*High five* TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA, LADDIES! MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE and welcome back to 'Sneak Thief'! We have done all the levels so far, but since I've been away at PAX and come back there's a NEW level called 'The Collector'! I don't know what we have to get in but it's a 'Normal'
level so it's not gonna be an after the last one. WHICH MEANS I should be able to actually do it properly because these ones are all like a bunch of bullshit
and they-they get really hard and my headphones- are over here. -tied up. HANGIN' on! NOW let's do it! Collector right, Don't take forever to load because I don't have all day! The sunlight is fadin' fast! Actually, there's no sunlight here at the best of times
anyway, because it's f*ckin'- COME ON! There we go! See, all you have to to is yell at it! Oh, my god, it's dark! Could I- There's no options to turn up brightness.
Why? 'Kay, how much do I need? $ 600 000?! Man! Oh, oh! I forgot that that's what happens.
Bleurgh! Bleurgh! Bleurgh! I have eagle vision! Ahm, right. So what do we... Does he have guards in here? THAT is a big ass empty house! This is like the- the mansion level! But this dude is a collector, so I'm
assuming we're gonna get THOUSANDS of dollars worth of valuables! I hope you have a limited edition Jacksepticeye plushie
in your basement Those things are not worth a whole lot,
because they don't exist. ok, sneaky, sneaky do it Hello? Hello? Hello? Hell- *Chuckles* There doesn't seem to be any guards or anything around, which is a good thing. Ooooh! Goin' in the back door! That's what Jack's all about. There are guards! Ouuuh! They have a taser! OH! OH! OH! F*CK! OKAY! So, no guns means good for me! Because that means that you guys can't catch me
as easily as you would be able to before. So I'mma just steal everything! Stop chasing me! *Chuckles* Ahm. Dinnerplates, dinnerplates. No, can't steal those. Come on, I need to eat my f*ckin'- I need to eat my
Shepherd's Pie, off a golden plate! Oh, I'm gonna get so f*ckin' tazed- OH GOD! HE'S FAST!
I don't like him! Ahm, what does this do? Well, f'*ck my ass and call me Judy! I LOCKED MYSELF OUT! The dude is still behind the wall though, I can see the blue! Can he tase me from here? Hello? Come on! Taze me, bro! Taze me! BRING IT! F*cker, you ain't got no game! Let's try that again, shall we? I can't see anything, it's so dark! Wooooh! Ooouuh! Idea! A lightbulb just went off in my
head and went "Ding! Do this, Jack!" So I'mma do it! We go in here, we alert Pablo... He comes outside, and then we lock him outside!
It's the Tomb Raider 2! F*ckin' butler all over again! Oh, wait, can I steal any chairs or lamps or anything?
No, okay, good. Goodie gumdrops, nice to know! *Whisper* 'Kay, steal this! Yes! Schh! SHHHH! Don't ev- AH! F*CKING JESUS CHRIST!
HOOHO! OOH! OOH! WHEN DID THIS BECOME A HORROR GAME?! OH MY GOD! That almost gave me a f*cking- Aah! That almost gave me a heart attack! JESUS CHRIST! Lock him out! Lock him out! F*ck you, bro! F*ck you, bro! YES! NICE! We did it! Yaaah! Ooow! Love you guys! Aahm, I mean, you didn't do a whole lot,
and you distracted me when I got terrified... Can I have this giant letter opener? Oh god, that actually got me. Jesus Christ! Ah, TV? Yes-a-roonie! Can I- Bank documents! Are they actually worth stuff? Would be funny if that was the only guard in this entire place. Aaaah! Now there's places to like hide! Ahhh, it's like 'Alien' all over again! 'Kay, aurgh! I have a flashlight! I keep forgetting about
that. Sorry! Makin' you all squint your eyes. I got a key! Probably to my own car to get out of the house. People just LOVE their coin collections
and everything in these games! Like, WHY? Why do you love collecting coins?
They're a useless thing! But not really, if that's what you're in to... I don't mean to- to- to belittle anyone who loves collecting coins. There's my beautiful car! HELLO! Betsy, I'll be down in a
minute! But, hold on for a second! Argh! Was he really like the only dude here?! There- There's no way. He CAN'T have been the ONLY person in this ENTIRE house, to defend it. Oooouuh! What did I do? I don't like when I press switches
and it doesn't show immidiately what I did! Okay, there's another TV to steal. LOTS of nice candles
around! Can I steal them? I don't know where I am anymore! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! There's another dude! GAAAAH! F*CK! He saw me! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit-tits! I'm goin' up here, I'm goin' up here. Close this, and head up. Yes! What? Uuuuh! Ooooouuh! *Sings* Du-du-du-duh du-du-du-duh DU-DU-DU-DUH DU-DU-DU-DUH DU-DU-DU-DUH DU-DU-DUUHHH! It's... gold watches... I DON'T NEED WATCHES! HOW MANY ARMS DO I HAVE?! Well, I guess it's about sellin' them, not about taking them. Are these bars of soap?! Dude?! I know I'm the crime and I'm the dirty one, but you need to get clean! There, take a soap and ooh... Take all the paintings! Nice! Gonna be a f*ckin' divan up here or somethin'. I GOT A HAMMER! Oh! Ooouuh! Uuuuuh! Uuuh, what is that?! Oh! Woouuh! I'm definitely sellin' that paiting!
I do not want that bad mojo in my house! Okay, there's another way down... But that doesn't have a ladder, so I'm not going that way,
I'm going into the secret hidey hole! What do we have here? Hello? HELL YEAH! I g- I got a f*cking sword! Who wants to go now?! Huh?!
Hold on, hold on! Hold on a sec! Who wants to go- f*cking go now?! Who?
You- you wanna go?! You wanna fight me?! I've got- I've got skills, man! I WILL stab you if I have to! Just 'cause... I... Oooh, looks like a wooden sword,
ooh, but you can sharpen wood! Sharp enough to stab a person in the ass! Which is exactly what I'm gonna do! I'mma escape outta this place. I don't have nearly enough... I've like a tenth of what I need! Where's all this like magic gold that's
hiding everywhere that I don't have?! Right. At least now I can defend myself against taser bros! Have I been here? Yes, okay, that's where I was before. Where?! Where, where? Oh! Now I can break shit and steal it! I need to kill that dude, though! Woouh! This is very expensive soap. It smells like...children's tears. If I break something, is he gonna come running?
There's bushes growing through your walls! *Whispers* I don't know where he is. I don't know where he is, and I don't wanna f*ck this up now. You heard nothin'! Okay?! Just 'cause I'm stealing everything...that the collector has...
WOOOW, these are worth a lot of money! That a lot of mons! I love it! I love it! Give me ALL your artifacts! Shh, shh, shh! I don't hear anybody, okay. ARG-HA-HA-HA-HA! Give me your... golden... pipe... I don't hear anything, okay. ARG-HA-HA-HA-HA! Give me your...golden...pipe... Sounds a bit weird...OH! Your're another f*cking sword! Okay, that's not a collectible apparently. Where is he? OH! OOH! OOH! OH, OOH, he's coming! Oh, shit. I thought he got stuck in the door there for a second. NOO! F*ck! I can attack him, and I can fight back, but I don't want to,
because I'm afraid that there's gonna be some bullshit... Duuh! Like that! Where I miss! Oh god! Oh! Kill him! Kill him, kill him! Kill him dead!
Aaghh! Duh-du-du-du-du-du-YES! I did it! I'm not taking your f*cking taser! Who would want a taser,
when I have a badass Excalibur in my hand?! This is what it's all about! This- I don't even need to win anymore,
I have already won the game of life, and I can actually leave but I guess I should steal whatever I can, because the
other dude is locked outside still, hahaha, what an idiot! NICE! These are worth a FORTUNE! I like it. I'm into it! Where am I? Right. Anything else? Are you hiding anything else, Pablo Escobar? No? A nice fire. Is it just me or is that book out of place? Eagle eyes! Th- You've gotta have good eyes if
you're gonna be a thief! E- Especially a sneak thief, you gotta have the best eyes!
Ouh, but... *calming* Ahh! And now...Youtube comments...with Jacksepticeye. That's what I always wanted. This is a SECRET! It's a secret, but what did it open?! What?! I thought the bookshelf was gonna move! What did you do?! Oookay. Time to go searching apparently. What? Did it open the front door? I have no idea. Can I- Oooh! Hello! Yes! Priceless Ming vase if I don't mind! Oh, I CAN glitch it! I was just about to say
"I wonder can I glitch the dude through the wall?" I KILLED HIM! *Laughs* Die, Wall Dude! *Laughs* Okay, I think I have everything. I have no idea what that other thing opened though! Should I look around? Okay. I don't know if the thing opened the front door,
or if that's just openable from this side. So, let's go upstairs. Maybe I unlocked some secret up there? Curioser and curioser Alice got! *Laughs* You f*cking idiot! *Laughs* That was the best! Ahhm... Aaanything? 'Cause I didn't see anything out of the ordinary up here. I mean... that... But I opened up THIS switch as well, and I don't know what THAT did! Right. Okay. Well, I have stolen everything a sneak thief could steal, so I'mma- Ooooh... Okay, no fall damage, yeah! I wanted a million though! God dammit! That was good though! Ahw! Man!
I like the f*cking...I like the sword! Because...the guns are absolute bullshit because the
guy sees you from miles away, and then they just start shooting from miles away and they're
able to kill you a lot faster than you are able to kill them, so... You using a sword and swinging it at them, and
smacking them all over the face with it *snaps fingers* Thats my kind of weaponry! But! I did steal everything. I am the best.
I got trough that level pretty easily. They need more guards at that level! I think.
The two guards are is not enough! Especially when you're able to stick one of them outside
and glitch 'em trough the wall and just smack 'em! I- I don't know how. Apparently I'm a sneak thief
that disobeys the laws of physics, but... Who's- Who's to argue? That's what I do! Well, anyway Thank you guys so much for watching this episode!
If you liked it... PUNCH that like-button in the face, LIKE A BOSS! And! High fives all around! *Wpsch* *Wpsch* But thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes IN THE NEXT VIDEO! *Outro song* What did you say? What d- Say it again! Say it again, I dare you! Come on! Come on! I dare you! Yeah, that's what I f*ckin' thought!
