I'm Sneaking Into YOUR House Right Now!

party ladies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to thief simulator VR I made this normally but we're gonna steal some stuff in VR this time I hope you're all ready I did a great parking job don't you think well it close the door if the police ever come along they'll never think that I'm capable of stealing stuff cuz I'm too much of a table sight okay we're going into this house this game is actually really cool it's the full game in VR so hide everything in your house because I'm gonna learn how to steal it and while you're sleeping Jax cover for them toes okay how do we get in I'm not gonna go in that main door that's sorry what are you fools do that I in the bushes okay no one's home we got this we're the sneakiest of sneaks is this a way in no that's the way back home haha I see what I need to do Probert do I have a crowbar I do okay haha oh my god I broke so much of that fence Gordon Freeman eat your asset okay wait I in the bushes there they'll never suspect a thing they don't know me okay - the old rush run faster but okay are we safe no one's around yeah they don't suspect a thing okay there's some stuff that I can steal which store to be going let's quit the bathroom door okay remember the key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy like a mouse and we go okay do I need the trash nope but I do need this beautiful money into my bag you go thank you too for money how much does its $15 hell yeah I'm gonna get me so many Subway sandwiches for that okay open the door which okay it opens in okay this is very tense no what's up okay yo steel [ __ ] oh god my backpack okay it's fine my backpack teleports it's a great backpack put the saucepan in beautiful but the toaster in beautiful put the chopping board in valueless item do you realize how many people I can spank with this boot Jesus why hit me [ __ ] late in real life that scared me all right don't do that I can't see in your ketchup though I got hit in my walls okay just go scope I'm very bad at this okay ah [ __ ] you this item that was broken when I didn't steal it here Cable Guy Cable Guy came lagu blow okay grab with both hands what are we support who Jesus okay [ __ ] grab my backpack Thomas knows what I got the cooler I'm supposed to put the TV in the backpack it don't fit okay but the money money is the only currency Oh see I its valueless your son control this all he wants to make origami all he was and you can tell him it's green but apparently my game knows better and it's shite okay there's a key here yes okay put that away is the key open this know how open how open this ha hello key here we go ha ha I am a sneaky TV wait where does this key open the secrets your heart did fridge front door just huh hello anybody mister grab the the front door was open anyway maybe it opens up the fence yeah uh you didn't see anything no no no no grab the door grab the door ok grab it grab it I'm just cleaning TV that's a TV there we go I'm hauling it higher than I've ever heard anything in my life brought the door what [ __ ] it open the door there you go I don't need a [ __ ] troll man right now does it look like I need a crowbar TV can I jump put it out over the edge no we're gonna go okay perfect perfect I got this I got this what was my character face god where's my character such a [ __ ] do you a simple ugly I need to Kate when that [ __ ] can go he had it in my hand Oh God key Kate okay grab the key just go just go this is easy this is simple and I don't think this works on this screw it there's no time and provides high in the bushes no one sees me huh am i okay no one sees a thing okay Cup TV let's go [ __ ] okay can I put it in the back of my car I'm not crouching game what are you talking about open oh but [ __ ] damn it there we go there we go [ __ ] no just give me a button for the crow fire don't keep let me pick it up okay this [ __ ] closed good enough good enough get in the car what room I'm very scared okay turn on turn on okay okay no what a drive huh God probably perfect perfect driving perfect driving out you go ouch goat yes hahahaha and they say there's no such thing as the perfect crime I got an s-rank awesome okay I need to go sell some stuff Vinnie wouldn't you want I see you got my screen go to black bag black Bay put on at the pawn shop Vinnie I'm trying to make your money what's the point of stealing things if you're just gonna use them steal them pawn it off then use the money to buy a different one that's how you don't get caught Vinnie you're terrible at this but I listen to you cuz you're like father to me I set up a page on there and sell it okay go the government tear trophy Bay's black and white that's not other kitchen electronics yes good work caching click on the rent-a-thug tab ooh rent-a-thug boyfriend's a little extra work oh okay now way back to 110 and break some dishes with the crowbar oh hell yeah this is fun it's not just stealing things I also get to break some rules ah God Jesus just another day in the job everything goes well when you're a thief get out of the road hey hey hold on hold on hey you teach this guy a lesson where'd you learn to walk dumb school idiot where am I going sir do you know where I need to rob I mean do you know what the Hendersons is okay Apple watch is not helpful are you bad I need to be looking at directions on my watch was driving at the same time but whoops whoops whoops whoops give a look ma'am ma'am we're gonna get to one tank don't get out of the road BB babe no it's history right next door to where I was before well god damn it anyway okay we're here everybody good no you had your seat belt on right okay turn off the engine here we go okay stealthy like a mouse okay it's a very big care for me I don't know if I don't know if I should continue using this carrier if I should get a Prius Priuses are silent as well but they also help out the environment look at all the smog that's in the air that's really bad dum-dum I live here hey what's up man how's it going brofist well [ __ ] you too I hope this is your house oh my god they left the gate open these guys are idiots or geniuses what if they're trying to catch a thief is Chris Hansen here okay wait in the bushes they'll never know I'm here I don't think anybody's at home but just in case okay we good i Musti i'ma be nice to you surely surely not can you okay it's Lockard it's naka do you know what that means me and my friend crowbar are gonna have some foot turns out he's a crowbar okay wait hold on mr. crowbar mr. crowbar hold on all right we're going in a different window I don't like that window the window was judging me but it's a crowbar how did you fall off me I thought she just got attached no matter what fine we go in this window we're in all right all I have to do is break dishes but can I steal stuff at the same time toy for flashlight yeah we're be doing dishes ha ha ha man's worst enemy cutlery and dinnerware ha ha ha not her you don't even know how to pick a lock go learn the basics I'm sure you've got enough skill by now you're my mentor if I didn't learn it it's cuz you didn't teach me fine and putting the light back on my head boy I can keep the light on oh that's handy Vinnie did you know that maybe if you taught me something you know what Vinnie I'm gonna do it Vinnie I'm gonna drink this breach pretty you can't stop me unless you teach me how to pick locks I would drink it I'm a I'm drinking the plate [Music] deodorant tastes good I'm washing my mother with the filth okay well time leave oh yeah I can't pick locks learn how to lock pick oh I did it all of my alright now go buy yourself a DIY simple lockpick on tools for thieves whoops why do I gonna do that why can't I just pick the lock I just learned how to do it god dammit Vinnie you're a terrible father why did you steal me away from my real father if this is all you're gonna teach me okay Holly oak out we go game why are you acting like I'm crouching I am NOT crouching Oh cuz there's a button to crouch and I press that okay fair enough you're right oh no somebody broke all the dishes at 1:10 call the police the perfect escape DIY simple lockpick $20 and $212 I don't buy a good lockpick requires devil to lock thinking whoa ready teach me how to be a real boy before you get yourself into trouble try it on a training lock I left one in the garage I a now you trained me now after learning the skill now you trained me fight you know what I shouldn't be petty about it Vinnie you're trying to teach me a lot of cool things oh sweet mother of Jesus you phrase yourself at the right angle as a bobby pin and then you could rotate the lock okay grab lockpick okay is this good [Music] hey I don't know okay that's not good all right more Oh baby I did it without any helpful video job on that old PvE show this this is weird you could check tenant routine in your tongue Vinny this is very weird I signed up to steal stuff not to peep on people I mean this isn't hot but what there's a box in there wait for them to leave and get me a box she saw me Benny what do I do I don't have any bushes to hide it bushes over there though okay let's let's see what they're doing let's see the routines where do I see the routines okay living room - all right and the garden hmm this is 2 p.m. though plan to stay out all night Benny I get tired man it's it's 3:30 in the morning go to bed what you think of work I'm a thief and even I want to go to bed they're gonna stay in the living room until 6:00 a.m. Christ okay well we're in for the long haul people are just sleeping this bush for now this is where I know this is hope yes oh this feels nice I'm exactly where I should be oh I had the best dream I was dreaming that I was anywhere except [ __ ] here you think I have like snake on my watch or something that'd be cool okay in seven seconds one of them should be leaving I don't know who leaves first here we go he's leaving okay cool that's good all right I'm just hi Oh see you later sweetie okay bye bye oh no you're leaving uh hi we should go hello Oh where'd she go she read in the bushes vote screw it I'm making it uh hi Oh lovely type of Oreo crunching it away I'm not crouching not not anymore top at the board idea can I just uh huh I'm not doing anything suspicious if put the [ __ ] crowbar away Jesus Christ grab the thing there you go now and grab this I am a natural that was amazing you see my skills okay he doesn't suspect a thing he doesn't suspect a thing easy does it Croucher Oni they go through the front door goddamn it okay we're doing this again okay I did it oh hey but boy how you doing okay oh man the box is right there we're so house I can feel it I can smell it Wow crack open a cold one with the points oh wait he moved I wonder if this will work I don't think I can sneak in there while he's still here I'm three an hour and a half from to leave his house hey you suck oh okay gang we have a tiny window of opportunity okay are you with me okay so Susie left at this amount of time she left at 6:00 a.m. Susie's out until I can't read and then mr. Jefferson here Carter is out is leaving at 9:00 a.m. and then he's coming back at 11:00 he's already gone for two hours all right two hours we have to be fast when this happens he's going to be leaving in 30 seconds everybody gear up Darwin appear okay oh yeah wait no you got to crush it on your head frat bro Sam yeah oh yeah that feels good I'm ready to do a crime okay after you ready for this he was a big boy who's the big boy I am I'm a big boy I'm ready what No so is my backpack apparently okay five four three two what like clockwork are you are you kidding me are you kidding me are you kidding me you son of a [ __ ] are you waiting outside your house all [ __ ] morning I'm going I'm going I'm going can I run faster oh [ __ ] why am i running so slow everything's fine everything's fine I'm trapped I'm trapped everything [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you

Channel: jacksepticeye

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Rating: 4.968266 out of 5

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Id: GJiUCmLNMhY

Length: 18min 43sec (1123 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 19 2019