the BEST reality show is BACK!!

we got brand new merch baby what's good look at this quality what's up now um oh my bad oh i'm sorry shorts in a hoodie a sweatsuit are you kidding me these socks are you slapping me in the face right now oh summer tie-dye am i bad what's up now guys we got brand new merch that just went on sale right now i really love it um i switched them to a company and they're fantastic the quality is impeccable they'll come with these purple coat tags on them and they feel fantastic it's not going to take forever to ship i'm really stoked with this these were designed by a guy i'll actually another calgary boy that i know from home his name is math and he's amazing and just go to co dash official if you want something i appreciate you if you do all right on to the video today so netflix right now is putting the finishing touches on uh it's i'm sure to be game-changing new reality show sexy beasts where where people wear like elaborate makeup and masks and they flirt with each other and try to fall in love i'm not kidding that's a real show that's coming out while they finish that up they quietly just released the first few episodes of last year's hit reality tv smash too hot to handle that's right baby it's back it's back in a big way this is the show that you know netflix put out last year that gave us so some social media superstars like francesco ferrago i don't know if that's how you pronounce it or not hair and hairy josie too and it's back with 10 new super hot sizzling singles that's not my verbiage by the way that's the trailers verbiage we've got 10 new super hot sizzling singles and they are pretty sizzling let me tell you what do these singles come right off the grill cause they're sizzling so if you haven't seen the first season and you don't know what the show is about the premise is very very simple they take 10 super hot sizzling singles right off the fajita plate and they stick them in a house together and they tell them you can't hook up and if you do you lose money there's a surprise money that you get at the end if you don't hook up and if you hook up money comes off the prize pool right pretty simple the whole thing is about developing real connections with people without sex mucking everything up as sex does last year i watched the whole first season and i did a review about the whole thing and my thesis was that the show sucked it sucked because it goes against everything that trash tv is supposed to be which is trash it removed the trash why are you taking out the trash it's not trash day it took out the sex it's the only thing that sells so you all know sex sells and you took it out and now the show sucks it sucked it turns out really hot people don't really want to develop real connections with other people because why would they why [ __ ] would they they're hot it totally defeats the purpose of being hot to develop real connections with people well despite my scathing nay sizzling review on the show netflix decided to bring it back for season two and it just came out today and i watched the first episode and i decided to give you my honest opinions on the first episode so this this season takes place in a beautiful sizzling villa in turks and caicos every contestant thinks they're going on a show called parties in paradise which right away should have been a red flag to these people in the casting process you know because they should have been like there's a really what is there's another show like that how many reality shows could there possibly be about hooking up in a tropical place there's like 5 000 now parties in paradise really that's all we're just partying in paradise that's it what's the catch what are what's the what's the point are there what are the challenges different you know it's a reality show they're supposed to be challenges right what differentiates this show from the other shows about [ __ ] on the beach but of course they didn't ask any questions because you know the people they cast aren't the brightest and um why again why should they be they're hot let's meet one of them i hate roles and i do not follow them i hate rules and i do not follow them commitment kind of scares me i've committed like probably twice i was with my ex-boyfriend adebar and i left him and was with a guy in front of him that i used to see before him in front of his face i'm crazy hell yeah good good girl i've committed like twice except for a crimes of course because i've committed tons of crimes because i don't like rules i don't follow them i'm here to have fun i'm not here to be in a relationship or to find someone fall in love with well i got some bad news for you unfortunately i got some really bad news so what about the dudes what do we think what kind of dudes do we think we got uh joining us today i hope tall well yes obviously but what else just thinking about it i also like bald guys is that weird that wasn't what i expected her to say there honestly i kind of respect it but uh something tells me there will not be many bald dudes on this show so the first season was entirely narrated by this woman that tries to be a kind of cheeky self-aware layer on top of the classic reality tv format which by the way they completely stole from love island well this year she's back and the writing that they give to her is just it's so it's not the best i got a feeling this hunk is no stranger to being covered in cream what did you say this hunk is no stranger to being covered in cream what's up anyways this dude right here is a stripper he's a british stripper he's got a british accent and his job is to make people horny i mean they really went above and beyond on the casting for this season seriously that blonde chick is already batshit crazy you can tell and this dude is just the definition of what sex is and then you have this next girl who comes on and describes herself as a pair of open legs really my friends would describe me as mysterious quite laid back now i'm kidding i'm like a set of open legs i'm like a set of open legs what one thing i love about these shows is you know i think their main intention is to cast people that are horny whereas like in shows like love island it's like you have to be able to to have the chat you know the ba but in this show it's like the the only requirement is that these people are horny that's basically it so they're really bad at flirting the flirting is really bad like right off the bat you know it's also because they're hot it's like it's like they have no real need to be funny or charming you know they're not used to having to do that they're not used to having to be those things all right six foot six foot one if we're like if we're at a bus yeah like five eleven i mean nice it's not 5 11. we have so far left look what the [ __ ] was that how tall you six foot six foot one like on a good day i was gonna say like 5 11. no no yeah we don't say 5 11 511 doesn't exist on my height scale [Laughter] ladies and gentlemen the mating process of human beings there you go also why does this guy look like a super jacked dobre brother he's got a way better body but he's got the same personality [Music] from jesus and then just when you thought they perfected the casting for this show it turns out that this year they've also casted a tick tock influencer let's go where are you from i'm from staten island new york i'm a personal trainer i'm an influencer on tick tock and that's just what i like let's go let's go so i was curious so i found this guy on tik tok and just because i wanted to know what his tick tocks were like and here's one [Music] just you know being hot it's a hot dude backing up a car i don't know what else i expected to be honest i have to really commend the producers of how good they did this season at casting very horny people for this these people are [ __ ] horned up to their ears my mom was a total cockblock sorry mom when i moved out i kind of went a little bit boy crazy i think about sex all day every day all day every day baby sexed up and i also like how in this first episode of this season they cast a fake host it's a dude named ben or something like that that strolls up in a hawaiian shirt and sperry's and tells them that uh you know they're gonna party later and that they're all gonna get to boink each other later on in the night and they're all like yeah sweet still not nobody is like so what's the point of this show you know what are we what are we supposed to be doing just boinking that's it i'm ready hopefully it's just one big gang bang that'd be quite nice yeah never mind so they don't care it's just hopefully the whole show is just one big gang bang are you curiou like how do you win the money aren't you curious about that you just think you guys are just gonna [ __ ] each other all summer and then they're all gonna y'all's gonna get to split the money is that no one's wondering what the point of the show is at this point really we're halfway through this episode and no one has been like so i got a question i know like you know we're gonna [ __ ] everything but what what what do we do other than that you know there's a lot of hours in the day i can only [ __ ] for one or two of those you know two if i'm a little bit drunk maybe but what what for the other 10 hours during the day what are we supposed to be doing so for the next like 20 minutes they just try and [ __ ] each other basically it's kind of awesome i think it's going to be so weird to bang in front of you though not saying that we're going to bang but i'm just saying just because you get going and you're really like you know loud is that how you do it like a jackrabbit dumb again impeccable flirting there impeccable is that how you do it like a jackrabbit yeah damn i'll jackrabbit you i'll jack you like a rabbit i'll [ __ ] you i'll [ __ ] you like a rabbit we'll have tons of babies like a rabbit in a mouth there's no land over there yeah let's just see in it yeah first time at the beach cam what reckons on the other side of that nothing because the earth is flat dude all right so i went really hard on the last season because after the first episode the show really fell apart and i totally expect that to happen with this season as well but i have to say as far as first episodes go they did much better on this one between the fake host and the horned up people and the awful flirting it's been really entertaining so far but they went even further which i respect the last thing they let them do before they tell them they can't bone is have a party but it's not a normal party it's a costume party and they make them dress up in these like pretty weird outfits i could dress as like the lion and you could be like my lioness you know this guy's just full of full of lines sick it's official i'm more horny than any other guy here dude the amount of excitement that i feel right now for when this guy is told he cannot hook up with anyone and he's dressed like this is through the roof right now excellent job producers excellent job they were like how can we humiliate this guy even more oh i know let's put him in a child's rhino costume that's perfect so the best part of this episode by far has to be when the tick tock influencer gets up in front of the group and he says this is at their party he says all right let's all get up in front of the group and whoever is like horny for that person basically does their mating call of whatever like animal they're dressed up as i don't know you know at least it's some [ __ ] challenge you know as an audience member sitting here i'm like finally a [ __ ] challenge jesus christ now now we got a reality tv show on our hands so one of the girls gets up and the tick tock guy crawls up to her on all fours and does these really cringy like animal roaring sounds and then bites her ass okay so so she's like wow that was weird and then the dobre twin dude uh was who also likes this girl gets up and just like walks over and makes out with her and it's like what the [ __ ] is this guy doing what are you doing weirdo and just makes out with her and the tik tok guy sitting there like i mean that's not an animal sound i said animal sound dude did you not hear me what the [ __ ] this guy's a douche so then more people make out two girls end up making out it's getting crazy people are getting horned up you can feel the sex oozing out of the screen at this point nipples are hard dicks are hard boners are dicks nipples are ass everything's hard everything's poking these people just wanna [ __ ] bone it's very primal look at this what is the rhino guide what are you doing dog what are you doing now we're gonna get demonetized for that thanks a lot dude just put your rhino horn in her ass come on anyways you get it people are trying to [ __ ] right so then the fake host comes back on uh oh he says this well before this night gets too wild there's one more surprise for you guys what could it be what could it be a bunch of dildos what could possibly make this show hornier and this is the part where they reveal to them the show that they're really on and i gotta be honest they [ __ ] it up they [ __ ] it up because the way they did it is the fake host goes we have a very special guest and then lana the little robot that runs the show it's like an amazon alexa basically she comes out of the ground and they're all like what no we're on too hot to handle no and it's like kind of anti-climactic i don't know i just kind of wish that the fake host was like here's my idea for there's my idea for this part okay the fake host because it's so funny this fake reality he looks like every reality host combined into one and he's he's like got this hawaiian shirt on if he was just like you guys can't [ __ ] and then they just beat the [ __ ] out of them that would have been a way better ending to this episode but instead it just ends in sadness the robot comes out and they're all just kind of like sad because because they can't bone they thought they were gonna have a two month long orgy and now they're all like so what we gotta just form friendships now and the audience is sitting here like i don't wanna see people be friends if i wanted to see people be friends i'd watch friends i really wish they just ended the show here you know i would watch infinite seasons of this show if it was one episode where you met 10 hot new people watched them flirt and then told them they couldn't bone and the show ended that would go on for infinite seasons i gave the whole last season i think a four out of ten and i gotta give the first episode of this season probably a six out of ten because it was a pretty good episode but i am zero out of ten excited to watch the rest of the season let me know if you want me to watch the rest of the season though i can keep reviewing these for you if you want but one thing is certain i definitely don't want to thanks for watching guys go get uh merch at kodashofficial.com i appreciate you and i'll see you next time bye [Music] [Music] you

Channel: Cody Ko

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Length: 16min 12sec (972 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 25 2021

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