Taking Food While Working at Fast Food Places | PKA

and we're live uh at mcdonald's where i worked for a week when i was 15 once uh even though i'd been there a week i i guess i wasn't stupid enough to be tricked into this so i was in on the joke but but they sent the guy to go get the uh the pickles for the big mac sauce like yeah you got to dice him up and he's looking everywhere for these fancy big mac sauce pickles um so that's that's a pretty common one sending someone for something that doesn't exist all right what was i gonna oh you mentioned working at mcdonald's for a week so my father when he told the stories of us about his childhood it was always in the most positive like legendary aspects my father had a paper route right and you think oh paper route but no he took it to the extreme like whenever a new route opened up he'd take that one on too they just get more and more paper routes and um it got to be that he was like the paper route like i don't know don of kingpin yeah of of gloucester city new jersey and uh and you know he started like saw he had so many paper routes that he took on that he would sublet them out to other kids and you know be like all right you deliver this and he'd just take whatever i don't know what but some percentage of the profits so now like he's in charge of the paper route but he has minions under him who actually send the papers from place to place and uh this is my father the entrepreneur right always a winner so then i talked to his mom about it and uh she's like oh yeah the paper routes he tried work once real she tried real work once it didn't suit him and i'm like what dad dad you never told me about this apparently he had a job working at like a general store or something whatever they worked at back in the 1400s and uh he had to sweep the floors and he didn't like sweeping and he quit within a few days and it was so awesome to talk to his mom about his experience compared to himself you were getting the behind the scenes yeah he wouldn't have admitted yeah he never told me he worked for like i don't know they sold like candy and stuff i picture it like a you know pharmaceutical stores from the 30s or something he wasn't even born then and uh yeah he couldn't do it i didn't know that kyle worked at mcdonald's for a week so you have as much mcdonald's experience as i had no you had more mcdonald's experience than i had ben and jerry's experience oh yeah like like in that week i did a lot like if i walked in like i i did everything there is to do it at mcdonald's uh i never took or i take that back i never took the orders or handled cash but all the behind the scenes stuff so i made nuggets i made burgers like i cooked them i assembled sandwiches on the line you know and boxed them and slid them on down and everything um you know made apple pies made all all the things that you cook i i did it one time or another uh it was a terrible job yeah it was terrible job uh very dirty back there i can remember taking the trash out and having like this gross slime on my hands and uh telling my manager i need to wash my hands but him being like no you got to get on the line and just being like but my hands him like the line and i just made burgers with the most filthy hands imaginable because he told me i mean i had it was garbage slime you know when that water smells really bad and it just probably got salmonella in it i i know a lot of people i've met people in my life that owning a restaurant is their dream job right you know they know it's long hours they know it's hard but the restaurant is is the peak of what they wish they could do not me man i i used to work at a little grill and the garbage was the worst part of it i was low man on the totem pole and i would have to handle that and i wasn't very strong so handling the garbage was like the peak of what i could do physically and it was just such a freaking nightmare and there's nothing grosser than restaurant garbage for me i mean it it's just so bad does any other organization produce worse garbage nursing home okay all right well check mate just a matter of being better packaged if you're wondering there's a person in there we had a big issue like the garbage was always leaky and stuff and we had to like transport the whole can to the dumpster because if you were to grab the bag and carry that to the dumpster it would leak across the boardwalk and that you know wheelbarrow a wheelbarrow mcdonald's garbage yeah you would there would be like multiple bags like probably four to five big bags like the big 50 something gallon ones and uh you'd throw them in the wheelbarrow and wheel it across the parking lot to one of those sort of enclosed dumpster situations and then bag by bag throw it in there and i don't know even at 15 i was about six feet tall so they would make me do that [ __ ] because a lot of times it would just be me working with a bunch of girls or me working with a bunch of girls and that [ __ ] guy they allowed to sweep the parking lot or some [ __ ] like that i thought it was gonna be a fun job i had a couple friends that were working there and i thought oh yeah we'll be like you know singing songs while we throw pickles at each other but nah it was just super lame and my boss was such a goober like i was cooler than him even as a 15 year old working at mcdonald's and i knew it he was just he had married in to like that mcdonald's family like the lady who owns who actually owns the franchise right um he had married her daughter so he had married into like some a little local mickey d's royalty and he thought he was hot [ __ ] [ __ ] um yeah right oh yeah the money fountain has turned on for you my friend you're no no the nuggets are on me i stole so much food i would always like like i don't even like mcdonald's nuggets but they were there and they were free so i would have they weren't free you stole them yeah they were free for me so i'd have like packets of nugget sauce like open kind of like tucked around behind [ __ ] and i would just be like eating nuggets all the time or sometimes i would just grab a whole meat patty and like just just i just thought it was great to steal the food so anytime i got a chance to steal some food i would do it i'd uh i would bake like two or three cherry pies and then go in the freezer and like [ __ ] eat three cherry pies as fast as i could [ __ ] like that your face like your star like oliver twist in the back hoping they don't catch you as your slaving of rods i had a friend who worked at mcdonald's and he um he worked the drive-through big strong guy and uh we'd go and we'd order like a small fry you know and back in the day a small fry was like 50 cents or something and then he'd give us like 21 dollars worth of food you know he just it's just like bag after bag after bag and it's like like how far is this gonna go and uh and then you know you did and i'm over two quarters and i guess we're eating i told you guys about my friend from buffalo wild wings right yes you ruined that uh wait the story where uh the waitress [ __ ] up so maybe not tell us no uh it's just all the stealing of food reminded me of this uh when i was a freshman in college uh someone i knew from my dorm worked at the buffalo wildlings near campus and he didn't work there all the time and eventually got to the point where he was like you know what [ __ ] this like i'm not making good money i'm only going when there's you know no games on because i'm a student i'm gonna watch the games for real so i'm just gonna quit and we're like all right cool and so he quit and his last night he came back with must have been 20 pounds of boneless wings in the plastic bags and a 10 like not 10 gal like a five-gallon giant plastic pouch of honey barbecue sauce nice and so he was uh rushing a fraternity at the time and everybody [ __ ] loved him because he just was like hey i got enough [ __ ] honey barbecue wings for the next three weeks and if you look it up on their menu that's like 400 of wings or something ludicrous that he stole and i guess he i was like how did you get that out of there man like did you just sneak it out or what'd you do he's like no they got in the refrigerator they got a huge bag of wings and then a big bag of sauce and so i just said bye to my boss and then i walked back there and took them and walked to my car we were like there was no plan and she's like no i didn't really even think it through until i got back to campus and [Laughter] [ __ ] idiot but that's how so there was definitely no lock and key on the food at mcdonald's um there just wasn't any good food at mcdonald's to steal like like i i didn't want to take any of that home but i did remember like you know you get you get a free meal so i would make my own meal and i would i would make like a big mac but i like their grilled chicken breast i thought that was the the actual best thing on the menu because it was tasty and i'd make like a double i'd make a grilled chicken big mac uh i always like coming up with like magical i just make stuff just add stuff to it uh i definitely ate uh more i ate more than they paid me like they were paying me whatever it was 5 15 an hour or something like that and i was eating like eight dollars worth of [ __ ] an hour i had to be that's a that's a feat at mcdonald's to out-eat them especially old school and mcdonald's have you did you see the reddit post of like mcdonald's next or whatever they're calling it yeah yeah it's so silly it looked amazing it was a really seemingly high-end buffet mcdonald's experience with an amazing salad bar and like they're that was they were really changing their image it was nothing like the mcdonald's that i have in my head that's not that because they're not doing as well as they used to um i i think they've had bad numbers the last couple last few years so they're trying to figure something out i know they just released some sort of new like dollar deal thing where you can get like four or five items for like four dollars or something like that it's like five things for four dollars something like that so they're really reaching but going high-end is not there i feel like people dog on mcdonald's so hard that they need to totally make it like the opposite like gosh i've been telling the story a lot recently but to tell it quickly when i first worked at cisco i used to kind of i don't want to say disrespect my manager but i would maybe point out their stupidity like i was much smarter than my managers and uh they every little thing they did i just kind of poke at like if it's wednesday and they're like so two days from now that'll be um and i all i need to do is like make a look like like you're seriously struggling to figure out fridays two days from wednesday that kind of [ __ ] i would do constantly like they just make little mistakes and i wouldn't let it slide eventually they canceled me to fix it and i did but it took forever for people to notice the change i was frustrated by that they're like yeah well you know you like to poke at your managers i'm like no i stopped stopped six weeks ago you came are you the resident badass on the floor at cisco where like you're walking by and pajit or whatever his name is like he's just that is matt he does not give a [ __ ] what the manager said sometimes he says all of these things i cannot believe it it was pretty cool it was the dot-com boom and engineers were like every bit as valuable as you know their bosses were uh and uh and i maybe took advantage of that but anyway so i cleaned up my act i started being really good and six weeks later it was like i still had this reputation for being a douche at mcdonald's i feel like they've got a similar type thing you know like they are the mick job is a thing no one says like job king or wendy's job or whatever it is it's mick job that's like the job that everyone makes fun of i think they have to pay extra just to get people to choose them over wendy's if they want to clean up their like dietary act and make it healthier they need to go extreme you know that people think of mcdonald's as the food that makes you fast right the super size me thing was based on mcdonald's everybody freaking like throws darts at mcdonald's maybe deservedly but to fix it mcdonald's can't just be as good at for you as wendy's which is not that good they need to be as good for you as whole foods or something have you mcdonald's mcdonald's recently like the redone ones like i haven't been to a shitty mcdonald's like can't even remember how long all of them are nice if you go in on the inside i don't yeah i don't know i just in my heart i just kind of looked down on mcdonald's and say like i wouldn't eat at a place like that like this temple here gets better food than that but i might be awful yeah wendy's right chick-fil-a it's better chick-fil-a is is infinitely better than mcdonald's for the quality it's gotta be i think i'm the only guy that still holds a grudge on their like christian anti-gay hate bigotry like even my daughter who's who you think would be very stick to her guns about that sort of thing a little fickle when it comes to that hate [ __ ] those bigots make a good sandwich that's what i say look if they had yeah go ahead they could literally be grinding gays up to make that chicken and i would still eat it that chicken is so [ __ ] good it's sweet almost somehow and the the batter is different the whole experience is different i like the waffle fries i like the sweet tea i like the lemonade i don't care what they're doing to if they're going after someone that if they were going after me personally i would still eat their chicken chicken put a mask on mcdonald's used to have on their bags it'd be like uh mia ham's choice or like uh michael jordan's pick and it's like a mac which he clearly didn't eat chick-fil-a could have like the grand wizards selection with his nuggets like i'd still eat it it's great and they're so nice to you there compared to every other fast food place like they don't even say uh you're welcome they say my pleasure dude the ones near me chick-fil-a franchises are cheap like as much as i hate the idea of owning a restaurant i was like maybe because you can get a chick-fil-a franchise for like 400 grand no they'll give you a chipotle franchise they'll pay you 500 just to open one at this point um so yeah chick-fil-a like like mcdonald's i'm sorry a good wendy's location will be like three million dollars i looked into this recently and uh at chick-fil-a will be like a quarter million to four hundred thousand it's like what is the scoop with this and they're way more profitable like than a wendy's always packed but uh like they kind of select you they make sure that you're a good christian before you can open a chick-fil-a you have to like work your way up to owner at chick-fil-a like wendy's they'll sell me a [ __ ] franchise you know are you like i don't know anything about owning a restaurant no problem you know we'll send you to wendy's academy at chick-fil-a like you need to have worked the register for a while and be selected they need to get to know you it's a different culture if i were going to open a franchise it would be cook out i i've said this before but every time i go to it the place is just called cookout they've got a really massive menu um they do everything from hot dogs and hamburgers to like they got like like 50 different milkshakes and uh i don't know quesadillas and just a little bit of everything kind of like a jack-in-the-box type place but it's better it's much better and i've seen yeah kind of uh but every time i've seen them open up i saw one open up in anderson south carolina and i saw one open up in east atlanta and the lines for the first couple of months are so outrageous that it causes traffic problems like the uh the one in east atlanta you didn't even use the standard ordering technique they used cones to make a giant line that just went to around the borders of the parking lot uh and when you when you first got it in the back of the line if you're the last person a guy comes to your car and hands you a paper menu and you've got like five minutes to look over this menu before you get to the point in line and you're in your car so of course where you getting a point in line where someone says okay what would you like and they write it down on a piece of paper and give it to you and when you finally get to the speaker you don't order you hand it to another guy and he says it into the speaker and then you wait some more and it's absurd this line and it literally i'm not exaggerating three in the morning it's still like that like and i'm just thinking like they're bringing in so much cash selling these hot dogs and hamburgers to these people it's it's ridiculous and it was it was true in both cases and it is good food i haven't even get one of those yeah yeah i think they're small i've only seen maybe three or four ever i'd probably open a steak and shake but i would break the mold with steak and shake and not hire any ex-felons have you ever been to a steak and shake this isn't your job like it's i've never been to a steak and shake and felt comfortable like i've never walked in and just it's a 50s style diner and you walk in and sit down and like you'll just look over and the cook the line cook will be giving you like a surly look it's like i didn't do anything to you man like i'm just trying to get now i don't feel comfortable ordering if you ask for one thing like a special order like oh i want the ketchup and onion you know slider but uh just you know throw some mustard on there too or like you know to get rid of the onion i had a waitress give me an audible groan once when i asked for extra frisco sauce on my frisco melt extra frisco sauce because your [ __ ] location always [ __ ] rips me off with the frisco sauce like you're rationing thousand island back there stop pretending that it's an actual sauce you make [ __ ] thousand island and we all know it put it on there just all right sir it's like like i know you're on parole but you know come on let's give it up yeah give me a smile i think five guys would be a good one to get too because like they don't have a lot of so i think subways might be the best because subway is so simple that there's not a lot of overhead i feel like you could run a subway out of a shack in your backyard but five guys isn't much bigger you know they've just got a couple of grills and a fryer because all they do is french fries hot dogs and hamburgers that's it veg [ __ ] you can put on the burgers though yeah but i mean all that stuff comes in bags and just goes in a little thing you know it's ketchup and ketchup and mustard and like mushrooms and jalapeno peppers like that's all stuff that comes out of a bag or a jar and i think they don't even freeze the meat so they don't have the the meat storage issue it shows up fresh every day so that's gotta be that thing about uh you know how wendy's will say like fresh never frozen yeah like apparently there's some kind of stipulation about what needs to occur before you can claim something is fresh never frozen and so wendy's will have it frozen on their trucks this could be some [ __ ] that i just read but who knows someone correct me if i'm wrong but wendy's will have it frozen on the trucks but make it so that by the time it gets to their respective franchises and chains it's not frozen anymore so it arrives to them not frozen so they're allowed to say this has never been frozen you know yeah the wendy's manager to my knowledge it just shows up slightly cool but anyway well their burgers are square because they don't cut corners [Music]

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Published: Thu Jul 30 2020