Steve Harvey on Firing White People Vs. Firing Black People

these different winking fine black people white people is this when you fire white people they don't ever see it coming are you talking about what do you nuts for crying out loud for the love of God for pete's sake all you got a list of [ __ ] they go round when they think they ass is gone because they can't believe they're getting fired see black people on the other hand we figure well any day now [Applause] my ass ought to be out of here I see we know if there's some fine going on we first so we pretty much expected I know what I'm talking about because I didn't had a lot of jobs for I got into this right here I didn't have probably 10 11 jobs out of them 10 11 jobs I've been fired probably 10 11 times I just one job last job I had I was something insurance I had this boss named Tom Tom was white I like Tom Tom was fair that's what I liked about it he was just a fair man I had never had a beef with him Tom was gonna fire this white guy named Bob I like Bob I used to go to lunch with Bob met Bob's family bob was a nice guy so Tom came out the office one morning the fire bob bob was just sitting there she right away if I see Tom walking in my desk you know I perk up because this could be it Bob ain't even looked up you know Tom walked his ass out you know your boss ass is kind of tight anyway I don't know why that is they always walk like somebody pushing them I don't know why there's be tunnel if they scared somebody gonna break something off in it or what but it doesn't look like somebody pushing them in the ass all the time and he walked this tight ass side up up to Bob's destiny walk hey Bob Bob can I see you in my office for a moment please Bob said sure thing tom Bob stood right up walked right into Tom's office and said Oh Tom you wanted to see me what the hell do you mean does he want to see you he just walked out to your desk and said Bob can I see you in my office for a minute what is this [ __ ] about it's denial he don't see it coming and Tom proceeded to find Bob right by the book no Bob at the board meeting this past week and after going over the board we were kind of looking at your evaluation and want to tell you the truth you're just not cutting it Tom what are you saying you know couldn't hear well what are you saying your answers almost out of here you see what the hell is going on but denial Tom said listen to me Bob you're making this so difficult I know you're gonna have a tough time explaining this to Becky but we're gonna have to let you go oh oh Jesus Oh Tom what am I gonna do what about the mortgage what about the children's College Fund Oh father God yeah but when you go out there to fire Willie it ain't gonna go like that see believe me when you go out there to fire Willie you got to take a whole nother approaching Tom came out there one day to fire willing I said next to Willie Willie was my boy for sure so soon at town came out to offered me and Willie didn't win cuz we know something to go down Tom walked his ass right up to Willie hey Willie Willie can I see you in my office for a moment we will fall what the hell are we going in off from Photon you got something tell me you tell me right here I've got a desk right here ain't gonna know you're not some tell Willie you need to tell Willie right here now time no he got a problem he know he got to get this altercation behind closed doors right now because he know willing fitting to show his hole oh wait a damn fool out here waiting to tap all these cubicles in this office something fitting to go down so time helman got his answering off it will it stood up before Willie walked in will it start walking around the desk talking to me will this huh it's gonna be some [ __ ] in here yeah I've know some [ __ ] when I see it yeah buddy uh-huh what the hell he called me in the office for I've been here 12 years bastard ain't never asked me to come in the damn office before it's gonna be some [ __ ] in here I'm gonna go in there I going in there but I'll tell you what better not be for what I think it is I don't know that so Willie walk right up here tom [Applause] what sort of time trying to fire Willie just like he fired bar yeah Willie we're at the board meeting last week you know we were going over your evaluation what valuation I see no goddamn valuation we've did your hand evaluation I didn't want a thought did you post it on the board in the careful team last week I ain't seen nothing I'll tell you right now I'm sorry [ __ ] Jesus Willie come on you're making this so difficult all right Dan Tom go ahead say it say it Tom see see see it Tom see see you better not say what I thank you Bob say you say it samurai-sama fine I swear to god I'll burn this [ __ ] say it down said I'll set this [ __ ] [ __ ] say you better not say on five satified say say that I'm saying I can't you kids I can't kid I can't Kia stuff I can you kids she's not so willing I know you're gonna have a tough time explaining this to Wilhelmina I'll just say Brock no William II know this rod will eternal [Applause] Willy we're gonna have to let you go oh I'm not oh [ __ ] you oh no you ain't signal yet winner tanner oh don't know why I let winner time ago that's [ __ ] I [ __ ] get mature give it a give him a check give him a check give me my check don't play with my money give me a check I burn I said it I'll tell swear to God give me a check give me a check Willie we've got two weeks to sing you your money you ain't got no two weeks with will eternal money give me my money now [Applause] Willie don't see the security door surrounded the building Willie don't see the rifles aim that is back all willing no he is he leaving here without his check now all you see is Willie getting drawn out in some car hey TT give him a check [Applause]

Channel: The Official Steve Harvey

Views: 8,263,732

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Keywords: steve harvey, family feud, original kings of comedy, Steve Harvey Standup, be successful, white people vs black people, office humor, getting fired, work, bad boss, bad coworkers, stand up comedy, comedy, steve harvey standup comedy, funny memes, meme, black people, white people

Id: ijBR77iK3Tw

Length: 8min 41sec (521 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 06 2018

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[u/radioblues]

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