Steve Harvey on Judgement Day

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by round of applause how many of y'all think if the world were to end right now clap if you think you'd go to heaven that's a damn shame you know good inhale well all y'all ain't going to no heaven half of y'all snuck liquor in hell couldn't even get your hands up to clap yes is over how you figured just cause you clap you're going to heaven it ain't that easy it's hard to get to heaven why do you think you hear old people saying that old Negro spiritual I'm just gonna walk around walk around heaven all day that's cause it gonna be plenty room you ever heard nobody said you're gonna walk around hell all day hey you Oh cuz it's gonna be packed oh they're gonna be open now people inhale still gonna be trying to party come on y'all let your slop move over move over [ __ ] I bet you better get off my shoe I bet you might not be on this son of a [ __ ] when we get through your [ __ ] you don't know I guess I'm a gangsta mess by Judgment Day - that's gonna be one line you gonna be you ain't gonna be in a big hurry to get up front you know how you're always cutting in line trying act like you was done hey hey hey hey I've been here I'm trying to tell you now been here all day no no not on Judgment Day no no judgement day you're gonna be in line looking seasick being on time then you want to really mess you up is if you see somebody get sent back the other way that you just knew what's going to make it to heaven hell going on who judging today didn't you step up you hear some bad news go to hell Oh some of y'all couldn't go with me on that when I saw I saw you hey hey hold up Steve I know you ain't saying hell now to the Lord you know if you say that you know you're going to hear Lin and I neither standing trying to stand up then work it out and I don't worry about I know where it is all over yeah can't believe I said that today Lord hey you know you know Judgment Day you know it's gonna be one brother standing in line ain't gonna be able to take no for an answer yeah gonna be one brother line looking for a hook you know trying to see if he knows somebody at the gate you know in line like ain't nothing wrong he stepped on he hears some bad news go to hell me though you know how election gee Jesus jeez oh you gonna play me huh you
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Channel: The Official Steve Harvey
Views: 3,975,745
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Keywords: steve harvey, comedy, flash back friday, one man, hbo special, funny, heaven, stand up, stand up comedy, inspirational, original kings of comedy, comedy standup comedy, act like a woman, like like a man, jump, self help video, self help guru, inspirational quotes, life hacks, career advice, make money, judgement day, judgement, jesus, christ, god
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Length: 5min 10sec (310 seconds)
Published: Thu Mar 07 2013
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