Comedians on Racism (Part-1)

to businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for 550 million dollars they are very excited with their purchase as this is the only legal way to own black people now that is here and I read that well you're not there you know how businessman our racist they are yes it's them being racist they are to that the two businessmen they bought the Milwaukee Bucks for 550 million dollars yeah a racist according their how many people getting sicker than a Hindu obstacle course at the airport it's just it is I mean I'm a racist but is it's it's getting and I don't mind foreigners but don't be from your cut like from your country like it's okay to be originally from there like your parents and Grandpa but you can't be from India and even that was from evil devil ID you know what the [ __ ] no I'm American I gotta be more American than you cuz I don't know even level that is even a little ID boarding pass man I know my voice rules I'm American like I need another I need an American voice to ask me for my [ __ ] but you can't get rid of the Doubleday news cuz they're amazing like who else will work at a 24-hour Brooklyn gas station with no bulletproof vests and no gun and cursed [ __ ] out if they don't have less than a 50 i bable bable bable you need something smaller please baby double duple duple day you can't get rid of a because they do jobs nobody else is going to that's why you can't realism what is this thing when we trying to get Mexicans out this country who else is going to work without Mexicans and who is going to work who else would drive a bicycle on the highway who also ratified we're also rider women who also ride a bicycle on the highway against traffic to deliver you a panini sandwich for lunch on time it's gonna kick in your hotel door to make your bed besides a little Mexican woman who has an ethic she has to make your bed I have to I have to make hello and she knocks did she [ __ ] punches the door and she scares the [ __ ] out she kicks the [ __ ] door and the chain is on hello hello and your legs mister chain is I'm alive the chains on the door you don't have ma'am please look and I please I must make your bed I must make your bed I must make you bed I feel and she's trying to squeeze in through the space through the chain space I wish I never travel for over room because I could I would like to just never had travel outside this country and then I could hate America and be happy you know I'm saying but I travel and I was like I'm now at like America but I still hate it's weird I hate it but there's no way better cuz all I got to really deal with his racist crackers like that and that's that's funny because like I don't black people really don't look at white people wit like you're the oppressor anymore it's just something I do it's just like we like not liking white people and white people like not liking us it's like is this what we do is just because I'm not going nowhere and I'll kill him I was lucky told me to go like back to Africa listen I'm talking to black people stop that [ __ ] war [ __ ] that go back to Africa [ __ ] first of all Africans don't like black people that's first of all they don't like this and what the [ __ ] am I gonna do in Africa besides fighting some war wearing sweat pants and tuxedo shoes with a [ __ ] [ __ ] machete in my hand with a pair of [ __ ] tuxedo shoes and a knife fighting some goofy ass [ __ ] the war [ __ ] gym neighbor was jimping that is my neighbor a nice fella nice guy let me come on that's not a Chinese guy I wasn't seeing it was kind of really Mickey Rooney I know he's dead but Mickey Rooney did a very racist thing like you just did in a movie called Breakfast at Tiffany's by the wonderful Truman Capote I wasn't doing anything racist and you know it I learned a lot last year about one of your great American heroes Rosa Park it was the 200 year celebration of the abolition of slavery in Britain last year we were a bit ahead of you on that but well done Boggan but the abolition of slavery wasn't the end of racism racism was still inherent in society as late as the fifties and sixties in England and America and it was this one incident that sparked off the civil rights movement a young black woman called Rosa Park refused to give up her seat to a white person on a bus it was the law but she'd had enough and she was arrested for that but then that law was changed but she didn't stop there she started sitting in those seats meant for disabled people [Applause] she talked the driver when the bus was in motion did she have the correct change really did she bollocks Oh some people Cheers you know that was my grandmother's thing that really cleaning up as a Negro spiritual black work song not everybody know about that see white people you guys my whistle when you work but that's how you can tell what kind of work we're actually doing [Applause] [Applause] that's that it kind of I do anything that has to do with race I read a little here see a little there and I travel that's always good traveling has made me a racism connoisseur if you will you know it's different from region to region anyone ever been down south so you guys know what I'm talking about and the racism down there it's just still do a perfection bull it's out the open there are no secrets in Mississippi everybody knows the deal morning sir [Applause] [Laughter] that up here you hit the big cities man it's different it's always a secret then we should do like then we should keep out that I know when been a little I mean with limits you don't want to say whatever comes to your mind that might be a little much why do be walking down the street man in this business brother walk up to hello you right oppressor you slave master rapist of Africa Teague why hello my big lip spear chucking Freddie okay so why do what did you do today huh a press a new land and make the people there Christians against their will what did you do fellow burn those big black lips on a crack pipe as your least your job it'll be easy why do you cut deep well this chitchat has got me thirsty you will excuse me for a moment I'm gonna go to the Korean store get something to drink [Music] hello you spanner dad ruin the economy on our neighborhood by opening stores and taking the money out the community cheek good afternoon you browse around but never buy anything can't allow that might be too much she can't help it if you an American you're racist we brought up from the beginning to think in generalizations we never look at them never visual we rarely look at individual I'm a racist I know I'm a race there's no how no the other day I caught myself being racist against myself there's some one kid knowing I got mixed up forgot whose team I was on what time I was reading the paper man his story came on about the UH this guy was suing a department store because they wouldn't let him play Santa Claus you know cuz he's black and I was actually like relieved when a department store beat oh that's bad but I wasn't ready for that I wasn't ready for the idea of a black Santa Claus man it would suck we wouldn't get our presence to the 28/29 sorry kids Santa got caught up with them I had to sell some toys to get back cookies but when a willing victim who is committed adultery he reads his pills and a traitor stands [Music] [Music] [Music]

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Id: 3EgCwYtSjYQ

Length: 12min 56sec (776 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 19 2020