Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police!

in the black community myself often worried that we might be a victim of police brutality so as a public service the Chris Rock show proudly presents this educational video have you ever been face to face with a police officer it wondered is he about to kick my ass well wonder no more if you follow these easy tips you'll be fine first obey the law laws were made for a reason think of them as hints you heard people say man I wouldn't do that [ __ ] if I was you well here's some of that [ __ ] carjacking armed robbery awesome selling drugs buying drugs stabbing shooting you know you probably won't get your ass kicked if you're just to use common sense if you jump a subway turnstile you might just get off with a warning from the police but if you jump a turnstile carrying a loaded gun and smoking a joint we already know what happened to Rodney King well Rodney wasn't got his ass kicked if you just followed this simple tip when you see flashing police lights in your mirror stop immediately everybody knows if the police have to come and get you then bring in an ass-kicking with here's a no-brainer if you're listening to loud rap music turn that [ __ ] off laughing [ __ ] the police why are you getting pulled over by the police it's just ignant when an officer approaches your car be polite is there a problem officer and stay in your car with your hands on the wheel wanted people in the ride not so fast your friend might be crazy now before you let your friend in your car ask them these questions we never done do you have drugs do you have any warrants and in case you do get pulled over by the cops license and registration please remind your friend to do this one thing shut the [ __ ] I'd get a white friend oh my friend could be the difference between a ticket and I bullet in the ass here's a tip you should never forget if your woman is mad at you leave her at home so the mad woman will say anything Oh bathe the law use common sense stop immediately turn that [ __ ] off be polite shut the [ __ ] up get a white print and last but not least don't ride with a mad woman if you follow these simple pointers you probably won't get your ass kicked by the pulley

Channel: InsaneNutter

Views: 21,491,385

Rating: 4.9054589 out of 5

Keywords: Chris, Rock, Ass, Kicked, Police, Funny

Id: uj0mtxXEGE8

Length: 3min 52sec (232 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 02 2007

Reddit Comments

[u/beefwich]

Hey, Crab Man.

[u/MikeReddit74]

This is a funny video, but people who’ve complied with police have been killed anyway.

[u/TheMartinSilenus]

What's funny is in one of his recent stand ups, Chappelle bitched about watching other people "do his show". Like he invented the damn format. Chris Rock did it a few years before him and many others.

[u/gspi1005]

Doing what this video says in no way guarantees you won't get your ass kicked, however doing what your not told to do is a pretty good way to get your ass kicked.

[u/stephen_1975]

Definitely a product of another time haha

[u/Baramonra]

This aged like milk.

[u/FX114]

The number of people in the YouTube comments who are saying that this needs to be a genuine PSA is... certainly something.

[u/madmadaa]

That's not good, esp at s 57 and the crimes listing.

[u/rangerxt]

wait so I should stop screaming "AM I BEING DETAINED???" at the top of my lungs? might just work