SML Parody: Old Jeffy!

oh boy it's probably the best time of the month again the time where i get paid and the best part is that kermit said he wasn't going to pay me in target gift cards this time okay how much did he give me wait 13 dollars but i asked for a 15 pay raise and that's worse than what i get on the gift cards i should have just taken those hey daddy can we go to disney world no jeffy not unless you want me to go bankrupt all right shall we wait in the car no we're not going to disney and uh due to uh certain financial situations uh we have to cut back a little bit with the spending so that means we have to eat like cold green means for the next six months oh and there's only gonna be like 10 minutes of fortnite a day for you cold green beans for six months there's no way why can't we just go out to eat at a restaurant because i told you we can't afford it we would only be able to do it if everybody got the senior discount but like i'm the only one who gets it so it wouldn't work yeah cause you're old i can get the senior discount no it's not because i'm old it's because i'm cool and if you want this in your discount you have to wait like 70 years well no clearly you didn't see the title of the video the video wait what old jeffy really that's what we're doing this week wait jeffy come back hey there shauni can i get some apple cider and prunes jimmy i can't wait for doing this this is terrible oh my god i'm not jeffy i'm sure jefferson the 45th sir jefferson the 45th you do realize that by that logic there are 44 other sir jefferson's oh yeah and they all died from green bean overdose of course they did jimmy where did you get those clothes i didn't buy those for you uh you know luis across the street yeah the old man that donates all his money to charity and owns that orphanage yeah i murked them you you robbed his clothes no no i murked him he was out watering his garden i stole all his clothes and shaved his head so i was thinking we use our senior discount to get ihop maybe double decker chocolate pancake no you don't deserve double decker chocolate pancakes you're bad you're a bad kid what no i just did what i had to do and look i got you this cool hat i don't want a cool hat if you got it from him i uh wow that really is a cool hat and it'll make you look older so we can both get the senior discount wait you stole it and hey get in the car this is never going to work yay i can't believe that actually worked daddy yo double decker chocolate pancakes were busting of course they were you're the one paying for them but we got that senior discount yeah it was only like 10 off and my food was cold it's all right daddy being old is the best you should have told me it was so good trust me jeffy being old is not as great as you think it is now just go home wait i gotta go to the bathroom well you're old right so just do it in your pants oh all right oh man dad you have to eat now i hop i'm about to take a nap what you taking that no i know that deserves a nap i was the one that drove us plus i'm older than you oh you're right i'm just gonna do open for tonight can you go get the ps5 controller you're a big boy you can get yourself what no my hip's gonna give out your hip is not gonna give out jeffy you're not old what and you don't need a hearing aid oh come on just help me out just once if i help you out will you stop pretending to be old uh no of course not wait right here all right come on yeah ps5 control there we go all right jeffy there you go now don't bother me wait can't you're on tv really it's right there all right [Music] i can't do it now don't bother me thank you daddy [Music] all right that should be enough green beans for a green bean casserole or to last the next six months hope it does at least i can finally relax now jeffy's bothering me what does he want now oh daddy i need help with what i went you went good for you finally stood up for once what no i mean i had to go to a bathroom and i knew i wasn't gonna make it so i just went my diaper but but you went at ihop well i had to go again remember i'm old now you're not old jeffy stop saying that why you keep pretending to be old if you keep talking listen i'm just saying to a nursing home what the heck was that what's a nursing home well it's a place that old people go where they take care of you and they feed you and they change your diaper sounds like heaven no it's bad trust me you do not want to go there well you don't take care of me what are you talking about i take care of you all the time why are you always so ungrateful to me i do everything for you you know what jeffy fine you want to go to a nursing home so bad i'll take you to a nursing home you'll be begging to go home within the week you still gotta change my diaper it's getting on the couch no not my problem anymore they'll change when we get there okay all right jeffy here it is here's the nursing home you're gonna be staying at for the next week i can't wait daddy they're actually gonna take care of me unlike you we'll see about that now come on let's get you inside already signed up all right all right everybody let's get this party started [Music] well have a good week what what is this this is what you want this is your nursing home but why are they all old what did you expect it's a nursing home i thought it would be fun well well it's a nursing home so i don't know what you expect i'll be back at you in a week wait does it have to be a week no daddy oh god guess i should introduce myself uh excuse me sir hold me up oh hey it's you the new guy yeah my name is sir jefferson the 45th oh that's your stupid name my name is lopez right so what exactly do you do here oh it's great let me tell you you see you sleep you'll eat and then you die it's paradise that's it uh-huh i can't wait to die well i brought my ps5 controller wait what the heck is a ps vikings you guys got fortnite here no i don't know what that is you you know what ps5 is no we got jess what's chess you don't play chess no old person are you what what does everybody else do oh we see that over there that's stanley he uh doesn't talk much he just kind of shouts and that guy over there he's henry his son is like super rich or something and uh that guy over there you do not want to mess with that guy it's uh it's otis he's been here longer than any of us none of us know how long he's been here and he's like apparently super unhinged oh that's not good oh there's the dinner bell come on let's go eat oh i hope there's chocolate cake [Music] oh heck no man you don't want your mashed green beans i'll take them mashed green beans well it was nice knowing everybody i'm out of here let me help let me go i don't want to be here anymore oh no the door is locked no wait wait oh oh no please sir i'm not actually old i just didn't want to eat the green beans oh man where am i about time you woke up thought you'd be more comfortable on the couch oh dish i'm not supposed to talk to you yeah no one does why because they all think i'm a monster oh cause i tried to escape they restrained me put this shotgun on me no no one talks to me oh well my daddy's gonna come get me by the end of the week that's what my son said 40 years ago 40 years ago why don't they let us leave this place otis because it's like a prison for old people that are always watching see that camera over there that is 24 hour surveillance no one goes anywhere without them knowing about it well oh yes if you couldn't tell i'm not actually old so what if i just run really fast through the door even if you were able to get past that locked door you'd still have to deal with the 20 feet of concrete they call a wall not to mention the snipers snipers oh yes we got to get out of here you want to work together can't if you couldn't tell kid i'm restrained so you get me out of these restraints maybe i'll help you all right i'll figure out a way to get you out of these and then we're breaking out of here [Music] [Music] ah there you go otis now you're free and we can get out of here wow thanks kids i've been able to feel my hands in forever now we got bust out well kid you want to get out of here we're gonna need that help what those old geezers hey buddy why don't you call me anymore but dad i'm rich and famous now otis i don't see how they're gonna be much of a help yeah they don't look like much but we're gonna need the help we want out of here now go convince him to join us all right and then i'll make a master plan and then we break out right everybody here's our master plan for escaping this place first we gotta block the camera so no one knows when we break out that'll be me i'll put up a pretty picture so they have no idea stanley i need you to scream as loud as you can so the guards get distracted and then i want lopez to tase the guard so they can't get us henry i want you to crawl through the ventilation shaft and then find the room with the key in it go around the front of the building and lock the door so we can all get out and then we'll all be free and we can go get ice cream okay that's a great plan and all but there's one floor you forgot about the wall oh shoot you're right don't worry kid this is where i come in oh good thinking otis quickly everybody over the wall [Applause] [Music] yeah yeah don't pass hurry we gotta go you see friends this plan can only work if two of us stay behind because if we all get out then they're gonna come and look for us so i need two people to stay here for this plan to work what lopez no i trusted you basically i am leaving you all for that uh lopez you got a little something something on your forehead oh looks like the snipers are here well have fun in prison so long friends ah oh no the rope oh no otis the rope what are we gonna do shut up again let me think oh they're almost here we gotta get over that wall all right kid here's what we're gonna do yeah stand on my shoulders and climb over that wall what no otis i can't then you'll be left here i know but a kid like you don't got to spend the rest of his life in a nursing home me i only got five years left so get on my shoulders and get over that wall no no always you'll be trapped forever kid you have to do it there's no other way all right oh this but i'll remember you i made it oh yes hey get tell my granddaughter i love her officer come get me oh oh this i'll remember you i'll remember you so let me get this straight jeffy you made friends with all the old people in there made a plan to escape got out and then the old man sacrificed himself what old man daddy his name was otis show some respect respect he was a criminal what wait what yeah they all were y'all you see when i was taking you there i might have screwed up and accidentally sent you a prison for old people you sent me to a prison for the last two days uh well yeah but you know it still works you don't want to be old now do you well no but i was at the prison that explains the tasers and the green beans like they had green beans there yeah it was terrible well jeffy i'm glad that you learned your lesson so why don't you take that mustache off oh what no daddy i glued it remember i take it off but i can't but all right give me a second what [Music]

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Length: 12min 13sec (733 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 23 2022