SML Parody: Jeffy The Lifeguard!

so guys what you want to do today uh I don't know dude it's kind of hot outside oh what if we go in your pool oh that's a great idea Joseph's gonna do so much fun stuffing the point actually it's like a beach ball guys do belly flop contests guys I can't switch just give us a second but I can't think the water's warm then yeah let's go do it dude I still can't swim but we're gonna go in the pool anyway okay okay guys so who's gonna be the first one to jump into water to make sure it's not cold well I'm not doing that dude it might be super cold yeah I'm not doing that either what you want me to jump in the guys no listen my mom clearly told me never to jump in large bodies of water unless I have a life jacket or there's a lifeguard on duty and I don't see a lifeguard so I'm not gonna just jump in like I'm I'm not gonna do that but like I'll put my hand in it to see if it's see if it's warm yeah okay yeah it's it's pretty warm you guys can probably go in it's please don't I know what you're gonna do I really don't want you to do it I won't I won't do it wait really yeah yeah yeah whatever Cody hang on I'll help you oh come on Cody that he's not warm it's pretty cold oh you know what also Cody I don't have a towel and my bibs still aren't I can't go in the water hang on you know what Cody I'll get some help uh hey Mario so like this isn't a big deal or anything so don't rush if you don't want to but uh Cody's kind of drowning in the pool right now so if you could help us out that'd be great what Cody's drowning oh my God Dory I'll save you like ooh I was not planning on getting wet today how's your album don't worry Cody I'll save you but Jeffy you can't swim uh junior floaty all right Cody I'm coming in yeah yeah come on Cody yeah yeah come on Cody dude [Music] beanies mouth you're supposed to push air in there oh oops [Applause] oh my God I'm actually alive look at him again oh my God oh my God I want to go home I want to go up it was terrible Junior I was in heaven with God and he showed me a timeline in my life and it was so short and pathetic and then I woke up and Jeffy was spitting in my mouth and I kind of liked it gave me a timeline to show your life being pathetic Cody we all knew that okay well I'm going home because I just died no you can't go home I should invited all our friends to go in the pool you don't want to miss that I I don't believe you guys can have fun I'll be at home not drowning what Cody seriously just get back in the pool give you a floating you don't even have a lifeguard well we do have a lifeguard Jeffy did a pretty good job before he he didn't no no he did not okay I'm going home Junior you can have fun no oh my God who needs him he's dumb anyway cool he's really missing out hi look Cody my door was unlocked and my parents don't get home until tonight so I guess I'm stuck here oh well perfect you can go in the water with me then no we went over this I'm not getting in the water and there's nothing you can say to convince me oh come on Cody stop being such a baby we have the Lifeguard what's up Junior oh hey Cody you're back what Jeffy is the Lifeguard like actually yeah and he's the best lifeguard ever Jeffy your best lifeguard ever yeah of course you are Jeffy you save Cody's life oh come on he didn't save my life I mean he kind of did oh also Cody since you said you can't tour without them look what I found wait what yeah what is that Junior that's disgusting it's a floaty Cody that's what you said you needed it looks like it's been in storage for 10 years it's so dirty I don't want to wear that well it probably has been in storage for 10 years because I just found it over there also it still has air in it so it still works that's disgusting it's not disgusting Cody why are you still complaining you have your lifeguard you have your floaties what more do you want hey Crenshaw over here hey Boy Bill no running no running on the pool what shut up loser you're not a real lifeguard yes I am Boy Bill and if you keep giving me attitude I Am Not Gonna Save you if you drown whatever loser you're not the boss of me hey PJ throw it oh I tried to warn him well Jeffy would not save bully bill right now but lifeguard Jeffy has a duty so I'm coming in you're welcome bully bill and I'm not doing mouth-to-mouth that's just that's that that's wrong yo Brody why aren't you in the water yet dude I'm working on it okay yeah yeah do it do it do it do it do it all right here we go oh my God I'm doing it I'm doing it yeah yeah oh my God I'm doing it I think I'm swimming oh my God Junior are you seeing this no I'm not drowning I'm fine yeah can't you see I have my floaties all right just making sure Junior no splashing but why Jeffy we weren't doing anything wrong we were just splashing you could get water in your lungs and then you can drown and die and then I couldn't save you because I wouldn't know that you drowned because you didn't actually drown but you got water in your lungs because you were splashing ugh all right whatever let's just do something else Joseph okay Joseph let's find out who gonna do the biggest Jeffy we weren't gonna jump in the pool hey Joseph three two one no not oh yeah yeah see Joseph I had the bigger Splash ow ow Jeffy why junior what did I say oh you said no having fun no Junior I said no jumping is important what you do oh you jumped in the pool against my orders oh my God Jeffy we don't need you being a narc about everything when I said you could be a lifeguard I was just saying that so Cody would stop freaking out we don't need a lifeguard what if you hit your head what if you drowned you see bully bill I can live with that but you you're a decent friend I would have had to go to bed every single night knowing that Junior is dead because I wasn't a good lifeguard Jeffy I am a pro swimmer I'm not gonna die in the pool okay so you can stop being a lifeguard because you are not the world's best lifeguard you're just the world's most annoying person oh fine if something bad happens it's your fault fine if Junior doesn't want a lifeguard so be it I won't do anything and if they need help then I will not do a single thing to help them I will sit here and I'll probably play fortnite on my switch if it's charged ah hey Cody oh hey Junior you know I'm starting to get the hang of this floating thing it's kind of relaxing yeah um something wrong you want to talk about it well assistant being stupid and he's being done with these rules what do you mean what did he do he's being a dumb lifeguard you won't let us do anything fun well you did say he was the best lifeguard so I need yeah and I regret it because now he's abusing his stupid power no well I'm sorry about that I didn't know one of a splash Contest no I do not want to have it I'm winning I'm winning stop please I'm winning Junior you know what no I'm not going to waste my time if Junior thinks I'm a bad lifeguard he doesn't need my help then I'm not going to do anything to stop anybody from splashing they can get hurt all day one two years stop I'm gonna flip over and I'm gonna drown I'm gonna die again that'll be the second time today fine whatever you're being dramatic no I'm not you're being annoying oh um guys it's starting to storm I think you should probably get out of the water or else you might get struck by lightning yeah okay yeah it's starting to get kind of dark I think it's gonna start to storm I'm gonna get out Junior no no you can't get out just because Jeffy told you to oh my God Jeffy look what you did it's not like we're gonna get struck by lightning what oh come on I'm dead again second time today whoa so I'm dead yeah Junior we're dead hey Cody good to see you again but God I don't want to be dead yeah most people so you're gonna be here a while if you got any questions well actually yeah uh you see there's always one question I've always wanted to know the answer to uh it's the sign actually a plan where am I no way that worked there is no way that actually worked wait I'm alive you know you were dead right like not just dead but you were you were dead dead what I mean I saw God I got to talk to him your buddy called me because you said you were playing in the pool during a thunderstorm I left my defi blade in the car so I I couldn't I couldn't do that so I used my tase and I just hit you with it I wasn't thinking that was gonna work I was like there's a one percent chance and it worked it like actually restarted your heart and now you're alive wow I mean that that's great I mean Jeffy called you over here for me I mean even after I said all that mean stuff I gotta I got a question though as a life God why were you letting them play in the pool during a thunderstorm like you you do know that's how you get struck by lightning and die right um well I'm not actually a lifeguard so yeah I mean like he wasn't actually a lifeguard he was just kind of okay hold on hold on I I hate to say this I really do it's actually illegal to pretend to be a lifeguard without a license what and normally I wouldn't say a thing I would go home and I would say you know I'd be like you know you know I haven't hit my weekly quota I haven't got enough arrests in oh and there's a big bonus going around the office I'm talking a big bonus I might have to put you in cups you care for you you can't no you know he actually say two lives today okay prove it what he said Cody because Cody was drowning and he resuscitated him with CPR and he saved my life by calling you because you revived me so no bonus no no bonus you can't arrest Jeffy no bonus daddy says they're not allowed to go back to jail oh no bonus sorry you could keep the taser I don't even want it oh thanks for Reviving me oh wait wait before you go uh what happened to Cody is he okay what do you mean well Cody I mean he got shocked too so is he is he all right did you get him back um God when do you think I'm gonna go back to my body last time it did not take this long yeah I don't think you're going back [Music] thank you

Channel: Kable10

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Id: XtLBQkghlkY

Length: 10min 54sec (654 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 29 2023