SML Movie: Goodman's Heart Transplant!

hey Daddy look what I found out my lips can do all right Jeffy that's really cool stop Jeffy the Huff hey stop it Marvin Marvin Marvin I bought something with your credit card don't be mad what' you buy I got myself a Louis Vuitton bag I've never had one before Marvin how much did that cost well it was originally $10,000 but there was a scratch on it so I got it for $3,000 ,000 we don't even have that kind of money a Marvin please let me keep it I won't ask for anything else for the rest of the year oh my God we don't have that kind of money hey Mommy look what I found out my lips can do stop it Jeffy oh there's someone at the door hello Marvin when I uncover my eyes I better see a fat stack of cash in your hand for your house payment yay no house payment for me I don't know what I was expecting well I I just don't have the money to make my house payment gvin you haven't paid a house payment in six [ __ ] months how do you eat how do you live how do you do anything and how the [ __ ] are your lights still on well I can pay those bills cuz they're not as expensive as the house payment [ __ ] I'm coming inside right now to look for anything I can pwn to make money for your house payment well all right Marvin how much you think I can get for your couch please don't sell our couch we like to sit on it yeah you like to sit on a little too much that's why I should sell it cuz it'll motivate you to go get a job Marvin is he going to sell our stuff well Marvin hasn't made a house payment in 6 months what the [ __ ] is that this this is my new Louis Vuitton bag Marvin got it for me I know exactly what that is that's an endangered Nile crocodile Louis Vuitton capucine an endangered crocodile I didn't know that I don't want it anymore and it cost $330,000 $30,000 I thought it was 30,000 $330,000 morvin I think I'm having a heart attack me too no I'm being serious you have $30,000 to spend on a [ __ ] L Vuitton purse but you don't have money to pay your house payment well I I didn't mean I didn't know it was that much a golden ambulance I'm stop screwing around Goodman get up call an ambulance I think you might actually be having a heart attack well Mr Goodman you're very lucky to be alive we had to resuscitate you 15 times because your heart just didn't want to beat well your heart wouldn't want to beat either if you heard what I heard go ahead tell them Marvin my wife bought a $30,000 purse I'm having a heart attack nurs I got the defibrillator paddles CLA thank you Nurse yeah you're right that is outrageous for a purse no way and he doesn't even pay his house payments either well look we have bigger problems we took an x-ray of your heart and it turns out your heart is way too small you have cardio dwarfism your heart's the size of a child's heart I haven't seen a heart this small since the Grinch came in for his checkup and the only reason his heart grew three sizes was because he learned the true meaning of Christmas but then the next day his heart exploded well that doesn't make any sense cuz I was doing just fine before I found out Marvin bought a $30,000 purse you [ __ ] ow if you don't get a heart transplant you're going to die all right well then put me on the list get the lp well I don't think you understand people wait years on that list okay well I'm rich so let me go to the top of the list I'll pay my way up but you still need a donor sir sir I came as soon as I heard the news are you crying because you thought I almost died no sir I'm crying because you didn't die give me his heart I want his sir he is very old his heart's probably going to give out any day now anyway okay go ahead and kill him get it over with no he's not an ideal candidate all right well then give me Marvin's heart he owes me money no no it can't be anybody who's alive all right well then give me a gun no no your ideal candidate's probably somebody who's about 19 somebody who's young and healthy okay well what about my Gardener He's Cuban as [ __ ] and he doesn't speak English so he's not going to know what you're saying just go up to him and say k Sid say Taco Bell and he'll start hopping and then he'll get right in the car cuz he's thinking he's going to go to Taco Bell no no it has to be somebody who's died recently if you find me somebody who died in a car accident I could use their heart okay well before I go there's one more thing I'd like you to take a look at I have a golf ball siiz bump on on my wiener oh I can take a look oh oh sweet Jesus oh that is massive oh sir you've been blessed by God mhm wow but I didn't see a bump oh there's no bump I just wanted you to see it oh are you okay hi come on Marvin you have a heart to find me okay Marvin you find me a heart right now why me because you're the one who caused all this no your heart was already small Marvin if you don't find me a heart I swear to God I'm going to take that $30,000 purse and give it to one of my girlfriends so she can scoop cat [ __ ] with it but I was going to return it okay then return it and give me the money so Marvin can finally make a house payment return the purse okay Marvin do you think they can turn it back into a crocodile no I think he's dead Okay Marin you find me a heart right now where am I going to find a heart at I don't know ches get in here now speak what do you want sir good boy chives find me a heart but I don't know where to find a heart sir spanking ow ow oh no tight tush look we don't know where to find a heart cuz the person has to be dead H who's someone that I wish they were dead me sir no someone else your maid sir oh yes kener go get her very well sir you're going to kill your maid I'm going to try to do you call for me Mr Goodman yes I Don't Want You to Breathe anymore oh do you want me to try to be my record yes okay let me thank you hold on not in here not in here we got to go in the other room oh okay see see Marvin I'll be right back with a corpse Marvin I'm in love I think I'm getting married why' you blow my nose because I didn't want you to breathe Marvin 5 minutes and 37 seconds of No Air I think George your welcome juice is in my lungs oh and I also think she has pneumonia so go ahead and get ready for the wedding okay thank you well if she's not dead who's else whose heart are you going to get now H who else do I hate oh my son Richard chives go get Richard very well CH what do you want Dad what do your grades look like D's and Fs that's it you're done you're grounded from your heart what the [ __ ] does that mean chives kill him how should I kill him son Sir with a guillotine but sir we don't own a guillotine well then buy one wait before you kill your son you should make sure he's even a good candidate for his heart cuz he is a kid okay well then take him to Mike Snicker piet's office and see what he thinks who's Mike Snicker pippet the doctor that's not his name all right well then Dr Snicker pippits I don't give a [ __ ] just take them come on Dr Snicker pippet the [ __ ] you just call me Mr Gman wants to know if his son's a good candidate for the heart transplant no he's too young and he's still alive his heart's not going to be any bigger than Goodman's no we need adult Dr Snicker pippet why is everyone calling me that we have a trauma that just came in a car accident 78 years old mom you were in a car accident I'm a little bit drunk well you shouldn't be drinking and driving I was on FaceTime and you shouldn't be on your phone oh I wasn't on my phone you know your boy Simmons he was giving me FaceTime he was looking up my entire bowl of clam Chow with discharge like a dog when he sees you when you come home from work happy as [ __ ] just e e my mom stop yeah I didn't know my car had a heated tongue to sit on Mom you're not even injured just go home wait why don't we give her heart to Mr Goodman oh she doesn't even have a heart and believe me if she did you wouldn't want it she drinks like a fish and she smokes like a train a pack a day 12 oh she upgraded okay well Mr Goodman still needs a heart can I get a heart from here you're not going to find one here wa it's a hospital don't they have hearts like in the freezer no just go Brookie what are you doing you're playing dress up like you're some sort of doctor or something I am a doctor it says it right on my shirt you're not even a real doctor your stethoscope is swn to your stupid sh well Goodman the doctor said Your son's heart won't work cuz he's still alive and he's too young damn I sure wish my buddy Jeffrey was still alive I could just go to his Island and pick any heart I want Marvin I returned the purse but they told me the best they could do for me was give me instore credit oh I feel like I'm having another heart attack you didn't get the money back I'm having a really hard day Marvin look I also ran over this squirrel why would you bring a dead squirrel in the house because I felt bad for it o maybe I can use the squirrel's heart and if it works that'll be nuts you can't use a squirrel's heart it's an animal and it's too small hey Danny can I vote for president this year yes Jeffy you can vote you're 19 years old H 19 years old Marvin how much do you like your son I'll give you a million dollar for his heart right now a million no yeah she's right no uh yeah you you can't have his heart also I think he has a heart condition he has tardia all right Marvin well I can either give you a million dollars for his heart right now or I can just get it for free tonight if something magically happens to him nothing's going to happen to Jeffy all right we'll see about that I think Goodman's going to try to kill Jeffy I hope not so we on the streets that you're looking to get somebody got yeah I need you to kill someone sh hey man be quiet I don't want to police hear in this [ __ ] have you even ever killed anybody before oh yeah you see all these teardrops under my eye one drop for each person I killed okay so six yes six so how do you want me to do you want me to like stab him to death I don't care how you do it just don't damage the heart cuz I need that okay can I shoot him with a shotgun I don't care just don't hit the heart hell yeah and also if you don't mind could you cut the heart out for me oh yeah I I've done that tons of times okay thank you gooper godamn son [ __ ] I thought I told you to clean out the chicken coop I already did that Paul I done told you I scooped all the [ __ ] and put it in your garden sh your name's gooper oh yeah I don't believe a man named gooper has ever killed anyone before oh come on give me a chance I finally get to use Paul's shotgun all right goober go get her done hell yeah time to die Marvin it sounded like someone kicked the door in and said time to die no they didn't you're just hearing things no she's not time to die please no don't kill Jeffy please oh what I'm getting paid a million dollars to do this [ __ ] any last words give ity goggle [ __ ] he had the gun backwards I don't think he's ever done this before is Jeffy dead where's the heart no jeffy's not dead your assassin shot himself God damn it gooper wait why don't you just take his heart well I don't want a heart from someone named gooper hey guys I was looking at this X-ray and it turns out that's not actually Goodman's heart that's just a little heart sticker that my daughter put on the X-ray machine you know what no more bringing Kids To Work wait so if that's not Goodman's heart is his heart okay yeah yeah his heart's fine but he had a heart attack well I guess that was just how much shock he was in it how much money she spent on that purse oh well there's a dead body behind the couch if you want to get his heart yeah his name's gooper [Music] what

Channel: SML

Views: 3,359,038

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, entertainment, mr goodman, goodmans heart transplant, heart transplant, brooklyn guy, puppet, puppets, show, laugh, joke, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, marvin, rose, friends, heart

Id: k8l1267BIcI

Length: 10min 45sec (645 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 19 2024