SML Movie: Goodman's Apple Vision Pro!

[Music] go in go in go in Jeffy Jeffy Jeffy you're trying to make the circle piece go into the triangle spot you're supposed to put it in the circle spot like that we get their piece go it went inside get it back get it back get it back look Jeffy look there it is right there grab it oh hey Mr Circle Peach what doing Morphin look a commercial hi I'm Tim Cook CEO of Apple and I'm excited to our new overpriced product the Apple Vision Pro it's a new VR headset and I know what you're thinking how is this different from the medaquest 3 it's Apple so it's going to be more expensive but with this you can check your text messages read your emails watch movies and listen to music on the [ __ ] moon on Mount Everest in Fiji now I'm a billionaire I'm worth $2 billion I can check my text messages on Mount Everest in real life if I wanted to anywhere in the world but you can't because you're a broke piece of [ __ ] so I made this for you so you can simulate a fraction of my life now here's the fun part how much does it cost well the meta Quest 3 goes for about $700 so how much do you think I'm going to charge you for this piece of [ __ ] double triple quadruple you wish buddy this bad boy goes for a whopping horribly egregious $4,800 $ and guess what you're going to pay it because it's apple and you want to be cool and guess what next year we're going to release another one that's identical to this one and twice the price so I'll See You in September for the new iPhone it has no screen you're going to need this who would spend $4,000 on something like that I don't understand this virtual reality stuff Marvin I want to live in the now hey D can you help me figure out where this piece goes well that's a star so it goes in the star spot get it up get get it out get it out get out Jeffy stop it go to your room if this if you can't play this game without screaming who's at the door hello hey Marvin look what I spent $4,000 on you actually bought the Apple Vision Pro of course I did now I get to have my bank account balance open in front of me at all times and over there I have a video of some girl on girl action oh looking in front of me there's some [ __ ] who doesn't like to pay his house payment nope that's not virtual reality he's actually there well listen I'm going to try to find a way to pay my house payment you better pay your house payment so I can afford more stupid [ __ ] like this oh listen I I promise I'll pay it soon okay well I'm going to come inside and sit on top of Mount Everest you can actually go to Mount Everest I can go wherever I want to with these on well can I try them on you wish poor now move out of my way I got a hike to climb hey Marvin how are you running up Mount Everest so fast these are my stairs well it's Mount Everest to me look there's green boots who he [ __ ] died hurry up all right Marvin I made it to the the top of Mount Everest Marvin he actually bought one of those yeah and he wants me to pay him my house payment he doesn't need your house payment if he can afford that hey you hush all right Marvin guess where I'm at now the Amazon rainforest looking at a rangit Tang tits and [ __ ] what are you doing clapping big purple baboon ass cheeks I think it's Tarzan's mother oh look there's Tarzan Now give me that loin cloth you raised by monkeys [ __ ] it's hot out here all right now I'm going to the Moon Moon one small step for apple one giant waste of $44,000 for me well can I please try it no they don't allow the poor on the moon where's your cardboard sign that says I'll work for food or some [ __ ] homeless hold on I'm getting a phone call hello hey Dad what do you want son I'm on the moon right now well Dad I just wanted to say that I want the Apple Vision Pro ew I'm not paying $4,000 for you to be happy why not Dad I want it do you have a pair [ __ ] no I don't have have a pair I'm not on the moon or some [ __ ] with apple Vision Pro well then how the [ __ ] are you on the moon you dumb [ __ ] well I'm friends with Jeff Bezos and [ __ ] Elon Musk as [ __ ] well Dad I want you to come home right now and prove to me that you don't have the Apple Vision Pro all right fine I'll fly home right now from the Moon bye [ __ ] what what's wrong my son wants the Apple pros and I'm not going to give them to them so I got to leave them here I want you to watch them okay don't touch them don't [ __ ] with them or anything I'll be right back Marvin I can't believe people waste their money on technology like that well I kind of want to try them Marvin no he said you can't I want to see how rich people have fun please let me try them just just one time this thing is heavy what's it like I don't see anything yet I don't think it's on here let me press this button you did something wa I'm on the moon really Marvin am I on the Moon too uh yeah you are W that's so cool wait how do we breathe out here I have no idea but you're such a sexy astronaut a thanks Marvin can you please just do me a favor can can you take your shirt off what can just just take your shirt off on the moon I want to see what it looks like okay Marvin oh God damn it well Marvin I want to see what's it like it's the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life Marvin I want to turn let me try no hey give those back I was happy okay Marvin I have them on how do I make them work you have to turn them on oh wow what do you see baby so hot what's so hot uh in the island I'm I'm an island in Fiji and it's so hot you can't feel the weather of the Apple Vision Pro I bet it's hot though oh well what do I look like uh you you look like you oh thank God I was worried it was making me look like some hunky man nope no hunky just Just You Marvin take your shorts off why do you want me to take my shorts off uh I just want to see you naked on a beach Marvin okay I'll do it for you huge what what's huge uh the hugest palm tree I've ever seen with the hairest Coconuts all right it's my turn to wear the Apple Vision Pro wait Marvin just kiss me before I take them off why because I want to kiss you on a beach in Fiji well I want to wear them while I kiss you why Marvin do I look like some hot supermodel or something no no no baby no you look like you I just I want to kiss you while we're on the moon H I'll bet oh no listen what what's it make me look like some hunky guy with a huge wiener no Marvin you look like you yeah okay it's my turn to wear it's my turn it's my turn to wear you broke the fantasy machine fantasy machine I said what I said oh my God it's broken into pieces Mar what do we do I don't know Goodman will be back and this thing is worth $4,000 I can't afford that I'mma call Apple tech support I'mma call them all right I'm calling Apple tech support thank you for calling Apple tech support my name is Camille Habib habab Camille is in camel Habib Hab is in corn on the cob and what can I do for you on this fine evening well I have an apple Vision Pro and it's broken okay have you tried turning it off and turning it back on it's in multiple pieces ooh no good in multiple pieces no it's not good I need you to help me fix it all right can I have your Apple ID well it's not my Apple Vision Pro it's my friend is it stolen no it's not stolen he let me borrow and I want it fixed please okay can you give me your name my name is Marvin okay can you spell that for for me please m n no m n no not n m n m not n m just m just him no yeah just him all right thank you for calling just him what can I do for you no my name is Not Jus him oh like Justin Bieber oh we have Justin Bieber on the phone baby baby baby my name's not just m it's just let's let's restart like we just met okay hello thank you for calling Apple my name is start with the letters what can I do for you today m m yes m a a r r v b no v b Marvin Marvin no not can I speak to an American I want to speak the song from America please all right hold on one second I got to patch in my supervisor his name is Bob oh thank God hello my name is Bob I am from the Utah you're not from Utah I am very much from the Utah now how may I be of helping for you today I want to speak to an American that can listen my friend my friend my friend I am the very good best American you will ever hear in your entire life so tell me my friend what is wrong okay listen I have an apple Vision Pro and it's broken oh that's not very good no it's not can I have your name please sir it's Marvin Oh Martin no Marvin Martin no Marvin I'll spell it m n m n m just m oh just m no yes just the letter M okay so Justin like Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Bieber baby I'm going to kill myself listen I'm going to just call a local person that can fix it hey there somebody call a plumber yeah you fix things right well I fix plumbing like leaky sinks and stinky shits I actually used to have a business card that said that but then people kept calling me up wanting me to [ __ ] on them I actually did it one time cuz I really needed the money you you don't want me to [ __ ] on you no no no oh good good cuzz I mean I I do it I I do still really need the money I actually have an appointment to do that right after this it's actually easier than fixing a sink and people do usually pay me more money for it well no we don't need you to do that okay that's good just you know let me know if you change your mind no I need you to help me fix this apple Vision Pro I don't Fix Apple products I just offered to [ __ ] on you for money what part of that made you think I was smart listen this thing is worth $4,000 oh really and the owner if he comes back and see that it's broken he might hit me okay okay well I guess I can take a look at it I think this part probably just snaps right onto this right okay and then I just put this right there well that was easy well you fixed it thank God what is this stupid dumb thing anyway it's like a virtual reality goggles G I don't understand kids these days with a TV on your face you know when I was a kid my dad always used to tell me if I sat too close to the TV I'd go blind and now they sell it so you can strap it straight to your face what happened to Pac-Man and cubert can I try it out yeah you can try it this thing's probably just dumb anyway stupid W this is sick where are you I'm in like Fiji or something oh damn damn Double Damn double Dam 2000 Nickelodeon Double Damn wait what do I look like you're you're like a hot girl I'm a hot girl oh yeah and your wife's hot too oh thank you okay it's time for you to take them off hey can you do me a favor and kiss your wife like maybe make out why cuz for me it'll look really nice okay no you're taking those off no come on man oh man come on I was having so much fun it's my turn to wear them hey no I want to wear no I want to wear my turn calm down I don't want to risk breaking them again no one wears them man I need a pair of those they're $4,000 oh really you know how many people I'm going to have to [ __ ] on to be able to afford that like four they pay me very well well go charge them for that then actually you know what I'm charging you $44,000 for fixing that all you did was snap the pieces back on yeah that's true so get out of here yeah the xlax is kicking in I have to go [ __ ] on a Filipino man can I please borrow those so I can pretend I'm in Hawaii while I do it no leave you guys are lame all right no one touches them Goodman we'll be back soon dad what the hell is that well that's not my Apple Vision Pro it's Marvin's right Marvin what it's your Apple Vision Pro right oh yeah that's my Apple Vision Pro well how does this poor piece of [ __ ] afford one and we can't well I don't know he doesn't even make his house payment maybe he saves up all his house payment money and bought the Apple Vision Pro well that's not fair I want one right now well maybe if you're good for Christmas you can get one no [ __ ] that I don't want to wait till Christmas Christmas is 10 [ __ ] months away I want it now well maybe Easter Bunny no [ __ ] the Easter Bunny I don't want something that comes out of his ass what about for President's Day well are you a [ __ ] president no all right then so get your Andrew Jackson looking ass in the car all right Dad but if I find out that's yours spank it okay thanks for covering for me Marvin for for doing that you don't owe a house payment this month but I am going to have to leave it here for a few days so Richard doesn't find out about it okay than thank you so much oh my God we don't owe a house payment this month that helps us so much that helps so much and that's nice that he's leaving it here for a couple days yeah but I don't think we should touch it because I don't want to risk breaking it I agree Marvin I want to use it I want I want to see the hot [Music] girl [Music]

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Id: BaxNtdyr9AA

Length: 13min 0sec (780 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 22 2024