SML Movie: Junior's Cup!

[Music] so guys you ready to go to school oh yeah let me just grab my cup oh dude I almost forgot about mine you ready hold on just one second I'm gonna go to school junior raise your cup yeah dude what cup you're Stanley Cup well I don't play professional hockey and I've never won a championship so I don't have a Stanley Cup no silly or Stanley Cup what are you sipping out of yeah this thing I thought a Stanley Cup was a hockey trophy no Junior this is a Stanley Cup this is the new technology and drinking yeah it's very futuristic I'm talking Jetson style dude well what's it do what's it do Joseph you hear that this knucklehead just asked us what'd it do Silly Billy is doing what it do it holds 30 ounces of drink Junior and check this out it keeps your drink cold for nine hours and your ice doesn't melt for 40 hours wait if the ice doesn't melt for 40 hours then why does the drink only stay cold for nine hours shouldn't the drinks stay cold for 40 hours who knows Junior maybe the ice cubes get hot and look it even keeps the ice cubes hot for five hours dude it's unheard of how much is it it's about 50 bucks wait Joseph how did you get one dude you know I stole it I got Sticky Fingers wait what so can I just go buy one no no they're sold out everywhere yeah you won't find it anywhere dude well I guess I'll just not have one and go to school well I mean you're gonna get made fun of yeah you're gonna get thirsty ain't it what No One's Gonna Make fun of me because no one's ever heard of these things you guys are the only ones that have them no you've obviously not been on Tick Tock bro it went super viral come on well look I'll just go get a drink from McDonald's and drink out of a normal cup what and have your ice melt and then water down your drink no way Jose rookie Mustang can you put a root beer float in it oh my God all right Joseph come on let's go to school he's so naive I was just wondering if the ice cream melts after 40 hours or to stay ice cream and what Penelope you have one too Junior where's your Stanley Cup no he doesn't have one yeah he's missing out June you're you're totally lame you have to go get one I can't be with you unless you have a Stanley Cup I don't need one it doesn't take me 40 hours to drink my drinks with ice I bet you like it when your ice melts you sick yeah dude you're super lame well I don't need one why would I need one because Junior you don't look hydrated thirsty ass hey guys PJ Crenshaw here it is Crystal Jimmy James Gringo oh my God nice Telecom bro thanks I would give anything to take a sip out of your cup why because there's a BBC big black cup I just wanted to invite you guys to my Stanley Cup party we're gonna sit around and sip cold drinks for 40 hours and of course it's byosc bring your own Stanley Cup well what if we don't have a Stanley Cup who doesn't have a Stanley Cup do we have I'm gonna get a Stanley Cup right now okay grape you're gonna tell me what I need to know or your brother's going to die so cough it up talk oh you ain't gonna say nothing okay okay [Music] you think I'm playing with you hey Chef peepee yeah no more family members just cause you didn't want to talk no more family reunion oh what's up Junior what are you doing oh I just was trying to find out why are these great seedless it's a mystery oh I was wondering if you could go get me a Stanley Cup what I can't do that Junior I'm not athletic I don't even have legs wait Chevy what is this it's a water bottle wait how long does it keep drinks cold for like 24 hours 24 hours I mean that's got to be good enough but if you could go get me a Stanley Cup I'd really appreciate it Junior I can't do that well look I'm gonna take this but I know if you try hard enough you can get a Stanley Cup I believe in you my mama didn't even believe in me okay I'll do it to you all right guys check out my Stanley what the hell is this dude where'd you get that knockoff cut from Teemo or Ali Boogle well no guys it's a take you it's like a Stanley Junior nothing's like a Stanley there's only one Stanley yeah Stanley's one of one dude it does exactly what the Stanley does it keeps my drink cold for 24 hours 24 hours that's nowhere near 40. yeah Junior what are you gonna do when we want to do our 40 hour drinking binges oh boy he's not gonna last I don't need my drink cold for 40 hours 24 hours is long enough but Junior by the time you go to bed your shit's gonna be melted yeah it's gonna be a slushie bro well look this will keep my drinks hot for 12 hours yours only does five hours it'll keep your drinks hot forever because your ice is going to be melted after 24 hours bro it's not even winter why are you drinking hot stuff well guys let's just go to PJ's party you're not gonna get into the party with this you need a Stanley yeah he's gonna notice that fake you dude he's not gonna notice let's just get in he's gonna notice because they don't make Stanley's in this color piss yellow yes a dead giveaway and where's your straw there's a straw under there let me see here Jenny that's not a straw that's a hole dude it's gonna spill everywhere okay guys fine I'll go try to find a Stanley damn where's the Stanley where's the Stanley Edge Hey sir I can tell you're looking for something frantically can I help you uh do you have any Stanley Cups do we have any Stanley Cups kid do you even know what you're asking for that's the hottest Cup on the market right now look over here look we just sold the out see oh we got left of the camp mugs are the cat mugs cool no that's why they haven't sold out yet who wants a camp mug who camps who mugs back and see if you have any I'm telling you right now we don't have any sorry if you're not first you'll last is that a Stanley oh yeah yeah I mean it's not one of the cool ones I mean it only keeps your drinks cold for 17 hours but it's still pretty neat I mean hey it's got a picture of a bear with wings on it who's also a king so that's pretty cool well can I buy that one from you no I don't want to be a lame-o get your own Stanley Cup can you please double check the back all I know we have back there is a yeti maybe it could eat you so you don't have to live with the embarrassment of not having a Stanley Cup is it a real Yeti no it's actually just the kind of cup we have I mean it's not a Stanley but it's second best well can you grab it okay I just need something all right guys look what I just got oh Junior a Yeti dude 2015 called they want their cut back guys a Yeti is just as good as a Stanley look it's 35 ounces yours is only 30. okay but how long does it keep your drink cold for what's the mileage on that bad boy uh it doesn't say does it that's because those cowards were afraid to put it on there because they knew it was embarrassing no I bet it keeps it cold for like 38 hours no it doesn't Junior if your dick's big you brag about it look at Stanley he just whipped it out said 40 hours what are you gonna do about it Yeti ain't packing nothing yeah yeah it is a grower not a shower dude Big Show energy no guy look the Yeti's cool just look at it oh my God you can see inside it yeah you can see what you're drinking Junior look at this you can't see inside the Stanley am I done who knows look at that the sun's gonna creep in and melt your drink but drinks already melted yeah yeah they are look guys look the yeti is cool enough I just paid for it well how much did you pay for it forty dollars oh Junior for ten more dollars you could have had a Stanley they don't have Stanley they're sold out everywhere that's too bad Junior Joseph come on we got to go to that party should I go should I show up with the ready if you show up with that Yeti you're gonna get kicked out oh yeah loser I'm gonna stand stupid yet no Junior I did it I won the Stanley Cup wait you won the Stanley Cup trophy yeah yeah and it wasn't easy I did so well though that they made a new Stanley Cup trophy for me let me tell you what happened so I joined the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team they needed a goalie so it worked out perfectly because I don't have any legs so I just sat in the goal it was the preseason so I knew it would take a few months to make it to the championship but out of nowhere all the teams in the NHL planes crash leaving only my team in the Vegas golden knights so they had the finals today and the game was tied one to one very slow ass game and the other team hit the puck right at me hitting me in my face knocking out my teeth and giving me a black eye but the puck bounced off my face and flew all the way across the ice into their goal and we won the Stanley Cup can you believe that and the best part about it Jr since the Maple Leafs haven't won since like 1967. they designed and named this trophy after me it's called the pp cup so he here junior have your PP cup it's way better than a Stanley Cup I'm sorry Chef PeePee I don't need a hockey trophy I need a Stanley Cup that I can drink out of you can take a lid off it and drink out that well no it needs to be like an actual Stanley Cup I'm sorry Chef baby it's not good enough [Applause] oh I need a Stanley Cup please give me a Stanley Cup hello my son who are you I am the trend God the trend God yes anything that has ever trended or gone viral I have created I create Trends maybe you remember the fidget spinner or shutter Shades or even way back in the 1800s top hats oh and I know for a fact you've heard of airpods overpriced wireless headphones I'll take three but my favorite thing is making things for basic white oh Ugg boots Starbucks North Face jackets and my best creation of all Taylor Swift yes that's right I created her in a laboratory I never thought she'd be this big sometimes my Creations go a little rampant she's actually gotten a little too big do you know what she's doing she is taking Home music that she's already recorded and made money off of and she's recording it again it's exactly the same way and calling it her version and you know what she's gonna do after that she's gonna do it again and she's gonna do it again and again and then eventually she's gonna have kids and they're gonna make her own and they're gonna call it Taylor's kids version and now I'm gonna do that a thousand times oh she is a money making machine God I am so rich oh so you made the Stanley Cup too oh yes one of my finest Creations see my friend Stanley bet me that I couldn't reinvent a cup that already exists and make it trendy so I did and I named it after him the poor bastard oh so simple but so stupid love it though well can I please have that one my all my friends have one I want one no of course not if people had things they wouldn't be trendy if everybody has something it's not trendy that's the whole point of being trendy if everybody has it it's just tube socks which I also invented and they were trendy at one point oh I just really want a Stanley Cup well I can't give you my stomach up but I can give you this one of my more regrettable Creations maybe you remember baby shark doo doo doo doo you can have that a baby shark cup yes yeah not real proud of that one but you can have that I must go now I have other Trends to create oh I have an idea what about putting googly eyes on French fries before you eat them yes and then kids will eat the googly eyes and they'll have to go to the hospital and it'll be like Tide Pods all over again oh how do I do it I am brilliant I'm just gonna leave on my Razor scooter now it's hard to do in the house I'll try to get in the party with this next let me see your Stanley here you go Steve okay you're good next let me see your Stanley there you go okay you're good next Hey everybody please have your Stanley ready with the logo facing me oh no they're checking Stanley's at the door yeah Junior you can't get in the party unless you have a Stanley Cup did you get yours uh I got this junior you really think that's gonna get you in this party that's the only thing I could get well I have to go oh I really need a Stanley hey Junior oh hey Patrick hey could you hold my Stanley I lost my shoe in your road over there and I got a good age you need me to hold your Stanley yeah yeah uh yeah I can hold a jerk yeah I'll hold it right here buddy thanks Junior yep that's a Stanley you can go in have fun at PJ's party next I have a Stanley is that even a Stanley yes is that Stanley well it's not a 30 ounce but I guess that counts okay you can go in yes hey guys thanks for coming to my Stanley party appreciate you inviting us dude ain't no party like a Stanley party yeah you know how to throw one man it's a total rager PJ guys I got a Stanley whoa Junior you got a Stanley no way you gotta be a knockoff dude no there's no way my bouncer would let somebody into the party with a fake guys it's a real Stanley I got the smaller one because it's orange like me Junior your Stanley only holds 35 hours of Ice Dude what you gonna do for the other five hours die of not cold drink guys you can't make fun of me I got a Stanley a Stanley the Stanley yeah he's really Stanley is a Stanley you know what guys let's just drink our stanleys next hey I think somebody stole my Stanley and came inside the party sorry kid I can't let you in if you don't have a Stanley PJ's rules no I think somebody stole my Stanley and came in the party well what did Stanley look like it was orange huh Ellie you mentioned it I think I did let a kid in this party with an orange Stanley okay let's go confront him hey Jackie stole my only Stanley yeah that kid stole his Stanley no wait just a minute somebody stole a Stanley it was Junior hey I did not steal no stupid Stanley Patrick's lying because he couldn't get a Stanley he's got my name on it let me chat Junior how could you going outside dude when you're stealing as Stanley's the most uncool thing you can do I just want to get in the park get out of my party I thought get the out of my party go Patrick reclaim your Stanley yeah what's up dude you guys aren't mad at me for stealing that Stanley no no Junior that's over we're done with Stanley's yeah that did dude you're already done with Stanley well yeah Junior it's just a trend yeah dude it's over with what you're already done with Stanley's you made a big deal about it they were just cups Junior yeah it's never that D bro but you were talking about the 40 hours no Junior didn't even work that well I put ice in mine for 40 hours and it melted after only 20. but that's fine because we're on to a new trend now gluing googly eyes onto french fries [Music] thank you

Channel: SML

Views: 7,467,510

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, entertainment, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, puppet, puppets, show, joke, hilarious, fun, junior, joseph, cody, penelope, stanley, stanley cup, drink, pj crenshaw, cool, trend

Id: tbWpZF825G0

Length: 14min 25sec (865 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 27 2023