- Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to Sidemen's Got Talent. We have got many acts from around the UK, to come down and perform for us. And if they can get three yeses from our judges they make it through to the next round for the chance to win 50 million pounds. Not really, but enjoy. - What are you doing today? Can you tell us? - Well, I'm putting on some clothes. - You're putting on some clothes? Is that a talent? - Yeah - There's gotta be more to it (laughter) There's a little bit more. - Are we going to find out? I think we will find out. (hands drumming) - Oh, Jesus Christ. (suspenseful music) - Oh, Oh. (laughter) (inaudible) - What is he wearing? (suspenseful music) - Lads I've seen up him I've seen up the robe. - You got a biscuit - Did he throw a biscuit at me? - Oh he's good I thought he was about to collapse. - I don't want to see anything. - You see that? I'm part of the act. That's the scary bit done I think. - That is skills. - Oh, wow. (laughter) - I don't like the way
that smiley was bouncing. - How's he going to get the trousers on? - I just don't know! - How's he going to get the trousers on? - Okay. So I guess while doing that. - How do you get the trousers on though? - Yeah. I'm very intrigued to see this. - I like the look, that was seductive. - Fairly easy - The trousers, I do not know how it's going to happen. - I'm not pressing anything
until the trousers bro. - This is about to blow my mind - Because his feet, how is he going to pedal? - How? How? - Woo. Oh, wow. - Oh my god! - There's one. (inaudible) (laughter) - Oh, oh - He's got it, he's got it! (cheering and clapping) - He keeps looking at me nervously. (laughter) - Oh wow, okay that's alright. - Oh he's gone to the side to do it - He's done it! (laughter) - Nice. (clapping) - Oh is that it? - Oh there's more? - There's more! - I was about to say (suspenseful music) - There's no way, there's no way (buzzer beeps) - He's failed twice, he's failed twice (laughter) What was the point of that? Man failed twice, I'm sorry man (laughter) - Oh no here we go - No! - Here we go! - No! Surely not - It don't seem stable I won't lie (suspenseful music building) - Ah there could be a death here - No way! - Please don't fall (judges screaming) - Oh my god, oh my god (clapping) - That wasn't sanitary, that was more than five second rule - Wow. Wow. - Wow. Wow. - Wow. There you go. - Hello. That was sick. - That was amazing. - Why did you buzz KSI? - I buzzed 'cause you messed up. You messed up twice with the biscuit. - Well, maybe it's part of his act - I think it's part of the act - I mean he got it at the end didn't he? - Yeah he got it at the
end, but I wasn't impressed. - It was intentional - It was intentional. - Well, you fooled me. (laughter) - I thought it was sick.
I thought it was sick - Incredible. - Amazing. - Have you got any more biscuits? - Yeah - Can I have one? If you gave me one, I'll say yes - Chuck it. - Cheers, thank you - Bro it's gone everywhere - It's a yes from me - So you don't regret your buzzer at all? - No, not at all. - You don't think that was - Obviously everything
else was quite cool, but that little part that you messed up - I understand - I'm sorry - It was sick - Well you still passed, you got four yeses, so congratulations - Four yeses - That was amazing - Thank you, that was excellent - He ate the biscuit looking at you bro. - So you guys are the Gully Squad. Where'd you come up with the name? Explain to these people, what gully means. I know what gully means, there's a lot of people
out there that don't know. - Yeah, it's just from, it's a town from London. If you know you know. - If you know you know okay! And what are you doing for us today? - Breakdancing - Breakdancing! Okay. Okay. - Oh, okay. Oh, okay KSI. - Oh, interesting. - They're using my music ("Pull Up" by KSI) - Oh my god! - Oh! Jesus fucking Christ - Okay. - Now they're gully (judges cheering) (clapping) - That was very, very good. Except the song. - I would argue better
than the jumbo walkies. - Oh wow. That's big, that is big. - Is that our version
of the jumbo walkies, or the actual jumbo walkies? - Yes our version our version - I thought you nearly broke
your neck at the end there. That was crazy. - Wow. Yeah. - What do you think? - Um - Oh here we go - I thought it was alright. Obviously some of the
moves were interesting. The head spinning thing was - Head spinning thing - Was, it was all right. Yeah no collectively. A decent group. I think you'll get far. - Thank you my guy - This is the analysis I came for - Well you got five yeses, for sure. - Thank you guys so much. - There was no need for that. - They done your song justice - I mean, yeah, no, obviously
it was a banging song but yeah, the moves, it was all right. - He spun on his head for 30 seconds! - I've seen more - Guys we just chatted
with the Gully Squad, and we asked them what
inspired the song choice. They said they're big fans of JME. (laughter) - Interesting. No it's okay, it's alright. They danced to most of KSI, so - Oh - Okay damn. (laughter) (nervous high pitched noise) - Tobi's gone. Hello. I wonder, how long did it take you
guys to get here today? Oh, this is terrifying. - Do we do hugs? Do we hug them? - Okay. You guys go get yourselves ready and on stage and good luck. - I'm going to see them in my nightmares - I'm afraid to say good luck. - Sloths aren't supposed to be this tall. - What have they been feeding you? - Oh, okay. - Okay. Another dance act. - I feel like I'm about to cry. - I feel like this is going
to be an emotional one - Yeah I hope there's a sob story with it - A good sob story - Sloths it takes you a
while to get on the stage. - Yeah I'm ready to cry now. - A little bit of smoke as well. See that? Bougie. - I'm getting bored. - No one has any idea
where the sloths have gone. We've lost them. - I think this is the act's fault - Patience - What's that then? - Oh my god! - I think they've seen them - That's why they've taken so long I don't want to press it. Cause I want to see where goes. - Is this talent? - It would be a yes from me - I'm going to press it (buzzer beeps) - What do you mean? - No mate press the button bro - Wait, are you just going
to walk off the stage sloth? - And he walked off. - No, I need to see what the second one. This is the story line. - This one's going to break out. - There's a big storyline coming. - Oh he's coming. He's turning off the light. - Oh no, he's coming over. - Back off. Don't come near me man What are you doing? No man I'm good - They're just pushing
the lights out of the way - None of that. None of that - It's like a flowery salad fingers. Oh my god! - I'm happy we're up here. I'm so happy. Cause I could not deal with that. - He just lips-ed it! He just lips-ed it! - What is this? What is this? Press the buttons! End this! What's going on? - Two of them were red a second ago - Give him a hug - I don't want to touch the thing Cut the music, man Yeah, we're done. (clapping) - I'm not gonna lie, anything that makes JJ that uncomfortable. - The act is done. You can move. Walk properly. Move. - I want to speak to him. - No, no, no. - We don't need to, bro. - They're sloths they don't talk - That was my favourite act so far - There was a human under that! And I want to know what
made you wake up one day and say I'm going to be a sloth. - That was my favourite act - They've gone lads - They don't even care about the show. They don't want yeses or nos - They just wanted laughs - They came for a hug and
they've left, they've gone - I kissed the sloth! - He actually lips-ed it - I lips-ed the sloth - He lips-ed the sloth - You've eaten a biscuit off the floor and lips-ed a sloth today - There's no rules! - Don't sloths have STDs? - Yes - No I think that's koalas. I think it's probably sloths too, yeah - Sloths and koalas - You have chlamydia. - You have chlamydia. - It's not the first
time, Ethan, it's fine (laughter) - We are here with our next act. This is Matrix, and you know what, the last
act felt like an illusion. What have you got for us today? - Okay. So, well I'm actually from Cornwall and my name is Alex. I put the show together when I was, I think I was
about six years old actually. That's when I started doing magic. So I brought you something fast slick - Should we say the complete
opposite of this sloths? - Was that real? Did that just happen? - It did happen. - That happened yeah - I had to like, take a moment and go what on earth is going on man? But yeah, we're a touring illusion act. We go all the way, all over the world and at the moment just the UK. But yeah. - It's very exciting. We can't wait to see it. (suspenseful music) - Fire, yes. Yes. I needed this. This is everything I've wanted. - Fire. - I'm excited. I'm locked in, I'm ready. - Sorry, what? Wait what? - That just happened in front of my eyes? - Yeah (suspenseful music intensifies) - All right she's in there. She's chillin'. - She went in there right? - Okay so it's empty. - Where is she? - Where did the bitch go? - Is she here? - What! What! Where? Where has she gone? - She ain't coming back. 'Cause how would she come back? - If she appears back in there - We can see it from the side - With an outfit change as well! With an outfit change (clapping) (buzzer beeps) - I hate you. - What do you mean? - How's it going? I'm Alex. This is Matrix. You've just seen Kelsey and Lily. How are you doing? Now what we're going to do, we're going to do one more, but before we do, we're not going to use one of them. 'Cause you know what they're doing. They know what they're doing, but I'll tell you who doesn't
know what they're doing is you. Come on, come here. (clapping) - He's going to make him disappear! I'm going to have to do the
rest of the show on my own. - Fist bump - Nice to see you buddy. Now what I want you to do
is come over here for me. Now I'm actually, I've been doing the show since
I was about nine years old. I started off with my sister, Emily. Now she's not here today to do this. So we're going to use you. Now all I'm going to say to you. - Okay? - All I'm going to say
to you is very carefully, listen to me and you'll be all right. - Okay. - Harry is this your way
of getting more money? - Sit on the table for me. Lay back for me. Keep your head there for me. Arms up. - I swear to god if he floats (suspenseful music) - Keep nice and still. Put your head back for me. - Fuck off! - He's flying! - Oh my god! - I'm shook - Stay nice and still - Black people weren't made to fly - Keep nice and still - What the fuck just happened? - I'm a bad man now. Thank you man. What the fuck just happened? - What just happened? - Bro I don't know. - How did that happen? - I need to sit down, I need to sit down. - You flew! - The ground is my safety. - Hey guys. How's it going? - That was amazing. - I am pissed off. I'm actually pissed off. - I'm sorry man. You didn't like it? I'm sorry. - No I'm just not into witchcraft. I'm born again Christian so. - Fair enough man. Fair enough. Did you like it? - Yes. That was amazing. - The most impressive part for me was getting two lovely
ladies out of thin air mate. That was incredible. - I've spent a while trying to do it. Now we're all the way from Cornwall. So we've travelled about five
and a half hours to get here. - Thank you very much. - She disappeared and got changed. - How did Tobi float? - The levitating was (inaudible) - How did you make Tobi float? - The best of it is, the best of it is he didn't
know what was going on. Honestly he did not know. Did you? Did you Tobi? Come back here, buddy. - I still don't know what happened. - Tobi what happened bro? What happened? - I don't know. I was there and then I was there. - If you want to come and join us on tour, you can jump in a box with us. - In the box? The girl was in the box and
then she wasn't in the box. And then she was in the box. I'm not going in the box. I'm not doing that. - Thank you man, all right. Well thanks for having us here guys. Appreciate it. I hope you start to
enjoy witchcraft a bit. - I doubt it. - How did Tobi float? - We'll try and convince him eventually. - That was amazing. - Yeah. We loved that. - Thank you so much. (clapping) - Were you being pushed up or pulled up? - It was probably mechanical. - I don't know. I couldn't tell you. - Genuinely I don't
think he felt anything. - How did it feel when
you were in the air? - Did you feel like you were going up? - I was like, I was just being lifted. I wasn't tense or nothing. - Were you legit just lying back? - You're wearing a wire? - He's wearing a wire! - No he's genuinely not in on it. - I didn't move my head or nothing. Cause he was like, stay still. I was like, okay, I'm going to stay still. - Did you have to like
tense your core or anything? - Nothing bro. I've never done it for, well,
I don't know what I felt. I'm still trying to process
everything that just happened to me. But we're not here for me. We're here for you. You are one of our acts today. - Okay. Yeah. - Go ahead and introduce
yourself to the people. - I'm Daniel Cutting. I kick this little ball
around for a living. A football freestyler. - There you go. There you go. - Just the same as him - Yeah. Give or take ( laughter) Perfect. Well I'm sure
you're going to smash it. - Good luck mate. - Hopefully I don't smash too much. - True - Couple of shinnies in there. - Has anyone buzzed him yet? - Okay. Okay. - Powerful lip-ups. - We're so talentless. (cheering) (clapping) - Come on, JJ! Give me something. - It just boring, man. - I think anyone. - What! Why did you just press my button? - No no no! Don't do it no! - Hey yo what are you doing? What's going on? Security! - I think anyone with a sporting
bone can appreciate that. No I'm willing to bet that JJ can not do five keep-it-ups right now. - I can do five. - On stage though. - On stage. - Five keep-it-ups right now - All right yeah - If you don't do five you have to say yes - All right. If I can't do five then - You have to apologise - I have to apologise and we'll have to remove the red - Let's see five. - Whenever you're ready buddy. One, two, three, four - Technically, the first
one wasn't a keep-up It was a flicker. - It's a stretch - That's four - Can we do that again then? - One two three four - Not even five! Reset the buzzer right now - Apologise. Say sorry - I'm sorry. - That's pain - Lip-ups, go on (laughter) - A familiar face. Do you want to introduce yourself? - I am the Wealdstone Raider - What more needs to be said? - What do you say to that? - Yep that's it - You're looking forward to today anyway. - Yep I am. Meeting you boys is a highlight anyway. - You're not a fan of the Sidemen - This man can fly - Oh hey. It's true. - Oh, I'm going to cry. All right you ready to go on stage for us? - I believe so - All right after you - Oh! - Does JJ know? - Of course I know - Okay (inaudible) - And who's this KSI geezer? Tell you what mate you've got no fans You really think you can deal with me? Do you want some or what? (laughter) Deal with me? Come on - He's doing it. He is doing it - He's doing it right now - He's right there doing it. Hey mate (laughter) (clapping) - KSI's a good man. I thought he would challenge him - Right is that it? We going for a pint now or what - You smashed it - Going for a pint. If
you want to dare with me you know where I am, if you want some - No mate I don't want to mess with him That was it mate (clapping) That was fantastic - Fantastic stuff, that's what we love to see. That's what we love to see. - That's the only act
with your light still on (laughter) - KSI has been rustled He's been truly rustled - He was right there on stage - Oh my god - He came off stage. He was like is that it? He was like all right cheers mate (laughter) - KSI I'll let you off. I'll let you off on one condition. If you follow me on Instagram. If not I will seriously
come and deal with ya - Okay well what's your Instagram again? (inaudible) - Follow back bro - Cheers mate. Be safe. Thank you - Wow. Unbelievable - That was hustle bro - You got the Raider - I can't believe this. What are we? What is this? (laughing) - He's come back and got a KSI follow - Quite flexible - Calm down, calm down. - That's not normal - Jesus Christ - Bendy - I didn't think anyone would
top the Wealdstone Raider but here we are - Very bendy - Sparkly as well - She could definitely
fit into many places - That looks like origami - How do you find out you can do that? - You stretch all the time - Bro! - Wow okay I have never seen a pushup like that - You can tell JJ is enjoying it 'cause his bottom lip is
dropped down half a centimetre. - You come home from work
and your missus is doing that - How is she bending like that? How? - Wow, this is actually pretty good. - Oh the core strength required - This is incredible The balance! - Jesus Christ - She's gonna use her legs innit - She got up a bow and arrow bro - Oh boy here we go - Gripping the bow with her foot - Fuck off, fuck off - No! (cheering) - Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. (buzzer beeps) - I'm sorry. I'm not a simp. - You enjoyed that I know you did. The whole way. - You enjoyed that whole thing. The whole thing. - You enjoyed the whole thing. - I ain't a simp - Did you enjoy the whole thing? - I enjoyed it but I ain't a simp - The whole way through he's like, this is so good. This is so good. - I'm not gonna lie. I almost pressed my buzzer when the arrow kept being pointed at us - You had to duck and dive. - Well, that was amazing. That was amazing. - Thank you - Excellent feet - Thank you - Do you ever like open jars
or anything with your feet? - Say that again? - Can you like open jars with your feet? - I probably can. - Only thing you've
said is excellent feet. - Well they're not bad feet. - I thought it was fantastic. - That was incredible. - Thank you so much, thank you (clapping) - It was good, but I'm not a simp - Guys, welcome to our show. Are you excited today? - Yeah. Yeah. Looking forward to it. - And you guys are? - Frosty - D-Low - And what have you got for us today? - Beatboxing - Beatboxing - We've made a little
piece for you guys here - For us specifically? - Well we've got lines for, a little line for everyone,
including you guys. - That is very exciting. How long have you guys been beatboxing? - 15 years for me. - About eight years. - Nice - Long time yeah - Yeah. Well I'm excited to
hear what you got for us. I'm looking forward to this now I like beatboxing, but
it's personalised for us. So we're ready to see
what you got for us guys. - This is your moment, go get it - Looking forward to it. Cheers guys (beatboxing) - Okay okay. - Okay - This goes hard - The bass is sick coming from their voice ♪ Baseline fat ♪ ♪ Like Ethan before, but
that's not the keto label. ♪ ♪ Shout out to Vik. ♪ ♪ To be fair though. ♪ ♪ You know the score time
to look below the draw ♪ ♪ You know the score time
to look below the draw ♪ ♪ You know the score time
to look below the draw ♪ ♪ But all we see is blowing snort. ♪ ♪ So you know what belongs to Wroetoshaw ♪ - It goes so hard as well ♪ Magic like gene jump
in the Lamborghini ♪ ♪ Make bass for the CD ♪ ♪ Magic like genie jump
in the Lamborghini ♪ ♪ Make bass for the CD ♪ ♪ Magic like genie jump
in the Lamborghini ♪ ♪ Make bass for the CD ♪ ♪ Magic like genie
swerve the Lamborghini ♪ ♪ Babatunde is family ♪ (buzzer beeps) (beatboxing continues) ♪ Yo Zerkaa I actually played
you on GeoGuessr battle royale ♪ ♪ You went for Spain but won Portugal ♪ ♪ I guess the old age is kicking in wow ♪ ♪ (beatboxing sound like phone ringing) ♪ ♪ Hold on ♪ ♪ I'll call you right back. ♪ ♪ Why's that? ♪ ♪ I'm in the middle of a track. ♪ ♪ What track? ♪ ♪ I'm with the Sidemen ♪ ♪ Trying to give Simon a
little piece of my fat ♪ ♪ Everybody subscribe and like ♪ ♪ For Frosty's baseline is cold as ice ♪ ♪ or Tobi's teeth 'cause
they are so white. ♪ ♪ We would pie ya mate, ♪ ♪ but you're just too nice. ♪ - It's romantic. - Bro the whole place is shaking right now ♪ You want some I'll give it ♪ - And he pressed his fucking button - Yeah he pressed his button too - All right well I mean, how much saliva have you put on that mic? First of all Secondly, I don't know. I just I'd much rather use a
computer if I'm being honest - My computer? - Yeah for the beat Yeah just press play - Each to their own - Yeah it's okay though. - Why did you say no, Simon? - It was just, you know, felt
a bit attacked if I'm honest. - To be fair, we got the
others a lot harder than you. - I mean, I'm just saying, you know - I thought it was cold, it was sick. - I though it was very good, it was very good - Also you were sharing mics, so what what's up with that? We're in a pandemic - The bass made the table move bro - I thought it was a
backing track at one point And I was like, Oh wait, no - They made my ass shake.
It wasn't pleasant. The bass, the bass was making my ass shake - You know when they say
there's a brown noise out there. That might be the brown noise - That's what I'm saying - Thank you very much (clapping) - That was fucking insane. - What's your name and what
are you here to do today? - My name is Johnny Strange, and I am here to hopefully
cause a little bit of chaos. - Mr. Strange. - Mr. Strange - Not Dr. Strange, just making sure. Any relation? - No - Hello. - How you doing gents? - Good thank you - My name is Johnny Strange and I'm about to perform
a stunt so dangerous, there are less than 60
people alive in the world performing it today. The rest are dead. True story. It is of course the ancient and deadly art of sword swallowing. - Oh no. - Sword swallowing. Okay. - Now if you haven't seen
sword swallowing live before, allow me to demonstrate. I will place the blade
at the back of my throat. Hyper-extending my oesophagus. I will slowly slide the blade down. It will push my lungs to either side. It will nudge my heart to the left before resting at the
very bottom of my stomach. - A COVID test would be nothing for him - And nobody cares, you know what? It's fine. I'll do it anyway. Here we go. A stunt I learned in prison. That's not true, don't believe the rumours - I don't know if I want to watch - Don't go wrong. - In fact before I do this, JJ if you'd like to just
make your way up on stage (clapping) - Get him away from his buzzer - That's my thinking. When I said I was going
to swallow this sword, I was lying. You are going to...No okay. (laughter) You do have a very important job. - Yes. - Because we're going to
perform what is called the drop which means I will place the
blade at the back of my throat. Then carefully controlling my oesophagus, I'll allow the blade to drop. At that point I will fold my body in half. I will turn and ask you to
place your hand on the handle - Oh shit! - You chose him. - Don't fuck it up JJ. Don't mess this up. - So can I do a little bit of that? - No! - No no no - I can't do that - Here we go. If you'd like to place
your hand on the handle and slowly slide the blade from my body - Oh my God. - Jesus. - Bro don't start - I thought this was fake, it's actually a real sword you know - Yeah of course! - Remember, none of this. - Okay. - JJ - JJ! - JJ take the sword out bro! - Slowly, slow but good. - Oh my God. Oh my God. - He did it he's alive oh my God - It is real though, right? - Oh my God bro. - You saw it down as well. You saw it down. - Fuck! (clapping) - Thank you very much. Thank you. And thank you for not killing me. It is much appreciated. - Oh my God, I don't like it. I love it but - Why are you going to put
your life in KSI's hands? - But I actually have one more stunt I'd like to show you guys. If you'd like to make your way - Well done JJ - You didn't kill him JJ well done - Without pressing your buzzer - Look at his face - This is a stunt I actually hold two
Guinness world records for. (clapping) Thank you. I'm going to attempt to
lift this keg off the floor using nothing more than
the piercings in my ears. - Yes. Okay. - Here we go. Hook number one - We get to see it live not video now. This is I'm still, I'm very
impressed, but I'm sorry. (buzzer beeps) - You can't buzz him bro
he just swallowed a sword! - Hook number two. - Wow. Ah, you see it in person. - Now before I do this,
it's worth mentioning that it takes 27 pounds of
pressure to tear human flesh and this keg weighs
considerably more than that. So in a moment I'm going to stand up, and one of two things is going to happen. Either this beer keg is
going to lift off the floor or my ears are going to rip off
my head and land by my feet. Either way it's going to be interesting. (judges yelling) - Well done! - Thank you very much - I want to clear up. I just, it just makes me very uneasy. So I had to press my buzzer. We actually reacted to,
for you the other day. - Yeah, we saw you on video the other day - Oh really? - Literally like three days ago. - Am I like an honorary Sideman now? - Shoutout Sidemen Reacts - Yeah we'll give you that sure - Why not? - Oh my God. - Does that really hurt as
much as it looks like it hurts? - Which one? - Both - Yes - They actually still hurt to do? - Very uncomfortable. - Vik is going to lift the keg - Equally very uncomfortable. - That is. Can confirm keg is keg - It is real though - Keg is keg - What are you two doing here? - Oh, we're here. - I don't know if anyone told you, but this is a talent show. But you guys look like you could, you know you could step in. You look talented. I'm sure you could pull
something out of the bag (inaudible) - Are we getting hit on? - Just press the button - I refuse - Stop it - Can I have a sit on my mate's lap? - If you press the button, you can end all of this - Josh you've got a girl you know? - Josh press the button. - Josh press the button. Josh press the button. End this please Why is this still happening? - I'm not interviewing them again. I'm telling you that - Yeah no they can leave. They can leave. They can leave. - Well, what just happened? You and her look natural by the way. - It looked like it. - You know what, hey. - That's why you didn't press the button - What the fuck just happened? - Bro, I told him to press the button - What's wrong with you? - I was like enjoying some
nice ladies in the club - Bro. - He's been in lockdown for too long - Dirty dog - These might be the
best outfits we've had here in our presence today. - Thank you sir thank you - We have a spare if you're interested. - A spare? Are you serious? - We're serious - Give me odds on you doing it - There's no way, there's no way. I could never, I could
never look this good. - Ready? - What the fuck! What the fuck! Oh put me down, please please. Please put me down. Please put me down. Oh my God. - My co-host is going to go and recover, good luck and the stage is yours. - Oh - Oh my God. Wow. Ooh. ("Houdini" by KSI playing) - Nice Moves! - I just didn't expect my
music to be used like this. - Thank you. All right. For this next trick. I think we might need a
volunteer from one of you lovely young chaps in the audience. We need someone big and strong. - So not you KSI. We've seen you box. - I'll do it. - Young chap in the middle come on up. - Harry fits right in with this crowd. - It is Harry, hello. - Hi lovely to meet you, sir. If you don't mind getting your kit on (cheering) - Wait that worked out - I told you he'd fit in with the crowd - Harry you look a lot
smaller than the rest of them. - They have got some knobs on them Harry have a look. Harry look at the size of them mate. - All right so Harry, if you could just stand
on this spot right here my colleague is going to come over and bend over in front of you. Don't be alarmed. Now he's going to reach
firmly around your waist. If you could reach over
and grab his ankles. Good lad. Now don't move. - Harry looking kind of jacked though. Oh no. - It's surely not. - Oh wow. - Come on Harry. No way. - Oh my gosh. - Oh my God. - Let's go. - Very good sir. One pose? One pose with us come on? There we go (laughter) - That is class. That's the best thing I've seen all month. All year. - We better get a
picture of him like that. - So is Harry going on tour with you now? - Yeah I hope so - Where has Harry gone? - He's got to work on this bit. He's got to grow one of these first. - He's got to work on
his stache a bit though. - Yeah. Wow. That was amazing. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah five yeses - I assume Harry said yes - Thank you very much - Thank you! - Oh okay. Can we do the interview from here? - This is Cheddar Cheese. - Hello Cheddar Cheese - Shake hands? - Oh wow. Okay. I see. - I touched a snake! - That's the first for both of us I think. My first instinct was run. - I feel you on that I'm still (belly dancing music) - Is there a snake in the box? - You talking about my box or? - No - JJ's not buzzing this one there's no way - She's got some Shakira lookalike coming through with her moves I mean, this is cool and
all but what's in the box? - I'm trying not too look again - I don't want to make eye contact either - Ethan's having the time of his life, look at the big smile on his face - I just want to know what's in there (laughter) (laughter) - I mean what is she
doing mortal combat now? - Okay we're getting the full treatment - Okay well let's not
take anything else off - Wow. - If it's a - There is - Bro I'm out I'm out - Well, I know how this is going to end up but what if it just, well
today's the day where it turns - Simon. Simon you gotta stay bro - Ethan's just glad for a closer look - No no don't touch it - I actually don't mind snakes - It's around his neck - I'm no simp snake though. - That was a bad joke. - My friend Simon is a
massive fan of snakes. - I almost punched the snake in the head. - I don't think you will actually - You should come and meet him. - It's a cute snake - You should come and face
the fear and come and meet him - Face the fear - Simon Simon Simon - What you want me to touch the snake? - Yeah! - It's a snake! - Look it's fine. Put your hand underneath (laughter) - All right now touch his head (retching noises) - Nah fam - Leave Cheddar be, my poor Cheddar - Cheddar wants to go home now, look - I don't want to look at it. - Don't look at it in the eye though - He's squeezing me - What get it off then! - Leave Cheddar be he's fine - Will you shut up - We wanted to see him stroking the head. - How you doing, bro? How you doing bro? - You done good - Well done - Anything else or can
I take the mic away? - Just it's a great,
it's a big yes from me. - Thank you. - Why have you got a no here? - I'm no snake simp - Whoa oh my god! - I enjoyed it. - Thank you very much. - Take Cheddar home and treat him well. - How are you doing today? - I'm great and yourself? - I'm great. What are you going to be
doing for our judges today? - A balloon act. It's a quick change - Balloon act? - Yes it's a big five foot balloon So I go inside the balloon. - Oh, okay. This is something very unique. I don't think we really
know what to expect but I'm sure it's going to be great. - I'm not sure I'm picturing
the right thing right now. So I just want to see it in action. So we're going to let you go on the stage. Thank you very much. - Okay. - With the eyebrows. I know that one. - Bro he's lucky I didn't press it now. - I almost did as well - The eyebrow thing - Okay. Is he going to
do the same thing again? Yeah. It's still there. - So you take off one item of clothing, then you dance, then you take off... This is like a strip tease. - I could do this so far - Is he going to do the same thing again? - Yeah, yeah. (laughter) - JJ just looks confused. - He's lubing himself up - Oh, here we go. - Okay. Yeah. (laughter) - Hey, this is kind of crazy. (buzzer beeps) (laughter) - What now? Oh my God. Oh my God. - Can he see out of it? - It's a balloon with a foot. - He could trip now 'cause he can't see. Surely you can't see - I'm so baffled (laughter) - I actually want the leg to go in now - It's a foot coming out of a balloon. - He said it was a five foot balloon. It's a six foot balloon now. - He's gone. He's gone. - Bro it's a man in a balloon - What is going on? - I don't get what's going
on but I think it's great. - He's doing flips Oh my god he's getting
dressed inside the balloon. - What's happening? - Getting dressed inside the balloon. - It's Thunderbirds, it's Thunderbirds! - Oh! - That was sick - I mean it was unexpected - Interesting - I had a great time. - You pressed the buzzer. You can close your mouth now though. - I think it was one of
those ridiculous things I've ever seen in my life. I'll give you the fact that, you know, you changed inside the balloon. - Bro it was sick. He was bouncing around
the ball and everything. - Yeah I don't know. It just sounded, it looked like
something a kid would enjoy in their dreams. - It's all right I don't
like judges either so. - Fair - Well you're through, 'cause he's got four yeses. - He's got four yeses. - Yeah that's great. - What have you guys got for us today? Introduce yourselves. Who are you? Tell the people - We are the Two Cheeky Monkeys. - My name's Josh. - My name is Chris. - And we're going to try
something a little bit - Cheeky? - Silly - Stupid. Dangerous. I mean you could even say that what we're going to
do is dangerously stupid or stupidly dangerous - Introducing Two Cheeky Monkeys, otherwise known as us and speaking of introductions, My name is Chris. My name is Josh and together we're the Two Cheeky Monkeys. Now, before we start the show we need to ask you a
couple of quick questions. Would you like to see something dangerous or would you like to see something clever? - Wow. - Or would you like to see
something utterly stupid - Well, unfortunate
that we've only got time for one of the three. So tonight we are going
to do something that is dangerously stupid. (laughter) Do you want to say something
dangerously stupid? - Yes! - I think we're going to need
a little bit of help actually. - Yeah. Yeah. You go get some help. One of you has actually agreed to do this. Hasn't he? What's his name? - He's right there I can see him there - Is it Tim? - Vik - Vik-tim - Here we go. That's it come and stand right
on the bloodstain for us. Are you feeling brave? - Yes - Because tonight we
are going to do not one - Not two - Not four - But three - dangerous acts. All rolled into one giant finale. And number one we are going
to do well, we're going to go for our personal best on 10
of six successful passes. As we play knife or life. - Give me an "ooooh" - Oooooh - Number two, we are going to do an act known in the industry
as the walk of death. - Give me an aaah - Aaaahh - And number three we're going to do something
that we've never tried before. It's never been seen before. In fact, we probably shouldn't do it. 'Cause we're about to kill your friend. It's known as the ring of fire. Give me a "rah-ha-ha" - Chris come on, lockdown's almost over mate you should probably
stop with the Only Fans. - Okay, but subscribe
honestly it's worth it - You are a very cheeky monkey. We've got one really
important job for you. - We need you to stay perfectly still. - Okay. Don't move a muscle. DJ hit it. - How has he been roped into this lads? - Hold on. Hold on. Six Five Four Three Two One He's still alive! - Can I have you on your back for me? - On my back? Like lying down? - Feet at that end,
head at the end for me. That's it. Now legs together for me. This is a family show. That's it Now every time I take one step, I need one big clap from you all. I promise I have tried this once before. No, no, no, no. That's not dangerous enough. You know? Hands behind your head for me mate Have you had kids mate? - Huh? - Have you had kids? - No. - You might not be able to after. For this next bit, you're
going to be perfectly safe. Grab your knees for me. That's it. Bring your legs right in. I promise I'm going to keep you safe Vik. Stay still. Right, are you ready for this? I'm off, see you later Vik - Oh my god! - Vik can't even see
what's happening right now. - Ladies and gentlemen, men especially, give it up for our wonderful volunteer. It's all right Vik you can stop crying Vik take a step forward you've
been absolutely fantastic. My name is Josh. - My name is Chris. Together we are the Two Cheeky Monkeys. And the final word from us is thank you. And goodnight! (clapping) - That was sick - Vik you don't know what happened do you? - I'm traumatised - You have no idea what just
happened behind you, dude. - Was you just looking at the floor? - It was hot - There was a man in that
ring doing circles around you - No but just then the back flip. - Oh my God. - No I felt it I felt it and I saw - I'm gonna go and - He's still alive. - That's good - You don't sound very convincing - Wow. What a finale - What do we say? - We saved the breast for last. - Oh Jesus. (laughter)
It is made by the people performing it, Kotcha (is the name of the tag team of dlow and frosty). I recommend u check out them. D-low is the current champion and has sick beats