Seinfeld Bloopers - Seasons 1 & 2

friendship is not an easy thing between men or amongst women I think of my word usage there and everybody has people in their life that they don't feel comfortable with if they don't really have anything to talk about with - I've got more prepositions if you want to hear me you know my friend talking about this great place in Vermont I don't know I just worry about trips like this it's a lot of pressure to tell he loved it no I had no choice she squeezed it out of me you can only hold on for so long you're a human being yeah I am I'm a human being I'm a human being who doesn't know what this said hey hey boy you know I just don't want the door to close on my line what's that happens after you hey hey boy they got a great salad part my friend Bob sack oh man oh he came in here for a hernia operation oh yeah routine surgery now he's sitting in a chair by a window gone Bob George don't let him kill you don't let him touch it whatever you do don't let him cut you good laughs oh I can do it again if I'm not even breathing what is this obsession people have with books they put him in their houses like their trophies what do you need it for after you read it they're my books Am I am I getting through to you cuz I'll wait here all night I can't go anyway I have to wait here for Tatiana's call let me just check excuse me excuse me there's not a camera on me flaming blows the big man that's not funny I can't use that that's nothing I've got nothing I guess things change for me on Tuesday night Tuesday night what happened Tuesday night I saw your act my what does that have to do with anything I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do you're a cashier Jenny it just what it wouldn't have a humor you can't go by the audience that night it was late they were terrible I've heard the material I have other stuff you should come see me on the weekends bang zoom gangbusters mascara coming down women's faces fat guys coughing up phlegm I'm talking to big laughs now that I have other stuff you should come see me on the weekends bang zoom gangbusters my scare coming down women's faces fat guys confidant flop I'm getting the big laugh do you use hot water in the shower yes stop using it okay I'm off out water I lived with the Eskimos many years ago and they used to plunge their faces into the snow George okay do that yeah yeah okay hold on please tribe yes for me looking at his face and saying it all right so hard please don't laugh okay you know I used to live with the Eskimos many years ago and they used to plunge their faces into the snow can it be lukewarm yeah gonna be luke cool you keep them busy what about the gentle cycle amusement do you think it's effeminate for a man to put clothes in a gentle cycle bricks anything with that kind of temperament I didn't realize it was a full box so you're not responsible huh nope is that written in concrete hold on we're just patsies with just a couple of users we never solved this stuff what about the Russian guy the Russian guys the guy you want mr. Seinfeld agent stone FBI undercover go cable boy cable boy what have they done to my little cable boy cable boy what have you done to my little cable boy Gabe oh boy what have they done to my little cable boy well I think you're in denial why would I deny it because you can't face the fact that I'm I'm I want 35% I'm thinking more like 10 I'm thinking more like 15 there's no way I'm taking 10 or 15 what kasha you know Joel and I have an extra ticket to the Giants game go okay I'll let me take it for you at will-call yeah is he all right check and see if he's all right dead all right let's take a short break okay yeah we're back my son is a bootlegger Wow look let's put you up to this was it huh all right wait a minute I think you've got it backwards my George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this you got that right what the hell does that mean

Channel: Tyler Abbott

Views: 3,829,705

Keywords: seinfeld, bloopers, season, jerry, george, costanza, elaine, cosmo, kramer, newman, outtakes, stand-up

Id: RA6DlUnEElI

Length: 9min 56sec (596 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 22 2008