Seinfeld Bloopers Season 3

I mean why even trying first line got it wrong oh careful you're getting crumbs all over him I got him chewing but I don't think I can get him to swallow you know maybe you should put a few cookies in a blender and he could drink it cookies no liquefy yes they can you can liip cookie so we were just kind of wondering you know if it was possible for you to write us a note and if you can't believe me it's fine you didn't say you can't I mean if you feel funny about it at all he doesn't feel funny if he does do you feel funny I mean up he's up he's gone we're still rolling let's start again from the top can we do that rolling forget it and back if he does from where I believe it's the top oh from the top oh I'm sorry I'm sorry my fault well you can kiss that Jack a goodby Mr V nazin you see what happens when you try to be helpful you see what happens when you try to be nice you see what happens when you don't know your lines come on two minutes well all right okay all right I'm going to take a look at this oh that's all right I got the manual let's still roll keep roll all right compos yourself and here we go ready and action come on guys go you're attracted to a lane I know I shouldn't be I can't function I can't sleep I can't did you guys see the wall move yeah one move that is damn good scotch I got do a commercial for this stuff boy that henigan goes down smooth and afterward you don't even smell that's right folks I just had three shots of Hans and I don't smell and imagine you don't even whatever you know sometimes it just feels like you're losing your mind allog together that's any no smell no tell Scotch okay you had sex with the chamber made on your desk who are you what did why did you do that Hans Hans I was sitting there in the office and the cleaning woman comes in did you say chambermaid before do me a favor what don't mention it to anybody I wish you never mentioned it to me elae is writing a sitcom elain you to weeel what what how dare you we read anything it was funny I told you I didn't say anything I told you we shouldn't do this I didn't say anything what's it like out it's chil wear a sweat let go I'm sorry Joe it's not going to happen again buddy I promise you forgot the pper I'm going back to B har Krishna har Krishna Biff what happened to you you have my spare key in your apartment right yes in the kitchen drawer oh man I made a reservation don't you have my reservation yes we do unfortunately we ran out of cars but the reservation keeps the car here that's why you have the reservations yes I know why we have reservations I don't think you do because if you did I'd have a car you see the reservation holds the car here you but if you don't have a Reser all right rule it's time to go yeah because because you boy man what time that play start 8:00 I really hurt myself Elaine 8:00 that could be a problem so something stinks in here what are you doing here let's go right from there okay just continuing guys just continue I had to talk to you before something really embarrassing I do it one more time I had to tell you something okay let's lead into it again what are you doing here oh I had to tell you something before come on guys I'll take it I'll take it during the show J if you can't get it just go to the end of it okay I I can't I can't I had to tell you something before anything embarrassing happens to the end of the spe just go to go to the next slide I was give me you were the one you were the one that talked on the T oh man oh Elaine is that really you that was you huh what's the matter with you want stick around a while it's we see anything here is there food no you're fine okay cut the goddamn George I'd like to thank you for the greatest four days I ever spent in my life hear you want to hear it do you want to hear it all right I'm black who was that man so how was it well George I would like to thank you for the greatest four years I ever spent in my life send him to college I was on the next blanket from El mcferson oh we played G we played what a trip it's just amazing G bab you know the only reason I'm doing this is because you went with Audrey to the hospital sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry but it's just that's so funny okay we're rolling J now can we do it I don't know okay here we go we can do it she can do it here we go roll I know I know I know I know okay and action you know the only reason I'm doing this is cuz you took Audrey to the hospital yeah oh boy here yeah oh see what what do I need this for I'm going to get a 4x4 and beat you with it you know how funny that was out of saying the Magic's here the Magic's here why don't we just jump out of the car we're doing 60 mil an hour sorry bro first of all you don't look like any O'Brien period well you should have been a Brian what are we going to do now they're going to know you're not O'Brien there could be more than one O'Brien on a plane who watered a limo they could pz oh no thank you did you see her uh me no I I well only U he looks at the coffee table and he spots the Pez dispenser the Pez dispenser spots the P dispenser and then he look at what we won you want him get that out of my face so you miss the wedding you'll catch the bris fck you you'll catch the bris why don't you just shut the up for a change okay cut let me do blow it at your ass I think okay here we go and you're such an artist oh so you missed the wedding you'll catch the bris man that Michael Jordan is so phony why you tell him bed me he baked you he baked me I said why'd you tell him he he bait me he bit you no now you owe me20 because I was fine I was a babo babo babo babo what are you now you give me back my keys what you don't want me to hold your keys no you can't be trusted all right fine and I don't even want you to hold my keys oh good I won't good don't are these my keys the these don't look like my keys who are these I think those are mine no those are yours if those are hers whose are these I don't know those are yours these aren't mine yeah a off okay okay okay come on now break it up break Jerry come on now stop it all right come on what's the matter here what's the matter here stop it now don't you two know that you really love each other no I mean this I mean you're out here running around looking for something that's not even there when everything right in front of you is right here you to for each other I can't you admit that or look okay I want you to make up I want you to make up okay you kiss a oh CR would you okay you you want me to turn okay I'll turn around you that's better huh yeah it's Keith come on up what Keith Hernandez come on we got to go where you go yeah well let's get it up up huh hey a

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Keywords: Seinfeld, Bloopers, Season

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Length: 15min 17sec (917 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 18 2011