Great Seinfeld Moments

maybe you and Kramer are flying over the Andes why am i flying over the Andes we got a soccer game in Chile anyway the plane crashes who you gonna eat to survive Kramer so fast what about me no Ramos is stringy pump juicy grandma's got more muscle higher protein contents better for you well I would eat you it's very nice I guess it's good we'll see why you wouldn't eat me I'm your best friend look if other people are having some I'll try you know [Music] [Applause] [Music] Wow I can get it nonno Nanni you're missing it it's higher make a wish I don't want to [Music] there you go Merry Christmas mail on Sunday oops I was handcuffed to the bed in my underwear where I remained for certainly seemed interested in me though she was attractive she was also in fact a Nazi the water I have been swimming in was very cold and when I dropped the towel there had been significant shrinkage my parents were looking at me so there I was and the marble rye hanging from the end of a fishing pole closing these stories have not been embellished because they need no embellishment they're simply horrifyingly the story of my life as a short stocky slow-witted bald man thank you oh also my fiance died from leaking toxic envelopes that I picked out thanks again [Music] she said your mom was meeting us in the alley a little change of plans I was some kind of workout we had tonight huh now we finish it [Music] may I help ya I'd like to cancel my mail certainly how long would you like us to all this oh no no I don't think you'd get me I want out permanently why don't you take your three-hour break the bank can pay off the bank what about your email telephones fax machines FedEx telex telegrams Holograms of course nobody needs mail you think you're so clever finger and I went out for what goes on here so just walk away is everything all right here postal employee Neumann isn't it mr. Kramer oh yeah as long as I stopped getting mail Elaine that's the second good piece of news I've gotten today really boys at first they're bringing me back no I'm not supposed to be talking with you no one's putting a gun to your head do I scare you yeah she's a sweet ride is that your orthopedic back pillow you heard me young lady get in the car and you you should know better I don't want you infecting my staff [Applause] the keyword is tasteful I want you to relax and have fun cuz you're a fun guy all right let's do it come on feel the beat feel the beat that's a real strong pecs but it's hard to tell under that t-shirt up to you you think it would be better if I did might be I mean whatever you that's come on George ass here come on give it to me come on [Music] and what's the deal with lampshades yeah I mean if it's a lamp why do you want shade and what's with people getting sick yeah yeah I mean what's the deal with cancer I have cancer Oh tough crowd what you got there the floor vault I did you a favor how about I do you a favor upside your head oh yeah I like what you've done there Matthew yes yes I'm a doctor Van Nostrand from the clinic I'm gonna need that lame Dennis's chart she's a patient of mine and I don't think she's gonna make it it's bad very very messy I see what is that again oh that's great from the off remand off New York clinic in the Belgium the Netherlands did you get it no what what happened I don't know but now they got a chart on me [Music] [Applause]

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Length: 9min 58sec (598 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 19 2009