Seinfeld | David Puddy

hey David oh hi Jerry hey what's the story are you doing my move what no what do my move the one I told you about you used it on a lane your move what are you kidding I was doing that before I know you oh you told me that I was the N the ending is the whole thing without the ending it's nothing you had nothing oh that Andy was so obvious you figure that out anyway I need you to tell me that stupid twist well whatever I don't even do it oh yeah I know you do what duck so what do you think what is that I bet in my face you painted your face yeah what you know support the tape well you can't walk around like that why not because it's insane oh you gotta let me know you're out there is the playoffs hey Dave um painted it's paint oh yeah that's cool well you got to support your team okay there you go yeah you get out hey man I'm just trying to support the sin you sit down you're disturbing everybody sit down no we that cuz you're a Rangers fan and you know I'm messing with their heads what God hey are you doing you're driving man no ask the devil buddy or never one anybody hey hey how come people don't have dip for dinner why is it only a snack why can't be a million oh I understand stuff like that David it's a good I think we got to talk all right that's cool David I don't think we should see each other anymore you gotta be kidding how come well you see David you're a face painter yeah that's right well if it's not that I don't like you but um well to be perfectly honest I'm just having some trouble getting past the face painting well all right so you don't like the face painting I just won't paint it anymore yep but you like the face painting well I don't need to do it it's not like a habit or anything oh you mean you'd you'd stop it for me yeah that's right that's so that's a sweet chimera and I had to go home get changed before the game he'll be back we'll make guy dad what are you doing it's a long flight Elena to get on with my life by making time with some floozy across the aisle yeah that's right what's going on over there with you and vegetable lasagna this he's an idiot he doesn't mean anything to me I can hear you well she doesn't mean anything to me either for up to me we'd still be together maybe I feel the same way okay okay so now what let's make out well let's see I've got a 10 kronor 5 20 no wait that's another 10 kronor I'm Dee Crowder how much is that we have to break up what I can't take this anymore I don't want to hear how interesting to change with the whole and it is if you tell me what time it is in New York again you are going home in a body bag what is the gap in Rome has it's on the gap on Broadway all right listen forget about the gap because we are through fine okay tell me this ski have a nice flight you want something to read monk are you gonna take a nap or no you're just gonna sit there staring at the back of the seat that's it I can't take this I mean like this nothing has changed we've been back together two hours we're having the same problems we had 12 hours ago tell me about it I don't know ever took you back so the gloves are right by the phone that is pretty funny you see I mean this is what Jerry doesn't understand we can see each other we can see each other every day but doesn't mean we're back together no I mean I love just seeing you and having sex but I have to do all that yeah work Holly the way Oh calling you buying your stuff David hearing about how everyone at work isn't as smart as you it's brutal dumped me for some idiotic TV pitchman I'm sorry buddy it was a mistake so let's just let's just put it behind us and we can continue is it this never happened chase I don't know what if we're out somewhere and you see the Maytag repairman take me back that's right buddy you saw David Buddy there that's his buddy well this is Kramer I don't listen you're our mechanic could you help me install a garbage disposal well it's a big job you've got to dismantle the latch house from the auxilary drainage line oh it says mainline it's a misprint what do you got a clerk man yeah hey I'll call you back I'll talk you through it oh okay well thanks buddy hey buddy hey babe your boss called you oh five bucks for a balloon bouquet hey he says he could just give it to him tomorrow when you see him no okay for a hoop think he took a turn for the worse Oh Peggy I'm great I suppose she's still blaming me that's what he said I don't believe this woman talk to me but I know it looks bleak I've been there 10 years ago wake up in bed next to a woman like this would have sent me running for the fisa house I still have trouble looking at those disgusting old bedroom slippers she slides around Hey had those since college they're funny they're bacteria traps so you just learn to live with it for the most part okay we're broken up for the rest of the day yeah and here's the David buddy for helping me install a much needed and much appreciated garbage disposal in my bathtub you have a garbage disposal on your bed oh yeah and I use it all the time yeah I made this whole meal in there this food is in the shower with you baby I prepared it as I bathe so plenty it's pretty good move for you huh no more grease monkey I don't care for that turn oh sorry I didn't know I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector I saw one once I could do sign language yeah I saw that one Coco yeah Coco right Coco a chips all right ha ha ha on the flip side David um hi don't leave me hanging salesman now the high-five is it's very grease monkey what did I tell you about that I'm sorry but the high-five is just so stupid oh yeah I'll tell you what's stupid you stupid that is really mature yeah sorry you you're the grease monkey that doesn't make any sense I am leaving yeah if you're late fourth row fine we're through so you're leaving that's right on the flip side taking me to Arby's hey where were you that's finish this up did you two break up that 6 watt or history just left out a couple of things Russ puffing rustproofing transport charge storage so charge additional overcharge finders face - fee was all a lot yeah that's right the floor mats is keys you gonna started that undercoating that's a ripoff isn't it David oh we don't even know what it is so I'm getting the insiders deal insiders did high-five do you believe in God yes oh so you're pretty religious that's right so is it a problem that I'm not really religious not for me why not I'm not the one going to help lay they forgot to deliver your paper today why don't you just grab that one but that belongs to mr. potato guy that's his come on I got it well if you want it you get it sorry thou shalt not steal oh but it's okay for me what do you care you know where you're going all right that is it I can't live like this No all right what did I do David I'm going to hell the worst place in the world the Devils and those those caves and and the ragged clothing and the heat my god the heat what do you think about all that it's gonna be rough this you're concerned that he isn't concerned that you're going to hell and you feel that she's too bossy that's right well oftentimes in cases of interfaith marriages couples have differ no one's getting married here you aren't not Oh we're just you know having a good time oh well then it's simple you're both going to help we're this is bogus man buddy don't wait for me all right hey babe you already hit the ice yep are you ready to skate app it's my winter coat the fur it's their problem seemingly infinite supply careful it's hot ah Joe Meza papa Hey I'll tell off the speaker hey better what is that a new car you ditch the fur that's hot Jerry we're in his you look like a bit of a dandy check it out hey Paul you got a question you asked the eight ball you're gonna wear this all the time all sides party yes

Channel: Vincent Clark

Views: 3,633,673

Keywords: Seinfeld, David Puddy, Best of Seinfeld David Putty, Patrick Warburton best, Tv

Id: 3Qm_ASPrloE

Length: 12min 36sec (756 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 06 2013

Reddit Comments

[u/Obeast09]

Yeah that's right

[u/Awkwardmoment22]

talk to me, babe!

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^High five

[u/N8c2c]

how does this not have all the upvotes by now??

[u/sateeshsai]

We're the Devils!😈