-You're watching Lucerne County Community Channel 8. Next, a still image of the YMCA youth soccer schedule
for six days. But now the District 7
school-board meeting. -Motion passes. The name of Robert E. Lee
Middle School will be changed to Robert E. Lee
Was Bad Middle School. Now, we know there have been
lots of questions about the school district's
COVID safety policies, so we open the floor
to the public. Ma'am?
-Hello! My name is Jane Nordling Smythe! I am concerned,
and I am also crazy! Let's begin!
The Johnson Johnson and Johnson are from -- 'cause Fauci, okay?! And the factor
is only part of it! But not on T-Mobile!
Because this -- all of this -- This is about Israel! -Ma'am, ma'am, do you have
a question about the school district's COVID
policy or your child's safety? -I don't have a child!
And I don't live in this town! -Then you should not be here. Next?
-Um, so I'm confused. My son can't play football
because they said the vaccine he got
wasn't valid. -Okay. Well, that was
probably an error. Which vaccine did he receive? -He got Mike's Hard vaccine. -Mike's Hard vaccine? Yeah, that's definitely not
on the approved list. -I told you, Ma!
I told you that guy was lying! Ugh!
-Okay. All right. Next? -Hi. I'm so mad,
I'm literally shaking right now. Forget COVID. The real threat
is critical race theory being taught in our schools. My question is, what is it? And why am I mad about it? -Okay. We are taking questions
about the COVID protocols. Yes, sir, hello.
-Hi, there. If a child tests positive,
is the school authorized to give them ivertypacatraz,
which I took and cured my COVID
in basically half a day? -And what exactly is that? -Uh, it's a hormone
given to elephants in captivity
to boost sperm production. And it's very safe. My son took it
and had no adverse effects. -We are not authorized
to administer any treatment. Next. -Hi, there.
I'm Mr. Dodd. I teach earth science at Robert E. Lee...
Was Bad Middle School. And, look,
I know we're just trying to keep the students safe,
but I've looked into it, and I can't find any proof
that separating students by race is gonna -- is gonna stop
COVID transmission. -Is that something
you're doing in class? -Yeah, and I'd prefer not to. The science
just doesn't back it up. I mean, not to mention I think
it's, frankly, a little racist. -It's a lot racist.
Uh... And it's also
not part of our COVID policy. -Well, no, I mean,
I've got the memo right here. It says, um...
Oh. Okay, man. I see now it says,
"Separate by 6 feet," not "Segregate by 6 feet." Okay.
That's my bad. Bonehead alert. Well, I'm glad
that mystery's solved. It's been a weird two weeks.
Thanks, guys. -We are so getting sued
over that. Next. -[ Breathing heavily ] -Sir, do you have a question? -Barack Hussein Obama is --
-No, we're not doing that. Next. -Jan Krang, J-A-N K-Rang. This is not about
the "COVARD" virus. This is about
the high school teens who meet in the parking lot
near my home to vape and anal each other. -Ms. Krang, no.
Unh-unh, unh-unh, no, Ms. Krang. Goodbye.
Hi, boys. -Hi. Uh, we're juniors
at Mead High School. Our question is,
why can't we game in class? -A-Again, we're hearing
COVID safety issues only, but you're at school to learn,
not game. -Bitch.
-Excuse -- No -- -Sorry, sorry.
It's me again. Listen, I e-mailed my class,
and I told them the separating by race thing
was a big misunderstanding, and they --
they actually want to keep it. Is that okay?
No, right? -No.
-Okay, gotcha. And you guys
are doing a heck of a job. You really are.
-Yeah, and you are not. Wait.
Wait. Now, I'm sorry. Are you Dog, the bounty hunter? -Damn right I am. Thank you. As you know, I've joined
the hunt for Brian Laundrie. So my question to you is,
do you know where he is? 'Cause I can't
find this dude anywhere. -We do not.
-Are you sure? I got no leads on this guy.
Either he's good, or I'm bad. One of the two.
-Uh, yeah. We will let you know
if we see him. -That would mean
the world to me, brah. -Right, right.
Now, folks, this is about the COVID policy
at the district schools only. Next. -Hello!
-No, unh-unh. 'Cause I can already tell
what you're about to do or say will not be on topic.
No. -Smart lady! -Next.
Yes, you, sir. -Yes, hi. I want to know
what you are doing to keep my son safe from the
lies of Barack Hussein Obama. -No, no, no!
No more of that. No. Now, what is wrong
with you people? All right, next? -Oh, it's just me,
Scary Gary Loomis, resident Halloween buff.
And I would like to appeal the cancelation of my haunted
house in the high school gym. It's only 400 actors
dressed as freaky frights, screaming and spitting ooze
at the students. -No, Gary,
that room is unventilated. Appeal denied. -You gonna regret this. -We won't
Uh, okay. Next? [ Guitar strumming ]
-You guys ready? -♪ Science ♪ -♪ Fear ♪ -♪ Which side will prevail? ♪ -Uh, sorry.
No, I'm sorry. I literally
don't have the energy for whatever
this performance is. Anyone else? -[ Breathing heavily ] -Sir, is this about the school
district's COVID policy? All right. -Hillary Rodham Hussein Clinton! -No, no, no. -I can't believe
we fell for that again. All right, any more questions? -Let me do my haunted house!
[ Both scream ] -No, no!
Meeting adjourned. Goodbye. [ Cheers and applause ]
As someone who covers these meetings - I actually had to pause this because I was laughing so hard.
Barrack HU-sein Obama!
Those people weren't as loony as some of the ones I've seen on real vids, and not to mention they sure didn't just sit down meekly like these did.
I loved it. Loved it. First grin of the day today. So glad they decided to comment on it. The ground was too fertile not to!
Bouncing, dreadlocked Bowen Yang in this - omg, unforgettable 🤣
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/education/os-lee-middle-school-name-change-20170120-story.html?outputType=amp
This is like 200x less absurd than reality.
Funny.
Accurate.