Billionaire Star Trek - SNL

[ APPLAUSE ] >>> FOR DECADES THE "STAR TREK" FRANCHISE HAS BROUGHT YOU UNFORGETTABLE VOYAGES FROM THE FINAL FRONTIER. NOW, THE TRADITION CONTINUES WITH A NEW SHIP, A NEW CREW, AND A NEW CAPTAIN. AMAZON FOUNDER JEFF BEZOS. >> SPACE IS FREAKING AWESOME. >> "STAR TREK: EGO QUEST" THE VOYAGES OF THE S.S. NEW SHEPPARD. AND HIS CREW OF RANDOM WEIRDOES. CAPTAIN JEFF BEZOS. >> HELL YES. >> FIRST MATE JEFF BEZOS' BROTHER WHOSE NAME IS -- SCIENCE OFFICER SOME RANDOM RICH HIGH SCHOOL KID FROM THE NETHERLANDS >> WHOA! WHOA! WE HIT A SPACE STATION. >> OOPS, DON'T CARE. >> BUT AROUND EVERY CORNER, DANGER LURKS. >> INCOMING TORPEDO! >> WHO THE HELL'S FIRING AT US? >> HELLO, JEFF BEZOS. >> ELON MUSK. YOU SON OF A BITCH. >> SO, SPACE IS ONLY BIG ENOUGH FOR ONE WEIRD WHITE BILLIONAIRE. SO YOU CAN SAY BEATING YOU IS MY PRIME OBJECTIVE. >> THEY'LL NEED ALL THE HELP THEY CAN GET FROM A LOYAL TEAM OF VALUED EMPLOYEES. >> WOW. >> CAPTAIN, WE HAVE A REQUEST TO BEAM ONBOARD. >> OKAY. BEAM HIM UP. SPACE. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M UP HERE. >> ADIOS. >> BY THE WAY, IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU, SIR. PEOPLE SAY YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE AMAZON EMPLOYEES, BUT I DISAGREE. OH, WOW, JUST GOING TO THROW ME OUT LIKE THAT. CAN I USE THE BATHROOM REAL QUICK? HEY, MAN, I'M NOT PEEING IN THIS! >> "STAR TREK: EGO QUEST" STREAMING THIS CHRISTMAS. >> WHAT SHOULD WE DO? WE DO A COUPLE LAPS?

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 2,917,199

Keywords: SNL10022021, s47, s47e1, premiere, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, Owen Wilson, Kacey Musgraves, saturday night live, season 47, snl 47, snl billionaire star trek, billionaire star trek, owen wilson, luke Wilson, mikey day, heidi gardner, alex moffat, kyle mooney, Andrew dismukes, cecily strong, steve higgins, syfy, star trek, jeff bezos, mark bezos, Richard branson, bill gates, elon musk, spacex, wolverine, crypto, crypto currency, doge coin, amazon

Id: XD66suMp3J4

Length: 2min 40sec (160 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 02 2021

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[u/tamarzipan]

They skipped DS9; THE BASTARDS!!!

[u/jmsatl]

Previous SNL skits were better but it was nice to see ST in SNL again

I actually came here to post it but you beat me to it

[u/atticusbluebird]

Do we get a Trekyards episode for these ships?!

[u/cgknight1]

Like how they went for Season 5 Picard for the Jacket.

[u/lilob724]

This doesn't fill me with an existential dread toward our future at all, haha

[u/Dayvi]

People have made plenty of shows about Americans in space.

There's also lots of Brits in space (Red Dwarf, Hyperdrive, Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy).

Maybe it's time for some Scandinavians or Canadians in space.

[u/[deleted]]

Soo good except for totally bombing the Prime Directive joke.

[u/Puzzlehead-Dish]

Fuck you, geo blocking.