New Governess - SNL

>>> CHILDREN, AS YOU KNOW, OUR NEIGHBORS THE VON TRAPPS I INSTANTLY MADE ALL OF THEIR CHILDREN PERFECT YOUR FATHER SAYS YOU'RE IN NEED OF THE SAME THING. >> OH, MARIA, YOU'RE GOING TO BE OUR TEACHER, TOO >> NOT QUITE, BETWEEN CONCERTS AND PUPPET SHOWS AND PLAYING THE NAZIS I'M STRETCHED QUITE THIN >> WELL THEN, WHO'S GOING TO BE OUR NEW GOVERNESS? >> I'M DELIGHTED TO SAY I FOUND SOMEONE PERFECT. SHE'S QUIRKY AND FUN AND JUST LIKE ME SHE GOT KICKED OUT OF THE NUNNERY FOR ERRATIC BEHAVIOR ♪ THE HILLS ARE ALIVE >> OH, WOW, MARIA. SHE LOVES THE OUTDOORS JUST LIKE YOU. >> NO, I'M SAYING THE HILLS ARE ALIFE AND DO NOT GO OUT THERE. >> OKAY. SHE'S NOT EXACTLY LIKE ME. >> WELL, NOW CHILDREN, IF MARIA HA TAUGHT ME ANYTHING IN THE CAR RIDE OVER HER, IT'S THAT YOU CAN SOLVE ALL OF YOUR EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS JUST BY SINGING >> SINGING >> WHAT'S THAT >> OH! IT'S EASY. I'LL TEACH YOU WITH MARIA'S PERMISSION, OF COURSE. >> YEAH. YEAH PRETEND I'M NOT EVEN HERE. YOU'RE GOING TO DO GREAT ♪ LET'S START A THE VERY START OF THE SONG ♪ ♪ IT'D BE CRAZY TO START I THE MIDDLE ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU READ YOU BEGIN WITH DO RE MI ♪ ♪ AND SINGING IS EXACTLY THE SAME ♪ >> HOW AM I DOING, MARIA >> GOOD. YOU'RE DOING GREAT >> GREAT >> BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO SING. >> HMM, HOW CAN I MAKE THIS SIMPLER? AHH, YES LIKE THIS. ♪ DOH, A THING THAT HOMER SIMPSON SAYS RE LIKE A MOVI WITH JAMIE FOX ♪ ♪ MI LIKE M MYSELF AND IRENE ♪ FA LIKE FAT WITHOUT THE T ♪ >> MAYBE JUST STICK TO THE SCRIPT ♪ DOE AN ALBU BY PETER GABRIEL LA WHAT PEOPLE CAL LOS ANGELES ♪ ♪ T THE SHAPE OF AN IUD AND WHEN HOMER GETS MA HE SAYS DOH ♪ ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN IT IS YOUR TURN >> THIS MIGHT SURPRISE YOU, BUT WE DIDN'T CATCH ALL THAT >> DON'T THINK JUST SING. >> ALL RIGHT I'LL TRY ♪ DOE THE LAST NAME OF A BOD FOUND IN A RIVER ♪ >> YES ♪ RE ROMANO EVERYBODY LOVES HIM ♪ >> AGREED. ♪ MI A KI WHO PEES IN THE SINK FAH LIKE THE END OF QUEEN LATIFAH ♪ >> THAT'S TREMENDOUS ♪ LO HOW CHILDREN MAK OUR SNEAKERS LAH LIKE THE START OF QUEEN LATIFA. ♪ TI LIKE THE MIDDL OF QUEEN LATIFAH ♪ ♪ AND WHEN HOMER GETS MAD HE SAYS DO OH, OH, OH, DOH ♪ >> WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? >> OH! I STOLE IT FROM THE DATABASE AT THE VATICAN. PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE >> I REALLY MUST OBJECT TO SOME OF YOUR LYRICS YOU'VE USED QUEEN LATIFAH THREE TIMES. >> WELL, WHAT DID YOU SAY FOR LA >> I SAID LA THE NOTE THAT FOLLOWS SO >> DOM, THAT'S JUST LAZY >> YEAH. QUEEN LATIFAH IS WAY BETTER THAN THAT >> CAN I TRY GRETA. >> YES, FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE WITNESSING MOTHER'S GRUESOME DEATH. >> NOW THAT IS THE POWER OF SONG SING, GRETA, SING YOU BEAUTIFUL LITTLE MUTE ANGEL! ♪ DOE A DEE A FEMALE DEER ♪ >> STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP. SWEETIE DARLING, I HATE TO CORRECT YOU. I KNOW THIS IS A BIG MOMENT FOR YOU. BUT A FEMALE DEER IS NOT A DOE, IT'S CALLED A LADY DEER. >> WHAT IS ALL OF THIS NOISE SINGING IN MY HOUSE? >> OH, PAPA, DON'T BE MAD. >> MAD QUITE THE OPPOSITE AS A YOUNG MAN I WAS CONSIDERED SOMETHING OF A CHANT -- AND I WOULD TAKE MY INSPIRATION FROM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD, FOOD. ♪ CURLY FRIES WAFFLE FRIES EVERY TUESDAY AT ARBY'S ♪ ♪ JALAPENO BITE TASTE NICE GREASE ON THE CROTCH OF MY KHAKIS ♪ SING WITH ME CHILDREN! SING WITH ME CHILDREN! ♪ CRAZY FRIES ♪ CRISPY FRIES ♪ EVERY TUESDAY AT ARBY'S ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 929,913

Keywords: SNL01152022, snl, saturday night live, snl 47, saturday night live season 47, ariana debose, snl host ariana debose, chloe fineman, chris redd, kenan thompson, bowen yang, kate mckinnon, andrew dismukes, sarah sherman, new governes, sound of music, aristotle athari, Hamilton, West Side Story, The Prom, Seaside, Saturday Night Live, Schmigadoon!, Blue Bloods, musicals, Ariana DeBose, Bleachers, I Wanna Get Better, Don’t Take The Money, I Miss Those Days

Id: 9nx9Y6Za2D4

Length: 5min 25sec (325 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 15 2022

Reddit Comments

[u/lawleung]

What a great tribute to a classic musical! Really needed that Broadway energy from Ariana since the COVID surge

[u/sgong33]

One of the better skits from the night where Ariana really was the main character… was supposed there was no WSS spoof but I guess they used the monologue for that.