>>> WELCOME BACK TO "THE TALKING," WHERE WE DISCUSS EVERYTHING THAT WOMEN CAN HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT AT 11:30 IN THE MORNING. LATER WE'LL TALK ABOUT BIDEN'S INFRASTRUCTURE BILLS, BUT FIRST CROCK POT LASAGNA. NOW THIS SOUNDS GROSS TO ME. ANYONE ELSE? >> I HAVE A QUESTION. WHAT'S AN AIR FRYER? WHAT IS THIS? >> LADIES, IF SOMETHINGS FRIED, I WON'T EAT IT. >> DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT. >> NOW, LOOK, AS YOU ALL KNOW, MY HUSBAND IS VERY WELL ENDOWED, OKAY. AND HE ACTUALLY COOKS DINNER FOR US, AND HE LOVES THE AIR FRYER. >> OKAY, HERE'S WHAT I DON'T GET. HOW DOES AIR FRY SOMETHING? HOW DOES AIR MAKE IT FRY? >> OKAY, CHARLOTTE, NONE OF US KNOW. AND I DON'T REALLY LOVED HOW YOU ASKED THAT. >> SORRY. >> YOU HAVE -- >> YOU -- >> HOW DID I ASK? >> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. MOVING ON. THE STOCK MARKET. >> MMM. >> I LIKE IT. >> SEE, I DO, TOO. >> YEAH. >> YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LADIES KNOW THIS, BUT -- >> DON'T SAY IT. >> WELL, YOU KNOW I GOT TO SAY IT, AND I WAS GOING TO SAY -- >> GO AHEAD. >> WELL, MY HUSBAND IS VERY WELL ENDOWED. >> YEAH, YOU SAID THAT. >> YEAH. YOUR CHILDREN ARE RUDE. >> YOU'RE A BAD FRIEND. YOU'RE A BAD FRIEND. >> LADIES, LADIES, PLEASE. LADIES, ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. >> HELLO. I'M SORRY, I NEED TO INFORM YOU OF YOUR COVID TEST RESULTS. >> OH, HI. HERE? >> YES, MA'AM. I JUST RECEIVED THEM, AND THIS IS WHERE YOU ARE SO I BROUGHT THEM HERE. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CONFIRM SOME INFORMATION. >> OKAY. BUT DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS ON AIR? >> YEAH. WE'VE GOT TO DO IT ON TV FOR HIPAA REASONS. NOW, WE EITHER CAN'T TELL ANYBODY OR HAVE TO TELL EVERYBODY, NO MIDDLE GROUND. >> OKAY. >> CAN I GET YOUR FULL NAME? >> DIDI CALRISION. >> CORRECT. DATE OF BIRTH? >> MAY 13th. >> MAY 13th WHAT? >> 1982. >> DAMN, DIDI, YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN YOU LOOK. THANKS. WAIT -- HEY. >> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE IN THE LAST 72 HOURS? >> LIKE IN GENERAL? >> YES. >> CAME TO WORK. GOOGLED MYSELF. I DON'T KNOW. >> OKAY. WELL, UNFORTUNATELY, THE COVID TEST CAME BACK POSITIVE. SO YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO COME WITH ME. >> OH, NO. WELL, BYE, EVERYBODY. >> WOW. WOW. VIEWERS, IT LOOKS LIKE DIDI HAD A BREAKTHROUGH CASE. IT HAPPENS. IT HAPPENS. OBVIOUSLY, WE'VE ALL BEEN VACCINATED. DOZENS, DOZENS, AND DOZENS OF TIMES. >> YEAH. WOW. WELL, SHE IS GOING TO BE SAD TO MISS THIS NEXT SEGMENT. BECAUSE WE ARE TALKING TO THE LEADER OF THE VATICAN HIMSELF, THE POPE. >> NOW, HELP ME OUT. IS IT THE POPE OR DA POPE? >> I THINK IT'S JUST POPE. I CAN'T KEEP UP. >> OKAY. IN JUST A MINUTE, POPE IS GOING TO TELL US ABOUT -- >> DO YOU SWTICH YOUR PURSE FOR FALL BECAUSE I DON'T. >> I ONLY SWITCH FOR SUMMER. ARE WE DOING HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR? >> YEAH. MY TREE'S UP. >> MA'AM, I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU TO DO SOME CONTACT TRACING. HAVE YOU BEEN IN CONTACT WITH ANYONE WHO HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID IN THE LAST 72 HOURS? >> OKAY. YOU JUST TOOK DIDI AWAY FOR HAVING COVID. >> GOOD MEMORY. CAN YOU CONFIRM YOUR NAME? >> MOONEY TALKING. >> AND NUMBER OF SEXUAL PARTNERS? >> OH. JUST ONE. >> OKAY. THAT'S NOT WHAT I HAVE HERE. >> I'M SORRY. CAN WE GO TO COMMERCIAL? >> OH, THEY'RE SAYING WE'RE OUT. >> OF COMMERCIALS? >> WELL, THE BAD NEWS IS ONE OF YOU LADIES ALSO TESTED POSITIVE, BUT I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE ON LIVE TV SO I'LL BE DISCREET. I'LL JUST PUT MY HAND ON THE HEAD OF THE PERSON WHO HAS COVID. >> OKAY, OKAY. BYE, EVERYONE. >> WOW. WELL, THIS IS VERY BIZARRE BECAUSE I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW MANY TIMES WE'VE ALL BEEN VACCINATED. >> COUNTLESS TIMES. >> YEAH. LET'S GO TO OUR NEXT TOPIC. WOMEN BUYING THEIR OWN ENGAGEMENT RINGS. >> I THINK THE BOYS SHOULD BUY IT. >> SORRY, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO REMOVE YOU, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OF IT. >> WHAT? I'VE GOT COVID? >> NO, YOU'VE GOT HPV. >> DOES THAT MEAN I CAN'T BE ON TV? >> IT DOES. >> WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST ME NOW. OKAY. WAIT, NO. I'M GETTING WORD. THE GOOD NEWS IS THEY WERE FALSE POSITIVES. NOT THE HPV, THOUGH. SEE YOU NEXT TIME!
I find it weird they aren’t flat out calling it “The View” anymore I wonder what happened the ladies have praised the show in the past for parodying them. Maybe the Princess of Arizona scared them off.