>>> I JUST FEEL LIKE THE WHOLE THING IS -- COME ON IN. >> COME ON IN. >> HEY. WHAT'S UP, BOYS? >> HEY, PETE IN THE HOUSE. >> YO, PETE, MAN. >> THE KING OF STATEN ISLAND, HIMSELF. >> WHAT? >> NOTHING. WHAT'S UP? >> WELL, I JUST WANT TO SAY, FIRST OFF, YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN MAKING SOME REALLY FUN VIDEOS FOR THE SHOW THIS YEAR. >> DUDE. >> THANK YOU, MAN. >> THAT'S VERY NICE. >> IT GOT ME THINKING. I WAS LIKE, "WE SHOULD ALL DO A VIDEO TOGETHER." I HAVE THIS IDEA, WHERE MAYBE WE CAN DO LIKE A MUSIC VIDEO ABOUT HOW WE'RE ALL LIKE BEST FRIENDS AND HOW WE'RE LIKE BOYS. >> WE WOULD BE IN IT WITH YOU? >> YEAH. YOU WOULD BE THE BOYS, SO -- >> YEAH. >> I WOULD SAY SO, YEAH. >> LET'S DO IT. ♪♪ >> YO. >> IT'S PETE AND PDD. LET'S GO. ♪ ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF PETE ♪ ♪ JUST SITTING IN A COURTSIDE SEAT ♪ ♪ PEOPLE WANT TO TAKE MY PICTURE WITH SELFIE STICKS ♪ ♪ IT WINDS UP ON PAGE SIX ♪ ♪ IT'S NEVER ENDING EVERYDAY, I'M TRENDING ♪ ♪ PEOPLE WANT TO SEE THE TEXTS THAT I'M SENDING ♪ ♪ ALL MY FRIENDS ARE COOL AND FAMOUS ♪ ♪ EXCEPT THESE THREE SAD VIRGINS ♪ ♪ THREE SAD VIRGINS WHAT ♪ ♪ THREE SAD VIRGINS WHOAH ♪ ♪ THREE SAD VIRGINS WHAT ♪ ♪ THREE SAD VIRGINS WHOAH ♪ >> ALL RIGHT, CAN WE TIME OUT FOR A SECOND? >> YEAH. >> WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS? YOU HAVING FUN? >> I'M HAVING A BLAST. QUICK QUESTION. IS THIS ABOUT US? >> WHICH PART? >> I GUESS THE THREE SAD VIRGINS PART. >> YEAH. >> BECAUSE, LIKE, WE HAVE HAD SEX. MAYBE NOT SUPER RECENTLY, BUT -- >> GUYS, IT'S JUST A PARODY VIDEO. YOU GUYS ARE JUST PLAYING CHARACTERS. >> CHARACTERS. >> OH. >> SO, PEOPLE WON'T THINK IT'S US. >> OF COURSE. >> NOT ABOUT YOU AT ALL. ♪ THEIR NAMES ARE MARTIN, BEN AND JOHN ♪ >> OH, COME ON! ♪ AND THEY WORK ON THE SHOW I'M ON ♪ ♪ THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY SWAG ♪ >> WHAT? ♪ THEY'RE TALL AND WEIRD AND SAD ♪ ♪ JOHN'S WILD BUT NOT VERY SMART ♪ ♪ BUT BEN'S BREATH KIND OF SMELLS LIKE A FART ♪ ♪ AND MARTIN'S PENIS TIP IS WAY TOO RED ♪ ♪ AT THAT'S WHAT HIS DOCTOR SAID ♪ ♪ THREE SAD VIRGINS WHAT ♪ >> HE'S TALKING ABOUT US. ♪ THREE SAD VIRGINS WHOAH ♪ >> OH, MY GOD. >> OH, THAT WAS MY REAL DOCTOR. >> WE GOT TO SAY SOMETHING TO HIM. >> YEAH, YOU SHOULD. >> YEAH. >> PETE? >> WHAT'S UP? >> WE LOVE IT. >> LOVE IT. >> I JUST HAD ONE, LIKE, TINY THOUGHT. >> THIS GUY HAS NOTES? LEAVE IT AS-IS. IT'S ROCKIN' DUDE. >> DO YOU HAVE AN ASH TRAY BY ANY CHANCE? >> OH, YEAH. >> MY ONLY THING, IS MAYBE IT COULD JUST BE LIKE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. >> OH, OKAY. >> MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING TOPICAL. LIKE "DUNE" IS A BIG MOVIE. YOU KNOW, SOMETHING WITH "DUNE." >> A "DUNE" RAP. >> ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, GUYS, IT'S NOW A "DUNE" RAP. SO LET'S GET SOME [ BLEEP ] SAND IN HERE. >> YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT. ♪ THE PLANET DUNE IS VERY NICE ♪ ♪ IT'S A WORLD THAT'S MADE OF SPICE ♪ ♪ IT'S SANDY LIKE A PLAYA I'M GONNA DIE-YA ♪ ♪ I'M GONNA TO RIDE A WORM AND THESE GUYS SUCK ♪ ♪ THREE SAD VIRGINS WHAT ♪ ♪ THREE SAD VIRGINS ON DUNE ♪ >> WHY IS HE HUMILIATING US? >> BEN, WHY ARE YOU DRESSED AS WENDY FROM WENDY'S? >> PETE MADE ME DO IT. >> AND WHY ARE WE UP HERE? >> HE SAID WE'RE LIKE THE FLYING SAD SACKS. >> YOU KNOW WHAT? WE CAN'T STAND FOR THIS. >> YEAH! >> I'M GETTING DOWN. >> ARE YOU GUYS READY TO GO AGAIN? >> WE CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. OKAY? IT'S HUMILIATING. >> DAMN, GUYS. I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A FUN THING FOR ALL OF US. IF IT'S NOT, THEN, LET'S JUST END IT. >> THANKS, PETE. >> THANK YOU, PETE. >> I MEAN, AFTER WE DO THE BRIDGE. >> WAIT, WHAT BRIDGE? >> HEY, PETE. >> OH, HEY, TAYLOR. >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. ♪ BEN IS LIKE A SAD RON WEASELY ♪ ♪ HE LOOKS LIKE IF BIG BIRD LOST ALL HIS FEATHERS ♪ ♪ AND MARTIN HAS THE CHARM AND THE SEX APPEAL OF A SCARECROW ♪ >> THAT'S NOT TRUE. ♪ JOHN HAS A BIG-ASS BOWLING BALL HEAD ♪ ♪ HOW DOES HE STAY UPRIGHT WITH THAT BIG, FAT MELON ♪ ♪ AND NONE OF THEM HAVE THE GUTS ♪ ♪ TO TAKE THEIR SHIRTS OFF IN FRONT OF A GIRL ♪ >> YEAH, THAT'S ACCURATE. >> TRUE. ♪ THREE SAD VIRGINS WHAT ♪ ♪ THREE SAD VIRGINS WHOAH ♪ THREE SAD VIRGINS WHAT ♪ ♪ THREE SAD VIRGINS WHAT ♪ ♪ THREE SAD VIRGINS WHOAH ♪ THREE SAD VIRGINS ♪ AND THEY'RE GONNA DIE ALONE ♪♪ ♪♪
i hate how fascinated I am whenever taylor and kim's social circles overlap ...like it's not even interesting it's a small industry whatever but I am GLUED
please don't destroy have been killing it this year. i prefer just the skits as oppose to this music one but this is still fun and pete and taylor are both great in it
three sad virgins (taylor’s version) could be on reputation and i wouldn’t question it
Why does it kinda slap tho
I can't believe Taylor wrote a song about the remaining active userbase of /r/indieheads omg
Can't believe Taylor gave SNL a vault track about Jonas Brothers she wrote after joe
Kinda wild that the cast this season is so huge and they're still finding space for these Please Don't Destroy guys too
Her harmonies and runs when she sings “three sad virgins, what” 😩😩 I’m such a slut
She looks very very pretty in sketch. I’ll say that.