>>> THERE HE IS. OWEN FREAKING WILSON, DUDE. >> ALL RIGHT. >> BRING IT IN. >> TIME TO MAKE THE DOUGHNUTS. >> BACK AT IT AGAIN. >> YEP. >> DUDE, BY THE WAY, "LOKI"? DUDE, YOU CRUSHED IT. >> YEAH. >> I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET BUT I HEAR IT'S AMAZING. >> YEAH, I'M PROUD OF IT. BUT HEY, THIS IS EXCITING, TOO. "CARS 4." I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY WERE PLANNING TO DO ANOTHER ONE. >> YEAH, PIXAR IS KEEPING IT PRETTY QUIET. I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN A FULL SCRIPT YET. THEY'RE JUST SENDING OVER LITTLE CHUNKS OF DIALOGUE SO THE ANIMATORS CAN START WORKING, SO THAT IS WHAT WE'LL BE RECORDING TODAY. >> GREAT. I'LL HOP IN THE BOOTH AND LET'S DO THIS. HEY. KACHOW. >> KACHOW! YES, DUDE! THERE IT IS. >> OH, LET ME GET THIS ON. WHENEVER YOU ARE READY, O-TOWN. >> HERE WE GO. RADIATOR SPRINGS, HERE I COME! >> PERFECT, MOVING ON. >> RETURN TO RACING? YOU BET I CAN STILL WIN THE PISTON CUP. >> AMAZING. NEXT. >> BACK OFF, JACKOFF. BACK OFF, JACKSASS, I WASN'T LOOKING AT YOUR WIFE. >> NAILED IT, DUDE. NEXT. >> I AM SPEED. KACHOW. >> LOVE IT. >> CALM DOWN, JERKOFF. I DIDN'T TOUCH YOUR DAUGHTER. SHE WAS COMING ON TO ME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> HEY, HOLD IT A SECOND. CAN WE STOP? >> YEAH. >> WHAT'S WRONG, O? THAT WAS FEELING REALLY GOOD. >> YEAH. SO GOOD MAN, YOU'RE KILLING IT, O. >> YEAH, THANKS. I'M JUST A LITTLE THROWN BY A FEW LINES IN HERE. WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON IN THIS MOVIE? >> YOU KNOW, AGAIN, I HAVEN'T SEEN A FULL SCRIPT, BUT I WOULD GUESS THAT LIGHTNING McQUEEN COMES OUT OF RETIREMENT TO DO ONE LAST RACE. SO IF IT'S COOL WITH YOU, LET'S KEEP GOING. TOP OF THREE. ON YOU, O. >> KACHOW. >> PERFECT. NEXT LINE. >> GROW UP, MAN. YOUR SISTER SURE DID. >> NICE. [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. MOVING ON. >> SO WHAT COLLEGES DO YOU GIRLS GO TO? OH, YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL? COULD HAVE FOOLED ME. >> PERFECT, MOVING ON. >> WINNING THE PISTON CUP COULD HAVE SAVED THIS WHOLE TOWN. AND I CAN'T RACE BECAUSE OF ONE BAD DATE? THIS IS A WITCH HUNT, YOUR HONOR. WAIT. LIGHTNING'S IN COURT? >> YEAH. WHAT'S THE ISH, O? >> THE ISH IS THAT I THINK LIGHTNING McQUEEN IS THE BAD GUY IN THIS. >> NO. NO. RIGHT? NO WAY. >> WELL, I MEAN, IT FEELS LIKE THERE'S A LOT OF HIM CREEPING ON GIRL CARS AND THEN ARGUING WITH THEIR DADS AND HUSBANDS AND STUFF. I MEAN, IT'S KIND OF A DEPARTURE FOR THE CHARACTER. >> HMM. INTERESTING. YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T WE GET LARRY IN HERE. MIGHT FEEL A LITTLE BETTER TO HAVE SOMEONE TO DO YOUR LINES WITH. ALL RIGHT. LARRY THE CABLEGUY, FLYING IN. >> HEY, BUDDY. >> HEY, MAN. >> IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MAN. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> LET'S DO THIS, HUH? >> OKAY. ALL RIGHT, LAR, LET'S TAKE IT FROM YOUR LINE ON THE TOP OF FIVE THERE, BUD. >> YOU'S MY BEST FRIEND, LIGHTNING. >> THANKS, MATER, YOU'RE MINE, TOO. >> THAT'S WHY I WAS SO UPSET WHEN I HEARD YOU WAS CALLING ME AN "R" WORD. >> LET'S STOP. [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S CALLING MATER THE "R" WORD NOW? GUYS, THAT'S HORRIBLE. >> OH, NO, NO. THE "R" WORD IS RUSTY, I THINK. RIGHT? BECAUSE MATER IS SUPER RUSTY. >> OKAY. YOU DIDN'T CALL ME RUSTY, DID YOU LIGHTENING? NO, STOP BEING SUCH A -- NO. GUYS, THAT'S THE ACTUAL "R" WORD RIGHT HERE, AND I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT. >> ALL GOOD. ALL GOOD, O. IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SAY IT, THEN SKIP THE NEXT TEN LINES, AND GO TO THE TOP OF 15. >> YOU DID IT, LIGHTNING. YOU DONE WON THE PISTON CUP. >> AHA, YEAH, KACHOW. >> HEY, HEY, LIGHTNING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SHOOT, THAT'S MY SISTER, BUDDY. >> NOT TONIGHT MATER. >> HEY, COME ON, LIGHTENING. WHY HER? >> POWER. COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] >> GUYS, I'M NOT DOING THIS. THIS ISN'T HAPPENING. IT'S A COMPLETE BETRAYAL OF A BELOVED CHARACTER. AND I REALLY DON'T WANT ANY PART OF IT. >> REALLY? BECAUSE WE JUST GOT YOUR CONTRACT SENT OVER, SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO LOOK AT IT. >> OKAY. IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY. IT'S -- AND THAT'S JUST FOR THIS? >> UH-HUH. >> DISNEY HAD A VERY GOOD YEAR. >> ALL RIGHT. WELL, THIS THING'S NOT GOING TO RECORD ITSELF. COME ON. LET'S DO THIS THING. KACHOW, RIGHT? >> KACHOW! KA-CHING!
Power!
BACKOFF JACKOFF is my favorite saying now
I loved the swerve on the "R Word".
Written by John Lasseter
Always good to see more of our lord and saviour, lightning mcqueen
Wow
That’s some good shit.
Best sketch of the show imo. I was dying.
Nice dig on Matt Gaetz but I like to think it was also on John Lasseter as well.