it's time for GENOCIDE (Minecraft Storymode Season 1 Episode 1)

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in the Far Lands the legend of the order of the stone indoors on a bridge self-evident order of the stone man such a bad name who came up and was fortunate to have so long ago for heroes such as these Gabriel the warrior before whose sword all combatants been trimmed literally to still a guy vandalizing his own property whose machines would spark an era of those machines look at all useful he's literally just grief in my minecraft server what does he have this isn't heroic he's just crafting something that's not architecture at all my mic is not muted here oh you're all liars you're ruining this intro I'm taking this I'm taking this very seriously they're gonna fight the ender dragon but how will they do it without a steering wheel impossible defeated their story complete without a steering wheel I don't understand see my entire chat is about my mic and you're all liars all of you it's just lies lies rather fight a hundred chicken-sized zombies or ten zombie size chickens all right if you guys can hear me if you guys god I have to make decisions huh all right well stall if you guys can hear me spam Lokhande just spam Wakanda did this right dude I'm already I'm already missing the dialogue I'm gonna lose this game you guys are gonna get me killed there's a building competition guys everyone say in Wakanda I knew it I'm in a fight there's a conflict there's a pig I'm gonna come and join this people love things amateurs what do you mean people always want to talk to the guy with the pig yes also good enough we get sad revenue I already dislike this character killer killer I'm glad he's coming I just don't want to give people one more reason to call us a losers subscribe and techno blade I just embrace embrace being a loser that's not that's not what I meant I meant the big I forgot how annoying the dialogue options in this game where you click something and it says something completely different you died why is why is chaos I'm getting distracted by so many people don't know sound is too loud oh god I can't cause he's Scott he's gonna be an ender loss dude this is literally just techno blade he's even masters division they put me in the game I mean do I get royalties you definitely brought the fireworks right yes I'm ready waiting on you guys see now he's your wingman stop hurry up and grab your stuff we'll meet you downstairs okay alright we got this we got this all right use the mouse I hit the escape button everything deleted itself give me a second here one second one second I think I've missed 50 no I'm just trying to play video games okay I'm just trying to play video games thank you for the donation all of you we're playing video games it's gonna be great it's gonna be great not making a fool in front of myself in front of all these people just not what's happened at it that is kind of loud even for me [Music] we're just gonna set it to that and the channel members we're gonna set it to that and it's all good we're going back to the game everything's good why are people say in Canada I didn't I didn't tell them to say Canada all right I missed 50 donations thank you a boosts Christine Jordan Chloraseptic dead beam ZZT Fey oh my god I'm a billionaire Fang Leone the trashy cat thank you Bella thank you very much Bret Thank You red matte white Christian rapper jumping bean welcome to the channel how many of these are there oh my god negative twenty eight thousand thirty I don't Hollan cool right now okay okay we're playing we're playing the game I'm scrolling up to the chat I'm not cut out for let's play in man look at how bad I am at it all right set up my Lenovo laptop stop I hate this so much every time all right we're good we're good why did Sky say United States this isn't helpful all right all right boys we're gonna win video games we're gonna open the chest we're gonna kill someone we're gonna be a murderer we're gonna win the Ender Khan building competition this this is a big deal we're building up that character motivation this game has some of the greatest writing since Shakespeare actually Shakespeare let's be honest he's not like half as good as the guys you made minecraft story mode on it maybe someday more character motivation we gotta find armor for the armor stand I don't I don't care about that poster does not look important let's get Lou hmm all right we're gonna be an arsonist can we burn the house now can I use I can't use it all right let's go psych tech Raleigh with us Thank You Daniel you only have 1600 viewers your channel is done okay if 1600 viewers is dead you have very high standards let's go see we have the greatest team synergy we've all hate each other competition you guys have to promise not to see anything okay it's kind of juicy Roy's two parts each part more exact there's two seasons part one the special guest at this use enter con is none other than Gabriel the warrior him freaking self what maze you are - according to my sources the winner of the building competitions gonna get to meet him I'm so invested in this I'd love to meet him losing meeting Gabriel would be a dream and an honor an honor he's awesome it'll be amazing to meet him I am his biggest fan careful in that costume last time Gabriel saw a dragon it didn't end well this axel guy is just a comedian source of yours make posters for a living why does everyone in this universe like he killed like one dragon okay you know what to be fair Gabriel is a legend because everyone on his team sucks we basically got the Redstone the TNT griefer I the other clown I forgot we're going to we're gonna win and I'm the main character don't cut me off losing but today today he's the only guy who was a weapon so clearly he did the work he gets the credit we need dad didn't sound as good as it did in my head this guy's worse at speaking than I am that all right wait a minute wait a minute we're thinking about this all wrong the point of the building competition isn't just to build something we have to throw something to get noticed by the judges this is how you lose build battle we don't just build something functional we build something fun after we finish the fireworks machine Loretta build something cool on top of it you might be on to something what if we just burned everyone else's stuff we have the flint and steel hurry so I say we build a creeper wouldn't an Enderman be better I'm more scared of Enderman than creepers they both have their moments I just don't I don't care all right let's chase we're gonna we're gonna lose the game cuz I just sided with Axl like at the end she's gonna betray me as I just picked the creeper that's how this game works what poor shadow it is this it's the foreshadowing man a little more let's get to grabbing that we're so prepared be quiet trump let's go I hate this main characters so much oh yeah team formed oh man I'm hidden Q this is the most interactive gaming experience I've had in my life oh I'm hidden down dear God I hit it again incredible I'm hit im hit and q again I'm clicking butterfly clicking Q the Cuba of the e button it's getting destroyed out you have to alternate it's getting destroyed I'm the greatest player how many times does it want me to hit Q I just gave myself carpal tunnel playing minecraft story mode my hands you can just hold it you could just hold it this entire time now you can't you lied scam this is the dumbest E this game this is the greatest game and experience that's ever been made interacting Gameboy we got this ready this year it's going to be different I'm not just ready to build I'm ready to win nice Pig losers hey kill them oh great there's Lucas on the Ocelot oh snap rivalry continue Lucas on the ocelots you've got matching leather jackets and everything oh snap cool the order of losers squads here get a load of these losers let's go guys they've got the best material I'm telling you Shakespearean writer Axl how do you do know your team name name can we just name herself subscribe to techno blade I already hate this game why did I agree the order that much for losing anonymously the order of the thank you this game is suddenly good what do you mean really open where are you making fun of me what do you mean okay this is great where does this game have against pigs all right let's go steal from whatever's in here hmm we're doing a genocide run no there's just no I okay I'm gonna look at this sign is that a freaking beacon they have a freaking beacon freakin beacons you're really obsessed with this they aren't just building a beat they killed a wither for that building a rainbow the lure its I already hate this design is better I hate this game their difficulty score is going to be higher than our total school does this establish the lure fireworks we should probably stop staring at them look it's the order of the losers again there's really good one really recycle in that Joker looking I'll be plenty of time for you all to look at it after it wins and gets shown a tender Khan you're being unpleasant endure Khan doesn't allow outside food or drink Oh kill him about your Pig kill him shut up what's that Jesse said shut up do you need to hear it again stab him I don't know maybe stop wasting your time Aidan we've got work to do my god it's a dinner okay stand back he's got horse tamer ten hey guys how's it going optimistic hey Petra not Optimus we got to thank you for that nether star Lucas you helped these tools where'd you get another star to tell me if you need anything you know where to find me none of us know where to find you exactly no hard feelings guys if you're cool with Petra you're cool with us so why don't we just forget about all this and you know make this about how cool our builds are should we do it no killing to crush you Oh genocide run let's go oh wait I get it it's like a joke right no I'm serious we're gonna destroy we're just gonna straight-up kill you watch your back funny that's awesome good luck thank you subscribe to techno boy turn him into coins you're right King you you're right coins let's play some bed wars oh my god I've never wanted anything as much as this this is the most essential part of building I hate this game all the I hate this I'm just bump why my college is gonna see this and kick me out not because it breaks the rules because they just don't want to have this much cringe on campus no one will remember that everything will be fine this year the order of the pig can't lose let's do it you got a masters division player on our team we can't lose go go go build battle I have to hit Q this is the building process okay stab stab him let's PvP some clowns I'm hitting Q like no one's hit the Q button before it's not even doing okay now I my keyboards gonna break oh my god this is the Mona Lisa of Minecraft and now the moment of truth I can't wait we just shove Axl offer that definitely the right way to go we did it boys people are looking at us we won the game oh he's hacking he didn't even have a pickaxe I don't care about the building we have to save techno blade I died a fall damage Axl throw him in the lava no one will notice Axl just stay behind and kill him why why did we all go you could have just sent like one dude oh my god you're all here you're not even you're not even splitting up there was no reason to bring Axl thank you just use the lights from intercom to make your way back to town got it got it you picked a wee idiot you should have it said we either saved what I thought it was either like leave him to die or I go get him wrong short did I lose the game have I lost the game already is this it hmm hey I'm just gonna die the next round right click to call him Oh everyone's saying wrong choice no time to restart shut up psycho Reuben oh my god here's some would have thought this game would just be so difficult hey Reuben I got a carrot for you where are you buddy press alt plus ax I don't think that's the right way to win this oh my god runs dead this isn't a speedrun let's just grab a random Pig it doesn't even matter oh my god I don't discriminate okay I'll take any Pig let's go oh I'm sure he's in here even though it's Tran what it was transparent how could you not okay the stream is real okay thank you what cheese Jared Bella sulfur Oh hooray Jared oh flight thank you thank you all Christine thank you alright boys we gotta save Rueben he's the only character that's good everyone else can die everyone else should die it's a genocide rap and he's dead and he's dead jeez please don't be toasted Reuben there's just a cooked porkchop underneath that okay how that sounds good new undertale looks great it does it does the greatest interactive story of our generation you oh let's just going there that's a good idea you're bad it leave me alone derpy don't judge me TECO just leaves a possible fire hazard dude I'm trying to be a genocide runner here I don't care I'll set the forest on fire myself we got the flint and steel is that him Reuben there you are thank you Reuben is just some fire little fire never hurt anyone come on come on ready for some more walking hurry back to town if we don't want to run into oh boy boy minecraft zombies literally the most difficult mob in the game - don't know run oh wait run together okay I was gonna get mad if they split up after all that surgeon I think we're not good by any any stretch of the word I think we made it I was completely unnecessary part or I'm dead I was not prepared for the arrow keys all right I'm prepared PvP mode let's go let's go w the controls keep changing dude this 1.9 Update is just amazing check out this combat what why do the buttons keep changing there should be a typeracer e game alright let's go are you guys enjoying this alright I went well I wanted to murder Aiden with that sword they're walking at like 3 miles per hour just walk around them did you try thinking of running oh my god just run I don't even care I don't care if his character dies let him die techno blade get out of here even the spiders an idiot I just jumped over him rip press f to pay off press Q to pay respects II gonna press Q so many times they're all gonna die oh my god did you see how many times she hit Q thank you for donation Jerry tuned techno blade I love you I love you too Jerry here's your techno Pepe thank you welcome to the stream and also Alex and Leon saw in Paris I want to show you something not that this isn't a really cool dimly lit tunnel but how far away is this thing you want to show me I'm sorry I missed a loo careful Jesse what it's too late for that this isn't my first time in a cave Petra yeah but have you ever seen a wither skull oh my gosh from the nether you're the first person I showed it to ya know basically the scariest place in the world it's just another day at work that is not at all that is not at all the thing I clicked on my full potential there's this guy I'm meeting up with at under con he's gonna trade me a diamond for it oh my god diamond the guy you've got an entire diamond you could make like a diamond shovel out of that I guess so valuable totally normal not at all weird skull thing as long as this guy is willing to pay I earned that diamond it's like one diamond it's like there's like no value at all you killed a wither skeleton I mean I did build a super cool statue but still it's pretty sweet being you none of this is difficult you know you could come with me I mean if you're too nervous I totally get it let's go you want me to come with you consider it my charitable act for the day she can tell whatever you want me to consider it as long as I am a master if hit in the Q key you just to kill her it's just such an investment of resources it's like four wooden planks of yours got busted you're giving me a new one yes I can kill Aiden you can make your own one stick plus two stones I think I can sorry I can make a sword you don't have to don't have to don't have to open up okay don't have to open up the Minecraft Wiki right now stuff yours no we're just stealing from whoever was dumb enough to leave this here of course it's mine just making sure just steal it don't care you get more diamonds Scott you're right vlog you're right alright place the pieces on the table so much Crafton is going on here incredible see isn't it better one you make it yourself Aiden's gonna die kill him if you say howdy on stream I'll drink water howdy stay hydrated that one shadow oh boy a narrow bridge one again sorry Jessie but you've got to admit that beacon does look pretty sweet you know they had to kill like an actual wither just to make this eat we finally beat that jerk feel like feel like we're ignoring that tricky situations well that's too bad so I'm gonna kill him just in case he's good at building that's for sure kill him rip his head off okay die hurry we're doing a genocide run more it was cool remember what we were like before we were cool all right we're halfway across the narrow bridge so I think we're gonna be fine oh wow an entire zombie will never survive press press Q to pay your respects you could just like walk forward and die whatever we do fight together I can hit Q this bridge is through them I'm just gonna have to hit Q it's not gonna be that difficult let me wash watch something like actually hit fighting mechanics starting now let's go pvp pvp jump for crits jump for crits in it oh my god this is every randomly assigned to bed worst teammate that's this main character right here PvE get it right it's all PvP okay what is this man's face no I don't want to play this game those students just got murdered what is this this is a genocide run thank you for the donation Jerry tuned cue rip and then they drowned thank you that one shadow water acquired [Music] this guy's just universally bad at everything I'm surprised he can swim you probably have to hit cue to swim anyways it's just the kind of game this is just let me know if you see Ruben anywhere he's got to be here somewhere I hope you're right so when we're making the deal I need you to let me do the talking okay I just don't want anything to screw this up I'll keep quiet and if you want to be man's an idiot try to look intimidating no don't overestimate he's an idiot not scared of you done scared for you Jesse and Petra hey my new super close friend okay this is actually how I talk in real life like hey new best friend Ruben couldn't find him either huh I'm sorry Jesse we looked everywhere I saw him but before I knew what was happening we were under attack by a zombie horde I told him to run it was for his own good what were you doing in the woods Petra nothing just drawn by the sound of Jesse that's not suspicious I gotta admit I'm pretty bummed they won again you know we can just I guess we can't burn it by yourself I mean we could destroy it okay genocide run let's go we're like a lot disappointed what do you mean they deserve to win kill them what do you mean the saddest of this game but the flesh is sad hey first you don't succeed then succeed later than originally planned shut up Shakespeare oh right the thing yeah has a punch to the face excellent heard somebody saying there's free cake by the nap booth hurry we're supposed to meet in the alley over there does the single greatest plot the world has ever seen thank you velocity or control w lets you review is that just gonna kill me immediately creepy alley close to the gates but dark creepy who describes it like that yes is the dark creepy alley he meant hmm I was okay new plan you stay here just in case this is this body meant and I'll look around I guess I could have heard him wrong I've never gotten a meet-up spot wrong before if he comes I'll just I'll just stab him steal his diamond for me and he like instantly shows up yes steal it steal it don't worry about that dude behind you and just who are you I'm waiting to come it's been like point to say oh my god this guy is so pushy I'm supposed to meet with Petra not whatever you're supposed to be give me one good reason why I shouldn't walk out of here right now Oh I'll stab you well you're the guy there's no stab option I'm trying to many people know my business already what business well you do or you don't I'm stalling better not be toying with this dude is such a trihard any minute now well as long as she's bringing it I suppose it wouldn't kill me to wait a minute longer so you see says patience look at him incredible character development shut up don't say it you're gonna ruin it oh sorry I'm late but good things are worth waiting for I've got what you asked for if you have what you promised us shut up and I don't like surprises if these are the sorts of people you associate with perhaps we should call the whole thing off oh no I won't get a diamond let's not be too hasty okay stab him understanding let's just do this thing that's what I thought kill him get a hundred skywars coins I'll take that diamond now take it you've earned it we just got scammed okay we had this both turn away from a middle define this isn't a diamond it's Oh Mike even a diamond would have been undervalued oh he'll him let's go after him kill him this is a scam I'm getting my skull where we can get his skull right right we could just cut his head off do you see him anywhere I don't know we lost him then we'll just have to find him again we going on another search mission I hate this know I ever bought all the DLC this is a scam all right I'm just gonna assume he's not gonna be behind like the first at all about this man its Lucas kill him kill him with you nothing what's up with you stabbed him said nothing I'm sorry you guys didn't win this year kill him it might have turned out pretty cool if it had you know davin you know that stunt your friend pulled really hurt my pig okay maybe but I had nothing to do with that he was just following orders killing me I hope you find him soon no forgiveness death he didn't happen to see a creepy guy with long hair and a beard roaming around did you I don't think so why he kind of scammed Petra out of a dime earlier Oh everyone knows you don't mess with Petra if you know what's good for you I'll keep an eye out okay thanks I appreciate it this game needs a lot more stabbing we're cool yeah we're cool what don't speak for me cool be cool beans is a good phrase to be fair okay it's just a good phrase okay we're not talking to that guy that guy's weird I see you now weirdo agreed I think we were talking about different people this is just gonna be some random person dab him how's your stupid Pig I hear intense heat causes brain damage I said your name who else could I have been talking to owned how do I player collision is on help it's Iver it says Iver hey what do you think you're doing why is she named Iver sorry oh my god is that you Oh stabbings your pork chops here kill him death oh my god stabbed him why are you waiting there kill him stab him in the face cut his head off I am threatening you so much not interested some kind of trade alright you get to live get some kind of thread in him and my it's like the only cool thing the characters done the whole time kill them anyways don't put the sword away he's worth good coins I'm sorry Reuben I never should have let you run off in the woods do Reuben wants to do the genocide rap Reuben is a cold-blooded killer let's go thank you for the nation knope's God little des blues on Jerry again yes I remember you Jerry we're best friends forever Brooke ii think i think i already read velocities alright what I did not even see this character this guy on a deal and now we're trying to track him down you in Oh any sign of him she also a stone blooded killers to false alarm wait there he is kill him looks like he's heading towards the hall did you just look back into a menacing laugh what's characterization in this game stabbing well what do you take to get us inside tonight kill him out of the way of our way we need to get inside I need you to show your tickets for us I gotta stop you right here kill him look at this guy he sucks stab him in the face there's like four of us yeah that's right through I just need a little let's find another way like stabbing him in the face to stab him with you know what he's also afraid of death break this guy's chicken machine to create the mother of all distract this is so much work kill him how are you gonna reach it let's look around there has to be something we can do oh my god just stab him in okay okay oh gee I wonder how we're gonna get to it is it gonna be that thing is it gonna be the thing he's bouncing on conveniently right here bet I could reach that glass with a slime block so just just take it just take take this lime just take it oh my god one slime block please we don't give out slime blocks here just slime balls so we've got a limited supply today and we're only giving out two per customer you could craft your own slime block if you had nine slime balls slime balls for everyone please that's balls we need one more to make a block okay okay I swear to God if the Lucas rounds the corner and we have to rely on him no that's what their gets what Reuben Reuben you're a person Reuben I need your guidance what would you do in a situation like this please I hear you brother oh my god no no I'm walking by let's go threaten her I'm not asking I'm just washing bye let's kill her welcome to the channel Trent alright we're back killer I'm it's me don't say hi me again I missed win I am afraid not if I break the rules for you then I have to break them for everybody not how it works completely Oh No you'll have to run like a business gotta find one more slimeball gonna make me talk to Lucas aren't they they're gonna make me talk to Lucas I hate this no connecting this guy can't act to literally anyone please why is my character so anti-social he's even holding a slime ball this game is the worst for a shadow and that's ever existed anything's possible oh my god really good explanation whatever you guys are doing count me in I hate this oh hey miles my star cool is he he's not to be seen we'll kill him later Crafton time Thank You sky Power Girl guys been building together long you've got to get old rotor wash jealous I'm just saying I think it's cool you have a team that works so well together oh my god how's it going you know if we killed him he would have dropped the slime ball anyways that's how it works one flying block gross I'll take that right there it's all you Jessie couldn't we have axel tackle it it'd probably cause like an explosion we're gonna have to hit cue boys I'm ready let's go up what okay I did it that was not the cue button kill him now's our chance to stab him dude how are the chickens better murders than we are they don't even have weapons what is this where'd he go there through that door but there's no proof then through that okay what do we do once we catch him kill him there are a million ways to play this whatever we have considering this isn't my fight I'll follow your lead whatever we have to you're way more intense than I gave you credit se you ready we make a Lukas cut his head off to join the team a ritual of blood let's go see anything he must have gone out another way well that's not ominous what is all this it's like it used to be the basement weird place to have a hideout I bet you anything I'll find my wither skull here and if we find anything else cool to steal along the way so thank you steal everything that's not what we're here to do it did say we should do whatever we have to or here does murder around what we have to do is steal thank you stoop to his level stoop to his level the best way to get back I say we take whatever we want kill him come on what he stole from us we should be able to steal from him and not feel bad about it thank you faster we find what we're looking for the fastest what if this just isn't his house like Gabriel's gonna come in and he's gonna be like y'all steal him iced and kill us all all right mostly stuff about brewing I I could have guessed that without reading the book why I didn't I didn't select her no too heavy and too soft she would have super flashy she would have stolen that after all that complaining okay hey you still have that one stone sword right yeah I had to wave it at this jerkwad butcher earlier you know to save Rubens life impressive you're keeping it but I thought it was too soft too heavy huh it's still my coming here didn't she like just judge us for not steal energy okay character motivation in this game isn't it oh look a post war and I think we should take it I don't I don't want to talk to any of these people I feel like the game wants me to take the potion that's just you know how it's like the only thing here besides a person I can select I just feel like it's what the game wants take a look at this you're not gonna believe but I swear I had a dream about this ok potion I know this is a big step I would be honored if you'd come home with me um no I selected this too slowly that poor potion no a good thief always covers his tracks fixed it oh he had the perfect crime what can we distill that pop why are we to only steal on that one specific potion and put it there's literally you just put another potion there we could steal any potion it made us steal that one I'm sure it won't change anything I'm sure it's just a coincidence what the hell is all this stuff Wow PG demonetised I've never seen one of these before I wonder if I just take a closer look do you feel that it's almost pulsing maybe it's some kind of machine if it is it's not like any machine I've ever seen gee guys I uh we're here for I wonder what they're trying to make here I wonder what kind of mob they're trying to make dear God good news weird news we found the body why P jeez I'm gonna get I'm gonna get to monitize dude he's a murderer he's a collector of skulls or some kind of collector a trophy hunter that's what I want to be electing them to make a bunch of banners what I think I know what's going on here soul sand +3 wither skulls that's the recipe for a wither batteries just like a cosplayer so one of the worst monsters there is we came down here to find the skull well we found it while we still can yeah let's just do that guys scatter why are we running there's only one of him just stab him I ain't hidin no no let's kill him let's kill him why are you hyperventilating oh my god what was that don't you recognize me oh wait kill him there's like 30 of us oh my god he doesn't even have a weapon the right and in this game is just so what was overwhelmingly good kill him we came here to confront him why are we hiding from him hello killer yeah back off 3v1 what are you thought you could just are you accusing us of didn't you you just scammed us you wrong what are you going to do about it kill it what I wanted you have exactly what you earned now get out before I put you out killing you owe us you give us a diamond we'll get out of your hair not kill it won't be threatened not by the likes of you Hey nobody talks to my friends like that or else tear his head off you've wasted too much of my time already we're just gonna let him go okay where do you go alright here's the plan let Lucas get killed by that while everyone else just destroys I think it's a Masai I'm gonna be honest I'm not paying attention all right Lucas here's the chin it's gonna make me hit a button but why are they getting away I really leaving Lucas behind later loser oh my god oh my god incredible amazing no I hate this game why did I start playing this Callaghan donate and says your sanity starting to slip Tech it's already this long gone he was right behind me oh I killed him he's not here the only place he could be is he's still down there ribs got an iron golem and all the ingredients to build a wither down there press Q to pay your respects I don't care about them genocide Gabriel for help this is the smartest way to help Lucas he's tough I'm not going after Lucas no I don't even care about down there we're doing the right thing Jessie I just hope Lucas can hold out against that golem long enough I guess come on let's crash this party with the right training and guidance anyone and I mean anyone can become a hero you just have to believe we just gotta push through this crowd to get to Gabriel or we could kill him it's gonna make it's gonna make me walk through this crap I have to hit the W button this is the greatest gaming experience of my life that is the dumbest what question do you have for the mighty Gabriel Wow someone that's a big head our friend Lucas is in trouble friends is a strong word all right we're gonna appeal to his vanity did someone just gasped in the background just tell me first do you really believe anyone can be great oh god his monologue ivor oh boy is that really jus oh boy stab him kill him I could say I was surprised stop using words stab him in the face chop his head off just eat him through the window I don't even care just to stop it just literally why the truth Gabriel you have to stop don't just stop him yourself nothing bill can last forever Gabriel oh my god and we're all gonna die and we deserve it oh my god well on the bright side oh I was not prepared on the bright side it might kill Lucas too so it's not all bad why is it going after me stop targeting me oh my god just gonna explode instantly yeah you suck what was that I could fight better with a steering wheel look at him the mighty Gabriel oh my god he may not be able to speak this creature but I can just gonna turn on his bhop client the puppy creature rate rigs three nights free way to stab him at least that will destroy this creature oh boy and it has jump boost ok just takes you axle just actually just take out the potion axle throw it then it no no no okay okay okay oh my god rip don't save him he sucks Oh Mike this I'm hitting Q but it's reluctantly okay thank you I hate this game oh my god everyone's running away except for you because we're idiot no let's get to the temple know what needs to happen there's not a no option do alone of course free will is an illusion the chickens are gonna kill it there's the strongest oh boy oh boy okay on the bright side there's no conceivable way Lucas is still alive so at least we have that [Music] now that chickens just out of there I'm holding down W this is the greatest gaming experience elegant he's still jumping on it okay okay okay PG no I thought of all the games like let's play this one would be safe but no not even minecraft story mode it's rated R okay he keeps switching me between keyboard and mouse controls I hate this now it wants me to hit Q oh my god Gabriel's doing his first useful thing snap the fortress thanks for that yeah well now we're even that looks fun all right this is this is a keyboards control kind of thing we're just gonna not walk into that why are we falling behind guys come on if we turn around and hit Q hard enough we can take it down how hard could it be Lukas is hacking dude Lukas is just gonna be hop his way into the fight and take down the wither he's gonna use his hacks for good okay he showed up for like half a second how was I conceivably supposed to hit that that was such an unnecessary way to split up but I'm going with the pig SIA how is axel running faster than me look at him look at him just move to the left oh you can use WASD for the okay that makes way more sense there we go dude hexyl is the flash we should be untouchable in there wait was that Lucas its Lucas why we just instantly spawn above a lava be near it's just like the most boring way I could have used that flint and steel so many things like go to burn don't go back and save them let him die okay you know what he's better than Lucas I'll give him that we'll hit Q we'll hit Q oh my hand hurts I'm getting carpal tunnel from this game the worst possible use of my hands you can save like two three people you're not even that good to find the others you got owned when it was like and a hundred this size but the others you must seek them out oh my god and guard it with your life couldn't couldn't you just go with this lost what is the amulet do can you just come with us cuz like there's a member right in front of me Lucas is so helpful Thank You Lucas you're really contributing just stand-in there lookin worried stay here and do whatever I can go on Jessie go just go to the portal sure you've got to go through the portal with us why if anything happens let him die my god no Lucas Lucas you're worthless Lucas why are you okay Lucas come help come help okay you suck Oh which one do I say I'm gonna be honest I don't like Gabriel at all that was not something I had to think about let him die none of this would have happened if they went Thank You Trent wait I missed something I looked at the chat for half a second and we all died the game's over rest in peace rip Gabriel no one will miss him we did everything we could I did everything we could you were useless roasted Rose call him out YouTube beef no let's go you cannot Petra is still up there you cannot put that on me you did nothing just for a second for the entire cut soon okay Axl you went through the portal and immediately so you can't even blame him it's not your fault back off Axl we got to go back no we just have to wait why you're walking into just go back Petra needs our help just go going hey there she is oh my god come on Gabriel walks through no even worse you again throw him back just use him through the portal throw him back oh you you get so I hate this I hate this game what portal did it go through to escape after it disturb Shakespearean writin Ivor it's okay we can still eat him there's a lava pool we can still do it punch him oh nothing stabbing +5 damaged stone sword violence is the answer pvp pvp what well i was running toward the portal I passed her she was running in the opposite direction such bravery of course punch him again fine line between bravery and stupidity throw them into the lava and your friend has killed you're a coward maybe killer I survived and that's what counts stab in life in survival without yeah there's also creative no reason I'm so funny leave a like and subscribe the order of the stone but your only way out we should go that way time's wasting let's go I don't even care none of these options are killing him it's not for my sake yeah well keep it to yourself there's nothing left up there oh my god monster kill him what was that I would wish you good luck killer you through the nether you have my sympathies kill him what was that you just punch the fireballs back at him we just have to hit Q all right keyboard controls ready it's just gonna dump us into a lava pool oh that's great how how did we get forward momentum no one pushed us what is this and we're gonna die it's it's just gonna drop us until this was a trap yeah why do we trust I ever know and other things that could burn you to death and hands in the air that man's face I hate it [Music] I keep looking away from the screen for half a second and almost dying wait did I just call it episode 1 was pretty short we gonna die and we're separated for no reason like we were 10 minutes ago like we were 20 minutes ago like we were 10 minutes before that well he's dead Ruben you got masters division in skywars you can beat a skeleton Vic combo did is everything was gonna be just fine before I know I was wrong then oh my god thank you but all I wants me to hit so the first useful thing he's done that was the hardest boss flight in the history of boss lights and press F to pay your respects how do we have this much momentum upwards what what and we're back together for no reason okay who was the guy put in that track together like let's just split them up for no reason hey speak for yourselves you Fraidy cat's Reuben and I handled ourselves just fine isn't that right Reuben oh my god no you screamed like a piglet who did screaming that's offensive it's racist feel like I've missed like 5,000 donations but I didn't want to like ruin the the tone that this game set up so much I know you could probably get anywhere in the world from here there's like four directions you could go talking about some incredible voice acting Axl thank you thank you for that he's right we have no idea what we're walking into it could be dangerous yeah let's just chill in the lava dimension cuz it's safer it's not like we could just like go back you don't sad alright I'm gonna go I'm going shove them in now try not to get stuck in the portal as you go through you can do it Axl that's right I can do it whatever's on the other side has no idea what it's got coming alright here I go gotta spend three minutes having a pep talk right behind you be safe up there Axl ready or not here I come oh my god and he's dead press up to pay your respects it's gonna make me hit W alright interactive gameplay press Q to shop at man wait what we're actually dying am I the only person in here that has a sword he's highlighted why doesn't a word oh man I'm lagging I'm never going first again we just read the 5,000 donations Thank You rotor wash miles bed destroyer Callahan Callahan again lil - looking for giant building willed as donates the exact amount to join the channel and then says they can't axle come on I don't know what Axl said but I want him to shut up in general so we're hitting that button position dollar sign room wash again Daryl Hall Dark Lord to build a shelter I thought that was what I said but it's getting dark and stuff thank you by the tree house I don't take forever let's just build like a dirt shack I don't even care thank you we got to do it fast let's just dig three blocks down and then place a dirt you know we know what's coming into it won't take us long just don't don't even make a door Jesse made the call we should get started sacrifice Lucas first you're right extra bad you're right he gave me a dirt oh my god I have to hit Q I hope you can tell I'm hitting this button sarcastically oh my god all that work and we're still I level with monsters that are trying to kill us that is son that is a strange talking about it anymore we could have maybe done like a multi-level thing but that's too late oh my god it's it's cool let's keep you Lucas is bait to keep them away sacrifice sacrifice I'll just chill in here by the fire Lucas being depressed as he shouldn't be something you have to promise not to freak out oh my god hightails out of cookies oh snap that's like equally as good me one for Olivia I thought that I thought the house was gonna be one by one - super thanks axel and one for Reuben sorry no it's it's alright I've given the cookie but it's chocolate chip thing later idiot nom nom nom oh this tastes so good oh it really suck not to have one of these this is he's gonna kill us at the end I just lost the game route ruined by hitting that button or 10 zombie size chickens choose wisely this this is the kind this is the kind of answer let me think that's gonna affect the end of joke at a time like this Petra is still out there she's all by herself there's nothing funny about that can't just mope gotta keep our spirits yeah man no we should be moping that's exactly what we that's the spirit Axl I'm right right maybe but she's going to be fine the bad end and look if I gave him the cookie the genocide run would have been aborted no good no good we should get some rest I gotta start looking for this temple as early as we can now my guess is if we start at the portal and kind of split up what are you doing did I do something to you I'd really like to know because you keep getting on my case for what seems like no reason it's because you suck maybe you're right I'm pretty exhausted that good not you Axl we'll figure it out and I'm so so confrontational and wearing stupid jacket oh that's that's the reason he's wearing a jacket back that that's his button the jacket I get to wear this jacket because I know how to build but that doesn't mean I don't know how to break things you're killing killing both Jesse your friend just way out of line kill them both gonna bring it up but I can only take so much calm down I'm not here to babysit two-year-olds I'm here to kill everyone this is telltale we got to kill one of them boys and if we kill Axl we get more food out of it it's dangerous but if we kill Axl we don't get to kill Lucas right you're staying with us you're not going and you don't have freedom kill him yeah I go sit in the corner halcon's that's what I would fight why is that because I'm starving he's a comedian he's trying to guilt me it's a cookie it would have given him like what like half a hunger bar I don't care keeping me around Jesse yeah chill rude dude we're not killing Ruben for food will kill Axl first just eat Luka calm down Carmen calm down it's beautiful that's actually what it looked like when I applied for the hypixel build team that's why I had to become a youtuber because they did not give me that rank this anime is not true to the manga you writes fi are you right now I mispronounced it's pronounced mango spread the word they'll get over it we'll get over it but still the way it all went down wasn't cool give it time come around thanks Jessie what is it it's a better game let's go it's pronounced among oka mango let's do this let's go has to be the place we found it boys it's hightail what is this place that's what we're trying to figure out it's the temple of the order of the stone Lucas are you sure he's right look how do we not recognize that oh crap do you think they're in there but all of them were chillin in there Gabriel - let's just all be careful okay if you spot anything call it out we don't have a lot of time isn't it weird how dispensers are carved to look like spooky little faces dad get the feeling that we don't really want to find out get behind me now put axle in front now put Lucas in front will actually axles the largest so he's the best meat shield look we gonna have to meet shields out stand on the pressure pads that was sarcasm don't act dull Reuben please how did you get masks no that's probably not a good no we've got to play arena bro no oh my god you walked like 30 feet how are you out of breath I'm a Minecraft youtuber and I have more stamina than you there's a crafting table maybe we can make something useful we can make a tombstone for Lucas and then use him as a shield I have a few sticks left over from building the shelter last night I've got some Flint oh my god a piece of string all I have are some chicken feathers I picked up after that chicken machine exploded it's too bad there's nothing we could make out of all this steel a sword oh and some string from a spider that I thought string sticks went there's just nothing we can make make a fishing rod well that actually work are they gonna have us do some rod PvP I can't help but feel like it's gonna be a bow and arrow instead I want to use axel it's like a shield you know how is the weight how is the bow gonna help us block arrows how is that it all gonna help I don't want to lose the game because you guys made me make a bad decision how is this gonna help at all what is this okay everyone's saying to make a ride so we got this it's a good idea I don't we did it we made a fishing rod we lost the game let's do this let's go I'm ready too bad lie in PvP why is he better at rod PvP than I am right the order the pigs luck is changing guys guys stop telling me to make a bow I ain't no bows Bammer we're trying to win this game with skill here look like eyeballs creepy basement the arrows the arrows we're gonna run out I don't know why we couldn't like picked them all up - all right I have to I have to go for like one second so I'm gonna end in the stream I just got the BRB I'm back that wanted me to do something all right huh I forgot the entire plot where are we we have to kill uh kill a score find anything useful talking to Lucas sure about useful but definitely interesting there's a lot of history in this room history really I can't I can't get over any of this I have to walk towards the camp I hate this game no I mic is not muted you're all liars fierce there's a shiny buttons don't he triumphant saving the land and ensuring that peace and prosperity would reign forever that worked out not exactly forever Lucas died five friends together would give so much to gain their rightful place as five heroes they would author their own end how come one of them doesn't have a room lay a dragon there's only four directions they could have come from the stone the story's never mentioned him this is so my mic isn't muted and you're all liars this might explain why I've Lord had such a grudge against Gabriel they lied to us they lied to the whole world oh no do this man I can't believe you punched a member of the order of the stone he's got combo crazy the order might not be what we thought they were but Petra is still out there I'm sewing message to let us conflict right now you don't understand we need to focus on what we came here to do where do these stairs go they go up okay I'm not saying that would just be it would make me as useless as Lucas I don't want to sink that loss as cool Wow what happened the walls what happened to this whole place this must have been where they met so where are they then Gabriel said that once we find the temple the amulet would lead us oh my god well what are you waiting for pull it out there amazing is something supposed to happen incredible well that was a wonder maybe it doesn't work if Lucas this year maybe that's a condition look around and see if you can find anything like there's any idiots within like 20 feet it just doesn't activate had a stole there is nothing there oh I see the levers it's the same as the ambulance amazing well let's go how do wait oh boy this is a puzzle can we just kill Lucas to see if that works come on come on I don't what what could happen that didn't do anything I moved it down that I hit the wrong button entirely I hate this oh we're gonna be here for a few hours ladies and gentlemen oh we got four don't turn it back on it's 101 okay thank you that's not what I wanted I don't I don't know what this game wants me to do there's only so many iterations okay boys no that's not what I wanted it works if you show your elbows I don't feel like all right maybe they meant maybe they meant the other one Oh 101 like this we're doing it it's gonna be incredible no I hate why did you flip I hate this my mouse is way over heat okay okay and now we flip this did any like I hate this it's random its ran someone said to put the amulet on the pedestal so we're just gonna do that I hate this game someone said 136 there is no 6 there's only 5 what do you mean what is what even is the puzzle what is it what is it why it's like 1 3 there is no 6 there's only 5 oh my god it's the middle 2 and there's no middle two there's only a middle one mil 3 middle 5 I hate this way I did do 1 3 5 this is 1 3 5 pull the 7th I hate all of you I hate this game all right I think we've reset it how do i how do I do this maybe if we flip oh we're so close we're so far all right we just need just need one more please I just want to play video games why I don't even know what it wants out of me what is this what is this flu the middle three all right turn high off turn this one on I my mouse was not on this switch I hate these controls stop who put this in the game who is like this is a fun gaming experience I just want to go back to hitting I'm just looking it up I don't even care you guys are all saying different things you're all terrible you're no help at all the chat is Lucas leaving me alone flu if you're not helping either I welcome Jillian I know you you made the the Valentine's tape up now welcome to the channel all right minecraft story mode puzzle alright steam community it changes developers if you're watching this you're the worst the worst pure skill I hate this game so much so very much how did they build this okay now I'm impressed this looks like some sort of tracking system it's the order it's showing where they are right now look we don't know enough about how this thing works maybe the amulet only tracks them when they're on the surface or maybe it maybe they're all been dead we have to go off what we do know there's two left kill them both I just want to kill Ivor's I don't care somewhere petrel it was wrong he's still out there we know that Gabriel was trying to tell us something yeah but he's useless why would you listen to it got to find the order of these will you do not but there are only two whites there are only two members of the we've had we've seen two was missing two members so far think about how useful they were let's head out I'm not going with you guys I have to stay here because you're useless is that why she's probably doing everything she can to find this place look at this guy justify not doing work stay with us he has to be that's not what I said there's even a small chance she's not at all what I said what to stay go wait he'll know it is what I said I can't read I can't read my phone I'm illiterate know if we're gonna have a chance of fortifying it I'm gonna need some help axel get rid of it Olivia have you totally covered no we're getting rid of Axl's finding hopefully one of them will die we need Ella guard she's the world's greatest engineer she'll figure out a way to stop that thing I'm gonna be honest T&T man is an inspiring ruction a lot of babe master obviously the smart is to go get max I'm not I know Ella guard no no you and I are going to Ella Garth there's two reasons one T and T boy T and T boy doesn't seem useful - I hate axel I don't want to hang out with them I'm right here come on Axel for Petra see by axel do it okay bye guys that sounds like your problem we're out of here oh my god think of how large the world is and he's just following us does he hate the amulet already just like carrying around the weather beacon I don't want to play this game TT boy sucks no return to the nether intent on finding Elega home I got a stone engineer and find themselves in a place of mechanical Marvel is it this is skipping the game this is a spoiler amazing machines limited only by the imagination of their brain while the great storm grows I hate this everything in its wake time is running out for our intrepid heroes now it's gonna tell me how unpopular I am wait no one likes Lucas people like Gabriel what what hey hey wait no that's not the cookie one the cookie one was the more important choice no no I don't want to play this game anymore no no is there only to like save and never play this game again is that an option if I leave is it gonna like delete the game no I don't want to keep the games bad know what happens if I hit refresh does it like delete this game from my memory that did nothing there's no way to leave I'm gonna continue but I if I see a way to save and leave I'm hittin it all right I'm hitting the escape button it's not working I think I just skipped the cutscene and now I'm gonna go and blind no no yes change wait does this mean the safe ah to save files working yes alright see ya losers

Channel: Technoblade

Views: 4,225,664

Rating: 4.946867 out of 5

Keywords: minecraft, technoblade, technothepig, livestream

Id: bog5_osGlaA

Length: 101min 52sec (6112 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 08 2019