bedwars pro strats

start in the stream fullscreen enabled you set up my laptop right here if I was a good player I would be rushing right now but I'm not so we don't have to worry about that mm-hmm just set this up right here people are already in the chat i refreshed the laptop it's not working at all but I can see the chat so you know better better than nothing better than nothing welcome guys or play in bed worse today there's already some teams speed bridging towards us so we're just gonna go lose immediately to prove how good we are I'll tell you that's the real pro technique is losing please don't be smart that actually worked that should not have worked in any reasonable universe that wouldn't have worked at all but it did it did now he's the not Oh what you think you're slick you think no no you're not me how to hear that guy isn't me though he is wool no no no no no thank you donation jam gaming and stuff hmm how much wool does that guy have he could actually wreck us oh he didn't have that much all right so long as I'm not bad we got this all right I won that fight I didn't I feel like my aim is off it hasn't hurt me yet oh my god I'm missing all the donations what the heck thing is good agent miner boy 6002 Jaime Heyman says you're bad nerd leave me alone I haven't even died yet this stream see I survived well actually I did die but I got a bed leave me alone I've gone an entire minute and a half without being terrible at bed words I'm pretty sure that means I'm the best now I I think that's how it works I'm pretty sure don't anyone else see that bridge anyone okay we're gonna move on here's some money Thank You miner boy think of the night in confetti dog Nike the tomato have some money sure thing dude confetti dog says I smell nice that's one of the one of the things I go for whenever I stream I always make sure I showers just for the smell I think relation master of shots I love your videos well I never make them but still thanks I'm gonna try to upload more i only uploaded two videos last month it's embarrassing but you know I'm bad oh wait my teammates over there I'm trying to help my teammates doing everything for me I even walked over here but now he's here all right thank you for the nation Kennedy welcome back Chuck now his best boy I agree mm all right well there's only one team left for me to kill wait this game just started okay I'm not just bad I thought I've only killed one team and the game is over I must be bad but no the game just started everyone's already dead I don't know what happened anyhow I do I do have enough locks to actually get over here right thinking about Asian wolf anime let's take my money that I will do all right it worked the first time yeah I did not work all right we went an entire three minutes without being terrible at bed worse and new record guys new record number one player leave me alone all right [Music] I know a mods are calling me bad and easy you guys are supposed to support me wolf bit no no oh god he's saying hi to me there's no way you stream sniping because I started this stream after the game started so it's physically impossible physically impossible for him to have come from the stream and yet I'm still scared they always find a way man they're psychic I'm just gonna walk past you man I don't care he's behind me why did that work yeah yeah there we go where's the play my teammates there where's the gray guy no no why didn't you die yet okay there you go there we go my teammates there is the gray guy attack in our that's awkward all right riverbed riverbed wait no whitey may fall off yes get him teammate beat him up you can do a teammate okay what are you doing I'm getting friend requests we're just gonna you check no blade are you vegan I am NOT do you oh my god I missed all donations again think of a nation draggy boy nerd think of Latian bend the minor techno blades never dies can't confirm I never died once that game true facts English and kawano here's another dono so you can't focus on the game thank thank you for the money the other nation minigames slashers do the bow spam only challenge I actually did that during the the end of the win streak I'm not sure I forget if I put that in the video or not it was really boring I would not be surprised if I edited it out because it was just oh boy it was just me sitting in my base all day no one it's not a good challenge man I feel like the point of challenges when you're a youtuber is it isn't just to be challenging it also has to be like actually fun like the no weapon challenge that's fun you know the bow spam only challenge and maybe in other games but especially in bed Wars where it takes like 12 gold to get a bow at all are these guys competent they haven't done anything yet but they could still recover it's still possible alright it's it's less possible now they're kind of just sitting there without a care in the world we're gonna place this here stand right there that's a good idea are you kidding me no no no no I'm mad I'm tilted I'm ending the stream I'm kidding but what was that no no my dreams oh my god really they're Russian they're Russian us now and they're from the stream look at the chat alright if at first you don't succeed try try again never again okay we're gonna die here that's not gonna happen but still we got the bed this time think of the nation are SW those guys are gonna rush us immediately by the way I don't know if I'll be able to kill both of them depends on how fast they are my teammates going that way alright so it would be smart to tell my teammate that they hate us but I believe in the dream all right we're gonna go everything if there's an Nikolas do you remember me from the last stream I do not sorry what are you planning by yeah that wasn't gonna happen you don't have we're a bit low in health but I don't really care at all I mean I can respawn these guys can't so you might as well take every flight uh I'm Maddie is half up I'll use one heart same thing Thank You villain minigames slash or no bridge challenge that's even more boring you just sit in spawn all day all right over here we go thank you for the donation draggy boy techno blades sometimes dies but it doesn't have the same ring to it you know the syllables are off you healed yet oh you did heal and he has stronger stuff now and didn't matter all right mmm-hmm are you party and now we're playing doubles I already have a teammate forced he's pretty good do mmm who's next yellow and green team gonna bed so we can get three final kills over there of course we don't really have any stuff you know wood sword leather armor I don't think we have any fraud either we're not the richest players ever played with words but you know whatever there was a green guy there can I get enough I cannot get enough for a fireball that's okay mmm think that I should Nicolas I am the guy that told you to jump off the bridge well that's very hurtful why would you do that I I thought he would fall there we go there we go we can just up he's too smart he's just he's so intelligent he placed a block did I get am I getting any stuff out of that apparently not all right there's some broken beds techno do you love me I barely know who you are thank you for donation though welcome to sponsor care and as much interest in technology oh that's where you're wrong way right through all the bridge over there my teammate knows all right red red hates us mm-hmm green dude you have to get out of yup okay whatever hey welcome to sponsors loopholes and RSW all right so red team hates this green team doesn't have a bed and there's no other people left in the game so we're going after red hopefully green team is gonna turtle I can't say if they're turtling yet because I survived like two and a half seconds after seeing him but you know I can hope I really hope that block would place hey one that was a complete accident we still don't have any pride at all we should probably it probably helped us in these fights if we had like any stuff but whatever nope don't walk off the map looks like my teammates getting them I can't a place blocks their beds gone do you may can handle that guy have you all four red because I'm closer that's something it's a completely unnecessary risk but I like the feeling when you just jump over and Walbridge off the side you know it feels fancy okay it feels fancy even if it'd be way safer to spend like one second just place in that block it just doesn't have the same feeling as doing that okay it doesn't have the same feeling Thank You relation Cal reacts kbv vlogs the 'man gaming the pro my god I missed like six donations what happens could you guys please not attack me for a few seconds I'm trying to interact with my donators thank you very kind party for money now Tara don't why aren't you uploading some of your streams I don't wait are they trying to key into you John blowing me all right I may have overestimated how good that guy was at the game think approaching Cal reacts high-tech I'm late hello double-double you subscriber technically I agree minigames slashers max fov not it looks really ugly 90 is a good fov in my opinion Nicolas how do i sponsor there's a sponsor link in the description because I always make it easy to send me money it's one of my Mac top priorities why have you back off you're just letting me get free hits what are you doing alright well I work out it's like if you're gonna rush someone you can't like suddenly backpedal they're just gonna get a free hit it's not how you PvP alright mmm interesting game show us how to breezily bridge thank you finish in jaffa I don't actually I'm not actually good at breezily okay I can go like a few blocks my record is 22 blocks which is really good but still isn't enough to get to like middle on fours and I really I've done that once okay I can't that's not something I can repeat I'm not nearly good enough at breezily like actually use it in game usually I like go like three blocks and then fall off welcome you sponsor Charlie Zulu thank nation night viper stop hack in alright sure thing let me just turn off my be hawk where is techno sub to the all ID pig all right so that's just that's the thing that's happening well let's work the last three times so I didn't place the flock I'm a legend alright the entire game is targeted us and I'm not I'm not exaggerating here look at this chat oh my god this is the one downside of being popular on YouTube but other hand I get paid so you know I have a say completely worth it completely worth it relation frost tech now was your teammates name forest sword it's just forests its it's a mod I have so that people can't see my name so they can't stream snipe me they still manage to do it as you can see it doesn't stop them but you know whatever oh I hit a block we don't speak of this no one mentioned that okay no one English and loopholes do sponsors only get the discord oh you know you guys also get a green nametag in the chat it's worth the money okay oh and you get you get emojis okay I added a new emoji for sponsors techno shade you guys should spam it in the chat sponsored spam it every wall he'll I mean if you can kill okay thank you that guy failed his bridge to make me feel better about myself hmm I actually don't have TNT so and I'm too slow ah wait a Pepe when that happen all right so I'm gonna go in and you break the bed you died what what happened oh oh boy blue team's here we're so dead we're so dead what a Pepe happen did I miss how could I miss a Pepe I'm scrolling oh it's the it's the kbbl right I didn't miss that it's cuz a stream lab scan there we go thank you for the tech no shade spam whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa mind your business people go away please I'm just I'm just trying to play video games for my twenty nine eighty two viewers please we're so dead we're so dead it's not just great team blue team hates us the other teams hates us all right if we actually win this game I don't see how it's possible at all but if we actually what are your hits what was that the first it made sense but the second hit II was like behind a wall I don't know again what was that I don't know man do I have any goal in here I do have gold a could you try to do a priestly bridge once for me we're getting just destroyed by like three teams simultaneously granted it's mostly grating but still it's because his blue team the blue team's actually killed the team next to them so they don't have any pressure aqua team also here and out of here got the red the comeback starts now oh my god we actually win this game I mean the other teams probably of emeralds right now so it's probably not gonna happen but still still I can feel it the dream there's a lot of rabbits that must be a Easter Easter perk oh we have cry that's always nice always nice no flu flu stop stop I'm trying to get paid flu can your party with Drew gamer stand no Nicolas vouilloz make another video with your dog you can hear him now his commentary is terrible terrible all right let's uh this guy has stronger armor and a stronger sword so we're gonna have to not trade hit like what we're doing now we're gonna have to do something fancy out of here welcome new sponsor minigames slashers elation nicolas boy lows do you like me I like your money is that close enough English in Java if you do three blocks while breezily I'll sponsor alright three blocks hey it actually worked pay me my money I'm gonna be honest that was an above average distance for me the power of money man anything's possible anything's possible limits are being broken here dude it's my sellout strength and just the second people offer me money I become the greatest player of all time my sellout nature gives me strength you sexually sponsored yes welcome new sponsor Jaffa English and Nicolas vouilloz I can speak Arabic array I'm gonna be honest I never learned how to pronounce that word and every time I say it people make fun of me and yes it is close enough yay I'm good enough the highest level of praise yay all right let's actually like play the game now what teams were left aquitine doesn't like me I'm pretty sure White team mentioned to me earlier and there's blue team the blue team's the only team that's actually attacked us and I'm pretty sure they're wealthy they've been to Middle before so you know mm-hm got him and I thank you very much they were not wealthy but you know what you know what it doesn't matter we got a final kill that's what matters I don't know I bought a gavel it's not actually gonna help me at all but still we have it I think if the nation Adam Everson if you sponsor if you can breezily five blocks oh dang five blocks all right here we go I believe in the dream know my teammates probably like frantically defending our bed while I'm trying to get paid hey no wait there was a guy right there he probably thinks I'm an idiot okay I know I fell off the mat but I did I breathe lead like eight blocks in a row I couldn't stop man it was too hype to stop okay I believed in myself we were gonna go all the way it's like I could have stopped but I the dream man the dream hey me my honey your relations string projects opinions on fortnight it's a it's a game in my opinion I would say if I had to say anything about it it's a game it's decent you know hmm well can we sponsor the derpy derp Linds always I have to actually like pay attention to the game because this guy isn't garbage how far is he going whoa is he just going all the way whoa whoa always coming down man is he fighting mighty cause my teammate my teammate won by a lot all right then there's white team which just got killed there's only one player and white team though where is aqua team all right they're not actually over there they're all the way there on the other side of the map Wow all right welcome to sponsor Adam Everson is that the person that hey they actually sponsored you guys got $10 today just from breezily Bridge and I need to get better at Brees Lee virgin apparently apparently that's how you make the cash okay that's how you get paid what do you do for a living high-speed bridge in Minecraft kill white it's worth it Wow Wow that's a hate crime hey open I shouldn't lose can you say I'm special and I paradoxes garbage sure thing sure thing yeah I'm gonna be honest I don't care about you at all so I had to go fast there because I knew he was gonna jump down but I I went too fast and missed the jump completely it didn't work is what I'm saying a negligent p wolf should I do homework or watch techno blade do homework or watch me you know I can't complain either way techno blade advocates responsibility you should do your homework so you can get a good job so you can sponsor me on YouTube game and egg that's that's the long-term plan I think evolution WWE time as well my card keeps getting denied rip the bank account does not want you to sponsor techno blade welcome not thinking that I can ship I would try to kill you but my cough cough arm you blame your arm for everything man it's like oh I made a typo well actually no I would tell me it's like I tell him not to tag me on discord and then he does and he's like it's not my fault my arm is broken what does that have to do with tagging me on discord oh god my guild chat is on turn it off that was close all right so I actually play the game cuz aqua team isn't like garbage so I actually I actually might well actually this kind of stalls every time he sees me because he wants attention but still still I'll do it ah stop wasting my time [Music] hmm they let in P wolf what if homework is done what if homework is watching techno blade well then you have a very chill teacher let me tell you that see I have I have diamonds but I can't my teammates already bought everything useful that I could get with a four of them so we're gonna get resources it seems like white team and aqua team are going for us but there's only one person in white team so it doesn't really matter they're much less of a threat but you know if they're just gonna attack us repeatedly we might be dead I was faster than I anticipated alright that guy's about to respawn I don't have a diamond fakies obsidian go go go go go go Oh Coco Coco and he's gonna be invisible [Music] and I was never here thank you very much we're gonna rush Aqua team how they heard me say that because they're watching the stream but still you keep defending forced oh god that's an abomination alright alright we're up against two turtley teams and they're both going for it it's just a 3v2 though so if nothing goes terribly wrong it's still pretty winnable you fell into the void as well alright yeah we've been pretty awkward on my side yeah I'm thank you for the nations show plays use my money and win the game or else more money wait you're saying you'll pay me money to lose why that doesn't make sense echinacea I'm Arctic mmm we're just gonna go like this because I can woo they're both of their race so one of them is moving out but he's probably gonna try to stop me because I'm technically I think of Asian I'm Arctic I just fell like donated and don't know what to say the important thing is I got paid so boy mm-hmm they legend string projects did I get him it slowed him down that's good enough for me dead I do not know if I brought enough TNT that is a very very bulky defense they have made here Wow that's not that's not enough that actually worked it worked English and I'm Arctic the important thing is you have a degree people what if homework is stream sniping techno blade what did I do to your teacher I killed him in bed wars so he assigned stream snipe and techno blade as homework where is how do I get out how do I leave look I'm just gonna get to view ones when I get out of here but still I just want to play the game you know I'm just gonna keep reading no I should think that I should Kawano you record in stream with OBS right yes I do I'm right here I'm right here break the block no they're just gonna trap me in here wait he's not doing it he's not doing it there's a chance there's a chance there's a chance no and the power of prot three and I don't know where the other guys I just want to die but I can't I can't leave they've trapped me I'm trapped here forever we I just wanted to die man I don't know where water is come back all right my teammates gonna try to do things it took so much effort just for me to die there you never thought that'd be something that's difficult but this bed Wars game proved me wrong do we have a you have a trap all right record stream with OBS like ah ah her alright unfortunately my teammate died there because he thought he didn't know I was here to defend but that's all right it's all good man I'm rush any blocks the problem is there's that uh the Aqua team player is lurking somewhere he could have like pots or something man he does not like me well he does like me but that's the problem and you know what what are you gonna do I'm just gonna go this way when are you gonna do about it he's probably gonna respawn but still hmm Britney over here if I see aqua I'm looking for him that's not a good sign and he's dead which means I'm gonna have to deal with him myself that's all right the alarm trap just went off wait but nothing happened to me maybe he had the speed he's TNT in his own base he's so good at this game no time and surprise attack and I'm blind why does it blind me now there's no way he just spot a trap what happened the delayed blindness anyhow we won that's the important detail err the important detail to take away thing ablation Mary don't sponsor no sponsor me sponsor me on YouTube women well they must like 35 donations what the heck relation devil hi dad now your father thank you psycho should show there's no y so it's not psycho and when English in Jax sucks at Minecraft can I join your guild no I'd say it's for sponsors but it's full so it's not really for anyone right now they leave in Cal reacts you're the only youtuber I have super chatted oh oh thank you it's an honor it's an honor man I wish you Nicholas what are going to eat today I recommend burritos I'm gonna be honest it's oh my god everyone here is named techno techno BPM techno is my daddy and then there's me alright you think those guys are stream sniping I I'm just I'm taking a wild guess okay okay I know you think the techno BPM guy it maybe techno is a common word maybe it no that's that's my guilt old guild initial baby punch in marathon I think he knows I think he knows we're gonna lose man who were gonna lose everyone in the game hates us well granted everyone in the in the previous games except the first game needed us and we still won but still you know we're gonna need a clutch sanga's ice from the prosthetic lemon I've already paid you for friendship I don't sell friendship it's not something available for money what are you doing alright I'm just gonna place this TNT and then my teammate can break the bat if I fail and the coordination that didn't work we got a kill though wait we killed one of the Technos I am the superior technical blade begone alright anyone else going for us doesn't look like it alright I get that I shouldn't guarded gaming tech no wait I missed it gilded might know I don't the guild is full English in show please read my chat I did I not let me scroll up I don't know how to sponsor so here Thank You Man thank you for the money Thank You Asian God's not dead he says I love Jesus alright thank you donation amen amen devil the next guy that donated it's called devil I wonder if they know each other professors two coincidence innovation Henri thinking play with hypixel that's not I mean if I could I would I only only just I'll ring up hi pic so like just call him on my phone like yo dude I need to click bait and give me the views they've waited sonic boom techno blades subscribe agree all right I need actual stuff I don't know what I'm doing I've just been reading donations the entire stream and let's go to mid there's stuff at mid right that's how bad wars works look at my entire chastised Famine mic is muted it's not it's not I know it's not wise lies I wouldn't really awkward being knocked means that oh I hope I wanted that block to place oh if that block place I could have blocked his sprint and reset his momentum but it didn't so I got rekt minecraft actually really similar to fortnight in that way and that building is really important but fortnight it's more obvious like everyone builds important I not many people build in Minecraft like that for the reason you just saw it's not a foolproof strategy because the things you place are much smaller anyhow anyhow I'm sure you're all very interested stop accusing us of lying I'll stop accusing you of lying when my mic my mic isn't Mewtwo alright guys my mic it's actually muted I want everyone to say everyone should say 25 in the chat 25 just the number we all right I had nothing to do with me place and walks but I'm gonna act like it did Haitian oh my god my entire chats 25 it's almost as if they can hear me whoa whoa amazing crazy oh nature do that oh hey the yellow guy got rid of that a rail bed for me I can just go farm final kills huh no no much health and there's two of them and I have a wood sword prot 1 leather but you know I can respawn so there's not really any reason for me to run away from fights we we we all right oh god he is a stronger sword and absorption hurts but I mean on the other hand this is a game so I'm just gonna go in anyways if I lose I can respawn mm-hmm oh you can't play flux there and I want anyways thank you very much superior techno blades stream for tonight again sometime surely interrupting sure thing halation bean bones string projects I believe your mic is genuinely metered it's really not you know teal green more money on you more money wasted on your existence here nerd thank you donation mm-hmm and also showplace now win the game for $5.00 dude dude we're gonna get paid if I win this game quick kill him I'll get paid $5.00 mm-hm where is he where's my $5.00 kill I need cash the sellout powers give me strength oh my God he's actually gonna clutch this is the guy that donated he's he doesn't want to pay me my $5 he's gonna clutch where is he my teammates head incoming so I assume he's over here that's an open bed hey Dawg you missed my first donation I'm very sorry very distracted currently beam moans yo yo what's up I'm playing bud worse how about you fusion crafting innovation love your channel keep it up thank you I'll keep up my two video per month upload schedule possibly even more if I go all-out is this a good enough hmm your facecam is muted I mean true evasion here's all my money and I'm blue da ba deep but I I can't sorry thank you buddy memo in English in lethal monster 22 respect women agree or a video reaction to Amazon Tek doum I don't really do reaction videos but I have seen the Amazon technically video people can stop recommend and it to me every you know three seconds I swear every day some was like watch the Amazon tech I'm like I've seen it the next day watch the air I've seen it I'm aware like I shouldn't string products here take more of my hard-earned wages sure thing man sure thing this is the same guy from last game this is the $5 kill it's him and he built a nice bridge for me how considerate go get another $5 for killing now now his bounty is already fulfilled I'm gonna get rekt just do as much damage as I can Louie the dog you missed all of my donation see I've read the last two though so I couldn't have missed those - Nicolas raped me on a scale of one to ten all right well I know nothing about you so seven that's a pretty good score in my in my opinion thing of Asian Kohana if you have money give it all the techno blades I recommend saving at least a little bit for food but you know sponsoring techno blade on YouTube gaming is also also pretty good I would recommend myself Thank You lations show oh yeah you paid me my money eh oh dang he gave me six dollars you're so discreet aqua alright here we go we're gonna take some fall damage but on the other hand I don't care so let's go we target one if we can get at least one kill it's worth it there we go we got one kill the other ones weak but he can probably heal up I did not want to buy that and I was not a purchase I intended to make Thank You heaven now give me the money that's not that's not how this works innovation agent frostbite watch Amazon tech no scam no leave me alone I think it's nice and slow hi dad hi really I'm not your father please please stop saying that all right let's go over here this guy has absorption hurts see the problem with this fight is wait why do teammate no no the plan was that we two of you want him to use more stuff as he promised I take fall damage and he is extra health so we're just we're just gonna go for it cuz it's a video game who cares we traded hits and he still has six hearts left recipes think of Asian God's not dead one question what does the point of a gap year to upload once every five days once every five days wow you are massively overestimating the amount of uploads I'm doing man thankful in life alone hmm thank you I should Chiara have you seen bionics techno blades video oh you actually put a guide to spell pronounce your name Chiara Chiara nailed it alright thank you the nation I have not seen that video fusion craft thing is anything I swear if I'm I should not show up this time you me on stream labs that sometimes is a bit delayed I don't know why it's not really something I can set up it's my teammate over here can we - oh yes so it's two of you one get them even as Shane armored now be gone no now tell you that's how you deal with people once when you break their bed and they start turtle in is you have to when you do the first to be to or if you're doing a 1v2 focus one player down because it's unlikely you can combo both of them and since they have a generator and they don't you know you have to take fall damage generally you want to focus down one and then you can like to view on the next guy or just you know out gear him but that's unlikely or you could just throw yourself at him until you eventually get lucky and win always a viable strategy hmm I'm just gonna rotate with my teammate so he can handle that dude almost hit that block that would have been awkward he's gonna respawn here but now we have a pretty advantageous position to TNT is bed all part of the master plan why would you stand there [Music] all right we got the kill it's just two final kills left a Haitian prosthetic lemon Mike your techno is muted now I'm just confused all right let's get actual armor feels good thank you flesh and Jailene Marie I'm watching you while it were hired hello how are you doing if you quit this match I will pay you $5.00 no man Nicolas I have like a sick win streak of probably three so you know that's worth a lot to me I've never had a win streak this high before I don't want to throw there we go where is the actual enemy it's my teammates there so I kind of want to rotate and make sure no one's rushing us right now I don't see anyone though I mean unless they're invisibility unless they're invisible in which case we just lose someone just paroled wait my teammate had emeralds if you probably paroled I almost won he said gray all right it's time for the final 1v1 wow he is healing all right we have absorption as well so it doesn't really matter he might have a bit stronger yeah he's sharpness but we just have to get another hit plus he's slightly lolling help oh he dodged it and wait mm and and subscriber techno blade thank you very much mm-hmm all right there's only one person in here named after me so that's always good that's always good and I mean as I always say free techno that could be any techno techno it's a genre man it doesn't have to be techno blade it could be could be any one man I could be safe you never know you know you can't just let your anxiety okay well I think this guy knows well you know maybe he's talking about the other techno you know maybe the other techno is who he's after all right maybe you just felt like saying techno maybe it's just a word that sounds good so he felt like shouting it you know he could be talking to himself it's it's possible it's possible guys we can't draw conclusions okay we can't draw conclusions making assumptions isn't good alright we don't know the full story here it's impossible to say that could be any techno blade we're so dead alright well actually been target like three games in a row and we still won but that's just that's just the life of a streamer I don't know how long we can continue that streak thank you for the nation unmarked gaming I'm poor play with Skippy yeah maybe are you just gonna let me do that okay mm-hmm tt jump I did that fancy T and T jump and everything and then he just he just didn't pull out his weapon so I was unneeded but still why are you not noticing me donations I did I know it's all your donation excusing crap I remember you man I remember you Duke do they're even selling out my nick in the chat that is a scumbag move in my opinion hmm which team should i prioritize well white team's dead so I guess I shouldn't spray parkour a letter guy go oh he died hat one of them about final kill because they jumped into the void where is he he's not about to attack me right oh there he is mmm he bought a stone sword while he was invisible I had one as well all right mmm think of a Shinji night subscribe attack no blight agree people should do that in my humble unbiased opinion you know all right hooray after three teams left this team hates us but he fell off so that's the thing all right so you meet me in forest you have good synergy here you know the only reason we've been able to win all these games with these people after us is because we've got the synergy man we got the synergy we got the communication we're working together it's a team game you know it's a team game hmm I'm just gonna run forward uh-oh that's not a good sign but I think my teammate can respawn in time yep and subscribe to techno blade whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa way I lived not even close I did I did not realize like I would be respawn right there well you know what I don't have any health but I don't care let's go I don't do this to me man oh don't don't be that way no no okay if he jumps down he could easily kill me because I have half health but that requires like some bravery Oh got him he acted too slow man if you wanted to rush me should have done it earlier before I got stuff look I don't know how to get I don't I don't know how to leave the spot so I'm just jumping off I don't care man Megan's Asian fusion craft hey dude I love your channel keep it up sure thing man sure thing take my money sure thing Ryland pvp we're not getting rushed right I don't want to lose the game cuz I'm too busy reading donations I don't think my teammate would be a very amused by that excuse it's all good it's all good later Ryland PvP take my money please and also all man I get that I get that advertisement and I'm re gaming to subdue these are the actual donation messages I'm not lying that's what the don't I'm not making this up not making it they all say sub the technical blight they lesion mods can you run a 1024 1024 x by 1024 x texturepack I'm gonna be honest probably not I think my computer would die hey we won a mission Lily Elena where are you going to college in a few months I don't want to say this specific College because you know creepy people are gonna hunt me down in real life and then I'm just gonna be I'm gonna be studying in class one day and I'm gonna hear a whisper behind me hey tactile play and I'm just I'm just gonna need therapy for years okay years years mm-hmm can you try out minecraft FTB infinity is that feed the beast I'm gonna be honest I don't know what that is at all so probably not they're gonna hunt you for your elbows true facts true facts all right all the delayed stream labs donations so people are gonna go oh my god techno blazer you're not reading your donations even though I already read them its just stream Labs is really slow oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa that's not good I missed completely all right help these guys are good they had they spaced out they're teammates so even though my T&T jumped past one of them the other one could still block me but my teammates of God and killed both of them so you know the battle has been reset I need more blocks though it's the problem see the problem is they went full-on blitzkrieg Strada they haven't even put blocks around their bed they're just both rushing us right now this does give us a bit of an opportunity oh I shouldn't place that block there see my teammates of God he just keeps destroying them I don't have any health oh but as long as I have TNT Oh T my teammates you may see teammate I get that you're being a god but like I don't have any health I'm just gonna stay here wait for that guy to go over there and then sacrifice for the bed oh whoa I almost got a kill you'd have a heart people will think techno blade is a myth in the future why would they why would they think that right there there's video evidence that I existed and I played bed Wars all right thanking for a key take my money sure thing dude that I will do one of them's alive you slow health mm-hmm one of you one Skippy please I already I already did that I didn't upload it cuz my where'd he go oh he just left yeah he uploaded it though it was like a youtubers 1v1 or something in Skye worse I'm gonna be honest I was pretty stressed for that one be one cuz the person like I got this man it's come on what could go wrong and then like a siddik blitz was like there before me like go he's gonna trick you man don't fall for my kwaity he'd beat acidic what happened but hey what's going on you're gonna it's like a hyperbolic time chamber to master pvp and then he just started challenging youtubers to one be once wasn't fine man and went fine these guys just not notice me they just they didn't notice me at all i'm Kuroko the hidden bridge hmm hopefully that means they're not attacking us right now Thank You flow nation Seahawk rule almost to the pig rink I know just seconds away you don't have any health out of here don't show your face here ever again there only one person on this team so even though I don't have blocks I could just let him walk off the mat by himself and then break his bed that's a wait his teammate just reconnected no no no no no no no no no no leave me alone leave me alone please please oh my god I won I mean I that was calculated planned ahead mm-hmm yep I knew that was gonna happen zero luck there mm-hmm could be nice flight actual armor boy whatever we got problem out of that and we have a decent amount of stuff now mm-hmm who's next there's a few teams left hmm red team's over here right in blue team are alive so they're gonna be looks like they've been rushing each other non-stop so none of them even had chances to get a none of them even have chances to get these diamonds it looks like red team's winning so I'm gonna try to get their bed while I breaking loose bed one of them just fell off the map so I'm assuming he knows I'm here but I have a plan check this out check this out check this out I'm gonna be honest that that was a lot smoother in my mind and I'm probably gonna get Curt out here but still I believe in America oh all right he is zero health I'm mad all right whatever you got the bed that's the important detail err the important detail all right welcome to sponsors Seahawk rule 12 Gaiman hmm and now it's just a green team and blue team I feel like blue team's still gonna be distracted so green team is this one we would want to kill and my teammate just did that so he's probably as that under control mm-hmm Englishman Nicholas what do you think of area that's it's an all right game I played it a long time ago and then I forgot about it I don't know I don't have any interesting story that's that's about it it was a few years ago mm-hmm thank you for liking boys and gamer just wanna show you were the best youtuber ever aw thank you my ego is got an even larger somehow here and that thank you for the donation and you know compliment also nice also nice all right I'll take Hills red team is still alive blue team still alive okay we're just gonna walk all the way across the map we're gonna go on a massive pilgrimage just to get to red team's base so we can firewall I'll get some final kills you know get some stats how far away am i from the leaderboards I haven't been oh man I fall into rank 42 I'm bad I used to be along the global leaderboards I'm not talking daily or weekly leaderboards no no the real leaderboards I was I mean to be fair I was like ninth place not the highest place on there but you know I was there technically but I fallen man I'm just ranked 42 now bad bad oh you wanna okay just avoided me entirely now my teammates over there is he gonna get three final kills he's got in - he's a pope we don't speak of this okay no one say a word no one at all not-not-not a word about what transpired here okay okay el counts is a word stop saying out no no I deserve this was yes I I too was close to there once upon a time oh I'm so bad I'm tilted man I'm tilted I've just I've just spontaneously become bad okay this is it it's all downhill from here Thank You flash and Nicholas tell me a story no no I'm not gonna do that all right well there's the red guy my teammates here so I'm gonna take a lot of fall damage then oh he does not need my help ah block glitch Opie who's in here yeah good enough I can't hear you I think your mic is muted I I don't think it is I don't think it is at all I think that's a scam how do I get iron I hadn't that's how good I am at bed worse I got an iron without even moving didn't go to the generator I'm just a legend aquitine might be good yeah that makes sense they have a they have try hard names look when you play as much Minecraft as I have you can smell the try-hards man you can just you can look at their names and go mmm yep that person plays video games a lot yellow team is right next aqua team alright so we have to go for them first oh it's diagonal and green team's going for us and their stream sniping and their try Arden and they announced it in the chat all right aqua team we can deal with you later hopefully they don't also go for us because getting sandwiched between two teams is uh is a painful experience I'm just gonna keep going what are you gonna do about it I have so many blocks just getting them out mmm a go for me go for me go for me come ah I'm over here I'm over here you get okay they're not falling for it I'm just gonna jump off there's nothing I can do from there I got the bed though I got the bed Aqua team is good at the game mm-hmm but they're not going for us just yet so that's always good Green Team does hate us are you guys spamming L I got the bed leave me alone oh boy aqua team knows who we are alright where's my uh teammate I'm not I'm not sure you should be doing that I don't I don't think that's a good idea teammate just gonna stop wasting time and just rush that guy where is the other one is he I don't know where he is and it's really stressing me out okay it's stressing me out where is he I have to go help my teammate he's a he aggravated aqua team and Aqua team's actually good see it won't ever year whenever there's good players on both sides of you you want to go for well if it can be avoided you want to take them on one at a time you know because well obviously fight in two teams at the same time isn't optimal and I mean when they're just you know random players oh there he is never mind well they're just random players you can do it cuz who cares it's just might as well go for it but when it's like two good players we're not two good players bleating are two good teams what am I talking about he's got this never mind you know tactics is one thing but on the other hand you could just win don't really need tactics if we just win what did he what is he doing a-alright see I'm paranoid of the green dude wait why is there water over there all right water cost gold never mind that makes sense how it's gonna say how did he get emeralds Oh mm-hmm sorry if I'm missin donations right now I'm paranoid that no Green Team scream sniping and they've like they've gone into hidin man which means they can strike at any time all right and they're gonna strike okay they don't hide for no reason thank election gets Nicki breezily Bridge for us okay sure why not it's not gonna be good but you know I can't rush right imagine my bed got broken because I was Fela breezily bridging yeah there we go close enough three blocks amazing pure skill I'm going over here now mm-hmm I think you like a Nikolas everyone who says techno blades mic is muted needs to stop it's really annoying a men retweet thank you where is this dude he's above and sneak attacks me I'm just gonna get the L what what is this oh it's gonna be really awkward if I miss this Hey what is he planning what's going on here what do you around the corner aha why are you placing doesn't do anything I'm having a lot of fun are you guys enjoying this PvP does he have sheers I can't all right I got this check us out of the schedule I'm literally the greatest player of all time subscribe now okay I can't actually get him from there well that actually works all right that guy's wasting my time he knows I'm streaming but still hacks even my chats calling hacks all right pure skill zero luck involved all right think of nice and Cal reacts can I please play one game guys no I'm sorry it's it's doubles parties full I have an idea is he actually gonna attack where did did he go to the water is he actually oh my God why are you like this he's trying to drown not allowed how's he healing faster anyhow we got the final Gil got him alright it's just pink team left we have two arrows I mean I have a bow I might as well keep it mm-hmm yeah that's uh that's a good enough setup mm-hmm welcome to sponsor hail plays MC English and a four key you look like a burnt chicken nugget hashtag roasted oof oh my ego no it's been completely evaporated by this super chat thank the National Ignition call me Zack are you my dad no no and that goes for everyone else in the chat if you're just wondering whether I'm your father no I'm not leave me alone okay not your father Thank You Asian lollipop a little word all right well there's this guy first killed his teammate this guy is Dimond armor so but we have iron armor don't have any like enchantments at all but you know we're not you stopped to get more hits okay just get more hits see this is the luxury of uh this is the luxury of having a bed is that you can go into disadvantage really disadvantaged and no one cares I messed that up at least we got some damage out of it and oh whoa how many pearls does he have two is the answer that question he had two pearls all right oh we got him I think of Asian fusion craft sub detect no blade eggy people should do that mm-hmm I'm actually surprised we haven't gotten like completely erect yet we've actually Oh have we lost I mean I know I've done like plenty of fails but I think we've won every game which is surprising because everyone the second the game starts you got three people in the shout tag on [Music] [Applause] all right so far so good there's some guys saying big fan but hey maybe he he could be talking about a metal fan you know it's possible it's possible sup techno remember me yo techno alright nevermind we're gonna die yeah alright we're just gonna continue our strategy of winnin that seems to be a good counter to stream snipe and it's just a win anyways I don't want I'm not I don't want to get arrogant though you know it's actually surprising we've won this many games All Things Considered but I believe in the dream you know I believe in the dream I ran out of blocks oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa I knew we're gonna get stream sniper I didn't think they'd be that fast I hate my life alright we're off to a good start this is this is a good start they just completely ignored the team next to us and ran straight across the map TNT okay okay okay all right well the good news is all of the stream snipers still have their beds so I have a good feeling about this game I have a really good feeling actually know that one yellow team wants their bread there's always that there's always that I feel like blue team's actually good at video games so maybe they can kill green I mean it doesn't really make much of a difference because whichever team please don't please please what did I do to you know okay we're dead alright whatever we have prot one leather armor we literally can't die I mean I we can probably 2b1 the sky it's if he waits here for like another player to come then that's when it stops working so much thank you Malaysian Nicolas my minecraft user name is mr. spicy 14 that is that is information thank you a legend fusion craft do you like my money yes no I do like your money thank you for the ocean Chiara would be your dream vacation I have I have no idea I don't I don't put much thought into that mm-hmm and I still like your money fusion craft thank you alright they're both here now hey if any stream snipers are listening both aqua guys are at our base right now so their base is completely opened if they kill us then someone else is oh I'm so glad there's both of them alright okay my plan was I was gonna pit the stream snipers against each other by saying hey are you guys gonna let these guys stream Stipe you should stream snipe the stream snipers so then you can be the stream sniper but now we just lost Oh didn't work I was I was gonna try to pull the Ethiopia strategy where when you're outmatched you just pit your enemies against each other and then you don't get imperialize it didn't work but you know it's a good it's a good tactic i I've studied up on Emperor Menelik ii i mean how could you win bed words if you don't have a good grasp on history that's what i want to know you just can't you can't think of nation taylor simmons what is your biggest weakness i don't know i don't really click fast and i I wouldn't say that not being able to fancy bridge as a weakness because ninja version is pretty much all you need to do I'm gonna be honest I mean you can learn to like breezily or whatever but it's only gonna be slightly faster Charlie click speed done again click speed is pretty unnecessary as well unless you meant like not minecraft here actually me an actual weakness in which case it's definitely my attention span I have none at all ADHD powers activate place TNT there ok I should not be winning this fight not though I did not deserve the only reason I won that fight was cuz I placed TNT and they both like spontaneously forgot how to left-click and they were like there's TNT what do I do when he just walks over here lately and racks on Nikolas what do I have to do to become one of your friends that you play with all the time uh I don't I don't really know there's not like a step by step requirement it kind of just happens naturally and by naturally I mean it never happens what's still I'm recording say hi to youtube why are you why are you recording my stream in its kind of weird anyhow think that infusing crafts mm-hmm they they should Drax on it seemed kind of weird to like record other people's streams especially like me because my streams are available you know you can just watch them afterwards so why would you upload that it's actually one of the weird things I see about twitch is that like there's like a bunch of channels where the entire all of the content is just like repost and highlight clips from twitch streamers I'm like how is that legal what but all that all the twitch streamers are cool with it because they they watch those videos on stream so maybe they have a system I don't know maybe it's like free exposure or something I don't have any health but I can get lucky and now we're gonna die because this teammates about to respawn all part of the master plan please don't walk slightly forward huh who's behind me Oh a the strats I'm just gonna jump off I don't know where our bed is right now that's the problem with stream and I'm like I'm diverting my attention between like 12 different things so my when I get completely lost in gay I just jump off jump into the void ban it resets me you know I know where I am now animal lust again things Asian tiara stream sniper suck agree play can't really avoid them I mean I can try my best I even have a mod that disguises my name they still find me man that's the problem is you know 2700 people watching the stream you can only do so much that guy said you got broken right before he fought me that is unfortunate whoa those guys do not like us and they know to speed bridge and they have rhymin names that might be a coincidence though okay I'm gonna charge this guy he's block so you could ignore me but he's not ignoring me and my teammates there so I'm just gonna go in I don't have any stuff so if I die here I really don't care I actually would prefer to die cuz I can't leave alright well I guess this is my fate now I think there's an eclipse party meet now it was in purple minion 2002 take my money sure thing sure thing notice me you won't notice this that's where you're wrong slayer game and that's where you're wrong right mm-hmm look like white team's bet has been killed by purple purple team actually seems pretty senti and they feel at least too bad so far they might have huh actually competent players the rarest kind of player in bed worse this guy's a bit of a high ground on me I don't like it and he gave it away for free all right interesting violation NZ hunt and fish adventures please don't fight me white team I'm helping you man I'm helping you okay here white team team up or down whatever helps do it myself focus one guy and I'm out mm-hmm I saw a chance to get a bunch of final kills and I went for it man it didn't work but you know it was just too good of an opportunity well this game actually looks really easy whoa usually when I joined the game after winning it's like there's like 12 guys named techno blade but I recognize anyone here maybe Calvin but hey you know only getting streams type I like one or two teams is really lucky okay I am from New Zealand fear me I have high ping oh no that's devastated that actually there was actually a timer right internet was like dying and I had like 1,000 ping in bed worst I don't know it was 1,000 that was like really bad and I still was doing pretty much the same because I took knock-back like half an hour later so no one well they could knock me off bridges it's just that I could like knock all four of them off and then like 12 years later be like the 5000 ping legends it's unstoppable thank Legend Lake how much is the carry in like units of measurement are you are you gonna pay me to win bet wars games for you I feel you'd get better rates from like literally anyone alright people are already bridging to us when I'm used to it I think - Nicholas why don't you play overwatch because doesn't really have the viewer base that I look for in a game and also I don't really like it see I thought I'd like overwatch cuz I heard that it was a ripoff of Team Fortress 2 and I love Team Fortress 2 I'm like even if they ripped it off I don't care man it's Team Fortress 2 but it has views but then it wasn't though I mean it kind of was they had a lot of tf2 elements but I didn't feel the same I don't know how to describe it hits just aren't satisfying oh no I tried to place blocks but instead I opened my inventory which I have to say was not a winning move opening your inventory in a move it doesn't win fights but you know now we know that we can incorporate that into our future strategies alright it's a learning experience to do I'll donate two more dollars if you don't copyright me for my stream what why aren't why are you uploading my stream dude don't don't do that what are you doing he's just contemplating life man the philosophical questions why are there particles everywhere I can't see anything hmm blue team didn't get instantly destroyed by forced are they actually good no seems like a coincidence actually let's go for these guys this is the donater party the only ones besides us well I mean they could be mixed of course but whatever whatever man hmm hey relation JC csgo who believe it or not wants me to play csgo and probably not this is awkward oh my me hmm I feel like these guys are too smart for me to just like you know walk past them or or not go up TT that did not work I died too fast I need a bulkier armor if I survived a few more hits I was hoping that the TNT would knock them away and I could break the bed because I was against a wall didn't work I def I just died but still you know I saw an opportunity cuz like I was distracted okay they're actually like not idiots is the problem white and green cross team I'm not cross team I just saw an opportunity you know we're cross team and man band confirmed what you just left back okay I did all of that work to break their red fail then this guy just walks in breaks their bed doesn't care at all I still have leather armor so no prod either so these guys I probably can't kill them but if I can focus one of them if they're not paying attention I might be able to focus one of them if they know I'm here than probably not but I can dream or I could wait for white team to go in for me and then follow him because I'm cross teaming we built towards you first I don't that's not really a reputation the Oreo King but you know whatever yes yes you guys go and do all the work and then I'll janitor or just fall off that's fine the Oreo King yes go go go go go go go go go and the powers of cross teaming now it's not cross team it's just letting your enemies fight each other pro strats well obviously it's not crossing I screamed the whole thing now I'm actually I'm actually texting those guys on white team right now you guys can't OH texts on them right now they're my real life friends hi in the scenes true facts thank you I should Nicolas play bridge bridges neck you mean the mind flight I'm assuming you mean the hypixel game hang confusing there South to minecraft games the bridge and the bridge that really works this guy's gotten away though you can't run straight to our bed though so it's not that much of a concern we're gonna eat some fall damage there yeah that slowed them down and out here it's just great team left I don't know where they are gray team is probably there alright that's very far away I'm jumping off mm-hmm thinking I shouldn't Lake Sal pal please my I'm not I'm not party and her friend and our guild and lighting right now guild is full I don't do friendship party is full I mean it's a it's a two-player it's a two-player game so you know yeah hey listen Emma na Chiara you literally as a playlist with previous streams yeah it's the link is in the description you know you want if you want to see ever seen my previous streams just as the link in the description it's also on my user page which was broken when I started streaming cuz YouTube's having some bugs right now but you know they probably fixed it I have a sick win streak of two I'm pretty sure that so new world record right there to win streak incredible I'm gonna hand the string here guys see you guys next time well I think we should each shot ko and always remember kids respect women and also be sure to 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Channel: Technoblade

Views: 2,576,003

Keywords: hypixel, hypixel network, mc.hypixel.net, minecraft, bedwars, hypixel bedwars, technoblade, technothepig, minecraft bedwars, livestream

Id: X5CZxkYrrK8

Length: 83min 24sec (5004 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 02 2018