r/Rareinsults · the good old days

that neon sign is so close to joe he looks like a hot dog at 7-eleven he does looking kind of tasty how's it going everyone welcome back to easy peasy i'm zach and today we're taking a look at our slash rare insults still better than spider-man 3 i'm gonna put some dirt in your eye if you don't take that back this is the guy who never grew out of being the fastest kid in second grade oh yeah this guy the uh quote alpha why does italy assistant coach alberico alberico ivani look more like a guess who character than any guess who character in history their relationship is more fake than my will to live damn this guy would choke a book because he couldn't read it damn you are the perfect product for the chinese government he looks like every member of the red hot chili peppers combined you know what yeah when i'm playing video games i tell my wife i'm dedicating my victory to her and she hates it because he never wins and he's now been playing kolka smurf adventure since 1982 like cancer for your phone one out of five stars riddled with ads requires location services collects data from all other apps on your device my phone started burning 30 seconds of running the app god knows how many services it's running in the background hope the creators all get hernias and take a skit on sandpaper the circuses are going out of business because nowadays people just have to log into twitter to see clowns damn when you work nights and hang out with the day shift crew he looks like he gets third degree burns drinking sun kissed i would cheat on my two girlfriends i think this guy has not just a screw loose a whole panel is gone he seems like a liberal arts professor who teaches about the behaviors of cats honestly jeff goldblum probably does this guy looks like a nerd who collects spiders and makes them bite him so that he can become spiderman i mean he's taken the risk i wouldn't one day it might just work you know he's the type of guy that would sue his mom because she kicked him out of the house damn dude wait we don't bully those people from twitter anymore did we sign a peace treaty or something i think they just stopped being a worthy target the worst thing you can do to a twitter user is let them use twitter julio shelved this book as a no 0 out of 5 stars there is more stupid in the first 10 pages of this book than i can imagine filling the entirety of human literature across the span of the multiverse including every possible version of the aragon series it was so painful to read i kept stopping to ask people if it was a satire 10 pages i couldn't take more than 10 pages want to know how many more there were to read before the end 892 and it's part one of a trilogy you have absolutely no right to talk about vin diesel like that when you look like the sloth from ice age if he were malnourished and three feet taller yeah you know you didn't have to do that to my boy drew the acting in this show makes simply piano ads win oscars i've never been more sure that someone is using an empty mountain dew as a spit bottle being drunk makes you show your true self reading your comment makes me wish for a nuclear winter his jawline is literally playing dance dance revolution what the does that even mean next person to ping me gets 206 additional bones i'm trying to study bro she's such a stereotypical villain of 2000's fashion themed rom-com your boobs look like if i put two eggs in a pan then tilted the pan vertically i will not send again if you have not registered on my link until it's finished like this but two country girls make do i haven't thought about that goddamn corn for years i'm going to rearrange your neurons for this crime dream mask official music video my man taking normal pills like yeah yo ass looking like you straight out of a crappy 1999 kids movie that aired on some bum ass network called something like kids tv jake paul spreading his gene should be considered biological warfare against all of humanity you might not be wrong bro nobody cares about free bread this much obviously the point is that free things almost always leave you paying more at the end of the day tuition and healthcare immediately come to mind if you think the economic models that dictate tuition and healthcare are even remotely comparable to free bread at olive garden you have termites inside your skull i'm gonna remember that one i just seen someone refer to mansplaining as correctile dysfunction i'm still laughing what roblox hat do you dislike with a burning passion this one because it looks like my english teacher damn jesus you could shave just your shoulders twice a year and make two pays for the poor this is definitely american gun culture you're talking about gun culture in general range is respect american gun culture is being emotionally stunted and choosing to seek out minor disputes in order to brandish a weapon in an extremely irresponsible fashion healthy gun culture isn't uniquely american you sound like someone who smells his own farts and rates them like wines probably does xd i could be around i guess sure especially since blank won't even deign to give me a response it's because you use words like dane that he doesn't understand because his vocabulary is as robust as a three color package of crayons from a restaurant lo how does charlie get these collabs he looks like a homeless man going to see his family for christmas where's the lie guys some lady at mcdonald's bought food for us it's always good to help the homeless listen to me demon you're probably the type of person to eat all of your meals in the original plastic when you can tell the difference between a small and a large spoon maybe we can talk go back and eat some cheddar and oreos that run animation looks like it was designed by a fish who had only heard of fables of humans walking my boyfriend proposed wrong he is in the air force and he proposed to me in front of an airplane i was so embarrassed because that's pathetic i asked him nicely if he can propose to me somewhere normal like on the beach he said he was extremely sorry and he will propose to be better next week i assume she means to me better next week i am so embarrassed anyone else have any embarrassing proposal stories to make me feel better update he proposed to me today he took me out to a fancy seafood restaurant and then we went on a walk down the beach and then he popped the question we are going to have our wedding very soon so i can get the benefits i love him so much well isn't she just a tall drink of dumpster juice in mid-july yeah yikes um he made a mistake i think she's the type of person to look over a glass wall to see what's on the other side the only way that you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait i look like howl from howl's moving castle hal's moving hairline you could be in a room with albert einstein and stephen hawking and single-handedly lower the average iq of the room to nine conor mcgregor has a big mouth and loves to trash talk the only trash in the ring last night however was the levels of calcium he had in his leg bones hashtag watch that first step it's a doozy milk does a body good what the why the hell is her face 380p when her eyes are in 1080p you know what you are right little grandma died little brain damage that's taken by six nine r slash rare insults can i be on the screenshot wish granted new zombie frogs that was discovered in the amazon rainforest just days ago he looks like he'd make really gross comments to a waitress but tipped super well incredible with a 60 meter maximum death the awesome deep dive dubai now boasts the world's deepest pool for diving it holds 14 million liters of water which equals the amount of tears to be shed by england fans after tonight's game damn jimmy kimmel is like a kid whose make-a-wish was to be a tv show host damn got him r slash soccer asterisk football oh i didn't know england and italy had football teams who's their quarterback i'm about to drive you into the ground like a tent peg honestly viruses they're not even alive they're just strands of punk ass dna that go around us normal and god fearing life forms you don't even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting rna clump some fine dining right here i feel like this is a culinary version of a side note the second girl is the reason why thanos wanted to wipe the universe that second girl is the reason aliens roll up their windows when they fly past earth the second girl lives off of hot cheetos and starbucks and definitely hooked up with her ex's brother and had his kids and named them jaden and zaiden her only fans is 13 a month and her only source of income other than the child support she's getting from the dude that ain't even her baby's daddy if you play clash royale your very existence is meaningless like the absorbing meatball that you are damn wilson's you didn't have to you didn't have to go that deep we should not walk on land we evolved in the ocean and we should die in the ocean oh shut the up try taking your own advice you can go shove an over salted stick of butter down your throat boys and girls that act gay as a joke this guy i for really used to fantasize about sucking my crush's dick till sixth grade when i realized girls don't got penises the sex education really failed harder than the cats movie i'm saying your penis is a picture meter in size which means it's only good for threading it through needles i'ma knit a scarf with my dick and use it to erotically choke your mom and well with that ladies and gentlemen that brings us to the end of our slash rare insults thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to hit that subscribe button in the bell so you get notified every time easy peasy uploads and if you want to see more from me my personal channel zackx fuller is linked in the description below thanks again for watching and until next time i'll 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Length: 9min 24sec (564 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 02 2021