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hello I am - Lully welcome back today's reading comes from our /one job this was also a sub recommendation so if there's anything you would like to see please let me know in the comments below it's getting harder to read the comments now that there's thousands of them I mean but I'm trying to look at him the best I can so bear with me I've also found out that it's official I am a Boomer because I saw comedy cemetary and I laughed at everything I literally looked at it and I thought comedy cemetery was a place where funny memes went to die but apparently I was dead wrong and it's where not funny things ever and were never funny ever ever funny ended up on that subreddit and somehow if you laugh at them you're a boomer so I found them absolutely hilarious and it's official it's official everyone I am a Boomer hope that being said let's get started okay we got some sliced carrots and it's a can of peas a giant freaking can of peas ah yes you had one job and you failed here freaking failed happy birthday balloon candles Debbie bow dude we took this a day or tak happy happy birthday like this oh it makes sense I'm I am I just saw that yeah okay so the H and the D are flop so it would be happy birthday but that okay alright Kiwis are only 69 cents each but those are bananas oh this is gonna be good 54 53 55 so true though you had one job ah they forgot that kid made clearly forgot it just put the wrong numbers okay I can't read them let's see it is strictly forbidden to pay attention to safety wait what what it is strictly forbidden to pay attention to safety I guess I guess they just they they live life on the edge you know wizard er come on you know I never understood why it was called a w and it's more like a double V right am i right and is anyone else with me on this just no okay sorry was 249 99 now on sale for two hundred and twenty nine ninety nine yeah yeah dingleberry but I see the 219 behind the sticker hahaha you can't fool me Wow they didn't even try huh I thought that was a good idea yeah this is gonna work fortune not found aboard retry ignore what I just said end up on a fortune cookie was I think I was like the end of like the file they used for all the fortune is like a giant excel file CSV of just four chickens and at the bottom that was like that was like a catch type that was like an air catch McDonald's ice what I didn't know McDonald's sold bags of ice I've seen ice bags but not McDonald's ice bags and certainly not McDonald's ice bags filled with popcorn so this none of this makes sense and I doubt that's four pounds of popcorn right Toy Story for Hobbes and Shaw and then a rod oh you put Dora in backwards Freeman fence but but you you nailed you nailed the sign into the wood when the word there were four holes on each corner that you could have used but she put nails to the side would you do that don't open before the train stops okay there's a couple things let's see yeah don't yeah why would you open the door the train was moving don't do that to RTI's that's all hamburger bun oh man and that's not even like a small mess up that's just like that's just someone just did not pay attention to their job it's like you were supposed to face all the products down this aisle and make them relevant to you know the the the marketing banners that we have everywhere but you put the hamburger buns with the tortillas oh this this feels like when I play Minecraft I tend to screw it up somehow I just I don't make things look very good my friend made fun of me the other day because I built an entire house out of dirt and I was like proud of it really like kidding me what would you do that and then I got pissed because a creeper blew it up oh look a frozen turkey from Target I'm expecting a really good deal how much is it oh look it's only a hundred and twenty three thousand dollars unit price nine oh my goodness almost ten thousand dollars one penny off from ten thousand dollars a pound that is uh that's what that turkey must be made out of diamonds Platinum and Gold my goodness holy crap disposable kids pink lemonade okay I'll ignore that there's an orange one in the pink lemonade but you spelled lawmen aid what is a lemonade pink lemonade it's foreign it's uh it's exotic it's it's high high-class you know you gotta get it because uh well it's it's so exotic ly fancy yellow cab company but it's a white car no that's not yellow sorry it's just not our hours Monday 9:00 a.m. to close okay Tuesday through Wednesday 9:00 a.m. to close wait what Thursday through Saturday not I am too close and Sunday 9:00 a.m. to close what the heck Monday through Sunday 9:00 a.m. to close my goodness Italian bread unsliced but it's sliced these people keep their jobs spider-man nope definitely not spider-man not even the right colors well maybe the maybe the blue and then you could just does the ribbon either that's Batman it's not spider-man no bad cop bad really yeah really you screwed the top in but you didn't you didn't put the one through the middle so you just pushed it off to the side I guess it's still somewhat functional but I mean come on there's even a hole there for you to screw it into come on oh yeah when you're done building the house and you're like ah crap I forgot to plug this in just drill a hole through the wall you put it through the garage into the freaking socket that's too funny oh my gosh oh I guess this is this actually is kind of a normal site I feel like I've seen trash cans in public overflow a lot and it's usually like on a weekend where the cleaning crew doesn't empty the trash cans and they need to see this but it's funny because they've just gone from throwing it overflowing it on the top to just using the arm rests on the seating area for trash Oh today's the 27th Thanksgivings coming and it's gonna be 28 30 and then back we're gonna go back in time to the 29 I guess Black Friday is now on Saturday what's up with Black Friday recently I feel like the deals over the last few years have just like been terrible is there anything to look forward to on Black Friday I can't think of anything I think the only thing I got excited about was a few years ago maybe amiibo's like released a Gamestop or Best Buy or something but that's it there's like nothing I can't think of anything else that's a good deal okay put the wreath there okay so toy stairs what's a toy step you know what the bathrooms are yeah look up there but I come that doesn't guide me now you blocked it what why couldn't you just put it up a little higher you know above the sign okay I don't get it what were you thinking avocados nope okay people like mislabelling bananas for some reason oh really come on you can but just that actually kind of like that hurts me looking at that I don't know why that's just like it it's it's kind of it's just infuriating to see that like it's throwing me off like really couldn't just Center it you can put it down that beam in the middle yes put it up to the left why why oh okay what if two things happen either this person it's extremely lazy kind of fight at work or something right I'm done I quit or two they ran out of paint well how do you not finish the head almost an hour okay all time to go home I'm done didn't want to pay you to go back and finish it I guess I like how it's not even connected either at the far end I mean yeah it stops there but I like even at the tip it doesn't even connect it's just like it's random line that doesn't work oh oh that oh yep that'll make you feel uncomfortable it's you couldn't Center it huh I get that mm just I don't like it I don't like the way that makes me feel looking at that peak up only what I got okay I mean I'm trying to I'm trying to ok IQ and see make kind of kind of would get quiet you can I don't know that's no that's wrong let's just that's wrong it's nice for pickup dang it oh yo I made us Bangert bang her a pizza it's a basketball dunking game it's pretty cool yeah what's it called title when you're so tired after coding all night you're just like you know what I'm done I'm done I'm just I'm gonna release this I don't care its title I'm just gonna name my video title bruh city of Dallas put an ex miss Weiner in these streets oh that's too perfect we're gonna put these ornaments right here and all bump didn't think that out yes they're gonna sit here for an entire month and a half are / flattered but your icon is a sphere didn't think that one through did you when your icon completely goes against everything your subreddit stands for what is this it's either it's either best friends holding each other as they cross the street or some guy like say no wait don't need he's like holding a bat don't cross what kind of what kind of what kind of like light signal icon is that I've never even seen that before oh okay I guess this is for people that don't like having hot water is too cold waters okay why even half well I have to why not just have one like right in the center and just that you can push up or pull up in it but whatever yeah nope don't doesn't make sense oh go get a cold soda just refresh that for a hard day at mishap it's that's what you just take like a butter knife or a pen or something you need you got break it open I remember the happy one time in school and I tried opening it with my thumb and then I pressed my thumb and and I ended up cutting it open so don't do that don't try to open cans like that just throw them away go get a new one it's not worth it seedless watermelon but there's seeds everywhere and why is there a sticker on the watermelon hey come on wrap it in plastic or something or cellophane or do you something just put the sticker on the actual like meat of the watermelon come on and then it's even in and then it's an incorrect sticker even you know I mean come on what's going on here sorry that's not correct sorry your answer is not correct the correct answer is fifteen point eight to six your answer is fifteen point eight three okay technically it's not right but enter your response as a real number rounded to two decimal places you taught me to round it okay you didn't tell me this was a float okay yeah we all know what that mug is saying and yet you still screw it up when you look at it you're like oh I want this and you take it out of the box and you get on me like off French flag pillow 15.99 Dutch flag pillow 999 they're the same thing and being that it's a square you can just rotate it you have the same one oh man that's really appealing to emotion on those pricings how many people saw that actually saw those as like options and I knew the difference and still went for the one that they wanted based on their like emotional appeal to wanting a specific country the power of branding yes this was the worst design of all time oh my goodness remember when you had to plug in your Apple Mouse and it's like why why why do I gotta flip it over and make it look like a Rollie pollie that I'm shoving a freaking straw into this is like who designed this oh hey look it's a giant display billboard looks like it's what 3d ID on them whatever it's um okay so sausage and on the other side yep didn't think that was I cut this is too funny okay um yeah you're not you're not getting on the team when you have a hostage situation and you do everything in your power to train to shoot a hostage instead of the perpetrator oh this is terrible okay we have a green one a white one a gray one a light blue and a purple wait that's not purple oh hey you get a special Rolly thing you can put on a bunch of cards um I'm pretty sure that you don't have that much actual space of storage you just literally have the same amount of space as one and you just took a stack of them that's not how it works guy and that's it for today thank you for hanging out tuning in and being you I really appreciate it you all are super amazing the growth has been unreal my goodness for over seven thousand subs it's insane like just wow thank you like holy moly thank you so much I don't know what to say anymore just thank you it's just this is amazing if you do want to join the discord server that we started the link is in the description along with other social media platforms if you'd like to follow me there and with that being said we'll see you next time you [Music]

Channel: tlo_oly

Views: 81,287

Rating: 4.956059 out of 5

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Id: 8bkHOtRLceA

Length: 15min 22sec (922 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 24 2019