r/Nuclearrevenge My Dog ATE A R*PIST ALIVE!

welcome to our slash nuclear revenge where a rapist gets eaten alive by dogs this was many years ago and I was never charged the case was closed as a home invasion that was stopped with reasonable force my dogs were not harmed or removed from me my neighbor let's call her Anne was a nice lady a single mom with one little boy when she moved she had some rat issues caused by the previous owners hoarding and since I'm not bothered by rats and had a Ryder dog as well as my big boys and girls I was able to help out of it she and my wife became great friends and her boy loved my Mastiffs and the Great Dane I owned back then often when Anne was working her lad would come and stay with me and my wife and the dogs after school and on weekends about a year after hand moved in she told us she was sure she was being followed by a man who had approached her in a bar on one of her twice nearly nights out with her sister she barely went out socializing it was sheer bad luck she met this man at all and asked us to keep an eye out for his type and color car and if we could get his license-plate number so she could give it to the police we of course promised to help and carried on about that day late that night my dane woke me up whining and led me to the side door this opened onto a shared driveway with my neighbor I opened it thinking he needed to go to the toilet in the garden but as soon as I opened it I saw a man inside Anne's kitchen and then heard her scream I dashed over the driveway and pushed open the kitchen door he had forced it probably what woke my dogs and shouted at him to stop he went for me realized pretty quickly I knew how to fight and that he was losing in the struggle he managed to get free and took off down the road we called the police and reported it and gave statements when the police arrived and in her boy stayed with us for the rest of the night the next day she wants to stay with relative using another friend's card just in case he was hanging around I scouted ahead a bit to make sure she could get away safely that night I woke up to the sound of a man screaming in my house I could have gone straight downstairs to see what was going on but I waited till it stopped before investigating since it sounded exactly like the man from the night before and I figured he needed some quality time with some real predators he wasn't moving when I went into the living room but the dogs were really happy with themselves with the police and I worked out it happened was he quietly broken to my kitchen through this side door my Mastiffs and the dane waited till he was deep in the house before they struck he was rag-dolled by the neck from behind by my dane and while this was happening the Mastiffs tore his legs to shreds the little rat or my wife owned got stuck in - from the blood all over him at the end of it he had suffered multiple fatal wounds to his thighs neck and face the rapist / intruder had a backpack on with knives duct tape gags and a small hand axe DNA and had scratched him and Mayon and statements confirmed he was the same man who tried to force himself on my neighbor he had no idea I had large dogs it seems or he was really effing stupid who cares those dogs have all died of old age now but I bred from the Mastiffs and still had their pups and grand pups the Dane made it to 12 which is ancient for one of them and got a mastiff from me shortly after this event and she still owns large dogs - I recommend a large dog as a companion and as something that will eff up any intruder for you as Bilborough says it's like owning a gun you can pet you said it's a Great Dane that is the darkest and bloodiest episode of scooby-doo I've ever seen our next reddit post is from the foot 58 about 20 years ago I was a sales engineering support sales rep at douchebag tech company DTC a new sales manager joins a team he was a former coworker from a prior job a petty little man prior we were peers now he was a manager over the sales reps I supported I had a separate chain of command he was not my manager but felt he should be he is resentful of the power that sales engineers in this new company had in an attempt to show me up he closed a very large deal with a banking company and did so without any involvement from the sales engineers just one sales rep he gloats about it publicly talks about how we don't even need sales engineers the whole nine yards later the manager calls me in a panic and we talk with the customer the sales rep and the rep sales manager totally effed things up and sold the customer an incompatible set of solutions I say that the customer could exchange one bit of stuff for another bit of stuff everything would work and they're roughly the same price so nobody would lose any money but the sales manager doesn't want to do it because admitting he effed up wouldn't make him look bad and he complains at me for bringing up the price because that's supposed to be the reps job he calls my boss and complains all over me my boss took his side and complains all over me too so I'm like f you I quit I send a very lengthy detailed letter to HR explaining how the sales rep effed up lying to the customer and how the sales manager and my boss tried to make me the scapegoat instead of trying to fix it which would have been easy and made everyone happy I move on get a new job do other things at some point I'm chatting with an old friend from douchebag tech company and he mentions they act up a huge deal that they spent a year on I am still bitter about that douchebag sales rep manager and my buthole boss so I post about it on a forum a bunch of investors use this stock crashed $13 the next day this will be important later I found out that the banking company is suing douchebag tech company for effing up the deal the deal that the douchebag sales rep manager effed up and tried to pin on me I reach out to banking company send them a copy of the letter I sent HR in which I detailed precisely how badly douchebag tech company eff them over I talked with one of their lawyers and he's very happy especially the part in my letter where I described how the sales rep lied to banking company douchebag tech company subpoenas me for a deposition I have to tell douchebag tech companies lawyers everything that I told banking companies lawyers lawyer stuff the day before the deposition douche bag tech company sues me directly remember douche bag tech company stock crashing they're suing me for bad-mouthing the company and attempting to short their stock which I wasn't however there's a twist because douchebag tech company is suing me directly I don't have to say anything to them at the deposition their preparation for the lawsuit goes completely out the window they know they're effed because they read the letter I sent HR but they don't know how effed because they don't know what else I know or what I've told banking companies lawyers additionally because they never depose me they can't catch me contradicting myself between what I say at the deposition and at trial they're dumbfounded no idea how they could have kept this up this badly turns out there were two legal teams one defending against banking companies lawsuit and another trying to scare people away from talking garbage about the company on the Internet by indiscriminately suing their critics they don't communicate with each other and the one team didn't mention to the other team that they would be suing a key witness in their case douchebag tech companies settles the lawsuit with banking company and they dropped the lawsuit against me and they fired the sales rep the sales rep manager and his manager to our next reddit post is from Farrell tax evader the year was 2014 or may be 2013 who gives a flip and I was a freshman in high school on a general basis it sucked I mean it was an American public high school with literally thousands of kids it's a given that it's gonna blow some major balls one thing in particular that made it extra sucky though was class specifically this one guy in gym class this dude's name was Jack a McGee the a of course being short for but as the name would imply he was a jerk-off at first it was the pretty standard high school guy in gym class level of obnoxious prick you know the type overly loud unreasonably aggressive during games bossy tossing the collective brain cell back and forth between his two equally ape-like buddies the usual I don't know when exactly it happened but he developed a sort of I for me after the first couple of weeks or so he started asking me bizarre questions that I now believe may have been some sort of innuendo sitting uncomfortably close to me resting his hand on my gym shoe general creepy behavior he once blocked a doorway with his body this dude was massive forcing me to literally squeeze my way through and crawl over him he then tried to grab me and pinned me to him once I was almost through but I'm very good at dodging physical contact whenever possible and dipped on him before his giant gorilla arm could catch me I still shudder thinking about it I can't emphasize enough how terrible this dude smelled but the true breaking point came during the peak cruelty of this school mandated sadism gym swim before anyone asks let it be known that yes I did try to tell someone about this I told my gym teacher first semester really early on that Jack was making me incredibly uncomfortable the gym teacher waited off saying he was just playing around and that it's probably because he likes you his suggestion was basically to just put up with it and wait it out because he was sure jack will lose interest soon anyways spoiler alert he didn't second semester rolls around and the four-week period of gym swim descends upon us like the bloated carcass of a catapulted whale crushing us beneath its wet foul-smelling body 40 some-odd adolescents forced into a cold overly chlorinated pool for 50 plus minutes adorned in swimsuits determined to crawl up into our holes like ant-man himself it was torture basically as I mentioned in a previous post I'm autistic so the echoing sounds reflected fluorescent lights pungent odors slimy floors and assorted BS made the situation even worse for me I wasn't officially diagnosed yet so my complaints were written off as me being whiny and I was told to shut up and deal with it so I did I think I had more meltdowns in that four week span than I've had in the past two years combined but whatever on top of the sensory overload there was Jack I think something about being allowed to go shirtless and stare at the nearly bare butts of girls for an entire period emboldened him because Jack promptly lost whatever semblance of restraint he'd had until then he made frequent attempts to grab me trying to hold me against his bare skin which was disgusting and I spent most of the class trying to evade him the swimsuit I was forced to wear fit a little awkwardly around my chest which he delighted in pointing out to his buddies staring unabashedly at my breasts he managed to sneak up behind me and snapped the strap of my swimsuit even trying to pull it down off my shoulder but I jerked away fast enough to prevent that I was furious at this point but I'm like 5 foot 2 maybe whereas he was easily over 6 foot 5 probably over 300 pounds and I'm not stupid while all this was happening my new gym teacher they switched every semester was busy trying to keep a couple of the other guys from drowning each other she was one adult forced to watch over 40 rowdy kids in a swimming pool she was a bit preoccupied the final straw came one Wednesday afternoon the event that finally pushed me off the edge of the rationality I'd been clinging to and sent me plummeting into full-on blood thirst there I was paddling around minding my own business when Jack and his two goons managed to corner me I'm immediately suspicious hackles raised as they asked me fairly banal questions about how the pool is today and the like sniggering the whole time I gave short Taurus answers trying to see if I could maybe slip past them I spot an opening and bolt for it but Jack was apparently expecting this as I swim through the narrow gap between him and one of his friends he stretches his arm out and actually manages to slip his hand under my suit to grab my breast I froze for a moment the delighted giggling of him and his friends echoing in my ears as if from a thousand miles away the next thing I knew I was out of the pool being held back by the gym teacher and Jack had a bloody nose he was shouting angrily at me calling me a crazy jerk as his nose gushed blood into the water there was mass confusion among the class I was told to change quickly and sit in the hallway apparently the gym teacher had heard me screech like a banshee followed by a number of shouts and had looked over to see me wrestle out of Jack's grip jump on his back and throw him off balance enough to smash his face into the edge of the pool wall I remember none of this but I did find a few chunks of greasy brown hair clinched in my face that I'd evidently ripped from his scalp when the teacher pulled me off I washed my hands thoroughly it was decided I'd go into school early tomorrow to have a little talk with the Dean they would have just sent me there straightaway but Jim was my last class of the day and the Dean had already left by then for whatever reason so it had to be postponed a little while it was pretty heavily implied that I was going to be suspended quite possibly even expelled for what had happened I was furious not only had Jack made my life torture but his BS was now going to be the cause of my expulsion I wasn't about to go down without a fight but I realized that I'd have to play this pretty smart if I wanted to weasel out of it the next morning I did two things I put on mascara and I made a superficial but rather painful incision on my right thigh high enough so as to be covered by my shorts normally I hate wearing makeup because I don't like the way it feels but I had worn mascara before and notice the interesting effect it had on my appearance specifically I have pretty long pretty dark eyelashes so adding mascara draws a lot attention to my eyes and makes them look huge like total Bambi eyes wide innocent naive harmless I sat down in front of the demon 6:40 a.m. I didn't need to fake the fear in my expression but I made sure to throw in something that could be interpreted as guilt - bowing my head and twisting my face in dismay needless to say the Dean was pretty pissed do you know why you're here young lady he said yes I said softly and you know that what you did is very serious yes I said again making my voice tremble care to explain yourself then I I began my voice shaking I just wanted him to stop stop what the Dean prompted his eye brows furrowed I just wanted him to stop touching me I blurted as I said this I reached my hand under the table where he couldn't see it and dug my finger into the cut on my leg causing me to lurch forward as if in a sob my other hand covering my face as my eyes watered from the pain touching you the Dean asked his brows now on a collision course for Mars I spent the next several minutes divulging all the stuff that had happened to me that year digging into my injury for some tears whenever necessary and by the end of it the Dean looked horrified he reaffirmed that no I shouldn't have attacked Jack like that but that they'd have to investigate the matter further I basically got off with a slap on the wrist and after multiple testimonies from other girls Jack got suspended for two weeks I wasn't satisfied they hadn't been able to expel him due to lack of hard evidence but I was out for blood he returned to school two weeks later and I was ready one of his friends had a little brother in my bio class a fairly chill dude named Owen who I had worked out a deal with see Jack had been very vocal about his displeasure with me to his friends which made its way to Owen who for the low low price of bailing him out in biology was more than willing to share that information with me I had a direct pipe anything Jack shared with his friends made its way directly to me via Owen and as it turns out this dude didn't keep a whole lot to himself there was a lot of stuff I was tempted to nail him for for instance I found out he was selling drugs mostly adderall and some occasional weed from his locker and had been cheating his way through most of his classes however I knew how suspicious it would look for me to report something like that so soon it probably just looked like I had a grudge which I did and was trying to get even which I was he slipped up really really bad about a week after his return and that was when I struck see he hadn't been subtle about his displeasure with my retaliation and spent most of gym class sending really ugly looks my way the gym teacher kept us as far away from each other as possible but he managed to track me down in a passing period one day and ranted me about how I had screwed him over and that I was a lying little jerk yada yada yada and that he'd make me regret it's funny still the words right out of my mouth I found out from Owen later that Jack had been bragging to his friends last night about the switchblade he'd stolen from one of those hunting stores downtown and promised he'd show it off to them later that day I seized the opportunity I took a few seconds in the bathroom mirror scratching at the scab on my leg until my eyes were teary enough to really sell the terrified victim look then bolted down to the dean's office stuttering and shaking crying out for help the front desk lady was understandably startled by the sight of a seemingly panicked freshman girl bolting into the office and called the Dean out right away his face grew serious when he saw me mr. Dean please help he's gonna kill me I cried now slow down he said what happened jack I said resisting the urge to grin maniacally at the hardness that appeared in the deans eyes he quartered me in the hall he called me a B word and said he was gonna make me regret telling on him he he's got a knife he what the dean bartz everything moved very quickly after that the security guards were told to search the kids locker while a couple other security officers were called down to get Jack out of his classroom and take him to the office I was told by the front desk lady who had heard the whole exchange to hide with her in the copier room so Jack wouldn't see me they found the stolen knife in his backpack and the drugs in his locker that combined with his previous charges was enough to get him not only expelled but arrested I never saw him again which is probably a good thing because I'm still mad and would probably try to kill him if given the opportunity did anyone else get kind of like 13 reasons why vibes from this story especially the school low you're getting bullied not my problem that was our slashed nuclear revenge and if you liked this video hit that subscribe button because I put out new reddit videos every single day

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