r/Notlikeothergirls | "I'M KINDA QUIRKY!!!"

hey Becky are you a directioner or a belieber um I only listen to 10 hours of soft loli breathing okay hum get on my level hello ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mkp finest and best rated readings south of the Equator and in today's video we're going to be doing our slash not like other girls where we're gonna see some of the quirkier specimens out there huh yeah so let's get into it there's two types of females in this world the ones that ordered grilled salmon and eat it with a knife and fork then there's the ones that dance when they eat wings choose your lady wisely fella look at me I'm like standing up while I eat that's the most incredible and quirky thing you've ever seen isn't it me on the weekend being sad and and and lonely by the look of it phone burger chips pizza computer camera and sleep and other girls on the weekend normal girls stuff like crowns and being royalty I'm friends with a new girl I knew at school and she posts crap like this about 30 times a day I'm not built for anybody soft I talk back I don't listen sarcasm is my first language and I also post really bad unintentionally deep fried memes on Facebook I'm not very popular single girls at the gym me at the gym what's that even say about this one like I like I'm trying to think of something witty but it just kind of sucks like without any comment I don't really need to add anything other girls Twilight Saga me commenting on an anime video shut the Frick up oh you're so unique wow this is the person with a Rick and I'm a female 14 and had all these as my age of smoking and drinking and having sex and I'm just here like bro when it's season 3 of stranger things come at Hell ok I'm pretty different I'm I'm pretty wacky I I just watch one of the most popular shows in existence right now I'm only 15 what wise 15 so big is an emoji I'm most definitely not like these other females and I mean that in the most humble astray possible head massage I'm not ran through for the team or passed around like a blunt I'm so solid what a therm what is Thurman so third person so you to cut through or pierce okay so you're a minecraft pickaxe okay I got it it's solid loyal I have goals morals boundaries and respects and I still have the curfew I do not care about what you heard it was you hear and listen what I wear does not determine who I am my name shouldn't be brought up in anyone's conversation because I do nothing but stay out of the way and mind my business what I do who I talk to where I am doesn't concern you also stop worrying about me I would most definitely be the lamest female in the world then to ever fit in with any of y'all okay I'm a loser in so by choice I swear I just don't want to fit in I'm a team I have a messy room I spend most of my time online I have private things on my phone I go to bed late and I spilled baked beans all over myself watching cars too and theaters and a black teenager shouted this nipa eaten beans and everyone laughed it was the worst day of my life or so let's talk about the original post here like I spent most of our time on life yeah dad that is a teen thing you're not very unique I have private things on my phone yeah everyone does look what's on my phone this is port right from my foot yeah I wouldn't show this to anyone oh wait okay we have a post saying girls who boast about how they don't dress Latty and they're that girl who goes to the party and just eat pizza are the lady equivalent of I'm a nice guy dudes you see I dress [ __ ] and eat pizza I also just find a corner and read books unless I am sufficiently intoxicated you go to parties and read books Oh what what's the point I'm attractive person but such a dweeb when my boyfriend started dating me he said I thought you were too cool for me but now the illusion is shattered not like other girl getting him in the mood some girls hey babe come here me okay posing other girls and me okay I okay I'm a little bit different I kind of stick my tongue out and stuff I'm a little bit wacky you might not be able to handle this okay but you can try your best I also wear sweaters so that's a little bit of wild of me how most girls wish their wedding B luck okay so - it's a rage comic na Nana na Nana walking elegantly hula priest how I want my wedding to be like oppa oppa Gangnam style Gangnam style in forward let priest doesn't know what to say the look in his face epic and they're just a couple years down the line LED divorce gamer girl hello playing card oMG I'm such a nerd hashtag game our hashtag call of duty hashtag Yolo tralala Lala who who in 2019 no hate guys but on it girl yes I play card long hashtag and we with a terrifying like Smeagol like picture here girl that plays video games hey ka me son of a birch come down no if I have to start over I will freakin it's just a game shut your heart now okay so so you're [ __ ] psycho okay I'm not like these other girls I'm not cutesy okay I'm Mike Hawaii I'm mentally deranged I'm a 14 year old girl I've just collected three Led Zeppelin CDs and head to the counter to make my purchase the cashier is a middle-aged man are these for your dad actually no they're for me ah the One Direction CDs are over there yeah this happened by the way yeah well I hate one direction I much prefer Led Zeppelin but girls your age is supposed to like one direction yeah well I don't I like Led Zeppelin hmm it's obvious that you have some sort of mental problem ha ha ha people say that the manager has now approached the counter to cashier you to my office now to me I'm so sorry about them he shouldn't be talking to you that way personally it's great to see kids your age appreciate great music he gave me 50 percent off for on my trouble and the members of Led Zeppelin walked into the store applauded themselves I would honestly make for the perfect sold your wife or sold your wife what the [ __ ] I don't know how your couples do it though until always together and do everything together teach their own but that would drive me nuts I've never called the guy at work and asked when he will be home I'll pack your lunch and wish you a good day and I'll see you when you get here because I should be able to trust you you want to go out go long you want to go work in your car powers go I will do my thing and you do yours unless the guy gives me reason to doubt his whereabouts he's honestly free to do whatever he wants and besides if he does give me down I wouldn't be with him simple as that is she is she bragging about not being an overly controlling human being brilliant okay who's got a picture of a woman with Tide Pods okay I like what this is going do you know the way of the time okay this is very this is very January 2018 I hike he should have brought my xbox or pc to carry with me I miss overwatch at least I have crunchyroll on my phone and I can watch Dragonball hmm quark am I not only good that doesn't put fake lashes I'll do fake eyebrows or do contouring or use eye shades or eyeliner okay plain face do you want a medal or a badge maybe mmm maybe didn't come don't include that oh my go I don't smoke drink or party I don't sleep around ieave 5000 ticks per session I'm immune to rabies I am North America's only marsupial yes we exist okay we're valid I'm not like this generation I still believe in marriage I still believe in meeting parents I believe in falling in love going on dates and staying faithful I believe in sticking by a sign through thick and thin this general I'm not like this generation I still believe in training my own butter I still believe in living in a salt house with my husband that I marriage at age 16 I still believe in having 12 children to ten my farm and milk the cows in the morning I'm not like other girls hey are you a Kanye or Taylor fan Hamilton okay this little musically you might not have heard of other girls fake boobs slay clothes too much makeup unnecessary accessories 500 boyfriends that's every girl has 500 boyfriends their desire enough to go round me big thighs you know honey I'm pretty thick why can't you be normal is that the normal light you like interaction you you pass someone on the street and just oh I wish you in normal why can't you be interesting and then yeah and then she's in a cold sweat she can't get to sleep that night well are they go when this game is pretty cool well basically I'm a dude XD you're not special or better than other women cause you play games but like she's a game and girl do what she's not like other Akira Taylor hill saying who said girls can't like football I freaking love it nobody literally no one said that literally no one not to be rude but no one says that at all anymore girl nobody said that long and for the lady perhaps a salad perhaps not I'll have steak smothered in onions a rack of ribs pasta with extra garlic french fries with lots of vinegar and a side of onion rings with lots and lots of sauerkraut ok I'm not like other girls I die of high cholesterol at age 25 others buy me Victoria's Secret and watch me take it off this one ok that's a weird way of saying me buy me a Big Mac and watch me eat it what give me burger give me Boca I'm not like other girls other girls human sandals for Netflix and choke me and my ride daddy and I mean ok and then there's me again thick as Frank 15 year old girls on Twitter oMG Justin Bieber is like sorry my spirit animal me mine is a theist who makes messed up songs about decomposition knives with hands homeless people and recently made a song about cursing I will probably be that girl that shows up to her wedding late and will run in yelling I'm sorry I was getting chicken nugger ok so your life's an absolute disaster is what you say I don't know if that's like cool and also you're opened quotation marks here but you didn't close them are filthy okay here we've got I think the process of evolution so you got woman bends down reads books um and apparently books reduce breast size to something is that the message here you say pink we say black you say Bieber we say PS ACK you say emo we say fallen angel you say pop we say rock you say twerk that's cute but we Smosh you have a fan group we have a freaking army when you're strolling through forever 21 looking the alternative is freak with Dan and Phil and you're sure listening to be more chill trying to figure out how anyone could want to wear most of this stuff while being drawn to the boy section like that one speaks for itself I don't really do too okay here cut a pretty deep post I've got nothing to say about this just look at it okay anyway with that ending note I hope you've enjoyed this video if you did be sure to LIKE the video and subscribe if you're new here if there's any other separatist you want to see or if you like this one then be sure to LIKE the video and recommend what you want to see so I know what you guys want in the future anyway I hope you guys have enjoyed and if you like this then be sure to go check out my main channel the link is in the description and if you like this then you'll probably like that so anyway I hope you've enjoyed and I'll see you in the next one bye [Music]

Channel: EmKay

Views: 1,568,721

Rating: 4.9441133 out of 5

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Length: 12min 23sec (743 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 04 2019

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