Teacher Reacts To "History of the entire world, i guess" [IT WAS AMAZING!]

all right good morning now this will be a teacher reacts video to history of the entire world i guess now i understand that this video will disappear in the ocean of youtube but i don't mind maybe someone will see this and enjoy it now let's keep this introduction short and simple because i understand this is a long video now i teach children 13 to 16 years old i teach pe geography history religion and social science social sciences basically like politics and government and so on now the reason why i'm making this video is because i want to compare this video with what we teach in school in my school in my country so what are my students familiar with or they should be familiar with and i find that quite interesting but i do understand that first part of this video is more more or less just biology chemistry and physics so the history and geography part will come eventually but we'll see how much i catch up how much i catch how much i hm anyways let's get to it hi you're on a rock floating in space pretty cool huh some of it's water [ __ ] it actually most of it's water i can't even there's a lot of water here without buying them it's mostly water sad i'm sad i miss you that's good that's good for our planet a long time ago actually never and also now nothing is nowhere when never makes sense right like i said it didn't happen nothing was never anywhere that's why it's been everywhere it's been so everywhere you don't even need a win that's how every it gets is this before time and then there's a big bang forget this i want to be something go somewhere do something i want things to change i want to invent time and space and i know it's possible because everything is here and it probably already happened i just don't know when to start and that's exactly where it started oh i paused it oh wait so i believe this is isn't this like a the cosmic background radiation radiation background whatever it's called like a picture of the universe or the birth of the universe and i believe what he said was that probably everything has already been like it's he's trying to explain that the universe is moving in perhaps in cycles that you know it goes out with a bang and then we have a new universe and then he dies and you um yeah this is not my part this uh this is not what i teach i think there's a universe now what's it made of corks and stuff ah that's a thing in a place don't like it try a new place at a different time try to stick together because the world is going to get bigger and emptier but it's not empty yet it's still very full and about a jillion degrees great news the quarks are now happily married in groups of three called a proton or a neutron and there's something else flying around too that wants to join in but can't because it's still too great news the protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other some of them even doubled up great news the electrons have now joined in congratulations the world is now a bunch of gas it's going really fast but it's getting closer together it's very compelling it's getting closer together and it's getting closer together new [ __ ] just got made some stars burn out and die bigger stars burn out and die with passion it makes them brand new way crazier [ __ ] there you go that's space does yes so we have stars they are created they die some uh die with passion a supernova some are you know they collapse get denser obviously english isn't my primary language and they turn into white dwarfs brown dwarfs whatever it is but when stars die all you have all these elements and materials and everything and new [ __ ] gets created from space dust right and so basically we are created from stardust and you could technically call yourself a star child because all the elements and everything we're made of in our planet and so on was once made up like it was it was a star which allows newer more interesting stars to be made and then die and explode so now stars have cool stuff around them like rocks ice and funny clouds which can make some very interesting things there you go like this ball of flaming rocks for example holy [ __ ] we just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks which is weather update it's raining rocks from outer space weather update those rocks might have had water inside them and now there's hot steam in the sky weather update cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava weather update it's raining severe flooding alert the entire world is now an ocean [Music] what something's alive in the ocean oh cool like a plant or an animal no a microscopic speck it lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup which is being served hot and fresh made from gnarly and they still do till this day there are still animals and microscopic specks living in these conditions these uh see english these smoking pipes in the bottom of the ocean they still sustain life the space ingredients left over from when it was raining rocks or whatever oh yeah it has secret instructions written inside itself telling it how to build another one of itself so that's pretty nifty i would say tired of living at the bottom of the ocean using a revolutionary technique you can convert sunlight into foods side effect now there's oxygen everywhere in the skies blue then the earth might have been a snowball for a while maybe even a couple of times it's a sponge oh wait wait wait it's a worm i need process so i believe this will lead up to the cambrian explosion isn't it when just basically life life exploded like it started growing and creating so fast that it's called an explosion isn't it but i do believe that at one point there was so much oxygen we do believe that oxygen is really good for us but at some point oxygen was there was an overflow of oxygen in the atmosphere in our world so much that life wasn't adapted to oxygen so it started dying isn't that right i'm sure someone will correct me if someone watches this video but at some point the world was dying because of too much oxygen even though it's necessary for us to live now but prehistoric what do you call them animals no but you know organisms they were not uh adapted to it some other types of weird strange water bugs and strange fish it's the cambrian hey there you go wow that's animals and stuff but we're still in the ocean hey can we go on land no why the sun is a deadly laser okay not anymore now the animals can go on land come on animals let's go on lance it's a good invention and there's no food yet so i don't care okay will you learn to walk if there's plants up here maybe said some bugs and fish that's a good reason okay so i can go on land but i have to go back in the water to have babies learn to use an egg i was already doing that use a stronger egg put water in it have a baby on land in an egg water is in the egg baby in the egg in the water in the egg works for me let me just i'm sorry i'm pausing so much this video is a long video i'll pause it way too much but when you react to the like the time scale it said something like 300 million years ago that's nothing when you really think about it like 300 million years ago that's nothing but yet it seems so far away like if you compare it to how long or how old our universe is isn't it like well is it like 13 point something billion years old and our planet is something like like it's closer to like 14 billion years old and our planet is like what five ish billion years old please correct me if i'm wrong so these three hundred million years it's nothing and now everything's huge fifty including bugs sure oh [ __ ] now everything's dead just kidding here are the survivors keep your eye on this one because it's about to become the dinosaurs here's another map of the land yeah it broke apart don't worry about it does that all time here comes a meteor oh yeah i forgot about it this now that we're coming to the part where i uh what i teach so we do teach our children about tectonic plates and how the continents move and land forms and so on so now i'm getting to more familiar ground dinosaurs are gone oh no it's mammal time here come the mammals look at those breasts now they're going to dominate the world and one of them just learned how to grab stuff wow no like walk like that and grab stuff at the same time and bang rocks together now we're gonna be speeding forward and set things on fire and make crazy sounds with their voice [Music] well i guess we're stuck here now let's review there's people on the planet and they're chasing their food [ __ ] it time to plant some grass look at this i control the food now now everyone will want to be my friend and live near me let's all build houses except mine is bigger because i own the food this is great i wonder if anyone else is doing this for everything use metal it's underground better farming was just invented in a sweet dank valley right in between these two rivers i just have to so yeah that's mesopotamia and we do teach about in my age bracket which i teach we we do teach the the students about mesopotamia old civilizations egypt and so on it's the students usually like it more so than like the french revolution or american revolution and so on uh they do enjoy it a bit more when we talk about these type of things and yeah helping guess what happens next more food was in mesopotamia like what five thousand years ago am i wrong was it 5000 bc so we teachers sure i teach a lot of subjects as i said five subjects that doesn't mean i'm an ex an expert at all the subjects i went to school i went to university for five years just to you know learn something but whenever we touch upon a new subject in school and you know oh okay it's time to talk about mesopotamia for three or four weeks then i have to go back and study a bit so i do have to take some time off i study a bit about mesopotamia i still know like relatively or generally most of the things about the things we teach our students about but we teachers still we have to go back and remind ourselves about some things maybe dates or years uh all like minor things you know to be factual correct so yeah more people who came to buy the food now you need people to help make the food and keep track of the sales and now you need houses for people to live in and people to make the houses and now there's more people and they invent things which makes things better and more people come and there's more farming and more people to make more things for more people and now there's business money writing laws power [Music] coming soon to a dank river valley near you meanwhile out of the island is probably being tamed why is all my metal so lame and lumpy tired of using lame sad metal introducing bronze made with special ingredient tin from the far lands of tin land there is a reason why rivers are like that's where you discovered the first civilizations because they were the uh that was like a network they were the the roads back in the day like that was a highway to to a different city you had to use a river that's the fastest also guess what egypt meanwhile out in the middle of nowhere the students are allowed to put wheels now we're getting permits we don't talk that much about china politics would you but not history the middle east is getting more complicated maybe because it's in the middle of the east knock knock or clop clop it's the people with the horses and they made an empire and then everyone else copied their horses oh look it must be the greeks or a beta version of the greeks let's check in with the indus river valley civilization they're gone guess who's not gone new arrivals in india maybe it's those horse people i was talking about or their cousins or something and they wrote some hymns and mantras and stuff you could make a religion you can make a religion out of this yeah so i do teach about hinduism i do teach and in my country we are not specific to one religion so we talk about all of them because we don't we want our students to form their own opinions and choices in life so even though my country is technically a christian country we spend just as much time teaching hinduism buddhism like the five big religions in the world but also minor religions uh because we want them to have a broader knowledge about cultures and religions if they would to you know go travel somewhere or if uh you know they a neighbor that's hindu or or a muslim or a buddhist whatever it is just you need this knowledge to understand and to to to respect our world religion out of this there's the bronze age collapse now the phoenicians can get down to business also can we switch to a medal that's a little easier to find thanks look who came back to israel it's the 12 tribes of israel and they believe in god just one way he's got like a 10-step program huge heads must be the olmecs the phoenicians make some colonies the greeks copy their idea and make some colonies the phoenicians made a colony so big it makes colonies here comes the assyrian empire never mind it's the babylonian media it's the persian empire this guy who sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that we're all done we just had a good vision out of this oops china while it was breaking confucius was figuring out how to have good morals ah the greeks just had the idea of thinking about stuff china broke alexander just had the idea of conquering the entire persian empire it's a great idea he was great and now he's dead hopefully the rest of the gang will be able to share the empire evenly between no knock-knock says get the hell out of here will you get the hell out of here if i give you 500 elephants okay [Music] but what about this part that's the tamil kings no one conquers the tamil kings who are the table kings sure spices are so expensive just insanely expensive people don't realize it well i can buy salt and pepper yep no real spices i'm talking about real spices it's just expensive arabians swiftly buying it and selling it to the rest of the world hey china put itself back together again with good morals as their main philosophy actually they have three main philosophies and they would like to ransack your city let's check the greekification levels of the greekified kingdoms greekification overload by said the parthians by said the jews hi said the parthians taking over the entire place hey said the romans eating the entire mediterranean for breakfast thanks for invading our homeland said the jews who are starting to get tired of people invading their homeland hi everything's great said some guy who seems to be getting very popular and is that arrested and killed for being too popular which only makes it more popular you can make a religion out of this silk now you can buy it from china they just made it [Music] where you can get the wrong water sick new trade routes said india accidentally religion to the entire southeast that's a good place for an epic trading kingdom there goes buddhism traveling up the silk road i wonder if it'll reach china before it collapses again remember the persian empire yup said the persians making a new one axum is getting so powerful they would like to build a long stick has anyone populated madagascar yet let's do it together [Music] again i still can't cross the sahara desert try camels hell yeah now we got business said the county empire selling lots of gold enslaved hi i live in the roman empire and i was wondering was that manza musa was he from ghana like the richest man in history i believe he was the richest man in history uh i i don't know his net worth but i'm not sure if anyone has surpassed him yet elon musk or jeff bezos i think manchester was still the richest one but what's that going on no actually okay sure said constantine moving the capital way over here to be closer to his main rival don't worry about rome it won't fall [Music] there's the gupta empire not chandragupta just gupta first name chandra the first guess who's in rome barbarians what's a barbarian non-romans said the romans being invaded by non-romans r.i.p roman empire or actually just half of it the other half is just fine but it's not in rome anymore so let's give it a new name oh and here's a huge city population everyone the goat turks have taken over the entire eurasian step great job coke turks how's india broken how's china back together how's those trading kingdoms bigger and there's more of them korea has three kingdoms japan has a kingdom it's the sunrise kingdom the real god whispers in muhammad's ear so he goes down to the cube where everyone worships gods and he tells them their gods are all fake and everyone got so mad at him and he had to leave town and go to a different town you can make a religion out of this and maybe conquer the world as well the roman empire is long gone but somehow the pope is still the pope plus there's new kingdoms all over europe i wonder if there's room for moors here's all the wisdom in a house like that it's the baghdad house of wisdom yeah just in time for the islamic golden age let's bring stuff to the coast and sell it and become the swahili on the swahili coast said the swahili on the swahili coast remember this tiny space you have to go through to get from here to there someone owns that now want to get enlightened in the middle of nowhere the franks have the biggest kingdom in europe and the pope is so proud that he invites the king over for christmas surprise you're the new roman emperor said the pope pretending to still be wow so let me just say this that i i mean this history part i'm not sure about the first part that was uh biology chemistry and physics and so on because that's not my subject so i'm not sure if the kids know about that but this part like the history side of things and religion i would say like 50 or 60 of this my students should know and some parts of it aren't is not my age bracket and their students will eventually touch upon like the roman empire roman empire we don't teach that in my age bracket that's later on so let's say after the video maybe 60 65 of this they should no then the franks broke their kingdom into what will later be called france and not france the northerners are just norris if you don't have much time are exploring they go north from the north to the northern north and they find some land two types of land and to name them accordingly they also invade some other places and get called many names such as vikings there's the ruse the kiev wasn't that bad the arrow pointed to north america uh there's a famous viking called leif eriksson eriksson something he was supposed to believe to be the first one to step on american soil or am i wrong are they vikings maybe they're missing okay fair enough the pope is ready to make this i don't know everything of the roman empire the holy roman empire it's actually germany but don't worry about it new kingdoms which brand would you like mine's better mine's better mine's better time to conquer england said william it's a bird it's a plane it's the celtic turks said the byzantine empire who's getting so small and almost doesn't exist anymore we need help they need help so they call the pope hey pope can you help us get rid of the seljuks maybe take back the holy land on the way come on i know you want to take back the holy land yes i do actually want to do that let's do a crusade they did many crusades some of which almost didn't fail but at least the italians got some sweet trade deals goodbye mayans goodbye toltecs oh we teach you about mayans incas and north america i always wondered how to build a truck guess who's here come here where here and pagan is there vietnam unconquered itself korea just became itself and japan is so addicted to art that the military might have to take over the government china just invented bombs and typing and the mongols just invaded most of the universe nice going genghis i bet that will last a long time some of the islamic turks were unaffected by the mongol invasions because they were busy invading india is it tonga time i think it's tonga time i just found out where the swahili gets all their gold look at this means lake there's an empire there right in the middle of the king of mali is so rich he's going on tour to let everyone there he is it wasn't gone now okay but that's him yeah monster movies are the richest man in history a richest person i would say right oh wow that guy's rich everyone said the christians are doing a great job reconquering iberia which will soon be called spain and not spain please remain christian we will check in later to see if you're still christian whoops half of europe just died china's back yay hey come here time to share new kingdoms here and there oh look who controls all the islands it's the mahajaput map no that was the first one oh italy's really rich time for them to care a lot about art in the ancient classics renaissance here's a printer let's make books so you think you can conquer the byzantine empire yep said the ottoman turks nice job adam and turks probably like the best invention ever printing books maybe it's the computer so you missed a spot don't forget to ban europe from the indian spice trade what that's [ __ ] said portugal spiceless well i guess we'll have to find another way to india wait said christopher columbus probably smoking crack if the world is round let's go this way to india no don't worry we already got this said portugal so chris goes to spain hey spain want to hire me to find india by going around back of the world no please no please no please okay so he sails into the ocean and discovers more oceans and then discovers the indies and japan let's draw a line to decide who gets which half of the world the aztec and inca empires are off to a great start i wonder if they know that europe just discovered their continent the habsburgs are marrying into so many royal families i still have kids when um i get to take over them from like previous years previous grades and they come to me and they still believe that christopher columbus was the the one to discover america like families might have to start marrying each other move over lithuania here comes moscow ivan wants to make russia great again move over timarids maybe go invade india or something persia just made persia persian again let's make it the other kind of islam the one where we thought the first guy should have been the other guy hey christians do you sin now you can buy your way out of hell that's [ __ ] this whole thing is [ __ ] that's a scam [ __ ] the church here's 95 reasons why said martin luther in his new book which might have accidentally started the protestant reformation you know what would be magnificent said suleiman my students have a hard time separating martin luther with martin luther king so if we ever do like a kahoot or something that is a trick question for them wearing an onion hat what if the ottoman empire was really big which it is now what if russia was big said ivan trying not to be terrible portugal had a dream that they controlled the entire indian ocean including the spice trade and then that dream was real and spain realized that this is not india but they pillaged it anyway damn said england and france we gotta start pillaging they pillaged so much so much gold that they created an inflation in their country i they had so much gold that it lost it worth drink some stuff then the dutch revolt and all the hipsters moved to amsterdam damn said amsterdam we gotta start pillaging some stuff question one can you get to india through north america no but at least there's beaver question two steals so many beavers it's not a question but the dutch did it anyway guess where all the sugars made in brazil stolen in the caribbean and it's so goddamn profitable you might forget to not do slavery the next thing on russia's to-do list is to get bigger britain and france are having a friendly discussion about who should control the entire world more specifically ohio then it escalates into a seven-year discussion giving prussia a chance to show austria whose boss but what about britain let's just mention slavery a bit so we do teach our students about slavery and not only like north american uh part of that history like the us but we do touch upon other countries as well it is important to understand that slavery was common uh across the world not only in north america even though that's more like the stereotypical and more famous one to talk about but we we do make sure to mention that it was part of the entire world and still is today in some parts uh and some type of slavery but yeah france did they figure out who's boss yes they did it's britain guess who's broke also britain so they started taxing the hell out of america [ __ ] you says america declaring their independence and fighting for it and france helps them win now francis britain will have to send their prisoners to a different continent not really my student's favorite scene still wears such fancy dresses let's overthrow the palace and cut off the hell off groups pierre cutting everybody's head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off you can make it happen though don't haiti is starting to like the idea of a revolution especially the slaves who free themselves by killing their masters why didn't we think of this before wait who's in charge of france now said napoleon trying to take over europe luckily they banished him to an island but he came back luckily they banished him to another island there goes latin america becoming independent in the latin american wars of independence britain just figured out how to turn steam into power so now they can make many different types of machines and factories [Music] hey china said britain buy stuff from us nah dude we already got everything says china so britain tried to get them addicted to opium which worked actually but then china made it illegal and dumped it all into the sea so britain threw it open up five cities and give them an island britain and russia are playing a game where they try to stop each other from conquering afghanistan also the sultan of oman lives in zanzibar now that's just where he lives india just had a revolution and they would like to govern themselves now nope said britain governing them even harder than before [Music] we do touch upon the genes the united states is good or bad it's bad they decided and then they continued manifesting their destiny which is to kill the rest of the natives and take their land and maybe kick out the mexicans too i know let's rape africa said europe scrambling to see who could rape it the fastest they've never got ethiopia britain and france are still hungry the united states ran out of destiny to manifest so they're looking for more cuba wait spain controls cuba well blame something on them and go to war what should we blame on spain let's blame the main on spain so they blame the maine on spain now we're in business to celebrate they kick panama out of panama and make a canal connecting the two oceans britain just oh so uh i watched the documentary on panama canal as you do it was a recommendation from youtube i do watch a lot of documentaries uh or it was about shipping containers container ships whatever it's called big ships like carry containers so uh to go through the panama canal uh it's really expensive it's like for the biggest vessels in the in the world that's like a million dollars just to pass through the canal maybe i'm converting it into my own currency and it's like a hundred thousand dollars now i'm pretty sure it was a million dollars it was so expensive and obviously the smaller the vessel the cheaper it is but it's still expensive but it's still worth it rather than going around south america just found oil in the middle east it makes cars go china is so tired of being bossed around that they delete their old government and make a new stronger government which is accidentally weaker and controlled by a guy from the previous government europe hasn't had a war since the last war so they start world war one look at those guns it's going to be a group after it's over they blame germany russia went on strike and the workers overthrew the government now everyone's paycheck is the same communism now the ottoman empire is gone so we can give the jewish people a place to live hopefully the arabs won't mind let's go this we talk about uh palestine and israel so we as i said i do mention politics now and again in my classes i never talk about who's to blame i rather just i i inform the students about the situation i give them facts and from both sides and like what's happening and i'll let my students form their own opinions rather than me trying to force an opinion on them so yeah but we do we do mention this cut the cake said sykes and pico carving up the remains of the not so ottoman anymore empire except turkey turkey makes a brand new turkey and then the saudis conquer arabia it just seemed like the right thing to do hello 1920s calling let's get in the car and drive to a party and listen to jazz on the radio and go to the movies the economy economy's great and it'll probably be great forever just kidding germany's back featuring hitler the angry mustache model and he's mad at the jews for existing japan is finally conquering the e so we do talk about second world war and i do i talk quite passionately about it uh because uh i'm very interested in it uh i think it's a very interesting subject and my family has a history somewhat with the holocaust uh my great-grandad he was he was well he was imprisoned in auschwitz and his two brothers as well not for being jews but being from uh from the wrong country and his two brothers were killed he survived and therefore i exist so i'm you know i talk quite passionately about world war ii and that's like my favorite subject to touch upon east and they're so excited they raped nanking way too hard they should probably just deny it hitler's out of control so the international community tackles him and tries to explain why killing all the jews is a bad idea but he kills himself before they could explain it to him that's world war bonus round pacific showdown united states versus japan fight finish it let's unite all the nations and have some world peace seems legit hi i'm gandhi and if britain doesn't get the hell out of india i'm going to starve myself in public there you go wow that worked bonus now there's pakistan actually two pakistans one of them could be bangladesh later the jews and the arabs finally figured out which one of them should live in the holy land me they both said at the same time let's divide up the land so everyone's happy that lab changes look out china there's a new china in china what's on the menu communism no thanks said the other china escaping to an island i wonder which one is the real china there's the korean ones nobody wins then it's on pause forever let's meet the sponsors oh it's the two global superpowers they're having a friendly debate over which economic system is good and which one is an evil virus of satan and they both have atom bombs fight wait no that would be the end of the world let's just keep it cool and spy on each other instead and make sure we have enough atom bombs i'll race you to space [Music] say what you want about wars wars are terrible there is no denying that uh poverty humans human lives lost uh just we don't want war right but there are some good things that come out of war the uh the advances in both technology and industry and so on there that's that's a reason why we were able to put a man on the moon so fast in 1969 only from you know a span of a couple of years uh through the 60s so even though we destroy a lot the world advances faster it you know forward when there is war rather than not but yeah i'm not sure the good outweighs the bad uh it's just too many lives lost countries fight themselves europe is tired of pillaging other continents and the continents they were pillaging are tired of being pillaged so here's a new map with new countries now you can't tell who they're being pillaged by the united states finally decided whether racism is good or bad they decided it's bad and the world agrees south africa might need another minute to think about it let's check the world population whoa okay technology's better too that might keep happening the soviet union decides to relax a little and accidentally falls apart europe makes a union so now they can all use the same money except britain because they don't feel like it let's check the mail surprise it's on the computer whoops someone just attacked america i bet they'll remember that phone call surprise it's in your pocket want to learn everything surprising now your phone's a computer which is in your pocket oops the economy just crashed don't worry the big banks won't fail because they're not supposed to surprise flying robots with bombs wanna print a brain some people have no friends some people have no food the globe is warming and the ocean is full of plastic let's save the planet said everybody not knowing how let's invent a thing inventor said the thing inventor inventor after being invented by a thing inventor that's pretty cool by the way where the hell are we what was that like a quantum computer in the end so i guess that's to be continued right uh what was this made like 2018-17 so a lot has happened since then obviously we're stuck at home yeah i love this video it's it's compact it's very fast it's easy to understand and take in but obviously a lot of this has a deeper backstory and meaning behind it but i do think this is a good video to show the kids after we have learned all of this or most of it and to see how much they remember and maybe they can put some pieces together uh it all makes more sense to them but if you have no knowledge of this i don't think that or i'm wrong maybe but i don't think it's so easy to understand everything goes by so fast and most of it you'll just forget and you don't really understand and comprehend nevertheless i love this video i this is awesome so um yeah that's a teacher reacting to history of the entire world i guess i'm not sure if there will be any more videos on this channel it's up to you if anyone sees this video so if you want to see more subscribe then i know if i should make more videos but other than that well you don't have to it's up to you but i'd be happy so other than that um thank you for watching and take care bye

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Length: 34min 32sec (2072 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 26 2021