r/Insaneparents I Make My Kids Drink Their Own...

today's video is sponsored by Ray Khan welcome to our slash insane parents where a father tries to cast a spell and suck the life force out of Opie like some kind of vampire this next post is la is long but man it's a wild ride for context Opie dated this girl in high school and then broke up with her and ten years later his ex-girlfriend's dad leaves this message in his mailbox it's been it's been nearly 10 years since I learned that you stole my daughter's virginity initially it was my intention to forgive you but after I confronted you about it and you expressed repentance I later learned that you have since gone and done the same to others moreover you have regarded the matter more like winning a game than the despicable deed it was so I have decided to irrevocably retract any offer of forgiveness in the interim I have thought prayed and cited the Scriptures seeking for an appropriate response at the time I was a man of modest means and you deliberately took from me my most precious treasure a treasure I invested my heart and soul and every available resource in creating for a brief pleasure you forever took from me the sublime joy of giving my pure virgin daughter away in marriage for her chosen husband moreover you broke trust with me and God for you promise me as a Christian brother to diligently guard against this very act since you haven't raised a daughter you can't imagine the emotions and feelings that I have endured without relief since then however I will tell you that my wrath against you is so great that to kill you by prolonged and extreme torture followed by the thorough desecration and destruction of your corpse would not be enough to extinguish my anger however I'm restrained from doing violence against you by the sole fact that I've given my heart to our Savior Jesus Christ and doing willful harm to a fellow Christian is an impossibility moreover I cannot hate a person enough to desire that they should suffer eternal torment and hell so I've sought four resolutions somewhere in between these extremes after years of searching long nights spent examining possible courses of action I've settled on a form of restitution that fits the principles God ordained in the revelation of a scripture it's derived from the following points one when Jacob saw to marry Rachel the daughter of Laban they agreed that Jacob would first served Laban for seven four years tending his herds flocks and tribes therefore if we mutually agree that you could marry my daughter the equivalent of seven years of your full-time service would have been a reasonable bride price then this guy includes the relevant Bible verse which I'm not gonna read because it's pretty long too however we had no agreement and you took my daughter's virginity through deception and seduction therefore it was stolen and you are a thief and a liar the Scriptures state that when a thief is discovered he must repay Sevenfold what was stolen even to all that he has in fact if a thief doesn't have the means to make full restitution then he may be sold into slavery as well therefore the restitution is 7 times 7 years or 49 years of the prime years of your life for you have no material possession nor is there any amount of labor or money I would accept his restitution and again this guy includes another Bible verse 3 moreover the law of Moses states that a father may refuse marriage to his daughter to a man who seduces her but still require the bride price and another Bible verse 4 when the Canaanite Shechem raped Dina the daughter of Israel Shechem offered restitution saying ask me for as great a bride price and gift as you will and I will give whatever you say to me only give me the young woman to be my wife so I have decided to petition the courts of heaven to take from you and give to me that which is your dearest possession your youth and all the good that goes with it specifically I demand divine restitution that will aid you and rejuvenate me 49 years therefore if from this date you discover that you have aged significantly or aging rapidly no know that it is not a medical condition it is the judgment of God nor will I relent and give it back to you under any circumstances for nothing you can do could restore my daughter's virginity and our family's honor you have also stains your family's honour but that is another matter you must face with them moreover you did this detestable deed under the guise of professing the Christian faith therefore you have offended Christ to grieve the Holy Spirit and tarnish reputation of all true Christians if you will make an appeal make it to them and see how they answer you even in my divine petition is not accepted and you don't age know that you're still in the wrong and are separated from God until you're reconciled with me lastly I'll add that you have committed the act of fornication this is specifically forbidden to Christians grieves the Holy Spirit and condemns the perpetrator to eternal torment in hell I have actually seen hell firsthand and assure you that it is very real and terrible beyond description with this restitution your debt to me will be paid I don't know how many other parents you have similarly swindled and robbed but that is also another matter and how you will reconcile with them is your concern however you must still repent and ask God for His forgiveness to save any hope of salvation I do not expect he is pleased with you sincerely blank I've got to include this comment from James the correct response is sir there's a mistake in your calculations I stole three of her virginity's all right so can we just put aside for a second that this guy thinks that he can suck the years out of someone's life like some sort of time vampire and instead address the point that this guy thinks that restitution is that he gets the 49 years I mean logically speaking let's just assume that everything this guy's saying is true wouldn't that mean that the stolen 49 years of youth should go to the daughter not the father since she was the one who had something stolen from her how insanely possessive and self-entitled you have to be to think that your daughter suffering means that you're entitled to payment also I did some digging through the comments because I was kind of worried for this girl's safety and it turns out that she ran away from her father years ago and his currently no contact hmm I wonder why so I got approached by Ray Khan to promote their ear buds and instead of giving a long spiel about how great these products are I'm gonna tell you what actually happened so ray continuity every dayi 25's arrived in the mail and as I was unpackaging then my wife was walking by and she was like what are those and I was like oh they're ray kind of earbuds I'm reviewing a pair for my channel you want to try them so I handed her the box and she unboxed them and I could see her excitement unfolding partially because blue was her favorite color and he's just happened to be blue and she tried them on and started listening to a show and I never got them back that's right she liked them so much she stole them from me so I had to order another pair for myself and I don't know how she does it but every single night when she goes to sleep she puts earbuds in her ear and listens to TV shows so that night I was laying in bed trying to go to sleep and every once in a while I'd hear baby yeah the sound quality on these are so great that's great babe but I'm trying to go to sleep okay baby yes these are so comfortable I'm glad but it's kinda late do you mind if we go to sleep okay baby yes I'm not giving these back yeah I know so if you want your own pair and trust me me and my wife definitely recommend them then go to buy rake on Comm slash are slash whitey to get 15% off your order news article comedian Brad Williams raises over thirty thousand dollars to send a bullied nine-year-old to Disneyland and this is a reply to that story I'm sorry but this is ridiculous my son has autism and has been bullied for years has come home crying many times I told him to stop being a wussy if you can't handle being bullied you're not gonna be able to handle anything I told him I didn't care and if he came to me crying again I would give him something to cry about he's 14 now and doing great if he's still getting bullied he knows better than to tell me it's life parents need to stop and let the kids work it out my son used to say he wanted to die and I said do it because if you can't handle life now you're really gonna be screwed down in the comments Kaman sums up that thread quite nicely my child came to me about being tormented by his peer group so I threatened him to make him stop talking to me the one person whom he should be able to count on and it worked someday he'll be either dead or never talk to me but I'll never take responsibility for either of them god I'm a piece of garbage I have a podcast today so I have to get ready and also do my other homework okay please know that Jay is coming to dinner at 6:00 we're gonna be extra nice and calm because he's having a tough time okay okay huh okay and then because Opie doesn't answer his mom within 15 minutes she turns off the Wi-Fi okay please unpause me I'm in the middle of doing homework for drama how about you answer my ding texts sorry I normally turn off notifications while doing homework so I can focus is that okay no it's not okay text me back okay sorry can I please do my homework I'll turn off Do Not Disturb on my phone I need the internet to do my homework down in the comments there was a little bit of confusion as to whether or not Opie and his mom were in the same house when this happened and Opie clarified yeah oftentimes instead of coming up and talking to me she'll block the internet to get my attention and wait for me to either come down to her or text her back so basically this mom is so lazy that she's unwilling to go upstairs to talk to her son and would rather just sulk for 15 minutes and then punish the son for having a life I've made my kid crush his new iPhone 10 with a meat hammer I was sick of threatening to do it he's had to work for the last few months to build enough short money to pay the insurance it worked yet another parent who someday won't hear from her kids ever again that's absolutely not true thanks for general izing we have a fantastic relationship and he was talking about wanting to have a good career so he can buy a house big enough for me to live with him forever lady that's called lying so you don't break any of his other stuff my mother and I went shopping one day when I was 16 I've been cursed with really large breasts it looks odd as they don't fit the rest of my body and they give me back pains so there's really nothing good about them I decided to finally get professionally measured to find the correct bra size up to this day I was wearing an 80 B when the lady was done measuring and gave me a broader Tryon I was completely stunned before I always had to hold my chest when I went down the stairs or when I've been over to make sure nothing fell out with this bra I could even jump and everything stayed in place it was an 80 II and fit perfectly I went to my mother who waited for me at the register and happily told her I'd found the perfect bra when I told her my right size she snapped who do you think you are she said do you think you're better than the rest of us I will not buy this piece of garbage your sister has a B and so do you don't think you're special then she dragged me out of the store as I wasn't allowed to get a job I had to wait two more years until I moved out to finally buy underwear that fit my mother still thinks she's in the right and can't understand why my sisters and I needed therapy after growing up with her this mom is literally punishing her daughter for having a different body shape than her and her sister like why I can't even understand the logic of these nutty parents is it jealousy on this next post Opie hasn't spoken to his mother in months and then she finds out that he's living with his girlfriend you have until tomorrow to move back home living with your girlfriend will not be tolerated or else what you don't pay my bills you don't have any control in the matter no control I am your mother you will do as I say be here tomorrow or we will have the police remove you from your home lmao go ahead and call them tell me how that goes for you by the way you're gonna be a grandma that you'll be involved in their life whatsoever hello 9-1-1 what's your emergency hello my son is living with his girlfriend go arrest him please a car pulled up with an unresponsive kid I tubed him we coated him for a good hour never gotta back his mom stopped his asthma meds and was giving him essential oils from an article she read the essential oil quacks killed a child today with no recourse let that sink in when I started feeding my kids urine I moved really slow as to not disrupt their body's natural functions I would mix a couple of tablespoons in with their cereal or replace their milk and water in their smoothies with it gradually I increase the amount of urine I was giving them until now two years later I can finally give them full glasses of urine that they happily consume and call it apple juice if they complain that it tastes funny I tell them that it's organic they had no health concerns this whole time as long as you take things slow you'll be okay this lady puts the urine in - lady you're insane and to everyone else out there who is certainly thinking to themselves so what the f I went down into the comments of this post and learned that apparently there's this thing called alternative urine therapy where people think that urine can treat diseases and sickness and yeah it's all kind of nutty oh wait what why did I say kind and nutty I mean extremely nutty on this next post Opie is 26 and this is a conversation she's having with her friend so my mother just hit a new level of crazy she's upset that I'm staying up late and she told me that she's laying here with me and refusing to leave until I fall asleep I can't be on my phone and I can't have the TV on and my eyes must be closed she's literally refusing to leave the room and won't let me use anything once I go back to bed I'm stealth texting this I'm hiding in the bathroom right now she just left after staring at me for an hour and then being upset I couldn't sleep while being stared at at this point my migraine is exploding so I asked her for my pills and she almost refused me the meds again until I explained that this was just a half dose of what I used to take and then she seemed okay enough with it to give me my pills and one detail I'd like to point out with these text messages is that they were sent at 3 a.m. and 4 a.m. which means Opie's mom was keeping her awake until 4 a.m. by just staring at her on this next post Opie asked her mom if she could dye her hair and her mom said yes and when she showed her mom her hair her mom went nuts and started screaming at her which led to a fight and then this text exchange why are you at being trying for that stupid thing you did don't you effing blame me for this I am so mad of what you did right now I never blamed you because I asked nicely and you started screaming at me I hope you're happy you got what you wanted I'm not saying it's your fault I'm human please treat me as a human I am NOT your effing slave great you're really doing this you want war okay I'll give you war effing come home now I'm staying with Jessie oh great please do that was our sloshed insane parents and if you like this video then hit that subscribe button because I put on new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 16min 48sec (1008 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 12 2020