r/Extremelyinfuriating | Please stop

the notes that could be notes are not even on the right keys I love the Oh note what's up guys and welcome back to ma my name is Damien and today we're looking at our slash extremely infuriating and I am so ready to get extremely infuriated my temple is erina bolds my eyes are ready to water with angry tears I'm just gonna waste no time oh this is already horrible oh okay show notifications oh come on now you cheeky son of a gun some anti-spam precautions all right let's see these anti-spam precautions before being introduced to Reddit what did you waste your time on Instagram you are doing that too much try again in nine minutes and look at that cheeky little snow ants between the layers of my screen Oh son you get an anteater some sort of aardvark : Arthur and have them help you out because that is no bueno my friend do not pass between the layers some more individually package of bananas for your convenience you know I want to be mad at that but they're still all evenly parked they're all gonna get out with no problem so while I would like to be upset at this and how they're parked the opposite way I really can't these are just a bunch of mad lads going to the mad lad convention that's just disappointing that's a--that's a health hazard report that please report that I hope that was reported because that is a genuine health hazard and I will have are those roaches for those freaking roach to hold on I got zoom it those are I think those are roaches oh my god dude filthy people you're those some cookies hey so someone ate all the jam out of my cookie or they just come like this are these dissapointment cookies think these are dissapointment cookies my father died of lung cancer two years ago the town had a tree planted for him in the public park with a plaque to memorialize him almost a year after getting it planted someone chose to bypass the small fence around it and cut it down why what kind of human being is that a real human is that a real human person that went and did that or is that a monster because I can't tell that doesn't feel like something a real human with emotions and a heart and brain and body would do I joined his mailing list two years ago to download a fashion guide I'm deleting your email hello I know you haven't heard from me in a while but I made a lot of improvements over at real men real style warning disconnection notice okay trying to break up hello okay I get it you're rejecting me it's okay I'll be all right without you I mean it's gonna take me years to recover from this heartache but life must go on hey We Need to Talk hello here's the deal I really want to help you dress better when you start the leverage of the power of style you can earn more trust garner more compliments and increase your earning power to get what you want out of life please don't waste my time hello okay I don't like wasting time mine are yours here's what's gonna happen you have two choices stay subscribed unsubscribed that's it if you don't click on anything you'll be automatically unsubscribed he set one of those a day is that a mailing list or was he personally contacting you who some dominoes I do love me some cheeky Domino action go ahead and knock them bad boys down let's see what you got that's not how you do that at all that was actually the I didn't and I didn't know anyone could knock dominoes down the wrong way but yet here you are doing that exact thing I applaud your uh whatever I want it whatever that is whatever you just did after one day of use oh is that the samsung fold what'd you expect dude these folding phones I I swear to you folding phones are going to have no place in the market right now the technology is terrible I don't care what company I don't care if it's hue I don't care if it's Samsung it is a terrible consits a terrible concept thanks for coming to my TED talk I'm sorry that I ranted about tech there I'm a little low a little quirky like that terrible conditions for elephants and camels at an outdoor circus hey Oh looks so sad oh hey dude what's your name you know my name Humphrey do you look like a Humphrey I can hang out with you man gives you some peanuts hang out and I spray some water out our noses have a real good sign every DVD ever borrowed from a library oh that DVD ain't going place sucker that DVD ain't gonna play the eye on this new stove nothing could fix that that's just that's just terrible that's just someone not realizing where the heat pad was placed YouTube channels I like and throwing animal abuse videos from a channel like reported on my feet instead rescue the cat that fell into the water in fear rescued stuck kitten animals oh he looks so scared - poor little guy his eyes are all why he's like what's going on poor guy finally on a day nice enough to go for a walk after all the rain area closed because of a lapse in federal appropriations the Kings Mountain National Military Park is closed for the safety of visitors and park resources well I guess I'll go home then Fox News comments about Valerie Thompson's 343 mile-per-hour motorcycle crash 343 mile Wow look at you to make me a sandwich I'm sorry oh these are all terrible that's not a motorcycle I'll bet that's not the best ride she's had hold on they need to put on some lip gloss well it's easy to see what caused the wreck woman these are real people you have to understand that like that's the part that always trips me know about these subreddits is that these are real people these are actual human beings who take the time of data comment this this this vitriol there's these vitriolic statement I hate it is that the right word for that vitriol peel that cellophane off whatever it is you know that the nice plastic there you go look hey hey hey why would you do that what you were a good person before that my school decided to block every extension in chrome except the land school web a helper no had block no dark reader nothing you don't get any of it well to be fair if you're at school it shouldn't matter what extensions you're getting at least as far as I carry this it doesn't really matter it's the school's computer I really don't give a damn who was in charge of the scheduling for the Leprechaun marathon leading to the new release who watches a franchise backwards leprechaun back to the hood leprechaun in the hood leprechaun for in-space leprechaun three leprechauns ooh leprechaun leprechaun Returns leprechaun three leprechaun for in-space leprechaun in the hood those are listen leprechaun is such a great terrible series it's one of my favorite movies because it's so stupid I was on hold with the IRS when at this time an automated person told me to call back we're sorry but we need you to back you can't pay your taxes at this time oh my god on the phone for two hours how long were you on hold who go stop me huh what's the most surreal encounter you've had with someone famous I was at e3 2015 very focused while playing cuphead on the show floor someone tensed my shoulder and says I want to play I turn around and it's Kanye but it's co-op I say his bodyguards are score me away and Kanye takes the controller the only photo I could take everybody knows I'm a [ __ ] monster absolute madman Canas love Kanye's life adaptive fail I'm gonna not let you finish I laughed so freaking hard really not this is amazing Loki jerk move but it's yay so we'll let it slide and that's a lesson folks if it's yay you can let it slide best shirt I ever received in the mail Kurt Cobain suit has a letter and I said it before and I will say it again getting merchandise that is like memorializing like an artists or creators or any sort of you know entertainers last words that goes actually for anyone who's past it doesn't matter what they did I think it's really gross I really do it's my same thought with like xxx tent asean and like the release of the skins album or EP whatever you want to call where's just all of his like cuts that never made the floor it's just it's gross to me it's really gross go ahead oh it's perfect it's perfect it's perfect dude he's gonna get it he's gonna get the mega drop it's what we've been waiting for the mega drop get it here the anticipation kills me he can go to hell you can go to hell and die turn on mobile data your phone has no signal so I can't help you with that at the moment again another day parking jerk we know we know these people we know them well he's driving a Ford and I don't like him because now he parks when people go to our slash to me IRL for me IRL just to pick on users to try and feel better about themselves so gosh Dundrum addict look at you you freakin posted your sad calendar on the internet you are frickin pathetic bro the Frick up so gosh Danzo matic look at you you've beaten down on people with actual problems over the Internet even though they'd run nothing to deserve it only you could throw a tantrum over something as harmless as this you are freaking pathetic grow the Frick up you're literally doing the exact same thing you're condemning me for you freakin lame but well you did kind of deserve it you were calling someone freaking pathetic for posting a journal and basically acted like a complete tool you started this and GABA was coming for you basically what happened was that I saw you comment was disgusted by it and then thought that it would be funny if I replied to it with a comment that was basically a carbon copy of yours except directed at you just to see how you'd react maybe you'll realize that you'll be in kind of a crappy person but no you didn't see anything wrong instead you tried to defend yourself by saying that my comment was hypocritical even though throwing crap at someone for sharing something online it's not quite the same as making fun of someone for acting like a jerk to the person sharing said thing even though that person sharing said they did nothing to deserve it it's poetic justice in a sense sorry if that sounds a bit too pretentious but yeah of course the fact you're on this sub suggests that you're probably going through something tough whether it be the loss of a loved one a breakup or just good old depression which probably made you act the way you did if that's the case sorry not for what I did because let's face it you're being a jerk but for the circumstances that made you act like that I really hope it gets better for you unless you're just a troll then you should go screw yourself hello well you think I read this go screw yourself stop freaking catering don't weak will people who post the freaking depression days on reddit lol freaking tell them to grow up and deal with it that's why kids are such freaking cowards these days oh no I've seen this one before oh poor guy that pepper has ruined that macaroni and cheese these eating videos Oh gross big crunch no thanks they did this to the whole store oh god why that Sidewalk don't look right but Sonic the Hedgehog will see I like that design better than the rat that we got in the trailer trying to read an article and all this stuff keeps popping up only three lines at a time or visible it to be six people became one person the guilty were never punished and that comes from the the hotel trivago guy is that I don't remember this what do you know represents the the bearded man there the screen on my calculator is slightly tilted oh it is you gosh people that get mad when you don't reply immediately all you had to say was no you didn't want to trade seriously people like you need to grow up what in the Frick is your problem I've been asleep in your engine like a literal child YouTube app forces you to wait 30 seconds or updated to access a video update for a faster better YouTube no thanks just let me watch my video first YouTube just interrupted the gaming video I was watching with a thirty two minute video ad about people eating WTF no one can honestly justify a thirty two minute ad in the middle of a video and the wonder why people have ad blockers well I'm hoping that one is one you can skip I don't think a 30-minute ad would be unskipable what it G wait do we have 30 minute and skippable ads on YouTube that's terrifying well that brings us to the end of our slash extremely infuriating and I'll tell you what my blood did get boiling in some of these posts and now it's cooled back down and we're here and I hope you enjoyed the video if you liked the video leave a like down below let's try something fun I want to know who watches these all the way through if you watched all the way through comment below sandwich type in sandwich if you if you got all the way through I'll be watching for all you sandwich lovers out there and subscribe for more content from MK and as always humpy see ya [Music]

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Length: 12min 32sec (752 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 02 2019