r/Entitledparents "SHOW MY SON YOUR V*****! NOW!!!" Funny Reddit Posts

welcome to our slash entitled parents were a mother demands that adult women show her son their virgin goes okay among my many vices gaming etc one that I have had for many years is my addiction to nicotine now I'm not a smoker honestly I hate the smell of all forms of smoke I use smokeless tobacco better known as snuff chew or dip depending on where you are in the nation when you use this stuff you spit sometimes quite a lot because of that I've had this habit of keeping old soda bottles handy that way I can spit in the bottle and seal it no worry about accidentally spilling it and making a mess this is also the effect of sometimes making it easy to hide what I am doing I never expected that it caused trouble though trouble and humor so a couple years back I was taking a cross-country trip by bus about halfway to my destination at a layover in Denver I had the following encounter I take a seat outside the bus station at a nearby store as I sit down I put my half-full spit bottle beside me and start checking my phone entitled kid pointing at bottle gives me that what huh oh no you don't want that I want it give it to me yes the kid actually said give no now shove off kid about this time the kid ran over to his mother and said something the lady came over my way and seemed nice if very tired long bus rides will do that my boy says you won't give him the rest of your soda it's not so I know full well what it is why don't you just you know give it to him but just give it to him at this point I just rugged gesturing at the bottle the liquid in it was dark as Cola though it sure as heck wouldn't be as tasty I know where this is going and it's grossing me out mom smiled and thanked me taking the bottle and walking back over to her hex pawn I decided to hang around and watch everything the kid turns to me flips me the bird and then makes a show of opening the bottle and taking a big gulp out of it oh man you could see his brain suddenly short-circuit gag reflex kicked in along with the sudden need to swallow I could tell that his mind was fighting with itself eyes the size of saucers the gag reflex won and he blew the liquid out all over the front of his shirt then pants then he started to dry-heave turned several interesting shades of color to all the while the mom was watching him patting his back eventually she carried him off in the direction of the restroom to be cleaned up the kid looked like he'd never trust a coke ever again I ended up speaking to the lady later while we were all on the bus apparently the grand mom had seriously spoiled the kid giving him anything and everything he wanted mom for her part was trying to teach him that the world didn't work that way I think her little stunt with my spit bottle made of points just reading this story almost made me wanna gag I can't imagine Oh like I can't imagine swallowing someone else's spit so I was at the mall shopping when mother nature called and I had to go to the ladies room there was a line for the woman's room and in front of me there was a woman entitled mom with her son entitled kid that looked about eight or nine years old he was in my opinion getting a little old to be accompanied by mommy in the girls room but I just decided to mind my business because I'm not a mom and I don't have to think about these kinds of things it's finally my turn and I go into the restroom and choose my stall it's a really big restroom with at least 20 stalls and it's full I start doing my thing and I hear women in the stalls next to me shouting excuse me go away and stop you're too old for that along with manic giggling from entitled kid I'm caught with my skirt up and too late to change positions when I realized this tiny perverts hands are on the floor in the stall next to me getting ready to move on to mine all you women know that it's hard to back out of this position once you're committed to it or else the tampon goes to waste I immediately warned him not to check my stall or I'll kick him in the face excuse me entitle kid decides to check anyways I'm in a defensive position I kick him in the face as soon as he takes a peek looking for him I was wearing flats entitled kids screams and starts bawling his eyes out shouting for mommy entitled mom storms over to my stall pounds of the door as hard as she can what did you do to my baby can I add she didn't wash her hands yet I ignore her feeling no guilt and finished my business I opened the door and she shouts at me why did you kick my baby in the face why was he close enough to my stall for me to kick him in the face he's a child it's normal for them to be curious well I warned him and I frankly feel very uncomfortable changing my tampon in front of an underage boy I am frankly embarrassed but felt she needed to know the compromising position I was in the woman in the bathroom here and begin giggling and snorting at the absurdity of the situation entitled mom blushes and looks disgusted at my frank remark a woman near me agreed that he was too old to be checking under women's bathroom stalls and then entitled mom should be watching her son more closely if she is to bring him into the women's restroom with her you assaulted a small child I'm calling security on you I'll tell them exactly what happened and now he violated all the woman in the stalls next to me entitled mom leaves but I guess she felt outnumbered because she didn't call security instead she stormed out of the mall dragging entitled kid by the wrists while muttering under her breath I feel like this poor kid is gonna grow up developing some weird fetish where he literally can't get it up unless he's watching some stranger pee while he's getting kicked in the face so first a little background this happened about three to four years after I moved out of my parents house and have been living independently then one day I get this string of text from my mom hey how have you been doing what do you have - two weeks from now I've been doing all right I started lifting weights and exercising more I don't think I'm doing anything too exciting next week why you ask perfect me and my boyfriend going on a trip and need you to house it and watch the dogs for us sorry but I can't just leave for a week please the dogs miss you and I'd really hate to put them in the kennel sorry but I have a job I can't just go missing for a week why can't you drive to work from my house because it's a two and a half hour commute each way you have vacation days right just use them no please I feel really bad about putting the dog in the kennel you know how much she hates it you obviously don't feel that bad about doing it then I hear nothing from her until the day before they have their trip Hey we're leaving for our trip today and I was wondering when you were going to be here I want to show you some things before we leave what part of our last conversation gave you any idea that I agreed to this that's very rude of you and no way to speak to your mother now can we expect you here by 5:00 and at that point I just put my phone on silent and stopped talking to her I don't think I've ever seen an entitled parent story where the entitled parent was the actual parent of Opie but come on what kind of person is like I want you to spend your vacation days you can look after my pets while I take a real vacation so my uncle recently got remarried so that reminded me of an incident that happened when his son was very young now I used to have a very decent relationship with my uncle he was the youngest of my dad's siblings and born almost 15 years after my dad he was always kind of a wild child but when he had a son he really settled down so during the summer we all head over to my aunts farm during the summer this year spider-man 3 the Tobey Maguire one had just come out now I was still pretty young about 13 at the time entitled brat was about eight being quite a bit younger than me now I was a late bloomer and just hit that wave of puberty where girls sprout up like weeds we were talking about spider-man and how it was his favorite movie I liked it too so I tried to talk to him about it he got upset and said girls couldn't like spider-man entitled brat says I've probably never seen it I just roll my eyes and describe the plot to him and he gets really mad but for now he simmers later entitled brat asked me to come outside and push him on the swing and I do once again I'm much bigger than him so I can push him pretty high now it was apparently his plan to show me that he was a boy and much stronger than me so when he offered to push me on the swing I accepted he wasn't strong enough to get me very far this enraged him I tried to explain to him because I'm so much bigger than him I weigh a lot more but entitled brat was having none of it he runs off into my aunt's garage and comes back with a wood baseball bat I am so shocked the first swing hits me clean in the stomach the second was not too lucky I'm bigger than him and pissed because I just coughed up half the orange pop I've been drinking before I grabbed the bat wrenching it from his hand I tell him never hit me again and apparently I am so scary in that moment that he runs inside and gets his dad entitled uncle storms out and the following occurs what did you do to my son Mia sputtering he he hit me why is he crying I didn't let him and why not he was just playing he hit me with a bat not long after that the rest of my family came down my dad and uncle talked and we just went about the rest of the night normally except I was told I had to stay by my mom during the half hour drive back to our home my dad was pissed and told me my uncle tried to have me not just sent home which meant the whole family would have to leave but he wanted me banned from family gatherings from there on the fax my cousin admitted to everyone exactly what happened as he saw nothing wrong with his actions saved me from a lot of trouble naturally I wasn't but my uncle was always super wary of me whenever I was around from then on honestly I'm waiting for one of these days when an entitled parent posts on reddit as if they're the victim like I invited my brother's family to a picnic the other day and I gave them lunch and in exchange they let my precious boy beat their daughter with a baseball bat the nerve of these choosing beggars they're so selfish my fiancee who will call in died very unexpectedly in 2016 at the age of 35 I was 26 at the time we lived together in a house on a few acres I'd lived there for a couple of years and he had lived there most of his life his grandfather built the house and when his grandparents died the house was willed to their six children one of whom was ins mother when n's mother died her share was willed to in and his two siblings so n was a partial owner of the home his aunt who will call are also lived there she was mentally unstable in many ways I won't get into except to say that she was a serious hoarder consequently the house was in disrepair honestly it was not fit to be lived in and could have easily been condemned but it was a rough time please spare your judgment if you can in and I were in their process of getting an apartment when he died since in an our were the only partial owners living there they paid all the property taxes and for repairs etc I contributed to after I moved in it's not like N and I were just squatting there or something a couple months before n died r had some health issue that resulted in her being hospitalized and then moving into an apartment that's when the entitled family ends aunts uncles and cousins swooped in and started demanding that we move out so they could sell the property okay fine we were planning on moving anyway they were really unrealistic about the timeline though at one point they insisted that since we were low-income all we needed to do was contact the government they weren't sure which department and they just give us a small house in some land that's how out of touch with reality these people were they just show up in the house whenever they wanted which I guess legally was their right but it's also pretty rude and entitled to just come into someone's home on a regular basis without even speaking to them while you're there much less letting them know beforehand anyway when in died they were unabashedly elated two days after he died I was at the house collecting some of my things when I got a text from his sister who was an angel we'll call her is saying that they'd message his out-of-state uncle's wife asking her to message a s about me because God forbid anyone be direct apparently they wanted me banned from their property immediately we'd been living in sin and now that n was gone I had no reason or right to be there I was devastated at that point I wanted to take everything he'd ever touched and scoop it up and hold it close to me forever I couldn't bear the thought of not being able to have anything of his as an afterthought I realized all of my stuff was also still there luckily AAS stuck up for me and said I could be there as long as I wanted she lives across the country though so she couldn't do much to enforce it the most egregious display of disgusting entitlement and general but holistic Uppal days later I was at the house frantically trying to load up the car with the things that made up the life that N and I shared together which was taxing both physically and emotionally I was crying when n's cousin who will call EC appeared in our bedroom her smiling like I'm an old friend and we just ran into each other at Costco hey isn't this crazy and died so suddenly he was fine a few days ago me through tears yeah it was very unexpected her laughing I know well at least we can sell this dump now it's then that I hear people talking and laughing in the next room apparently he had brought her teenage daughter and several of her daughter's friends to gawk at the house our home where we lived and loved was being openly mocked with zero regard for my feelings so when do you think you'll be gone I'm not sure I'd like to get as much of n stuff as possible and a s asked me to get some of their mom's things her frowning well I guess I'll have to talk to a s about that their mom is the reason this place is so rundown you know she laughs again I don't see why a s would want any of this garbage note that this is blatantly false as the house had been in pristine condition until n's mother died and Aris hoarding worsened to the point that n could not keep up with it all so they were new keepsakes and heirlooms that were not at all garbage I'm sort of dumbfounded by this whole exchange and way too emotionally drained to deal with it so I just get back to what I was doing later that night ec Sister messaged me asking what I'd done with arse box of plastic horses are one of them back immediately of course I had not taken it why would I want a box of plastic horses hint I would not I elected not to reply after that they got more aggressive about me not being there because I was a plastic horse thief it was an artist by trade and they started just throwing away all of his drawings and taking some of the more valuable figurines he had the last day I was there my mom went with me after getting the last of what I could I just wanted to walk around the house one last time and sort of say goodbye to the place we'd spent so much time together in a place I'd never be again of course the family showed up and my mom tried to calmly explain that I would be out soon and would not return she tried to appeal to their sense of humanity by explaining how traumatized I was from his death and how I just needed this for some semblance of closure but his aunt got in her face and lectured her about how Ann was in heck and I'd be going there too then my mom who somehow managed not to knock her teeth out reminded her that AAS had told me I could be there they all responded by calling the police to have me forcibly removed we left before the police arrived and now that's my final memory of the place where the most amazing man I've ever known taught me how to love I'm sorry it's a bit anticlimactic but this really was cathartic for me to write if you've read this far I sincerely thank you I just love how this entitled family thinks that Opie is going to heck because they were living in sin meanwhile oh yes welcome to heaven I see that when you were alive you were a terrible human being who treated grieving widows like garbage please come right in you definitely belong in heaven that was our slash entitled parents and I'm curious if an entitled parent came up to you and demanded that you show your privates to their kid what would you do

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Length: 17min 41sec (1061 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 24 2019