r/Entitledparents ENTITLED MOMMY VS ARMY SERGEANT!

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welcome to our slash entitled parents we're an entitled caring tries to take on the US military our next story is from Nick knocks so let me tell you all about how this entitled mother tried to have me be her free babysitter and lifeguard we just got one of those above-ground pools you set up yourself that has four feet deep and fourteen feet around we spent the majority of two days prepping and filling it and letting it warm finally yesterday it was ready and my daughter asked if she could invite a little girl she is semi friendly was from down the street to come swim with her since they are eight they are tall enough to stand with HIDs above water so I said okay well her little friend brought her toddler sister who was probably on the younger side of two definitely too small too stained with hit above the water well I tell the friend that the little sister can't get in the water unless her mom is here to watch her and send her home with the message they both come back and she says mom said she's finding her float and I can watch her and I said no it's not fine I do not think an eight-year-old is responsible enough to watch a toddler in a pool and I am NOT going to be the one watching her either you need to tell your mom either she comes to watch her little sister or she is not getting in the pool they both go home and then both come back at this point I am livid and walk back to their house with them and pound on the door no answer I keep knocking and then the garage door starts to open and this woman backing her car out I quickly went and stood at the end of the driveway with all the kids in tow both of hers and both of mine she gets out of her car all pissed off and asked me what my problem is I tell her my problem is that I'm not her babysitter and then I am definitely not going to be responsible for keeping her baby from drowning in my swimming pool on my property she then proceeds to start baby talking her own kids saying I'm so sorry baby's the mean lady isn't going to let you swim I'm so sorry princesses and on and of course toddler burst into tears and then entitled mom screams at me look what you've done you've made her cry and ruined her day hope you are proud of yourself she then snatches up little sister who was screaming and tosses her into the car and screams it friend - get in - friend is red in the face and you can tell she is so embarrassed and just mumbles sorry while climbing in the car entitled mom then proceeds to peel out of her own driveway and we walk back home sure how much of a garbage human being do you have to be to have an actual eight-year-old judge you for your behavior our next story is from homeless ninja backstory join the army right out of high school during basic training I volunteered for unit within the army known as the old guard tug from here on talk is responsible for ceremonies in the DC area and funerals in Arlington National Cemetery amongst other duties talk consists of units you may have heard of such as the US Army drill team and the signals of the tomb of the unknowns as well as lesser-known platoons such as the presidential gun salute battery and the u.s. army continental color guard and is the oldest active unit in the Army I only say this to emphasize that talk isn't some unheard-of rifle company from BFE it's a fairly big deal in the Army and in the DC area in general story time so no kidding there we were it's the fourth of July in DC big celebration all kinds of stuff going on I'm sure you can picture it most of the celebration goes on in front of the Capitol on the National Mall as part of the festivities my unit the presidential gun salute battery fires the baseline for the performance of the 1812 overture three-inch anti-tank guns firing blanks only the more seasoned guys in the platoon get picked to do it so the rest of us are given a cordoned off area in the very front we bring some food some chairs our families and we have a cookout during the day and watch the show when it starts during the earlier parts of the day it isn't too crowded but as evening draws near it becomes packed in nearly shoulder to shoulder fortunately as I mentioned before we had our own area at the front roped off from the general public giving us ample room to have our cookout a perk of working for the government throughout the day we would have people politely ask if they could join us we said no but we're always respectful we weren't in uniform but we had our unit t-shirts on so we were still representing the Army enter Karen its midway through the afternoon still a few hours before the show we're enjoying the weather and the time off I happened to be near the edge of our area when I hear someone behind me I turn around and there she is pinched face and a haircut that says I want to speak with your managers manager excuse me young man could you ask your father to take this rope down this is supposed to be a public area for everyone and my kids can't see the capital mind you there are signs hanging on the Rope every five feet explaining the purpose of the rope me with my best PR smile I'm sorry ma'am this area is reserved for members of tog and their families if you'd like to come back a little closer to dusk will be taking the rope down around then talk I've never heard of that before me always happy to drop knowledge ma'am tog is the primary ceremonial unit for the US Army and escort to the President of the United States of America I don't see the president shouldn't you be escorting him or something then she rolls her eyes uh I had no idea how to respond to that fortunately I was saved the platoon sergeant places his hand on my shoulder good afternoon ma'am I'm sergeant first class guy in charge obviously made-up name what seems to be the problem as I knew this was my cue to get the freak out I went back to my chair and observe their interaction couldn't hear anything but the interaction concluded with Karen walking away looking annoyed didn't think anything else of it until about two hours later we're cleaning up our trash breaking down the chairs and tables and such out of the corner of my eye I see Karen approaching us again this time with two Capitol police officers in tow the platoon sergeant must have noticed too I heard him mutter what in the Freak under his breath as he walked to intercept the trio I didn't hear all the conversation but we all heard of later officer is what seems to be the problem the cops obviously exasperated by the situation sergeant guy in charge we received a report that your soldiers were making lewd gestures and comments towards this woman's family is there any truth to this the platoon sergeant laughs absolutely not I've been supervising them all day nothing even close to that has happened today the cops nodding as though this was what they expected we had assumed that but we had to follow up sorry to bother you you mean you're just going to let them sit there and hog up all of this space I drove my kids nine two hours to see this ma'am these men are here with the express permission of the Capitol Police and the District of Columbia there are signs there he points to a sign not three feet away that explicitly state that the platoon sergeant tries to defuse the situation ma'am we're cleaning up this area right now as soon as we are done we will be removing the rope to let everyone in if you can be patient and wait we can get you and your family right up front here in about 20 minutes Karen proceeded to stare at them much like a cow stares at an oncoming train then she spun around and walked away without another word we think it's all over we go back to what we were doing we were wrong we're just finishing up taking the ropes off of the pylons and sacking the pylons in the arms of another dude in the platoon out of nowhere here comes Karen trailed by her four children and obviously stressed spouse I am assuming spouse could have been boyfriend or baby daddy it's about time get out of my way Karen all butts screams as she goes barreling right through private another guy got a pause here for a second to be in talk you have to be between five ten and six four and maintain the Army's standard of physical fitness to add to that tog is an infantry unit if you aren't aware infantry are generally the frontline soldiers in combat and we are trained for just that so suffice to say none of us were small nor weak Karen was probably around 180 ish pounds so when I say she barreled through this dude I mean is she put some force into it the guy goes sprawling to the ground steel pylons fly in every direction a couple hit him in the face chipped a tooth and split his eyebrow open one pylon bounces off the ground and hits one of Karen's freakin trophies in the leg the kid probably 12 or 13 starts wailing like he lost a limb as we are helping the guy to his feet Karen is losing every last ounce of her cool red-faced screaming about how she's going to sue us for assault how we probably aren't even real soldiers how we've ruined her family's vacation blah blah blah at this point platoon sergeant is done with her if Karen thought she was being loud she quickly learned that there are a few things louder than a pissed-off senior non-commissioned officer with a single word he quieted everyone within 50 feet of us stop paused for dramatic effect that is enough you have been harassing me and my soldiers all afternoon we have tried to be nice we have tried to be respectful you have been nothing but rude now you've injured one of my soldiers this stops now I think Karen might have had a small stroke right then she stood mouth a gape not able to utter a single word and then as if right on cue Here Come those two Capitol policemen they hadn't been far away and had seen the entire incident I didn't think Karen's eyes could get any whiter until the first officer pulled out a pair of cuffs and said ma'am turn around and put your hands behind your back you are under arrest for assault and harassment she tried every excuse she could think of but the cops were having exactly none of her garbage they talked to the guy who had been knocked down he wanted to press charges so they carted her off I don't know what the father did with the kids they disappeared when the cops took Karen come to find out after the guy who had been knocked down came back from the court hearing Karen had been carrying three bottles of pills that weren't hers and two stolen credit cards when the cops searched er no idea what kind of time she got but it wasn't enough after all was said and done we watched the 1812 overture and laughed about Karen for weeks afterwards the guy was fine a chipped tooth and a little bit of bruising nothing major fortunately I feel really sorry for the guy who got knocked down because for the rest of his life it's gonna be like oh you're a soldier how did you get that cool scar on your eyebrow were you like in a knife fight with a terrorist or something uh not exactly some entitled mom pushed me over because she wanted her kids to get a better view that was our slash entitled parents and just a reminder if you'd like to donate to prevent child abuse org the link is down in the description

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Length: 11min 49sec (709 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 29 2019

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