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hello everybody and welcome back to my youtube channel or welcome to my youtube channel i'm call me chris you can call me chris oh my god chris did you get your hair done i did get my hair done thank you for noticing it's one inch shorter and it's a little blonder that's about it but i'm looking at your hair did you do something different it looks nice you look cute look do you look nice you always look nice though it's kind of annoying really we're gonna watch people uh with instant regrets because what do we like we like watching other people fail say it look me in the back there you go all right let's get into it [Music] this is cute but it's old yes 13th century medieval bed frames but you still sleep baby i'm in a mental hospital right now [Music] i have the same bed frame oh i love those things make a wish like a wish he inhaled it fun fact i did that once and my dad said that if i inhaled one of those it would go into my lungs and then it would grow inside of me as time went by so every time i fell asleep and i felt like you know those sharp pains that you get in your insides i thought it was the plant growing inside of me and i had panic attacks thanks dad on my elevator get it up what's going on it's oh my god the shoes are caught get out get out get out get out oh my god that's terrifying oh no is it eating his shoes no no i will remember you will you remember me don't let your life pass you by what are we talking about shots shots and the cap he's gonna learn how to swallow sorry why did you think it was a good idea did you think it was a blizzard it's it's like lemonade it looks like it is your time of the month in your car sorry oh that looks like the worst idea that looks like it's yeah oh that is so much food wasted wasted i just channeled the gordon ramsay right there idiot sandwich you are idiot sandwich what are you an idiot sandwich what you know you live and you learn you know you just eat what did you just take a bite out of what did he eat what do you take a bite out of swallow oh you didn't not let me take a bite out of a woman with the skin ew can i have one yeah sure ew how many lemons do you have um i was gonna say that for the end but if you really want to know i mean i guess he said the same thing i have questions when life gives you lemons you make lemonade this man must be the lemon man this man is life okay oh he's on the phone somewhere and i really want to try dude you're gonna ditch your boat how are you gonna get back on the boat if you fall how are you the regret i see the regret i already see it happening what is the plan here can you just jump onto the platform no no i will remain right here okay looking at a fish you just fart the way i just got that on video why did he arch his back to fart it's like a cat farting is so gross okay we got a man going on to a barrel is he gonna fall in he's probably gonna fall in you'd have fallen and that is where you live now so i started my own business now you work 24 7. that is the downfall of working for yourself sir i understand that interrupting the video to thank today's wonderful sponsor which is seat geek summer concerts are here which means you can get 20 off your tickets at seatgeek with my promo code kmk if you are not familiar with seatgeek seatgeek is a ticketing app that makes buying tickets super simple i personally have the seekgeek app on my phone and it is by far my favorite way to buy tickets to concerts events festivals comedy shows everything with so many amazing concerts and festivals happening right now you're not going to want to miss out i'm talking the weeknd billy eilish justin bieber bad bunny and much more i personally absolutely love comedy shows which is not very surprising and i have always wanted to see one of my favorite comedians which is bill burr and i bought tickets in a primo location at a really good price right in the center in vancouver where i live so i'm super excited about that and see geek always wants to make sure that you're getting a good deal so when you are on the app look for the little green dots green means good deal and red means bad deal makes sense and don't worry i have the hookup you can get 20 off your tickets at sea geek with my promo code kmk that is twenty dollars off your first purchase with seek geek using promo code kmk don't forget to click the link in the description to download the app i hate this robin what is this don't worry brother his friends are ditching him those bastards and that is the day that jimmy developed trust issues days later he would go on to kill his five friends in succession of who got off the ride first similar to final destination i'm not even mad at jimmy i would do the same thing as jimmy thank you for doing it this guy this worker's a savage too i feel like that might be illegal if he's like i want to get off i guess he's [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh my legs just got tingly in the good way you guys woke up yeah why are your eyes all bloodshot look at he's she's he's so high in the morning i just woke up at mars your eyes are red your eyes are red yeah my eyes are red you're you're is can you ever see that unicorn outside it's just me no charlie we found a map to candy mountain did you take a quick video of me okay flirting with mommies what's your name i would give him my number immediately hi hi mommy nice to meet you all right we are graduating oh no she putting her shoes back on okay come on stacy you got this walk through it stacey come on what why are you walking like that what's happening what is going on it looks like me when i really need to take a oh work look at that booty gta stripper vibes remote not working right now we switched to a touch screen last night i already told you this you have to actually have to go to the touchscreen touch screen what did i just say find a good documentary oh my gosh i want to do this to my mom i hope she's not watching she probably is she's probably going gonna forget though because she has memory problems sorry mom yeah oh my god this is amazing it's not a touchscreen that's so cute what is that are those chopstick helpers you brought that from home yeah yeah chopstick buddy obviously honestly i need one i'd like to try to be like one of those people that was like ah here is chopsticks i don't need a fork i told you i could use chopsticks never get your pizza with your lactose intolerant friend how did they get footage of me last night and it's super acting like i'm filming a brand deal while my husband is sleeping um it's like it's really long and thick look at that that's what she said that was so comfy it's like i don't even know how to explain it to you guys like what is his face i want to see his face look like clouds in the sky i mean if you've got a word baby this is what they feel like and right like when you're sleeping on it how does it feel like you're in a song right maybe yeah yeah what a supportive husband he's like what i was dreaming about i was dreaming about giraffes eating tacos but yeah yeah whatever you say baby what the hell is this car oh i don't have one oh tire pressure low the joke here is children there is no tire a puppy a little chihuahua is he eating the ceiling don't get a chihuahua man it's kind of uh kind of windy out here huh yeah oh how does that happen was he like sprinting in the wind and the freezing wind and then got into a hot tub i need i i have so many questions i didn't need answers sir what the tire came off whoa whoa how does that even happen wow this is a weird fear of mine i'm terrified if i buy a semi truck if like the tire falls off of the semi truck and like goes through my windshield like decapitates me final destinations now be a good way to go though honestly that is such a good mask oh my god it's so cute i love that i want not saying i love it in my boyfriend i'm filming a video i love you i love you oh that oh that hurts my soul say i love you back that's so cool oh my lord have mercy the only time i've ever seen something squirt like that is when i'm not i'm gonna shut up right how my dad delivered me food through the window oh for covin that's so cute that's so sweet there's a pan over rosanna oh this is me if i'm a parent i hope the only reason i want children is to be able to embarrass them that's it is that selfish probably i don't give a oh is that paint um listen and it's not coming off just gonna go ahead and say she's canceled oh all right well i guess the car oh i guess she couldn't handle it i need to stop the video here the jokes are getting dry drier than my okay that is the end of the video i hope you enjoyed it i enjoyed watching these videos if you liked the video please like the video it really helps out the channel and please subscribe this is obviously been this youtube channel ever happy to have you to the fam and check out these videos if you want to watch more of my content which i don't know why you wouldn't because i'm fabulous i'm sorry no i'm not i'm subpar anyway i hope to see you in the next video okay bye

Channel: Kallmekris

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Length: 12min 32sec (752 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 12 2022