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hello everybody and welcome back to my YouTube channel or welcome to my YouTube channel I'm call me Chris and you can call me Chris and your skin is looking look at that wow it's looking real nice it's looking good no no don't say that it's it's looking like real nice I'm jealous to be honest anyway it's really satisfying to look at just like we're gonna watch some satisfying I don't know what this is satisfying videos because uh not having the best day so I just need some like good Sensations happening inside of me sorry if I get weird during this video watching satisfying stuff kind of like turns me on anyway uh let's get to it foreign [Music] oh that's nice eight out of ten ten out of 10. 10 out of 10. is carpet still like dirty so it's not as satisfying it's like putting lipstick on a pig it's just not the same oh that sound yeah yeah oh yeah that's nice my intrusive thoughts are just like this or like no I shouldn't do it maybe what why is that does anybody else feel like that like would anybody else want to put their finger in that and get it cut off is that weird I should I should stop talking oh that's so oh they're burning the table oh I love that oh yeah keep going keep going finish it if you don't finish it it didn't it didn't get finished oh god oh this is like the pancake art these are always kind of cool I wonder what's going to be Elmo holy [ __ ] how do you do you do that see this pancake is like the second child like me and then there's a first child that just comes out like a burnt pancake with like lumps in it and [ __ ] sorry to all the first children out there oh we got a watermelon that wasn't satisfying what's the satisfying part about this nothing's satisfying is happening oh is it gonna get crushed it got stabbed oh hell yeah look at it Fruit Ninja the [ __ ] out of that watermelon It's gotta be a scientific reason as to why like it feels so good inside gets my loins on fire oh we got her lying on the beach oh she's gonna get so wet oh salt water up the nose that is the worst what is satisfying about that that was oh look at that picture well that is honestly that is [ __ ] amazing oh there's a Donkey Kong's ugly brother oh oh I love that [ __ ] oh look at his squished up face that was like those squishy balls that you got when you were a kid let me backtrack when you went to the dollar store and they had like those squishy balls those sticky squishy balls you slap it on the ground and it went and it just like made no sir the sound was like so satisfying and you throw it against your own face just me okay oh I don't know what they're doing but I like it I like it they could be digging my grave and I would be like yes make it even love it love to see it oh more watermelons whoa what is going on how is he doing this how is he doing this the man is Spider-Man or she oh I'm getting dizzy I can't keep up sorry one second I am dizzy from watching that should I be concerned about that I need to call a doctor what is this oh I used to do flippy books all the time whoa it's like a full that was wait that was amazing I used to do flippy books all the time they were so fun so time consuming but so fun like I learned nothing in law 12 I just did flippy books and now we're here so there's your lesson kids just uh don't pay attention in school and please don't listen to your auntie Chris okay she's crazy what's happening man what are you doing oh oh it's like a spin top top spin and then okay that's cool what is going on it's flying is he Jesus how is that happening I have so many questions then the kids are just like I would be like what the [ __ ] oh we got vegetable oh whoa It's like stop motion it's like stop motion animation almond vegetable Street Fighter that was so cool what the [ __ ] why are people so talented I am useless I know this is just a satisfying kind of video but I've never felt so inadequate in my life okay we are mixing milk or something frothing if you will all right and then we put in the espresso oh no we put the milk into the espresso I don't know how to make coffee okay oh are you gonna make oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh oh is he gonna spread it spread it spread it around wait what is it oh he's filling in gaps wait what is he doing I don't know what he's doing oh but the way he moves that thing is sexy oh hell no my feetsies are tinglings oh I don't like that I don't like that's not satisfying that's terrifying oh I just had a conversation with somebody the other day saying you could not pay me any amount of money to make me do the profession of a skyscraper window washer it is the one profession I would never do and if you're a window washer a skyscraper window washer full respect to you oh she looks so pretty oh whoa it's a magical little LED RGB dress oh my God that's like the Ultimate Gamer dress gamer mode walking down the aisle like this I'm literally The Worst Gamer ever by the way what is he gonna do he's gonna cut the bottle oh cut cut it cut it cut it cut it yeah that's a sharp ass blade I don't know what these facial expressions he's doing but oh God the intrusive thoughts are coming back into my head oh my god oh it's just like I like just so clean so fast you know does anybody else have those thoughts is that just me like I don't want to do it but like I just think about doing it and it being satisfying I'll stop oh my God the way he's skinning that apple oh my God you can skin me like that sir that sounded so bad oh more watermelons oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah now not as satisfying there doesn't tickle my pickle as much I'm so sorry oh cutting snow I'll have a slice zero calorie snack coming right up that'll also dehydrate you and possibly make you die what does this do oh my gosh is this a little tank whoa oh my gosh oh it's like every kid's dream as a kid like if you didn't pretend that you were like telekinetic as a kid and just like looked at something and was like praying it would move I've Got The Power oh oh God Jesus Christ oh my God that plane is real close rent must be very cheap there if that's on if that's by the airport because like every 10 minutes you just hear this sounds like a bomb's gonna hit your house but the rent is three dollars so it's well worth it if in my opinion oh an elephant look at him elephant smells kind of look like a lady flower how are you painting yourself for is he gonna paint is he gonna blend himself into the background get the [ __ ] out of here how how he must have somebody for reference there stop stop oh that's amazing look at that where is he I don't know he could be over there over there over there he couldn't even be in the picture I wouldn't oh my good Jesus Christ mother Mary that is succulent yeah sorry sorry I forgot you were here oh my God border collie's trying to keep a balloon up good job I've never seen something cuter there's so yeah that was so cute did anybody ever play that game as a kid like you got to keep the balloon up no matter what and you'd be like jumping around the living room like hitting your head on corners of tables and if it touched the ground like the world would implode for some reason I went for hours one time with my siblings doing that and then it popped and that is how my fear it was at this moment that he knew is maybe I'm afraid of failure and that's why I'm afraid of balloons popping because that is what that I'm having a revelation right now oh my God oh my God oh my God oh jeez that looks like a bunch of sewage [ __ ] water just flew up in the sky not that satisfying but just smell the breeze okay we got uh Skittles I think okay what's gonna happen you put water in the Skittles oh they're melting what a waste of Skittles send them to me and put them on a plate cover them in water I drink the water too honestly let's see okay yeah drop it on me drop it on me put it on me it wasn't as satisfying as I thought it was gonna be you know when you just like sit under something and wait for it to hit your face and it's like you have that anticipation your mind is in the gutter and I know it stop it I'm abstinent what is that oh my God it sounds like my body in the morning when I wake up popcorn oh great Heavens Almighty I don't even need a man I just need that video to get me off is that cotton candy getting melted oh look at it go that was good oh what is this toy and where do I get it Amazon I don't even know what I would call this mesmerizing satisfying toy oh it's a fidget twister flittle flutter fidget Spinners fidget spinners what is this oh it's like magnets or something [Music] whoo I could play with that all day that's what she said oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh oh yeah oh wait we got another angle [Music] oh it's like popping off big pimple oh it's so satisfying okay this is a Whitehead blackhead what is this oh oh I bet that felt so freaking good I bet that it made a crunch and you could she could probably hear it or he could hear it in their face it's not the best I don't like getting pimples but like when you get like a nice juicy one you're like and then you just like have time with it and it's when it's satisfying when it does it like that clean Pop there's nothing better fellow pimple poppers comment you have to like this video and uh if you think that's gross you still have to like this video and that concludes that satisfying video I thoroughly enjoyed watching those videos I hope you did too if you did please like the video it uh really helps out the channel and also subscribe if you haven't already subscribed this is obviously business YouTube channel ever and if you don't subscribe I will come to your place of work and I will tell your boss that you are watching call me Chris during your workouts and then you're gonna get fired and then you'll be jobless and then you can watch all the colony Chris videos you want anyway I will see your beautiful face in the next video alright bye

Channel: Kallmekris

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Length: 12min 28sec (748 seconds)

Published: Wed May 18 2022