People Having The WORST Day TikTok's

hello everybody and welcome back to my youtube channel or welcome to my youtube channel i'm call me chris and you can call me chris and i know i look like a 13 year old dirty skater boy today is because i didn't wash my hair okay also uh i'd like to point out my awesome shirt look at this and then it says stay positive because i thought it was a good theme of today's video because it's people having the worst day of their life so you know this is fitting i love that so much but yeah i definitely feel like douchey skater boy i'd be like the type of guy that would be taking your daughter home and i'd be like oh no for sure mrs johnson i'll have her home before 10 p.m and if i don't you can spank me just get but not really i got serious mommy issues all right uh unlike myself you look very clean very you smell like you smell nice what is that you got on that's just your natural musk damn that's some nice musk okay i'll stop let's get into the video [Music] oh i love go-karting so fun what's gonna happen holy mother of oh my god i bet like on the first turn she's like jesus take the wheel take it from my head it looked like he or she uh landed pretty well so i think that's good that's good but yeah traumatize it you probably thought about a lot of life choices that you should probably shouldn't have made on that full term and then you forgot about it like two minutes later because that's what always happens when you have a near-death experience oh that is a pothole holy the dog's like how do did you miss oh is it like a sinkhole holy look at that holy and you know the woman and and man i know was a woman a man driving the car and the man was driving and the woman was just like daryl daryl slow down there's a punk daryl he's like honey i don't need directions don't tell me what to do i hope they get out oh my god i hope there's no people in there i guess you could just like shimmy out of the back door there or like the back of it what an entrance so you'd be like hello i'm here all right and we're racing oh he fell so hard but so softly at the same time i hope he's okay that was like the longest fall i've ever seen in my life motorcycling classic ooh these these scare me though like flip up oh oh boy take your hand off the throttle okay well he looks like he's okay though i feel like that was just like some random civilian that's just like if i'll put a helmet on and join how hard is it to ride these bikes oh we got a jeep nothing ever good happens in a jeep because everybody in a jeep thinks that they're badass and can do anything oh no it's rolling back it's rolling back and it's gone careful i don't know if you noticed but your back wheel is in the other person's yard it's always funny when like somebody yells careful but it's always after the fact like i fall off the roof and my mom's like careful yeah next time oh my god oh we got dirt oh no oh god that's a face full of dirt nothing could ruin your day more than that look at him he's just like god damn it that's always uh interesting when you like fall or if you like injure yourself but nobody's around to see it but you make sure nobody's around to see it because that's like the most embarrassing thing ever like when you're walking on the street i'll do an example because i know you guys want that right you're just like walking down the street you're just like i totally played that fall off like so good all right what are we doing is that beer is that like a beer tap thing oh it exploded oh my lord that's like the last time i was with my man and we just we just got started we were two seconds in and just i'm so sorry a projectile vomited you nasty disgusting people how in god's green earth did you get stuck in the hoop like that no i would do that 100 that would be me wow look at how many firefighters does it take to get a girl out of a hoop why does that sound like a corn movie you know what i'm saying [Laughter] what happened oh no the paint truck oh no it sounded like jerry seinfeld right there for a second oh no not the paint what the hell is he doing i've been watching a lot of seinfeld lately wow that would suck oh my god it's all through the front of the truck it's on the driver look at the driver he's like ah i hate this job i don't get paid enough for this and now i have paint in my lungs probably in my bloodstream oh my god what is this a poor attempt at a lift did he get stuck oh my god was the pavement so hot that he got stuck oh my god he's on like a racetrack and the pavement was so or the concrete whatever it is the asphalt got so hot that he's stuck that's funny oh my god i got stuck in the concrete right now about a time oh my god how do you manage that they clearly drove into the construction site that's what you get that's karma okay we got snow that's never good oh sir your truck sir your truck but never mind and now you're going to run down you're going to fall aren't you oh at least he got in the truck that is such a weird accent to have with what i'm wearing right now neither am i so either one of you what is this oh no what did he spill looks like pancake batter but i know it's not pancake batter i'm probably just hungry i need to get food for this house another car another why really what is what is this like the worst james bond getaway i've ever seen in my life that's mission impossible i'm literally a what's the james bond theme song i can't think of the james bond theme song he looks in the camera i can't think of it oh this is gonna drive me crazy holy i'm gonna get home tonight and be sleeping and at 2 am i'm just gonna wake up i just went from scottish to new jersey at 2 a.m i'm just gonna wake up and be like what is going on whoa motor oh my god oh no oh my everything just went wrong there motoring in my truck with daryl in my friend chuck we're a couple of dumb i'm going on tour soon be there why are all these cars getting stuck is that a push oh my god he got his push stuck in it is that no is that a carrera what is that i don't know what the kind of car that is i'm not a car expert oh my god is he gonna get it out how the did he get in there are these like stupid ass drivers i should rename this video to just dumb drivers am i gonna do my own accent in this video maybe maybe not i don't know oh truck semi-truck oh he took a stop sign out of the ground i feel like that truck driver has a vendetta against stop signs okay oh no no no sir sir why would you back up like that what i feel like there's more to this story maybe this guy in this car has some road rage oh my god is he getting upset with him and his car is driving away what is this is a confused purse take this woman or man off the road what the is going on oh buddy no buddy no oh i thought the hoop was gonna decapitate him can you imagine just being a parent just be like yeah go for it buddy go oh my god oh no he's fine he didn't get to decapitated you just broke your wrist yeah walk it off that was my mom i broke 13 bones every single one of them she's like it's not broken and the doctors would be like we had x-rays she literally shattered it in half and she'd be like is it though i think she can walk it off oh my god look at this guy what is he trying to get away from the tow truck but your fate is sealed oh wait maybe not oh my god maybe you got out wow i want to see the rest of that holy oh trampling oh i hope she's okay that sounded like something popped and not just the trampoline god you guys know i hate trampolines i think i've told the story a million times but i almost died on a trampoline i got double bounced and i fell stomach first onto the pole ring thing i thought that was it but no we still here oh my god this is bad this is final destination what the is going on oh my god this tractor is just driving itself this little thing oh my god he's like come and get me i'm free falling that little tractor has waited his entire life to get out on his own and make his own journey and now he's doing it well it's just a beautiful story oh buddy go oh i've always wanted to try that oh now i don't now i know i'm just gonna pass oh what the happened to this guy's car it looks like he ran away from the situation where this happened like he didn't notice it before you imagine he's just like you're getting a full-on head-on collision just you're like i'll just drive away and get home you're like what the happened to my car oh my god i think i think i had a pigeon back there but my front hood looks like the hulk went smash town on this thing what the i'm not funny tonight i have such a bad headache right now yeah that'll do it buddy that'll okay wait it's kind of working oh my god they're definitely trying to evade getting caught by the person that they slammed into at the rate he's trying to fix this but like low-key high-key kind of genius it kind of worked a little bit parker in the garage what are you doing this is the worst getaway i've ever seen in my life oh wow they really are that wasn't even their wow crime we just witnessed a crime oh my god this house oh my god [Music] that didn't work that didn't work oh no oh my god oh it looks like she murdered a family of smurfs holy and she ate them look at her little face she's like i killed the ball mommy and they tasted like blueberries she looks like a psychopath she looks like blue jigsaw oh my god look at this oh no her sister her sister looks like she went fist deep in those smurfs i'm sorry [Music] oh my god oh what is this little balloon thing oh no oh all the pictures oh no are they balloon we will never see you again i will remember you will you remember oh my absolute worst nightmare oh my god oh my god oh my god that was hot oil oh my god can you imagine just getting hot oil all over your face so bad i could not work in a fast food restaurant for that exact reason why did i go british why do i keep getting possessed by other accents okay we're driving we're signaling good and this person didn't see it and that person did see it and got smashed into that's why you need a dash cam folks i don't have a dash cam i should probably get a dash cam because i'm preaching to get a dash cam not sponsored by dash cam oh good he's putting sunscreen on it's like paint is he using paint oh did he change it out oh my god he put paint in he just looks like me look at this guy we look the same that's how white i am oh we're biking oh nice save buddy nice shave that's okay i hope he's okay oh he's good he's good he's limba okay we got a car oh uh sir sir the car goes straight doesn't drive sideways you gonna do it anyway okay oh what the what the oh the end came off of it [Music] damn that's scary whoa sorry i hate when people land on their necks or their head i just oh i hope he's okay i need to watch the rest is he okay is he okay is he okay oh thank the good lord jesus christ he's okay oh my god i just did a little prayer for him even though this video obviously happened like years ago oh my god my heart my stomach just dropped out of my okay i fully enjoyed those videos also very concerned for a lot of people out there be safe out there folks be safe out there if you like the video though please like the video it really helps out the channel and subscribe if you haven't already subscribed otherwise i'm gonna skateboard over to your house and hit on your daughter and if you don't have a daughter i'm gonna hit on you and if you don't i this is starting to sound like a crime never mind thank you so much for watching here are some videos that you're gonna enjoy and i will see your beautiful face in the next video okay bye

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Length: 14min 13sec (853 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 27 2022