REACT WITH CHAT: TURKEY BASTER TWINS

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have to so if you have a computer and you shop online you should have honey and you can get it right now by going to joinhoney.com noel just two easy clicks and you can have it that's joinhoney.com thank you honey for being the first react with chat sponsor and with that uh being said let's get into it good evening everybody i'm back this is called twins want to get pregnant with shared boyfriend aka harry styles fans let's get it we're getting close i'm like so nervous staying with me right can you tell me how can i help you um we're thinking we want to start a family soon soon stop it you guys catching that how they're trying to finish these other sentences annoying only 35 35 70. stop it they're ad-libbing each other you are not the migos shut the [ __ ] up we share our partner we have one boyfriend that we share together his name is ben okay she needs to be pregnant and i need pregnant at exactly the same time that's that face that a parent makes right before they whip your ass you said that you said that all right i'ma close the door hands behind your back hands behind your back and you bend over there's hottest [ __ ] in here i gotta open that door up in my life i haven't seen anyone sharing the same partner and wanted to get pregnant at the same time so i called in a 5150 and i'm getting both of them picked up can i ask does he like me with me and then 10 minutes after like straight away with anna this dude spent like eight years in residency to get these two women in there like does he need to come in me and then her after if we gave him like a right and we quickly did the turkey bastard that was a good question no it wasn't that's the crazy part it wasn't a good question it was dumb i bet some of you are being nasty right now you're hearing all this does he need to does he need to poop in a tucky bastard you went from this you were like man hold up p o r and turkey baster something like that so generally women at 35 years old the chance of getting pregnant in every month is about 15 to 25 percent here's the thing about your eggs because you're 35 professionally we we like to call them uh deflated dodge balls they are beat up they just don't like that anymore so two at the same time one in 36 chance of absolutely you can get pregnant naturally at the same time in the same month they have no idea what that means he said 1 in 36 they're like no we're 35 no no it's a 1 in 36 chance i didn't realize how low it was it wasn't that good like did it piss you off it really did did it affect you did you want to cry in there i mean i can't stop myself because that was that really upset me it pissed me off these are the people [ __ ] of healthcare for everyone else these people go to doctors and they say stuff like this and you know you know what the doctors say they call the insurance company and they say raise those prices turn those premiums up i want them bankrupt 36.8 exactly we're three degrees up ovulating ovulating oh my god we're exactly the same we're three degrees up we've increased three degrees this is when uh two women become best friends and figure out their periods sync up right here this is that whole sequence right there we're exactly the same we're three degrees up we've increased three degrees up oh my god yo they can't call him boyfriend this man is a hostage this man is in trouble we gotta get him out of there it's the opening shot to a 824 film when they use that like scary horror like honey there's something in the bedroom after sex you've got to put your legs up on the wall for like half an hour so we've been doing that pineapple for you girls thank you thank you for how long you gonna do this for another half an hour synchronized ovulating you've seen it here first folks it's definitely going to be a challenge getting them both pregnant oh hell yeah dude hey shut up we look nothing to like such a damn mouth fresh pineapple why are they like this that's what i want to know i don't know why they're like this this is insane i feel like i'm watching when two women actually like the same guy they're both at a party like trying to out drink the other one and it's like some movie situation where the guy's in the middle and he doesn't know why they're both acting like that and then it's just kind of that same feel to it there's a part three we'll go into part three real quick i really don't know if i can show this they're like topless they're doing that thing where they're trying to be like each other so they look like two little figurines on a you know like an automated christmas model display like when they show the two little ice skaters going around in like a hometown buffet like looks like that but they're just shirtless going like this is more accurate [Music] we need the link chad is going crazy give us the link give me the link give it to me you'll be all right man you wish man to get these pregnancy tests from ben all right all right all right all right you want to see it all right and action get the [ __ ] out of here that's what you need right there take a good look take a good look and just stare just stare let me put on some calming music for you i want you to look at this grass really think about who you are i want you to think about the kind of person you want to be i want you to think about self-control i want you to think about your parents if you have them and if you don't think about your future partner what would they think about you right now they caught you thirsting online staring at some jugs what would they think of you do you think it's a good sign when it's really pink we're here right you're nervous yeah we are telling you man it's a horror movie oh you nervous yeah we are here we are yeah we are we've got to get pregnant at the same time ben you've got to get us pregnant all right let me start let me stop we prefer both of us not be pregnant then one of us be pregnant if one of us is pregnant one of us will have to eat the baby if we're unable to get pregnant at the same time we're gonna have to eat the baby let's do it together [Music] he's he's thinking oh no please no please let me get a zero please double zero this man is playing roulette come on i need a double zero i need that 34 out of 36 chance right now does that mean i think that man that long they're gonna kill him they're gonna cut him up in a hundred pieces they're gonna kill him we're not pregnant oh we're not pregnant ben why aren't we pregnant ben come here make us pregnant ben come here and make us pregnant oh god oh my god that was a lot that was a lot no get out of here we're not pregnant together at least we're going through it together he's terrified man he knows he knows he's getting stuffed in the chimney tonight we haven't let you down don't worry about it all right all right i just got one guys got one question okay okay he it looks like he's alive it looks like he's alive i think the craziest part of all that is that women can pee on paint sticks and it'll tell you if they're pregnant you know a little dipstick they put you know just lean over lift one leg up like a flamingo and just [ __ ] wave that out like a polaroid [ __ ] empty perfect one of them did not die one of them did not die shut the hell up man you guys are lying they just got engaged two days ago smell like cap in here oh bad what a stream [Music]

Channel: Noel Miller Live

Views: 453,803

Rating: 4.9877105 out of 5

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Id: ZmLsH8AxtG8

Length: 11min 4sec (664 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 21 2021