REACT WITH CHAT: DOUBLE DOSE

[Music] [Music] this [ __ ] banks I'm gonna finish this shake and let this play out [Music] okay chilly very nice choice this is frightening you know Barcroft stays blessing us with the [ __ ] terrible [ __ ] let's get this video started oh this is a I'm a pastel goth here it goes [Laughter] oh that is cinema right there you saw the way that I haven't you saw the way that heaven oh it's terrifying bruh that that first frame is frightening you're not as crazy as you think you are for expressing yourself through art you know she looks like she looks like when an older sibling gives their Barbie doll to their like newborn sibling and they just go [ __ ] it up with markers that's what this looks like she's got a bunch of pins and stickers and all kind of [ __ ] did you do what did you it was it was fine and the way I would describe my look is get me out of here somebody pick me up please and get me out of here an alternative twist on Japanese fashion I like to incorporate tattoos piercings into more cutesy things I'm not I'm not a fashion person but is this really this is cute so the first thing I do when getting ready is I grab my contacts I have like a ton to choose from this is what happens when you watch anime for too long look I'm not insulting anime I'm just saying yeah be careful you can overdose you can overdose on anime for over a year and a half now and day by day it just gets crazier and crazier I'd like to get up an hour and a half before I get ready I'll surprise you get it done that quickly I would think at least two hours depending on the day I do different colors I do different things just all depends on what I'm feeling that day and when I'm feeling inspired by maybe I don't know [ __ ] about makeup I don't notice it about Megha but I just imagine huffing chemicals for an hour and a half is probably gonna make you feel pretty good just looking Hey look I didn't say makeup wasn't relaxing creativity can come in all different aspects just feel like this is an extension of my personality and Who I am she just invented a whole genre for herself nam pastel goth I'm first up pastel goth is a thing I don't feel as though there's a difference between me without makeup or me with makeup oh no no there's a pretty big difference I bet she cried when my Chemical Romance broke out she cried when her parents broke down alright when she was baby sad the babysitter just stuffed her into the dollar cupboard and eventually she became an I always knew that I wanted to like push social boundaries I wanted to do something different and I knew that the way that people express themselves through like what they saw in the media was just not for me oh there it is ladies and gentlemen we got her [Music] exhibit a bag him and tag him I decide to surround myself with people who love and support me no matter what whoa all right all right all right I don't know about cutting the baby heads off but we'll see I am NOT like artistically inclined unless it's like drawing on my base this is Willy Wonka's outfit this man got on just walked right off of Beatles cover just and I met at the mall he says they met at the mall like that's surprising I think that's about the only place they could meet we met at the mall I was running around with my faux Fox tail and he took me home and nurtured me into what I am now which is a pastel goth evidently anybody who sees Jess for the first times going around like wow wow like whether or not it's negative or positive she's so bubbly and full of life that it kind of helps my cynical introverted attitude this man talks about her like a book he had that PR statement prepped he knew he was gonna himself into man what the [ __ ] dude oh [Music] yeah [ __ ] man I'll jam out Helia what a turn of events bruh this man looked like some of y'all from the back this man is the worst combination to Chili's point he's an acoustic guitar guy and he's a redditor this man and and brony raised the triple threat he's like you know king ghidorah with the three heads but it's an acoustic guitar on one head brought a brownie on the other head and just his pink ass hair [Music] Neverending grab it sound like he's edging the whole time hey bruh no you know what who's the [ __ ] main character on yu-gi-oh that's what it is that's exactly what he looks like well [ __ ] Pegasus whatever man activate my trap card this may guy he'll a trap cards in his flesh look at it look at this [ __ ] it was jagged someone want to fight this [ __ ] he just like suddenly the world around you goes purple I send in my blue-eyes White Dragon and then she comes up now you don't look like Timothy sha'lame you look like somebody but that ain't it generally people don't say many things to us and if there are comments they're really positive yeah because you live in Rhode Island and your population is 9 how long does it take you to do your makeup all them shoes actually Balenciaga would sell some shoes like that just as [ __ ] up too and everyone would think they were dope my estimation just gets many more negative comments when I'm not around it's easier to throw something at a person without the ramifications of a group backlash this never happens get out of here this doesn't happen I don't if you asked me that last year if I was gonna be Who I am today I would not know what if you asked me who I was gonna be last year I would not know [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] fake smartass [ __ ] get out of here get out of here I feel like every day I do my makeup I'm just closer to my purpose I don't get it speak your [ __ ] truth did tend to given us those decotis that's great speaking of Cody we got a documentary about Cody ready right here look we'll see how far we get in on this but we got the cody code documentary right here I know Cody and Kelsie you're gonna come upside my head you gonna call me call me on all the [ __ ] with this let me see how deep we can get into this I will honestly say that sex with an older man is better and that is something you don't get from somebody hearing this may look gassy as hell they don't really care or they just assume they're doing it right Oh yikes you kissing your daughter with that mouth [Music] they really hung in there I'm 54 gonna be 55 in February I'm 24 I just turned 24 in September and we do have a 30 year age gap easy hella proud he's like yeah we have a 30 age gap 30 years counted one two three proud as hell we've been together three years three okay I was attracted to her blonde hair she had a beautiful smile she used the word Disney in her profile and I thought well she guys to be a Disney fan or basically everything is off because I'm kind of a Disney aficionado if there ain't some I don't know if his irony but there's something very funny about a 54 year old man finding a girl on match.com and he wants to take her to Disneyland [Music] polo bud hell yeah those dad's socks be killing her [ __ ] in bed my guy oh just clapping her [ __ ] from the back I am a bit of a Disney aficionado myself I never was attracted to guys my age like my age within like one to two even five-year difference I was never really into it can I say this poor people just really wasn't my thing I was looking for someone with you know a foundation like a physical one like an actual house my ex-boyfriend is actually older than Vince see the way he munched that hmm that's that good Buzzi right there did I miss some Oh tuned her out oh nice dude well my my ex-boyfriend is older than this but [Music] he's on life support now so we had we had to this is how he's feeling he's feeling incredible I'm sitting here eating good Asian food with my ten year old girlfriend this was my first age gap relationship that I've had aren't you pregnant what are you doing what are you doing I never really thought that it would be a long-term thing I I never thought it'd be a long-term thing I thought I was just going you know and be out but she stayed and now I'm stuck there were some things in my marriage that were lacking I actually felt that a younger girl would be able to provide those for me what could you what could you possibly mean other than my marriage was lacking I didn't feel like I was buying enough text books I just felt that we couldn't discuss today's memes you know about ten years ago my wife stopped giving me top and that's just something I require as a you know an incredible dad like me needs some incredible top so I need a top Susan that's where you lost me [Music] bruh that's wet met what the [ __ ] were y'all doing this ain't the outfit kissing her like you blown into a balloon oh yeah hey you guys are right he was clapping her in the dad socks anything by the book she likes older men I was like okay that that is so much disappointment so much disappointment yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah should be [ __ ] old dudes now we can't go anywhere because anyone that I could potentially meet you see you see my problem here it took a while he's certainly got it different sense of humor she callin her childish that is that is high level white lady passive aggression right there she called him childish and a [ __ ] bomb and corny that was the translation right there white women talk with their eyebrows white women talk with their eyebrows like the longer this move is that's the longer the the [ __ ] you yep okay you think is vibrates he just bust ass on his child our daughter is the biggest thing that's changed me yeah cuz it came out of you you [ __ ] dunce this is so [ __ ] for this kid this kid's gonna be 20 in his or dad's gonna be like dying Vence does have another child he's 26 so he is 2 years older than me my son I think is uncomfortable but I don't know if it's so much about the age gap is as that it's the fact that you know I divorced his mom love us that's gotta be shitty for his son his dad just [ __ ] flexing on the gram his dad just doing hell a young [ __ ] I'm out here at Disneyland with my girlfriend what's up gang we're gonna get some funnel cake later because I love those not working a job because I'm retired and my son is working a shitty job while I get to Mack this beautiful young pieces we had unprotected sex for about two years and then magically I was pregnant yeah magically magically it didn't happen sooner yeah damn it yeah we did have unprotected sex for quite a while he doesn't sit right there I'm the pullout God we had sex unprotected for a very long time I didn't think this pistol still worked but lo and behold you know daddy's got more than hollow points in there right in that right baby huh balls she wants to jump on them the hole rewind Piper loves my balls she wants to jump on them [Music] come on man come on man I think the sex life is great Wesley is very she's very intimate she's very loving this is just all white dad for she gives me top that's all this is this is an 8 min this video could be summed up in one sentence she gives me top I didn't get top anymore and now I get it sex is sex but sex without love isn't really a connection sex without top just really ain't the same let her breathe better with an older man why because they are so willing to please somebody that's so much younger than them they want to make sure they cover all areas I have somebody that is constantly guiding me in the right direction if I need advice I don't really need to go to my mom why why why why would you ever ask your mom how to please your dude ladies is that a normal thing you were just [ __ ] like a mom do you spit or swallow my next-door neighbor took me to a light Sox game when I was 12 I never never been there before I really enjoyed going it was fun and they really he's trying to sit here pretend like oh they gotta entertain this [ __ ] oh my god is it he's looking like this is like talking to my [ __ ] grandpa dude literally what is this man I kind of feel like I am a mentor which I didn't feel like I was before bro he said I feel like a mentor and I can teach ya cuz you thirty [ __ ] years older than her you're her professor B to some what make her a better person to make her a better person what the [ __ ] condescending as weird [ __ ] is that you have to be careful because you're saying things to a younger person and you can't you don't want to make them feel less than you not like you're their father or not like you're their pair you have to be on the same level you can't you can't you are 50 [ __ ] four you can't depressing part for me is the fact that I won't be able to see her grow up and maybe she won't I don't be able to see her have children it's not set in stone you will have a certain amount of time which I learned from losing my father at a young age dudes is so [ __ ] up her dad passes and now she got a kid with this dude and he got a shitty ass hairline it's [ __ ] up bro I'm hitting eject on this [ __ ] I'm hitting eject ladies if you feel so inclined for an older man by all means but if it comes down to having a kid think about that kid don't be selfish all right think about that child he's like oh it kind of sucks the only thing that really stinks is uh I might be dead when she uh ask kids so no big deal get a babysitter I got my jingle balls shook around if you know what I mean though yeah that's that don't be a dick [Music]

Channel: Noel Miller Live

Views: 2,850,253

Rating: 4.9729133 out of 5

Keywords: satire, comedy, funny, react, reaction, cringe, tmg, stream, noelmiller

Id: iP3jOAGO2WM

Length: 19min 33sec (1173 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 18 2019