REACTING TO “MTV: NEXT” WITH CHAT

what the [ __ ] is poppin gamers I know I haven't uploaded on this channel in a while and I intended to upload more gaming content but my schedule hasn't allowed for that so I figure why not just go back to uploading stream highlights except this one's special because it's basically a reaction video let's go check it out let me know if you like it I got a bunch more I could upload so yeah I hope you enjoy peace I'm curious enough is the same producer or if they use the same sample pack or something like that oh dude melon debunk it I'll look at that all right into this no this ladies and gentlemen this is the money right here this is the money right here okay okay keep that in mind keep that in mind I'm Brittany I'm 19 and I can find fun in any situation anyone at all doesn't matter anyone at all okay I'm looking for a guy that knows life is way too important to take seriously sensitive guy who's in touch with his feminine side any macho guy with too much attitude it's going right back on the RV hey boys you can't win if you don't play [Music] Sean of 18 and when you're dating me there's no need for next my name is David I'm 22 I'm gonna mow this girl's life bro what you gonna save her but I'm Craig I'm 20 and I'm so excited I'm gonna pee my pants this fool is [ __ ] 16 son this fool is 16 right here and my man's right here is 26 no question no question 21 this fall's 40 his wife doesn't know he's on the show [Laughter] the guys are ready for coupons Britney's hoping to score hey watch this watch this I think I got a pretty good shot what are you guys I think if she likes long hair I'm in there my mom says I'm good-looking okay all right do you guys have any strategies out there like when you go out there where you guys gonna do make her run her fingers through my hair first and he's brewing up some right just wait for it wait for it he's gonna blow all right all right wait [Music] [Laughter] yo this is this is the 90s right here calling someone Metro was a dis yo sign you Metro yo Sun did your clothes fit you Metro homie most version on the inside mean he's mentally never had sex he's been unconscious every time he had sex alright let's do this yeah yeah actually this is me this is my bio player on the outside version on the inside licensed metrosexual I'm licensed to be metrosexual [Music] hey Brittany are you my name is Sean sorry I'm gonna have to next do it you're just not tall enough the whistles down [ __ ] you said you could find fun in any situation any fun-sized fun you see that right there you saw the chat right there her titties were small anyway that's death that's a straight dude right there are your titties small anyway [ __ ] name is Shawn sorry I'm gonna have to next you're just not tall enough all women are five three laying down swole with the hot 20 yeah thank you I got a six-foot heart I'm saying yeah it's just n right there that's the whole episode there remember what what if you know what if it just and then it just cut to black and then the remainder of the broadcast was just a black screen for 20 more minutes and that was it be trig with the sub Bonnie sauce with the sub she said I need a man I could look up to literally Shawn's too short to ride the Britney poster David yo could you imagine walking fellows could you imagine walking in a girl's bedroom and there's a [ __ ] there's a legitimate like rollercoaster thing like the height measurement before you they must be 68 inches to ride this ass because I was too short the three of those guys didn't even flinch they're like they're just like well yeah yeah yeah you're small you're like a little baby yeah you're like you're like a kid well it's a little little baby boy a little tiny little yeah makes sense hey guys it is so fake go mow her lawn dude mow that trixx lawn did yeah why is this full oh did you have a this dude just pound kool-aid before they started rolling like why is this [ __ ] so red his teeth everything is just so red predictions how long is your last out there four minutes I gave him eight that's a small act to follow [Music] loves aggressive women this fool likes to get pegged [Music] hi I'm Brittany nice to meet you I'm definitely a silly person I need a guy that can be silly with me so now we're gonna have a little tricycle race yeah you're pretty silly-looking with that [ __ ] tongue ring and that grandma napkin for a t-shirt you [ __ ] idiot you have to put it back and come all the way back to the beginning you ready let's go count of three one two [Music] Ariel titties small Hey look at that she got hit with balls something something oh this bit whoa wait a sec wait a second wait a second wait a second yeah next see what when someone when someone has to play it up I'm fun I'm outgoing I am so chill look at that yeah just it just invalidated everything I'm a silly person I can have fun in any situation do you just [ __ ] sexually assault me next are you [ __ ] serious next are you [ __ ] serious you [ __ ] throw that I mean next did you start throw your [ __ ] balls in my face next oh he's karate dude he's crying oh my god dude there's a scream of pain I don't even know anything even though the ball make it wherever you give me back Oh [Laughter] oh [ __ ] yeah next he just regressed back wait wait wait wait wait for it I thought you liked competition he just regress back to the fourth grade when girls had cooties David temper tantrum got him sent back to the bus for unapi Craig's up next oh my gosh I threw a ball at her head and she's next me I threw a freaking ball at her head and she next to me girl and a tricycle guys like I mean seems like a chill guy with guys and something he comes across there's a guy that like as soon as he sees the girl he gets all choked up with words I don't know if his emo skills will keep to emotional all these fools got the same as hair he's bonkers for classic rock absolutely bonkers I remember that yo this dude this dude's jeans were considered skinny back then and then shit's our bootcut right now dudes now we're [ __ ] jeggings hi I'm Brittany okay nice to meet you hey they look the same they look related they look like a lesbian couple he's here now it's time to switch it up a little bit I'm gonna take you to a surprise all right [Music] stielike the romantic comedies as well do you like movies yeah I like I like movies they're like I like movies too [Music] do you think Craig's are they're doing right now I think she's a pipe the bank Oh yikes yikes you're right you know if she's limber I'm not gonna complain so whatever what this baby jumping ahead like 20 steps can you write tricycle cool now we're gonna deliver babies yo what is this ad what was that the [ __ ] yeah what is this number 1-800 1-800 get jri cool cool got it cool heads yeah sir the baby yo the holo the lady put him in front cuz she wasn't sure which one was a girl got him a this is a this is like the liberal wet dream the husband in front giving birth this is 2025 right here this is the future liberals want they want the men giving the men giving out the babies I'm just kidding don't take that as a political stance see [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] and joking yes Oh me that's Shane Dawson Oh it's fake titties bigger than hers oh you got him got him got him got him it's about to get political welcome to the most insensitive podcast on this side of the Internet hmm yo this is metrosexual what's your face dude Wow Iraq war money saying I'm on some conservative [ __ ] get here [Music] no guys chill out this is Smosh this is just a sketch from Smosh [Music] did a great job you got to know where the most they see what did what an emasculating experience man this woman is crazy little boy get on that truck first yo first of all she she said that dude regress to the fourth grade because he screamed which is fair but also the first day is riding around on tricycles what the [ __ ] is going on with this date also to just pull up and be like alright show me how you deliver a baby they're both like pale as [ __ ] [Laughter] what the [ __ ] the producers say hey alright now go ahead and just just roast them for 10 minutes just say whatever you want but if they had a [ __ ] kid it would come out like a you couldn't even put in your hands cuz it'd be so pay to be a ghost to be Casper had if [ __ ] butt on it did dude she gave birth to be a [ __ ] ghost and be a [ __ ] ghost dude dude if they gave a baby it would just fall out and just be like a jar of mayonnaise cuz it'd be so pale [Laughter] dude if they gave birth it just like in an inflated like food-prep glove because it's just like it wouldn't have any like color to it it'd just be like pale you know take you to one of my favorite furniture stores so why don't you go ahead and take that belly off and let's get out of here dude they gave birth it would look like the thing called the white Walker on this show called Game of Thrones that won't come out for another 28 years look yeah yo what if what if right here it just turned into the Bang Bus it's like right here is did a whole pivot what was that who's that we missed the sub who's that who's that who's that John John are in sub thank you I'm very comfortable around women I'm very comfortable around women because I'm actually a girl surprise to sisters every one of my cousins and all girls I'm comfortable with women because I'm a licensed metrosexual he's laying it down after he's made more money both you combined to the table he got a fat face that estrogen level high up yeah I'm comfortable around women cuz I grew up in a household hot dog water switch brown thank you she's like I want to see how you bounce that ass because I'm gonna hit you with a peg later a lot of things in common and I think you're really sweet which brings me my proposal even on this day 482 minutes so you can either take that 82 dollars and go back in the RV with the other boys or you can forfeit that money for a second date with me which I would absolutely today see inside - of course take the money brother take the money and run into bucks can buy me a lot of Blazers a good look all right what do you guys think you think he takes the money and he takes the money and he takes the money I think he's gonna give in I think he's gonna give in yeah yeah he wants to get them Blazers he wants them Blazers but I think he wants her more I think he's gonna but I was definitely going another day with you what'd I tell you soon what'd I tell you what'd I tell you he a [ __ ] homey high estrogen he's not on that kink body lifestyle allow it in me today Brittany because now won't be fresh my two days this evening she just throws them she just [ __ ] him right there it pulls out the strap-on and digs in damn bangbus I don't know why I don't know why like this is stuff I could easily put on YouTube but I just feel like I just stopped myself entirely I feel it feels more natural this way I don't know why yeah the other force still going up at you [ __ ] pale ass [ __ ] I'm glad I didn't see you or your small titties cuz I'll be fresh for my two dates tonight when I'm getting that [ __ ] good ass top [ __ ] [Music] [Music]

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Length: 25min 26sec (1526 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 22 2018