REACT WITH CHAT: KING OF BURGERS

is this Julie oh wait no no you know what I got one I got one hold on hold on have you guys seen this have you guys seen this it's too funny [Music] [Laughter] uh y'all know this one addicted to cheeseburgers hold up before we get in it before I go before I watch this I have seen an abridged version of this video all right so I'm cheating a little bit but here we go Victor's life is dominated by cheeseburgers burgers are so good now his health is in dire straits foods that I eat and the pills that I'm taking are just fighting each other and unfortunately the cheeseburgers want out of this dark glitter this is a suicide tape the vitamins and the cheeseburgers gotten a war in my body and the cheeseburgers won so this is it this is the last one and his marriage is falling apart if he continues this wait I don't know how much more I can take bro you know in and out got a you know McDonald's some [ __ ] CEO or their food scientist is loving this [ __ ] bro I made a cheeseburger that divorced two people so you gonna hire me to make this whopper or what I end families with flavor you know I'm saying with one week of intense therapy and specialist Mike Dow and JJ virgin great this dangerous addiction I just can't see myself doing [Music] oh now freaky eaters this sounds like a different show [Music] yo B put this on my tombstone Noel Miller wing addict my name is víctor muñoz and I'm a freaky eater goes off-script yeah I love putting cheeseburgers on my wife's and they're like not that not that Victor just talked about the problem action he eats four burgers a day 28 each week which is nearly 1500 burgers every single year I don't eat salad I don't eat steak I stay away from chicken I don't need any vegetables fruit this man is actually the Hamburglar he's the real-life Hamburglar Oh legit I love fishing but there is no way in hell I will eat fish I love these sunglass why why is this the sunglass this is a signature pair of sunglasses for [ __ ] weirdos man you can't trust someone with these sunglasses at all he also got some little ass teeth he has to have scurvy by now my guy you know you laughing back there the reason why I enjoy cheeseburgers so much is because I know exactly what's going on inside there it's simple I like it hold up in contrast to her husband Victor's wife loves nothing more than to experiment with new foods I'm going to culinary school I love all food I don't need anything she meant you love to eat you got this woman in the house learning how to cook she [ __ ] just just brushing up a nice nice rack of ribs for you and you want to eat that [ __ ] garbage 9 to 10 times I'll stop on the way home cheeseburger plane get rid of the evidence and come in the house and then just kind of pick up what she made this man is five-year talk about a man-child this man is 5 years old I know it breaks her heart you know but I breaks my heart even more putting it back on her plate oh that's so sappy why don't you go ahead and take that back I'm gonna take that [ __ ] back yeah that was disgusting I'll [ __ ] with that vegetables to them shits with some garbage hey yeah i'ma go I'm gonna have cheeseburger Victor has been a freaky eater his entire life I would be so happy if I could get him to eat one good meal during the day even trying for years I've been trying to get him to eat a vegetable just one just one just a single and I can't victor became afraid of all other foods and insisted that his burgers be made a very specific way oh I can't wait to see this man having lettuce tomato onions touching my burger I feel like I've been violated if there's a piece of lettuce hanging on the edge of my bun you know I'll rip off like half the bun oh he is [ __ ] five years old holy [ __ ] this man talked about getting molested by vegetables get out of here people got a real trauma and he's using the word violated you gonna see a therapist and so I opened the burger it's [ __ ] tomato seed in there I really feel sick I felt like I had to choose between my pills and the cheeseburgers no [ __ ] bro you got to choose a gene life and death and unfortunately the cheeseburgers one I'm a dime but that's true addict behavior I'm gonna go out I'm gonna smoke this meth I'm gonna hit this H I'm out of here I was by myself let me rot but I'm not let me rot he really said that he said let me write in cheeseburgers bro oh man I gotta give it to him this gangsters [ __ ] that's some [ __ ] Godfather [ __ ] if I don't had a kiss let me rap okay with his marriage and health on the line how do you sit in a place like this daily and not feel like your body's just destroying itself Victor has reached out to freaky eater specialist dr. Mike Dow and JJ virgin I'm JJ virgin and I'm a board certified nutrition specialist my name is dr. Mike Dow I'm a psychotherapist specializing in eating disorders and addictive behaviors yeah JJ virgin so good so good Mike Dow hi I'm doctor well-endowed I know psycho doesn't have anything to do with like someone being crazy but I just like imagining that he considers his dude [ __ ] insane he's just a quintessential psychopath okay when it comes to these cheeseburgers so tell us what brought you here because my diet consists of pretty much burgers and I don't know if there are other foods out there in the world so I need someone to take me to a grocery store cuz I heard that the grocery store has poison in the air-conditioning and I don't want to die I guess the obvious question here is I guess the obvious question here is one who's just you know [ __ ] vegetable man just the way this woman's lips like wrap around her teeth I just know she's always calling things inappropriate I can't physically get it in my mouth there's a force field between me and the vegetables I just I can't thank you she doesn't really know how many I really eat [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] Victor I think it's time that we went and had a talk with your wife I think that's when I pretty much swallowed my heart there's no going back at this point yo Mike Dow just walks right into the living room he goes okay now your husband is clearly addicted to cheeseburgers and in a situation like this I typically advise that you find a boyfriend so what I'm willing to do is extend my services and through a polyamorous relationship we can kill him with cooking and it's just you and me Adriana this is dr. Mike Dow how are you oh this is Adriana Adriana nice to meet you wondering why I'm here yes you're not wondering why he's there there's a [ __ ] dirt TV there's there's a whole ass camera in your house oh oh yeah did he tell you you won a contest yeah no no no no it's gonna get [ __ ] up some of the things that you don't know is that a lot of times when I leave here in the morning oh I'll stop it at the burger place pick up food and a lot of times when it's like you you burger eating [ __ ] this is that face I can't believe I married [ __ ] cheeseburger boy she's like I could have been with Jose I could have been with David I could have been with Michael but I chose cheeseburger boy I don't because I don't think you know you should know I've we've been together for so long I think I've more than proven that I will be here through thick and thin Oh baby we know you there through the thick okay hopefully we get to the thin I will do whatever you want me to do but it cannot be more of an effort on my part thing yours I mean you're the one that's not feeling well you're the one whose health is is in jeopardy look how your how nice she was about that she didn't even get mad at the fact that he's gonna die she was like why don't you just be honest with me why don't you just tell me - nice dude burgers are what make you feel safe I don't want you to put your needs for safety onto a food that is gonna kill you doctor down made a good point if I have to find safety in something find it in my wife you know I mean that's what she's there for you dumb this man so stupid he's so dumb let's do it that's all don't smile with your tiny Asti full looks like this [ __ ] hole oh it's out this [ __ ] is yeah he looks like this [ __ ] right here looking like the Dom oh hey [ __ ] him man he got a loving wife and two kids and yeah here no Freight of lettuce [ __ ] baby it's important for Victor actually see how many burgers he is eating in a year hi there I'm JJ I'm a nutrition expert nice to meet you you see the shock look at her face look at her face her face like yeah he's hungry he's hungry look what got happy is when the burgers fell out of the truck I got first thing he did is look over at Adriana so Victor what do you think all of this represents I'm assuming it represents the amount of burgers I eaten a five-year span he knew he knew he was trying to play it off it's the amount of burgers I eat in a 10 10 10 nine eight eight eight seven six I get six five it's got to be five Kate can't be lower than five right try a one-year spanner Wow what's it like to see them all here just disgusting just disgusting absolutely just just delicious disgusting [ __ ] horrible disgusting gross Victor is it any big shock that you've got diabetes I love that response look it just apparently apparently not I guess somebody here is a scientist apparently not diabetes fairly not the [ __ ] up virgin when's the blindness gonna set in when's the stroke happening or the heart attack Victor is he lifted his eyebrows he's like what about the heart attack he's like well I wouldn't go that far okay okay stick to food JJ you don't always know what you're talking about so it's time for you to make a decision Victor this or your life and your family well I'm going cheeseburger with his burger addiction destroying his health and his marriage Victor has finally resolved to make a change damn she's pissed dude that [ __ ] face that's only a face a mother could make but in order to move forward dr. dad will have to help him overcome his paralyzing fear of new foods I would like for you to order a burger with lettuce just straight lettuce lettuce lettuce let me have a cheeseburger with just lettuce I have never ordered a burger with lettuce ever here we go here we go extremely nervous here we go so how you feeling right now about it you smell the lettuce it's really grossing me out you can't smell lettuce dude lettuce got no smell I've been trying so hard damn hey the fooling him came out this inner fool came out he's like lettuce damn damn bomb so what did you just learn that I can do this no you can't bruh you got so much work to do dr. Dow wants to present an even bigger challenge a food victor has never tried in his entire life Victor I'd like you to order a burger with lettuce and mushrooms mushrooms is evil because mushrooms don't really have taste they just got texture alright if you like chewing on [ __ ] wet erasers there you go how's it taste [Music] I'll take another bite I'd [ __ ] die nothing like a little laced heroin you know I'm saying it's the same thing with Victor finally willing to try new foods the table oh she got that she got that white mom spread the white mom spread I'm afraid dude what do you think that is man what do you think that even is [ __ ] moon rock so you can do it's got a lot of flavor in it what Turkey turkey is dry as hell this man does not know [ __ ] about food I'm talking about oh look at look at this frame its brain [ __ ] off Derek there's so much going on I just don't know fortunately that oh my god dude I just can't see myself doing it it was too many flavors I couldn't wrap my head around you know I was just I'm nice [ __ ] you don't know any flavors you know cheese and [ __ ] carbon now see I'm playing ball with you because I'm giving you burgers right buddy gonna be a healthier choice burger Oh bruh yeah this yep somebody said this that speak to the manager voice you heard that you heard that you see how scared he is scared he is I'm playing ball with you okay okay I bring you something like a burger you eat it now who's gonna do this what hmm that evening Adriana makes a healthy meal of chicken burgers for the whole family and for the first time in a long while Victor actually eats one of her new recipes [ __ ] cuz it's a turkey burger with onion rings get the [ __ ] out of here you get no points for that pounding water cuz you can't hang I've been like headache-free the last two days that's so new to me I haven't felt that such a long time waking up the morning is really different now I mean I'm waking up with more energy I just feel like I'm ready for life after seven full days after seven full days he taking a boat to Panama and eating cheeseburgers till he dies even how did see he can't avoid temptation stroke on the boat because fishing boats have the best burgers in the world that same day doctor Dow and JJ have returned to plan a barbecue with Victor's wife and family to celebrate his successes I don't know if I'm ready ready to eat Fitbit have you ever pleased your wife ever breaks apart really easy [Music] that's good all right success alright this [ __ ] dumbass I'm done with him oh yeah Victor's the type of dude ask how much longer when eating no Victor that I would do need [ __ ] he'd be like can you put cheese on it [Music]

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Keywords: satire, funny, comedy, react, reaction, live, stream, noelmiller, noel miller, tmg, twitch, burger

Id: Yhnqx1T4mxE

Length: 18min 9sec (1089 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 28 2019