r/Crappydesign | intersection...

hi my name's bob the builder i like to ruin your classic staircase designs with a door trying to move some furniture up to the next level why not make it more difficult [Music] hello everybody welcome back to mk my name is jack the snack that smiles back today's art class is all about the do's and don'ts of designing mostly those akin to the similarities of fecal matter so here's all your bags of off curry i'll expect your project submitted by next week stinkiest wins elementary playground expectations let's just note that their acronym is champs because you're a champion if you do these things c of course standing for outside voices appropriate words and language h of course meaning hinder teacher or adult so yep grab those posteriors of those teachers or adults folks a of course is an entirely different acronym on its own apparently dash doing active sports for health oh so dash is able to be used correctly as an acronym but all right okay mocking money mipping mumping etcetera oh no wait emma's too it's also meep your mams and meep to your mouth p of course for peveryone proving and painting perpetua and s because screw you guys let's add another acronym on top of these two and what does spot stand for well if we're gonna base it off this thing can really be anything but let's try it short people off the ship remember them yes remember their sacrifice they walked the plank so you could run the field this emergency alarm button gets blocked when the window is open well clearly the window doesn't want you to just leave like that it wants you to stay it misses you look see i'm giving you ventilation if there's a fire you're fine you could just breathe through me it's fine don't leave me i have abandonment issues uh balconies except screw you sometimes well i nearly fell out of my window fixing the satellite but thank god this balcony didn't manage to catch me well set a camera up in this shower room and you can make a huge drumming compilation about the amount of times people have bumped their heads into that wall there that and get arrested for filming people naked i work at a hotel as a housekeeping manager these he vacs are about six inches away from the bed imagine trying to make the bed hey nothing wrong with a bit of charred fingers it adds to the aroma could help alleviate the dead rat smell at least too before and after for dental work that's right folks with the power of invisalign you can open your mouth that and slightly break your nose maybe also i don't mean to dig on this guy's facial features anymore but come on your forehead crease looks like someone's just photoshopped your face onto another person's face let's all go to the bed this is patrick can't open the drawer because the handle blocks it the same thing happens with the drawer on the right smart it's almost as if you need a cupboard there and not to draw that's all smaller hands what will it be big guy convenience or emasculation i almost when i opened the cabinet in my bnb turns out it was just the design hmm just what i like in my five-star airbnb e-coralise [Music] so i do know makeup in history is part due to trying to simulate the idea of arousal and attraction in a human's body hence the reddening of skin specifically in the lips and the cheeks so when you put this on a cat i don't i know modern perceptions of makeup and beauty himself has changed but i still don't appreciate it being on a cat what time is it camo time smoking bare feet pets prohibited in building well good thing one nicotine addicted chihuahua is wearing shoes today the hooks in the shower curtain are sewn into the curtain so i can't take them off to wash the curtain at this point you just have to accept it and say frick it i'm chucking the whole thing in no seriously this kind of thing here is the exact straw that just you know breaks the camel's back for most people's sanity see i saw this you know i just thought you know what maybe maybe cereal killing ain't that bad the front image matches what the dressing is good with not what it is peaches strawberry avocado poppy seed vinaigrette honey mustard one of these looks like a fossilized butthole can you guess which one it is the strawberry leash your dog people are eating children in this area clean up after them thank you this is why i have respect for anyone who has english as their second or third language not your fourth though that's just bragging say dad where are we going for my eighth birthday today oh we're gonna take you to the dog park son oh boy i can't wait yeah i'm gonna use the barbecue oh man it's gonna be you're gonna be so tender f oh of course sorry i didn't realize it was the state of arkansas um i i don't know if you were trying to recreate a face with this uh advertisement i mean you certainly created a face just not a very canny one they're the same thing guess the correct club logo champions league 2021 edition football quiz yeah damn this clickbait thumbnail sucks everyone knows a good thumbnail is at least 60 to 70 percent a lie this hand dryer blows the water off your hands directly onto the toilet paper wow way to give germs the equivalent of a like international road trip oh yes the two genders mr and good can't open either of these at my new workplace the door just hits the handle of the other cupboard how is this kind of construction stupidity so common to the point where you see this multiple times in one of these videos like i'm sure ninety percent of us have grown up around doors enough times in our livelihoods to know how opening something works this house faces a highway off-ramp oh my god imagine oh you realize you're like you left your wallet at home so you have to drive on back don't worry you just have to get onto the entire highway this hotel room entrance yeah designing your hotel based off some sort of platform video game you enjoyed as a kid is not really the best idea oh but don't worry never mind look they've got some yellow and black tape there oh it's sold it's so it's safe now oh yes oh i always love how terribly people photoshop their products into stock images to make it seem like they're actually being used by customers but this just takes the cake does okay i'm not a mac user i don't use apple is this even how you use one of these things also madam please get out of the sun your legs clearly can't take any more god i swear the more you look at this thing the more uncomfortable you get gaz has gone bananas he's giving away a free with every carpet this week oh boy wow what a rare commodity to incentivize me to buying this thing well at least it's more innovative of an advertising campaign than constantly saying you're closing down for seven years straight looking at you ninety percent of carpet stores out there student accommodations in the netherlands accidentally form the word lol which is well as a pepe's new tourism campaign from the netherlands are you a thirsty boy or girl why not come over to the netherlands and enjoy some real big d oh yes nothing more better to experience in the bathroom than my triple phobia kicking in clean up flopping shmipcamp your mess this supposed to be mirrored ambulance sign that's spelled backwards instead ah look at that mission completed unsuccessfully oh thomas get a sparkly led with your name like katie jennifer katie thomas or even thomas it ain't a part without george washington torn apart i have no idea how they turn this off it's simple they mansplain to it a little bit of correctile dysfunction as they say this parking lot railing okay where is even this where where are you going with this it's like the railings are creating a little mini chimes current theory is the end of this longer pole here to deter pedestrians from walking straight past this tall beam so they could suddenly appear in front of a giant car but i don't know i mean you could have made it look a bit more aesthetically pleasing with a crosswalk i love to pee with some extra back rubbing what what oh right okay it was sarcastic not real i really thought you're being a bit too open there don't just don't acknowledge it if you don't acknowledge it you don't notice it no it's a purposeful design uh yeah it's a statement about modern architecture oh i could see what you were trying with this but no really ruining my appreciation for poke when you referred as puke ah sitting down enjoying the trash laying above you just like when your girlfriend's on top it's not even in ass ending order of number of scoops why would you call a single two scoops single clearly means one scoop what is this is still this is dumb it's so dumb oh my god even double double is two god this sign that has no discernible purpose unless you happen to be looking for 301 305 312 or 315. just what i like to deal with after an exhausting day when i finally get to the hotel having to use some sense of direction what should we use this little container box for i know uh for cutlery such as spoods oh dear lord is your house slightly carnivorous by any chance because i mean i tell you what it certainly can't get enough of that wood yeah okay granddad house more like horse please stairs like this where trash or belongings can't easily be accessed this is what you call a visible void you can see what you've lost but you know you can never get it again oh god please for all that is just holy and caring to anyone else in this world let us know who designed your house so we can be very sure to avoid them handicap accessible yet has a step up yeah no it's handicap accessible see look we got the yellow paints if they know the steps there this sidewalk that people cemented stones to i'm going to assume this was a design to purposely uh deter cyclists from using the foot bath but you know something tells me they could have saved so much more time and money just by painting a bike lane meanwhile this sidewalk abruptly stops ah careful see that's where the pokemon can come out and get you now it's complete wilderness from there on out you step off that footpath and you can be taken by a highwayman just like that this jar has corners where the jam gets stuck and i can't get it i see you trendy little business that's trying to be hip and crafty with its unique designs but actually is ultimately more frustrating to use the premiums in the product you have to eventually throw out and waste this is the sign for a building with street number 2333 oh for god's sake you never truly realize the absolute necessity of professional typographers and people who understand the terminology of kerning until you see designs like this oh god on the topic of that very thing to the i moon love and you back did you know every 3 000 sheets of paper costs us it's your choice this hotel i stayed in builds the wall around the window okay okay wait could someone access this room through that little like space in the wall no i think it's worse than that they were literally too lazy to remove this actual curtain they felt it was a better investment of their time and money to make their room look like this this soap dispenser is just over the toilet paper so you're gonna spill water on it every time you wanna wash your hands ah yeah just what i like flavored on my toilet paper the previous person's dirty hand water which way are we going westis oh kids playground you were meant to educate not destroy you know i i no no okay i reckon they do this on purpose it is totally a test to see how gullible you are in god where trust oh this isn't a thing about god it's just telling us where the rust goes when it's wet in gold with rust i'm sorry uh hmm what what sorry what was that you're kind of jumping your words all together there oh my god can someone did a few too many little tweaks to the body proportions of this character now before we go it's time for some beautiful fan art today's work is by lions or a 3d lion either one of those either a past tense line or a line animated by disney since anything can be fair not my friend was afraid to post this fan art and they drew jack as a dragon it's not his best but i hope you guys like it oh you best i'm gonna be mother flipping biased about this i love it i love it i love it i imagine this is the exact pose i make when i'm like asking for a hug i just stand up i have my arms outstretched not even in like a curved fashion just outstretched t posing and just staring at the other person waiting on them to just take the hint come on are you going to do it because i'm not i don't know when the queue is thank you lion 3d well technically your friend not you stop stealing the pots the pot the spotlight lion 3d you're selfish person give it to your friend they're the amazing person because they made me as a dragon anyway guys thank you for your beautiful fan art and remember if you'd like to see your fan art in the next video you can always do so by posting it in the mk subreddit now with that said it is the end of today's video i hope you had some fun here i certainly did as always if you like this video do show your support and love by liking it actually with the physical sense just speech that old like button into submission you know how to do it if you're new to the mk family well why not stick around on the more regulars and press that subscribe button we do the uploads on the dailies here for you so you always get that good content but as said it is the end so my name has been jack feel free to say hello to me by the link in the description below you have been an amazing person to ramble with today and i look very forward to doing it again soon bye

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Id: hQds5lzEvzU

Length: 14min 15sec (855 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 07 2021