r/Engrish | wait....WHAT???

i take chick chop and nudge it thank you ah nudgets they're like nuggets but someone keeps bumping you every time you try and eat them now that you can't go past the rice that's made in france cochise and sheffield day the most scrumptious of cow titty juice for those cold winter days welcome to rocking horse pub yes that's right we are an egglesh styled up puppies they're delicious and they're full of eggs just like a woman ignore terry he's the local sexist why did my wife divorce me wendy's what's going on buddy you're an english-based company you should know how to spell breakfast clearly that is not in your recipe it's a billboard not a twitter post you don't need to worry about word count tulip is a bright iphower honestly i'm more confused as to why this is written on a pencil and not so much really the spelling like thanks for your opinion pencil nobody asked ooey bland 2d layout badly cropped video this is no doubt a five-star quality app game skip work escape a gum oh i'm sorry sorry it's not a game guys it's a game completely different wait a minute you're telling me this entire time women have been going on a regular basis to learn about gin and the spirit and the the way it's made those sneaky gin enthusiasts no wonder there's men out there who like to be gynecologists welcome to hingi i'll fall for you if you show any for if interest well i'll have you know babe that my interest is as high as an nft's completely dependent on the demand and there's no demand at all because people have seen through my bs and i'm worth nothing so want to go to a gin making class you know you're not supposed to put water on a grease fire you know that don't you oh i get it now this video is uh situated in turkey oh don't worry they forgot how to make greek fire centuries ago another clever pun i want to try okay yeah give it a shot buddy hey fake you we greek not monkey okay thank you your mum's a look at you misunderstanding the assignment completely certainly removing the great from your name alexander hello kitty what are you thinking most class grinding now now this is a christian household there's no satanic booty shaking allowed here selling uh artistic guitar fifty dollars good quality guitar left by roommate the scandal i hope they feel ashamed for abandoning this like that when someone said that he is the more handsome more than bts break his kneecaps what question can never be answered with a yes have you a girlfriend [Laughter] shut up did you know a new york-based woman who was found that uber helicopter was the looking to book an uber to airport cheapest option yeah that's definitely the exact helicopter they were going to use as uber yeah also i'm sorry it's worthy following us what's with this shakespearean language besides not as worthy as if you subscribe to this channel mk plug about john morning loyal and trustworthy i keep to myself and i look in to meet the woman how well keep me in line and not chet on me so whoa all right buddy let's take it easy and say hello to me i don't bite only if you want me to so please do not empty your dog here well what am i supposed to do keep his intestines inside the body that's that's disgusting hey what's that thinly sliced uh meat you can put on uh from pigs or you usually like put it in the the bed bun shut up i'm trying to meditate um okay i'll just write down what you say a friend is someone who can lift your sights with just their smile if i had only one friend left i to want it to be you so who understands me and calms me inside and out what has jazz been hi welcome to vague bible readings today we're looking through uh jazz been that 11 24. uh no idea what it means never read the bible i only listened to the audiobook and i was asleep half the time i'll have two cars please come to good old danes but we can't say the full name because aladdin will sue oh no disney oh god they're coming after us we got commands and good cars get your car what he says werter gasty bitty virgin see lassen des zimmers iran schlossel nichty but what he always means dear guests please forget when leaving of the room do not have your key like this if you cry every time a theory i've been thinking about what do you think dany kidnap everyone who want to buy milk and kill them so he can take the milk for himself that's why your dad never come back home okay that's an honorable quest that my father is on but i bought milk today am i on his list hey don't catch uh if you say show mr product sorry kitty we were gonna have to throw you back into the pound oh don't worry pete is a great shelter they'll take care of you what's worse the spelling or the drawing the lather is here oh great i was wondering where to do the next step in my shampoo and conditioner cycle oh no not sharing i genuinely don't even understand what it is actually trying to imply here do not support charring for laptop is this your like your political stance what are you doing we can do this but we don't want to in the event of fire do not use this life ah so that's why you have kids in the event of fires you can use their lives instead of yours as a sacrifice hope you like cat is this like a test of some kind because to enthusiastically enter based on the fact you do like cat you do have to step under on this mat where there is a cat on it you basically have to step and grind your feet on a cat just saying that's not really the behavior of someone who likes cats 801 games with only one of them actually being different from the other 799 when he blocks me that's just a little cheddar twisty chip when i block his defcon 5. exact exact what what's ex what are we measuring something what's going on because i'll have you know it's it's about it's how you use it okay some socks i got from china make a fort dream meaning of licki yeah i guess that's meant to say life but i'm sorry that's not an f that's a c with doing a little poo but you know what they say about trying to achieve your goals you've got to make for it because you can't be fortified in your success if you ain't gagging a little bit where is written manufacturing date yes oh oh this triggers me okay this is literally the exact experience i've been having when looking for a new house to move into here's my own personal example a place is advertised for 250 a week but it's got five bedrooms and they're all different sizes and have different inclusions like ensuites and stuff so i asked and their response to what the rate of each room is is a five bedroom house with two master bedrooms and ensuites one of the master bedrooms will be available from this sunday onwards yes i know there are five bedrooms it's on the damn listing but what is the price so yeah i've developed a hate for automatic responses people also ask what is the calligraphy memes it's when you're really enthusiastic about drawing but suck at colors don't disturb mitten in progressed no passar reunion what what's a passar reunion passarium is that like some sort of french onion you are a menus jelly you are a menus also jelly i'm leaving one log so it would never decay see now if you ever say that my humor is lame and terrible on this uh video just want you to know that at least you're not dealing with this okay i may be stale bread but at least i'm not a mouldy carrot you'd have to throw him away but i can be toasted this is just a normal mirror but is black of the hypoplast was taking a bath and he mirror off the lights and locked the door and then the man got murdered and his body was not found wow it's me trying to ride a horror he make it look so hard they said it's hard they said me dies it faster than her i should eat more how does this have 1.7 k likes what wow if you ever feel approved of on the internet just understand that this is the quality you compete with and really question whether or not all those likes are genuine valid approval of you this is the whatsapp status of one of my friends oh oh they've even got the please pay attention to me emojis no one couldn't understand no one cares you no one impressed you no one trust you no one from but all can hurt because without you are maticky stop available to be alone sad emojis bye to all norwegian wood the beatles all right we get it you like the beatles dude i don't need to get into that much detail i once he had a girl or should i say she won i think you should go back to english class for a bit maybe not in a racist way like genuinely it doesn't make sense isn't it good norwagian wood she asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere okay did someone just record a conversation at some sort of cafe and just put that on a hat and echo friendly cleaning water temperature below 30 degrees do not suffocating oh but that's why i bought it an organization of the disabled for the disabled by the disability please do not give up on toilet paper thanks you got this bro yeah yeah you do okay i believe in you are you ready yeah you're pumped all right let's go let's get you in there come on bro let's go make sure you grab as much as you can all right in the toilet you go hi my name's jack nareda from mk i've been asked on behalf of the rest of the mk team to emphasize the point that the idea of making this audio reenactment of a man wiping his butthole with a sentient piece of toilet paper as being purely my own creative design we would like to assure our fans that i have been admitted to a hospital where doctors will now figure out what the frick is wrong with my brain if you like one of our editors are currently staring at into the sunset wondering if humanity is worth even fighting for please reach the number below thank you smile air confess people not as much as it can force me to read this haunted house oh my god i did it actually it was polly ultimate oh all right well saves the exhaustive effort of manual i sure do love her port fryer fires ah i thought it was chips but i'm just hungry no no i'm sorry you got us mistaken we we deal with the air paports the airport's the other way welcome to i didn't get paid enough to put in effort graphic design edition all stall seven section rod reinforced groove soft contact frosted handle oh it's so cold or sweet depending on which way you use the definition of frosted look at this product use crowd interaction into an introduction damn it dude this english subreddit is ruining my ability to even lose english speech as you can see we don't even have it fully in the photo for you to see the product conference we're again a stock image where it's it's not even there just people clapping at the photographer who's told them to clap and teaching which is that just a ruler protectity the wattled okay the following i want you to pretend it's like an old wise man selling some sort of mysterious object at this mysterious store this bag is made of plastic use it for as long as you like however when it is no longer of use do not leave it in the countryside of the sea what was it like a gremlin or something it's going to come an attack dispose of it in a refuse container the water belongs [Music] oh nice store up to nine rods or combos oh yeah and there's only one two three four five six seven oh there's actually nine oh okay well adjustable hold point to invite the fishing reels into interference with each other oh thank god they collapse on each other in some sort of void and not actually you know avoid each other ooh now i as a karen can be even more condescending to people just doing their damn job oh come on boy refill please why throw the ball when you can throw the opponent right so how does this game work let's uh let's read the back precautions prohibited use in confined areas too close to throw your opponent i'm confused what ball damage strong amen you okay you're getting a bit weird direct sunlight no let's put down the box man i think you're having a stroke it's ages five and up cool we could play it oh great sweet durable plug shell do not rusty and bad do sleek and good the new double injection technology for a long time to use well i was gonna buy something that's rusty and bad but since they said not to you can have any sales you want you just gotta catch it before it leaves port only two of these are available on the menu sorry we found one of them freaking itself before eventually syncing itself so push and interact toss to launch can scoot go higher however it can't bike go lower only higher this is icarus as a product how do you like your sea bags aromatic sea bags mmm baked whole calamari stuffed with mixed julienned vegetables mozzarella cheese leonizy potato no no hold on how are we highlighting this one and not the chef's confused chicken now we like to season the chicken by just start parading it through the restaurant as if it's a vip guest now this is the delicate part you want to make sure you grab a hen it's familiar with to then approach it and hand it some divorce papers this is where we then start to incorporate more of a performance aspect to the cooking as all the waiters and chefs then quickly put on chicken outfits and mindlessly cluck around the room there's got to be very subtle clocking though you don't want to go too erratic otherwise this will traumatize the chicken and ruin the meat to shave with friends oh my mistake sorry this is a racist chip packet apparently you can only shave white friends well excuse you yoshi just because an italian used you as a jumping platform shrink warp blondie eat to the beet hong kong first press x vanilla 1979 shrink wrap oh let's go man this place is shut it's it's shut it's bad but it's also shut learn to swim with us your children will drown but technically we didn't teach them how to swim so it's not our fault hey don't smoke oh i was got it and but you know i'm right i should smoke instead thank you for the advice hey ladies you need to learn to small more uh-huh oh yes i feel very protective oopsie-doopsie look how someone can watching you you better install this super secure vpn to prep for protect spleep under the star camping rules wake up smelling sit around the campfire enjoy the sunset make memories go explore as long as it's to the left though not allowed to do it to the right okay that's where the bad things are don't go there the single star yes the galaxy is collapsing on itself this is the end of times ah it's piantals because the goal is straight there yeah so there's a difficult goal to achieve when you are gay are you sure exit game well no i want to quit game but oh this is your predicament always remember chewing before swallowed caution chewing before swallowed yes thank you for the reminder of the process towards eating food sweat smile matt and monroe that's my favorite kind of smile drooping with salty human water this typo pip setting a dre pip size 20 22 cookies my chinese new year cookies is handmade with high quality raw lives you are welcome to life it my sacrifice uh to cook my cookies is zero food best of it best best tips what and zero children preservatives but but also zero children even life home can last the delicious and healthy cookies home baking tasty cover for all ages freshly stoned baked in-house handmade fresh ingredients fresh and high is that is that how you spell hygienic i can't remember the subs destroyed my ability to properly tell anymore when did you happen alive please tell us when did you born well i haven't really been cast as that role yet so i mean i can't really say it well matt damon could heck even jeremy renner hawkeye is that is that the actor report okay i can't remember my child or human sacrifice cookie gave me a headache what is contain it everything answer a wise dummy other jerks those pathogenic d-bags some important benefits of salt lamps reform the air and kills bacteria and other jerks makes environment more human friendly to breathe lady i'm just saying it's not a bad thing that they're overturning roe v bro look out she's got a salt lamp time to make this room a little less toxic yeah that smells so much friendlier do you get it because they were jerks and so they they were yeah yeah

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Length: 17min 28sec (1048 seconds)

Published: Tue May 10 2022