r/Confidentlyincorrect | yikes.

nope cause it's not a german brand bmw is a german-owned company nope it's european wait a second here they're from bavaria come on you guys need to um [Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash confidently incorrect this one should make us feel a lot better about how smart or not we are but before we get into today's fresh batch of memes we've got an announcement that's been in the making for quite some time now and one that i'm sure you have been looking forward to that's right my friends mk finally has merch and not just any merch we've got this gorgeous poster available only in limited quantities they're available now so make sure you head on over to mkshop.com or the link down in the description below to get yours pre-ordered today and without any further ado let's get to the memes shall we only 90s kids know know about what things that very much exist right now clearly no 20 year olds on the planet know what a street lamp is or a hose how to say i can speak africans now in africans educate yourself africans isn't a language it seems like you're asking how to say hello in europeans asians or americans these are continents africa has more than 50 countries with a lot of underrated languages such as swahili and zulu the irony of this comment educate yourself africans is a language spoken in south africa so shut the [ __ ] up so jeff bezos has a net worth of 185 billion there's 7.8 billion people on earth if he gave everyone on this planet a billion dollars he's still going to have 177 billion this is why we must tax the rich well can't find a flaw in his logic then a loaf of bread will cost ten thousand a loaf and people could afford a loaf of bread this whole thing is all wrong it's just all wrong to the point where i'm mad if this item contains honey how can it be classed as vegan the capsules are made from vegetable cellulose which is plant-based making the capsules vegan because bees are not animals how a group of friends is buying a pub to get cheap rent how a group of friends are buying a pub grammar's getting stupid now it actually hurts my head okay all right yeah we've established this also how's that whole evolution thing going considering there's 20 billion billion animals in the world and it takes one million years to evolve and 8 billion species wouldn't that mean forgive me if i'm wrong i'm awful at math no that's not the only thing you're awful at 2 625 individual animals are evolving each year if you're bad at math much more than that damn like i said the owner of this chevy bolt electric vehicle has done what no electric vehicle manufacturer has done so far incorrect something completely logical i've always wondered why these vehicles weren't designed to use that energy producing the spinning wheels to charge the vehicle's batteries oh my god this man did it at home it is a generator that produces current which charges the batteries no need to stop to charge the batteries at the charging stations or to charge it at night at home while the vehicle is running it charges the batteries simple elementary my dear watson now i don't really know enough about the subject to be like you're stupid but i do know that that's not how this works if you think nukes are chemicals in any way maybe hide from your bullies in the library for a while pretty much everything is chemicals used to join op in there as well so uranium and plutonium aren't chemicals please tell me more i'm surprised you can spell library so in this world you inhabit oxygen is a chemical yikes yes yes oxygen is very much a chemical if you combine two atoms of the chemical oxygen into o2 you get the chemical compound we call oxygen this is literally first year chemistry stuff not in the real world run along kid [Laughter] run along kip you know that [ __ ] who's like 17. so you're a female and you have a menstrual cycle every month that is very sad indeed oh god here we go guys because you're not supposed to have a menstrual cycle if you do it it should be minimal and maybe once to twice a year if that the body is toxic or to be more specific the womb is toxic keep it clean and it will have no reason to detox or bleed monthly this is not where i thought this was going this is not to say that your body is dirty or is it or it is to simply to wow let's skip ahead a little bit if you would like i can help you reach this level of understanding and awareness for you feminine divinity so tell me why would a chemical based unnatural form of medication be able to stop your period naturally but you yourself whom which has complete control over your body cannot stop it naturally it's an oxymoron honestly no it is not i can help you get to this point it is so very easy i mean this speaks for itself to how crazy this person is but all you need to know is updated his status for real though what color was the bike hell you spelled color wrong that's how they spell it in other countries i think the us is the only one to spell it without the u but i could be wrong that's one of the most american things i ever saw holy [ __ ] you know personally i never understood the redundancy in having the you there but hey whatever you do you man i don't give a [ __ ] i can still read the word and know what it means once the landowner's default the big banks will swoop in and buy all of the land that's what's happening right now in this country the big banks are colluding with the government to ensure that they own everything this is how communism works okay we can't go putting candace owens in here that actually is cheating overheard the irony of anti-vaxxers saying they don't want to be a part of an experiment without realizing that they are now the control group okay delusional i've not taken anything from these [ __ ] nor will i ever and i'm the control group you've taken their and now they will control you in various ways good luck with that dumb family you don't know what the term control group means do you buddy and pork is the worst thing you can eat the cow and pig are not even natural not even natural animals what the [ __ ] does that mean tell me where in nature can you find a cow if i wanted to see a gorilla i'd go to the jungle if i wanted to see a polar bear i'd go to the arctic where in nature is a cow a farm is man-made and cows and pigs are hybridized animals a pig is crossbred between a muskrat bobcat and a hyena so you're eating a muskrat let that sink in hey hey can we can we let the sink in he's been knocking for days man we gotta let him in holy [ __ ] ladies if you screw one guy a day for a hundred dollars that's 365 thousand dollars you made in one year with degrees not making that be your own boss well with degrees no that'll only add up to 36 000 and that let me tell you way way too much work for that low pay honest to god scientists hope to use 10 eggs harvested from the last two northern white rhinos to create viable embryos that will be transferred into surrogates from another rhino subspecies rhinos don't even lay eggs in these same scientists 5g is safe fact if the earth was 10 feet closer to the sun we would all burn up and it was oh yeah i grew up mormon we were told this same bulk too wow that's crazy i know amen to anyone wondering that's not true first off earth's orbit is elliptical and the distance from the sun varies from around 147 million kilometers to 152 million kilometers on any given year second every star has a habitable zone that is affected by the size of the star and its intensity the sun's habitable zone is about 0.95 au to 1.37 au nau is the earth's average distance from the sun 93 million miles so earth's orbit could decrease by 4.5 million miles or increase by 34 million miles and it's still in the habitable zone and third if your claim was true any moderately sized earthquake could take us out of the habitable zone sorry okay that's cool and all but don't ever comment on my status telling me that i'm wrong ever again i didn't ask you did i answer no oh was someone's widow ego crushed islam is a lie i'm an ex-muslim jesus is the only way damn what sect were you a part of nihari or pulau i think my family is pulau bro those are food dishes cotton 4k you wish and fbs has never won game of the year no point in starting now oh boy here we go goldeneye halo ce half-life 2 call of duty 1 fallout 4 mass effect 2 battlefield 1942 overwatch are we getting through here oh here we go this poem doesn't rhyme dude about to make haikus oh you haven't heard thank you the first line is six syllables this poem doesn't rhyme that's five syllables poem is two syllables poem poem is one syllable who the [ __ ] uses two syllables to say poem what the [ __ ] are you on about literally just say it out loud poem one syllable would be like poem poem is how you say it you neanderthal who the [ __ ] says [Applause] oh yes got it this is why americans aren't the most logical there's no such thing as 75 times zero it is zero times 75 dollars which equals zero which makes logical sense americans are taught that in multiplication it doesn't matter which side the multiplier is on when expressing a multiplication problem this is just one case that proves it does matter i'm european and you couldn't be more wrong a we learn it like that too b who gives it it doesn't matter you must be from the stupid side of europe it literally does not matter 0 times 75 can be read that i have 75 of 0 units which is 0. or 75 times 0 can be read as having 0 number of 75 units which also means zero if you have to arrange multiplication of units in a particular order you're doing something wrong not to be confused with order or operations oh order of operations which is incredibly important nope you're an idiot too there's just no god damn hope is there if you hate america so much then you can just leave so you agree what you think that people who disagree with their country's practices or government should be allowed to leave and go somewhere else so you support immigration this is stupid only a stupid person would think that this makes sense she's telling her to leave not come stupid okay buddy i'm gonna leave now ah stefan still strange do you know that female lipstick simulates sexual arousal can you imagine a man showing up for a business meeting with a giant artificial boner straining at his pants yet lipstick is perfectly acceptable in the business world stefan you need to get laid a little bit more often and just chill bro seriously what is wrong with these people looser want to spell that by me again looser looser is a loser who can't spell loser oh i love you urban dictionary never change please don't use calculator use your brain 50 plus 10 times 0 plus 7 plus 2 equals if you don't say 0 relearn math i don't want to so no i'd rather keep math out of my life that's why i'm a voice actor a kid born in 2010 is now 18 years let that sink in i never thought i would need to explain a basic math but since we here kid born in 2010 now is so you add the 10 to 8 and it equals 18. simple math so the kid is 18 years in 2018. simple the ability to speak does not make you intelligent i really don't like the professor tag on her name there there's no way do you guys remember that super cool mk poster i was talking about way at the beginning of the video well let's say it a little bit louder one more time for those that have us in another tab now let me just gush for a minute here about this poster i absolutely adore the art style my personal favorite part about it if i may say so is our good boy kermit staring longingly out the window someone please give him a hug oh and i guess my second favorite part would have to be the fact that we here at mk actually commissioned nasa to add a new constellation to the night sky do you see that right there only we can get away with doing that now if you guys really love this one you can certainly expect more merch from us in the future but for now make sure to get yours pre-ordered today while you still can the clock is ticking hurry always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed today's video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well considering subscribe considering subscribe what am i talking about i'm sorry the stupidity of this sub messed me up consider subscribing and clicking that bell icon and if you're feeling super generous why not check out my links in the description down below i'd love to have you around i'm quite lonely until next time we'll be seeing you

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Length: 13min 43sec (823 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 16 2021