RARE INSULTS #27

ellen degeneres's brother defends talk show host for supporting kevin hart okay wow i've never seen a family with a stronger pe teacher jeans honestly yeah they just are pe teachers hey everyone my name is jake and welcome to rare insults where we're going to be looking at insults which are rare you know ones that you don't see very often especially ones where you punch up and you punch in like ellen degeneres and people like that because then it's even funnier right enjoy was looking through a footballer's player's twitter after a bad performance and found this gem this skill says uh shameless you should leave oh don't pay any attention to her mate she looks like you're looking at her through the back of a spoon you're aces oh god you can't do someone like that six nine is in the hospital after reportedly overdosing ah i pray to god he recovers i don't want guys to start calling him a legend or playing his music 24 7. i can't tell if that's a compliment because they said that they don't wish death upon him right so that's nice not this guy again bro he looked like a breadstick going through a goth phase this poor guy just gets insulted every video this woman she looks like a turkey and not the expensive organic kind ah like if you're gonna be a turkey at least be the expensive organic guy but no you went that far really this dude from a music playlist whoa the keyboardist looks like the final boss in a farming game you gotta fight this guy plants vs zombie style ian looks like a bad guy who walks straight out of a tintin comic he does look very evil this looks like a public apology after you lost control of your dinosaur park we are very very sorry we didn't mean for this to happen but we were trying to put everything under control okay um this kid he looks like a ginger kid without being ginger you know he's got the the kind of face and and gingery aspects of room just not the ginger hair is it weird how i can kind of see where they're coming from regular forward oh no yes yeah okay okay i don't know what they're doing it's like four-dimensional chess or something you're watching someone play four-dimensional chess in a three-dimensional world from a two-dimensional screen with your one-dimensional brain ah that's everything was nice until you just insulted me come on i refuse to believe anyone can be this brainless i'm taking my kids out of the nine school district my ten-year-old just told me that his teacher told the class that humans are animal what the frick i'm angry should i not be she wasn't directly talking to him this was a class lesson subject of the day i didn't know they taught scientology in public school ah unbelievable everyone knows that humans are a type of vegetable well she is the sad thing is this is probably real like a woman has probably gone on facebook and written a thing going how dare they say that humans are animals this is just annoying like yeah yeah we we are we kind of are found this while watching an entitled 19 year old crying because some tick tock star is about to pass her in followers she's the type of girl to break up with a guy because he didn't get her flowers in a dream oh it's just like yeah but i dreamed that you did this thing but yeah but i i didn't yeah but i dreamed it okay this awkward public video i assume ah this dude got the charisma of a level one fallout character jesus christ this was more painful than the time i got stabbed 23 times yeah oh i don't know why they blurred julius caesar's name out but yeah i feel bad for him this was found on a vid of a pickup artist desperately trying to get a foursome from the three same people for six minutes ah he's like a broken unavoidable npc just just reset your game leave right quick this video from this girl on buzzfeed yeah everyone's favorite platform hmm notice how every girl on buzzfeed has a nose ring because no one will put them on their finger ah 26 000 likes and that's probably in a buzzfeed video i was watching snow informer just reading the comments and disappeared i can't play the music because they'll copy strike me but it's not the best i guess i mean a lot of people like it but his singing sounds like a doctor's handwriting it's very all over the place girl got the lips mm-hmm yep honestly is that lip liner or did she just try to paint on lipstick in microsoft pain oh i honestly don't know who painted the mona lisa who was it guys guys don't make fun of them they were paintbrushes that evolved to humans and it's very new okay moist critical checkmating xqc in six moves and then celebrating charlie celebrating while muted is like a caveman celebrating taking down a woolly mammoth honestly yeah it does kind of look like that watch hey guys how much is two dollar chips it probably takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes and that's without pausing or rewinding it just somehow happens corpse grinder wikipedia fact or fiction okay with these two guys ooh he looks like a shark that transitioned to humans he does look like that shark from shark tales this guy wait a sec eight minutes 17 we got ps1 hagrid over here yeah he does look like ps1 hagrid a lot of the time not an insult though i wouldn't say i think that's a bit of a compliment why do i get so mad when a purposely loud honda flies by me ah you're not alone well because it's freaking annoying to see some smug skinny white kid with a 30 muffler a type r sticker placed crooked on the window and a pile of empty suboxone packs and newports on his passenger side floor have his engines sound like it's redlining doing 55 to go around you as if you were holding him up like relax homie you'll still get home in time to yell at your girlfriend in public and ask for cigarettes outside of wawa i can kind of appreciate you know like a loud sports car you look at it you think that's kind of cool but when it's like yeah a ford fiesta or a honda civic it's kind of just like oh no it's not not very exciting is it chris paul just doing an interview or something why does chris paul always look like he just lost his dog he's like please please help me find out i don't know where it is yet the drummer in this band oh the drummer looks like he collects moss oh you want to see my collection yeah it's pretty pretty cool huh yeah sure drake looks like voldemort with hair if you kind of look weird though he doesn't look like he has a nose so yeah i see this the new maze runner looks awesome old phone ha ironic as the maze always changes but the iphone doesn't company burner you don't see these often wait a sec isn't that the villain at the end of incredibles be very afraid i'm still not wearing a mask ha well it's okay covered 19 will weigh you instead nice michael reeves why does michael reeves look like he wants to shut down icarly you'll rue the day you'll ruin it all right it's critical watching this guy eating everything with mayo like literally just mixing mayo with everything this man has dedicated his life to creating edible violations of the geneva convention someone stop him ugh that job is out of their hands now um smirky face wow look you got like a whole ritual going on okay sabrina the witch you can put your birthday candles away i just realized yeah pink red green yellow candles they don't look the scariest on a video about a mafia one remake oh how can you afford both meth and games like yeah whatever job this guy's doing i'm interested today is our sixth wedding anniversary we're going hiking oh that's pretty nice yeah he looks like john oliver with testosterone he really reminds me of the character from one punch man if you've seen that it disguised nico avocado nico avocado is genuinely the largest person i've ever seen he sweats chicken broth and he breathes through a mcdonald's cup oh god it's a poor guy but yes hmm why does ethan look like steve jobs and ellen degeneres had a kid who's going through an emo phase in the turtleneck short hat yeah it's everything they need you look like you're about to explain the math strategy better than the teacher is that an insult or is that a compliment that's kind of a compliment bro why am i here to me jake looks like he's being held at gunpoint making videos but is already used to it by now i am not in a gun point situation i am okay this person sends a picture oh i think you're pretty yeah but i look like an off-brand justin bieber if he was an emo scene kid from the early 2000s oh you still look pretty thanks kelvin and it's me again uh this time on my other channel jake verdo which you can go and watch now wow jake looks like danny gonzalez rick astley and that one kid who you can't make eye contact with or he will tell you the entire lego bionicle law hey i gotta tell someone alright if we threw all the kardashians into the sea then all the fish would die so you know a price to pay for salvation is it worth my god this reporter's voice sounds like the chalkboard came alive and screamed while someone was dragging a garden rake across it ah i don't even know what the voice is but no i don't want to imagine this do you want to know what i do want to imagine though these two videos watching them like right now i can click them right now all i need to do is go and click them that's all you have to do as well and subscribe and like the video thanks for the video that's what i would imagine

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 255,347

Rating: 4.9562674 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: j0xVqbhFnj4

Length: 11min 15sec (675 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 10 2020