RARE INSULTS #53

huh the olsen twins look like one of them knows how you die and the other knows when you die just just witches that's what it is it's just witches hey everyone my name is jacob welcome to rare insults where we're going to be making fun of people using rare words i guess insults rare insults enjoyed cheat mode closed your eyes and you can play any game in your mind even paper mario yeah well paper mario is trash okay close your eyes and imagine yourself being a more likable person and then open them and weep that's good i like that ian is dressed like he trafficks illegal iguanas on the side to pay for his french rifle addiction it's the shirt the hawaiian shirt it's so random to wear in this video oh we got justin who is a living doll apparently yeah he looks like a microwaved james charles i guess that's a living doll right ten years ago today robert o'neal in seal team six killed osama bin laden zim right heads rest in peace to his eyebrows who didn't make it back from the mission forever in our hearts ah you know he probably got that scared they just like shot off his face this person aged 24 20 miles away short guys swipe left a man under six feet is not a real man sorry not sorry smoker swipe left 420 friendly pass make under 100k not interested wow her knees have love handles how does that even work is there actually people like this is that genuinely a real person 200 every time someone lies to you or 20 grand now you look like one of those disney side characters that tried to get the love of the female main character and get rejected when they make out with an animal he's just like i don't even know what it is like he's good looking but not really like what is it for the two hundred dollars every time someone lies and the twenty dollars surely you would just take the twenty thousand no no no you take the two hundred because you could just go up to anyone and they just lie to you like go up to somewhere where someone's selling you something and be like is this the best product ever and they go yeah and then boom 200 and now you can afford the thing that they're selling you easy first time on fa rate my fit oh what you guys thinking feel free to roast me if you want okay you look like a pepsi max yeah yeah you've got the same colors and everything wow you don't know how it is she realized at the end she couldn't get up and throw hands because she's basically a water bed ah you know she'd be pretty comfortable though right she's probably bigger than a double-sized water bed right five stars wow my husband wasn't much good for anything except opening wine bottles my husband wasn't much good for anything except opening wine bottles and when he left after 30 years i found a much more efficient affordable and attractive alternative this works lickety-split and a whole charge for a long time sweet you know what i might have to buy this italian cops look like futuristic gay nazis i i can't hate though because that's such a cool uniform like i don't know it just looks good right british cuisine is bad oh yeah think again that is a meal that is a meal jamie oliver is gonna launch another campaign because of this picture think about that like ah that's great just an apple on the side maybe would be good but yeah sure laughing emoji winking emoji israel flag you're shaped like a wisdom tooth i see it i genuinely see it why i think it's the things in his pockets right wow i don't know what he's looking at but he's looking at something he's the type of guy who feels surprised when he closes his eyes and can't see anything it makes for great reaction content you close your eyes you're like wow what you're the reason why the power rangers have to yell their colors level one crook looking like this and level 35 boss like that dude looked like he could eat corn on the cob through a fence yeah and now look what the money got him hey looks good i guess that's the whole thing of just like i'm not ugly and just broke you will see that a lot with rich people i guess some some rich people just don't care like mark zuckerberg i mean he's not even human so does he even qualify for being ugly i don't think he's ugly and he's just foreign like off this planet this is the interviewer i guess and the interviewer is the kind of guy that gets a rush from going five miles an hour over the speed limit he's like i'm gonna get arrested aren't i i can't do that again i just can't with these prompts uh okay sweet she looks like sub-zero's wife deep freezer yeah yeah i can see that 21 savage song 21 savage the type of guy to eat soup with a knife he's 21 21 of course the one anime with a black person and it's six episodes japan is racist af just like how black history month is the shortest month anime is racist af oh yeah he is that guy who has more brain in his stomach than in his head when accidentally swallowing a fly that is yeah to the complete fricktard that stole the pillow out of the dryer on 4-1 20-21 really a freaking pillow get a grip you truly suck may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits i really hope they saw that they read that and they were like oh oh yeah i feel kind of bad now ah this is the strongest anime characters oh goku is stronger than saitama i didn't know that to be fair i've never seen naruto so that would make sense ding dong you're mr wrong go back to zero oh so he's not goku is so over hyped man spends four whole episodes screaming if my granny removed her hearing she could beat the heck out of him with her tennis ball cushioned cane aha who is the strongest then it's got to be saitama right like it's just one bunch isn't it you're really showing your ignorance now the first amendment means the government could not control your speech it doesn't mean you're free from criticism in fact you seem to be questioning my freedom of speech i'm free to insult you in almost any manner and the government will do nothing about it however facebook being a non-governmental entity would potentially shut me down if i were to accurately describe your intelligence level aha just don't just don't say it don't say it don't say it politics aside right now no polit no politics okay stay away from the politics do you think it's fine for like you know facebook or twitter or like a huge company to just ban someone from it like even if they are saying like really bad stuff i don't know i guess i guess yeah yeah i don't i don't know it's one of those things no politics no politics oh no it's this guy he has a lot of nerve calling other people pigs knowing that he looks like a love child between jabba the hurt and the librarian from monsters inc i've never seen that comparison yeah just oh no what is it i don't even know what that is she looks like the sore puppet yeah that that's what it is yeah the sword of it oh who's this guy i don't i don't know who this guy is he seems like the type of person that acts like they're drunk when they just drank water yeah yeah yeah there's a lot of people like that it's easy just like a 16 year old girl is that what it is wow hundreds of fans have gotten onto the pitch at old trafford they're protesting against the ownership of the club okay what's the protest for have they discontinued the prawn sandwich meal deal no no they're protesting against you dressing as a snooker player at home you crank i can't really see but if you zoom in yet the full black attire that's good just why uh what if you take the mushrooms from the corpse and then have the ability to speak to their soul or something i've been doing some research and i found this book that said it's been done before in christian practices which i found really interesting and i want to know more yeah bro you sound like you're going to be the witcher 3 side quest just just shut up no one's listening to you oh that guy is built to fold sweaters at old navy you just you're perfect for it go can check dorsey shave off some of his beard and donate it to mark zuckerberg this man needs eyebrow stat because he looks like the texas bull worm from the spongebob without him yeah yeah now i see it this guy's got too much beard this guy has not enough oh it's the same girl on tinder again and this time she's like a puddle she has width but no depth ah focused on food this weekend what is this bio compost it does look kind of gross what did you put this in like did you cook it too much or what is this gilbert godfrey i think that's gilbert godfrey he looks like if someone put young adam sandler in the microwave for too long that's yeah there was like two different ways young adam sandler turned out one was adam sandler and one was gilbert gottfried hey you're why we can't have nice things well you could say the same thing with nature no no no you're not nature you're just a sad collection of moist smegma that's gross that is so gross one star unless you're required to buy this for a class don't the physical book is of terrible quality my home printer and a two dollar binder would have done a much better job it's held together by glue that seems about as useful as children's glue sticks it looks like it was put together in a microsoft word by a six-year-old as for the context of the book it's just not particularly conducive to learning greek if you're forced to buy it for a class by a professor then so be it otherwise go waste your money on something else that's the problem though they probably make it so cheap because people are forced to buy it and then they'll sell it like a hundred dollars for a class they'll be like easy money they've gotta buy it well if you like that video you wanna see more like it then click on screen right now there's two videos right there which you might also enjoy if you haven't subscribed already it's red if it's red you have to click it if it's red then that means bad luck forever so make sure it's not red click click click

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 133,488

Rating: 4.9661775 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: MRd4l0nIXK4

Length: 11min 8sec (668 seconds)

Published: Sat May 08 2021