RARE INSULTS #24

hmm i have two employees that usually leave work at six pm they are good but i don't like that their commitment lasts for work hours only what should i do as a ceo okay i've got a good idea you should copy and paste this complaint into a table in microsoft word 2007 print it double-sided in landscape mode fold it in half eight times soak it in olive oil and shove it up your butt imagine complaining that people that work for you are doing their job efficiently and within work hours okay hey everyone my name is jake and welcome to rare insults where we're gonna be looking at insults which are rare and by that first rare insult we know that if you're fast and efficient at your work it means you're doing it badly so if you watch this video at like .25 speed or you just spend like three hours doing it then you'll be good at it so take take notes guys ellen degeneres is the human equivalent of fake pockets on pants i i guess you know i guess she's kind of that because she's like yeah pewdiepie watching this video i like how the immigration attorney looks like he's more of a full-time redditer he does look like he spends a lot of time on the internet yeah shotguns do not belong in video games i cannot think of one game or one shotgun that was skillful but most importantly fun to use it is a weapon putting games for the sole purpose of catering to cowards wait is this person serious oh he's a professional call of duty player that's like being the special ed student of esports oh i have a feeling he would hate me because any game i play like that's my go-to thing it's so much easier than the actual aiming this was on a video about people who never left their hometown i can't remember what his name is but he's quite funny oh this is not machine gun kelly it's nerf gun jonathan he doesn't look a bit like michigan kelly to be fair achievable tech okay if you watch this video on mew it looks like he's trying to convince you not to punch him what wait can we try it let's go okay i see that to be fair he's doing a rather good job at convincing me like if i saw a guy i don't know like i'm not gonna punch the guy this guy that i always see just singing randomly i don't know why we must protect him from how to basic that guy will grab this man and throw him against a wall or something no richard hammond showing some cars and going out of his carriage all right it's weird seeing hammond use the door to get out instead of being cut out by paramedics ah if you don't know he did have a car crash so isn't it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like i don't know how to hold a pencil i'd laugh in ambidextrous but it turns out that i just have the handwriting of a toddler gripping a crayon with both hands instead of just ones wait so you're like a right-handed person with two left hands that's just that can't be oh that must be awful hmm he somehow manages to look like billy eilish jack's films james charles jake paul bart simpson and a random drug addict at the same time hmm yeah i see the billy eilish jack's films yeah the forehead james charles he's kind of feminine jake paul yeah i can see that bart simpson and yeah the random drug addict just aha how boanthropy is a psychological disorder in which the sufferer believes he or she is a cow or ox oh i'm pretty sure i saw a few cows shopping in walmart even with the mask i could tell i mean at least they were wearing the mask because you know sometimes you see cows just walking around without those here's a dramatic photo of me in fifth grade stuck in a garbage cans you look like a knock-off home alone kid i honestly thought it was call me carson if you know how it just just looks like him girls want a superman but they walk past a clark ken every day you clowns think you're a clock ken not on my watch you dumb guys are barely a guy gardener and you think you're a clock ken the amount of disrespect is unreal well listen here wannabes my boy clark is 240 pounds of pure kansas beef trained from a young age by market to love and respect women as the intelligent independent beings they are he is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would never demand to be sexually or romantically interested just because he's nice y'all ain't clark kent god i've never hit the reebok button so damn fast barely a guy gardener is the sickest comics related burn i've heard to date i can imagine like most guys that are like big you know big redditer beard stuff like that probably think why are they not falling for me i'm a clark kent i just down that i look exactly like him minus the the like handsome bit and the the big muscular yeah you're not a clock candidate this guy who i have no idea who he is i think i recognize him but i'm not sure why does the youtuber look like he's trying to sell me vegetables in the legend of zelda i don't even know what the guy looks like i can't remember but he does oh look it's uh it's some random girl too she's had enough black dna in her she probably has some assassin's creed memories of slavery holy how do you come up with something like that what uh-huh he looks gay and lesbian at the same time huh yeah which one is it though i it might not be either to be fair but a koala hell yeah fun fact koalas have perfectly smoothed brains if you leave a koala in a room with a plate of leaves and nothing else it'll literally starve to death because it doesn't recognize food when it's not hanging off the branch explains a lot about this video i don't know what the video is about but apparently everyone hates koalas in this like apparently they're just so dumb what yeah well i think dragons suck oh how could you say that huh i will kick your butt so hard your vertebrae will pop out of your mouth one by one like a pez dispenser that's actually such a like weird thought but yeah i mean they don't like dragons so they deserve it why are you gay oh well to leave you more women of course you need all the help you can get oh destruction 100 how honestly i'd only buy six nine's album just to throw it in the trash lemao can't listen to no dummy rat with rainbow colored hat bro you look like a desk in detention i don't wanna hear it from you it's fair enough i mean they both look like that but sure oh it's critical reviewing the travis scott burger this is a great video why did a homeless jesus break into someone's house to review a burger i'm just saying if homeless jesus or charlie came into my house i would totally let him you can review any burger you want charlie okay like it's a blessing ah he just freaking annoys me because he's the laziest crab i know honey you're right to feel frustrated by him well he's lazier than crap crap actually does something makes me thin his work ethic is like the square root of negative one on the licktuck scale of one to ten one but also imaginary god what a well thought out insult this guy must really be lazy like really oh i'm so happy that my parents don't know english i mean yeah listening to that probably not around your parents hmm why does he look like if humans had a default skin ah now to be fair he's a pretty good looking guy i wouldn't mind him being the default skin end this nonsense on tuesday september 15th all over the world we will stop wearing masks just throw that filthy thing away i'm in anyone else bro i could wipe my butt collect dna from the poo stain genetically engineer a clone of myself from the dna and it would still be less of a butt wipe than you oh come on i mean yeah she deserves it oh look it's pete pete looks like if voldemort moved to florida and got into coke it's coke the drink that is obviously youtube yeah he looks like he drinks a lot of diet coke your mum is so fat i had to spread this between three books ah are all three of the books just full of your mama jokes that would be a great series yo mama so fat thanos had to clap did you get that one from one of the books maybe daniel radcliffe ah daniel is that stereotypical british person who would say all right what's all this then if someone stabbed him with a knife you've got to be polite you know linus is the type of guy to yell ring ring at people while riding a bicycle instead of ringing the bells yeah he's got like his helmet on his rucksack and he's like ring ring guys would you rather listen to my music or die well the end results are the same so may as well give it a listen that's like next level self advertising though like no one's gonna listen to your music and if they are they're just gonna say it's bad hmm this guy looks like he would steal bowling alley shoes he has like an entire bowling alley set up at home and he's like hmm i'll add these to my collection when your fake id works yeah that's because you look 34 dead body reported and she looks and she sounds like she swallowed a fireplace i don't know what she sounds like but that must be rough you know what doesn't smell like nothing my farts i would love to grab that sweet little lady by the skull then press her nose against my butt and then brap directly into her nose and mouth imagine her struggling uh some kids were dropped as a child and you were clearly thrown at a wall what a weird car like why just just why yeah and we're trying to get drunk before everything closes uh-huh yeah okay uh the chick that turned 21 recently which is her looks like it's her 13th time turning 21. she doesn't look like she could be friends with the girl from before both of them 34 years old going out why you made it all the way to the end you may as well click another one right two more if you want one two you click them for free how good is that that's that's a pretty good deal click click thanks

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 200,443

Rating: 4.9701376 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: iDZqEXdAO9k

Length: 11min 23sec (683 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 16 2020