RARE INSULTS #4

the spread of the corona virus is based on two factors number one how dense the population is and number two how dense the population is and you wrote the same thing twice what's the other one you're number two hey everyone my name is Jake and welcome to rare insults where we're gonna be looking at insults that you don't see very often that's why they're rare and insults enjoy my father says I look like a goat is it true okay send us your picture let's compare to be fed the goatee always makes you look like a go it's literally in the name goatee this guy goes into a liquor store and asked the cashier for ID there is so many rare results for a review Bradley leave him alone 37 seconds are we just gonna forget this scene rats are unable to gag or throw up so this dude soup is so bad that it broke the rules of nature rats can't gag oh I learned something new today wow that's amazing Wendy Williams is for women who were bullies in high school and now they spam their pyramid schemes on Facebook I don't even watch Wendy Williams behind other person she is and this is spot on like so spawn one minute 11 seconds Lord Farquaad has a baby with an over baked potato yeah okay I can see the over baked potato never mind I might be her meal ticket no edge she's clearly with you for your good looks an amazing personality the man is built like an old stack of dry pancakes with mayo on top why am I suddenly seeing this dude everywhere wasn't this guy I'm like one of those fiancee shows like I like a good ten years ago Joey Diaz podcast if salami was a person it looked like Joey Diaz I listen to this guy's podcast quite a lot to be fair he sounds exactly like a cigarette would no no actually I take that back he sounds exactly like a cigarette would if he was raised in New Jersey huh at least his hair and eyebrows knew better than to come over he looks like a confused thumb you guys ever watch a spy kids you know the thumb thumbs from you look like a torso coming out of a couch you got all wet different trousers bro if you're gonna sit on that couch wet different trusses Jack Black Jack Black looks like a corrupt Wild West lawmaker Jack Black looks like Pringles I prefer the Pringles I prefer the Pringles former gang member gives 15 year old wannabe gangster a reality check with that haircut the only gang he could be in is one direction why does it look like his hair is performing like an umbrella around his neck as well he doesn't want to get the Sun on that Joey Diaz again Joey's mouth is below his shoulders is this guy getting recommended to everyone on YouTube is that why everyone seeing these I said this before like I've been watching a lot of it is everyone just getting recommended him cuz I only just died watching him and I've just been started getting recommended it is everyone getting recommended Joey this guy whoever this is is Joe looks so strong he can drink peanut butter through a straw that's kind of a compliment in a way rather than an insult I mean he'll take it criticals comment section has the best insults Mis dude looks like he's in his mid-40s pretending to be a high schooler in a Hulu Original Series I just read about this on my meme channel and yeah he looks exactly like that bro his voice sounds like he ends every sentence when he's talking to a girl with milady wait I need to hear this guy's voice I humbly submit a toast to okay he's no talking to ready go so all right so my boy Damian looks like a youthful Jack Black who still lives with his wife's boyfriend I'm sorry Damien um McDonald's called they want their eyebrows back I can't even insult this one cuz you guys are just gonna say my hair is the McDonald's shape right critical again the more Charlie is at home the less he looks like he has a home he's gonna need a haircut after this all of us are gonna need a hacker after this our hair dress is gonna be so happy 90-day fiance nail salon artists spends 40k on Ukrainian woman this man is like a bull he sees a red flag and runs right towards it hey if you're gonna charge me 40 K to do any thing that's a real green flag right right when Elon Musk realized China's richest man is an idiot Jack Ma Jack Ma gave me the hope that I can also become a billionaire one day is Jack Malek stupid or something I'm confused I thought he was quite smart I mean if he's a billionaire he is quite smart but maybe just not too Elon Musk cuz that guy's just a genius big brains in Michigan protests stay-at-home order they call it operation gridlock what the hell does the Confederate flag have to do with this oh it's part of the I'm a douche bag start packing is this why America has such huge Corona numbers right now because people aren't just just stay at home like come on see look he's back again he looks like a water bottle when it falls and lands on the cap can we get a picture of that yeah Joey salads good thing they got him this sets an example for everyone who thinks there are no consequences to this your Avi looks like you failed an audition for an Italian version of PE blinders I really like how this guy's wearing the hat as well but it's still such a good insult this guy illusion 100 it's a 12-hour flight from the top to the bottom of his forehead wait where does it start and where does it stop found a video about a girl being mad about her 23andme DNA results this girl looks like the example of what Nazis weren't supposed to shoot hmm I guess just just blonde blue eyes Wow kids can sense evil people look they hate Trump and they love Obama what about this big guy huh well it only came in to interfer ition recently I'll be the owner she seems like the person to lick her finger before turning the page on a Kindle like the ultimate librarian this car is asking to be pink it's like the Walmart kids car but for adults maybe the designer of it is just living a childhood dream if 2020 was a person it would be Trisha Paytas just the worst human you could think of is that what it is or not worst more like that the strangest but if I go to America they look like the number 10 standing together just a woman and oh maybe she's a bit more round than enough this guy he looks like he walked in front of a school project the kids are in the back it's actually on him and then he turns the projector off oh it's actually on him oh he looks like he's about to tell you to get off his lawn so his dead wife who has taken the form of a house doesn't eat you that is very rare oh yes I was hoping we'd get one of these imagine having more boyfriends than brain cells it's true mmm look at this amazing breakfast her breakfast has less calories than a deep breath honestly Chris Evans probably has the we music playing in his head 24/7 I like how it's so pixelated as well in that smile just yeah I honestly kind of feel bad for you if you think like that well gah I was gonna sleep tonight but I don't know if I can knowing some tween on his 12 burner account honestly kind of feels bad it's okay bro we'll get through this together why her head looked like the first slice of bread the one no one wants does anyone actually like that unless you're doing it in soup then I don't think you can use it did Hunter smother is facing Galu and dive into a Barbara's waste bin did you shave my to shave please this guy smiling you smile like there's an 8 baring his teeth to you and you're smiling back trying to play it cool but baby makes music for the girls take a shower and put the same underwear back on after hug there's actually people who listen to her really there's a single person out there she looks like a Ferrara Russia is that you pronounce it Ferrero Rocher and had he said Ferrero Rocher for a Rocha but I don't know but the gold thing whatever this is facemask in a time like this she looks like Deadpool's grandma haha what girl would want to date this fat guy she must be poor and live with her parents that's sad you look like that classic Shawn that always has an empty bag of Newport cigarettes in a spit bottle and a load of child support and your home decor is cheap whiskey bottles and a sink full of dishes I don't think you can put it any better way right I'm currently trying to piss my own is you better not I'm about to give up it hurts a lot use common sense why pissing your own is is a horrible idea why why do I have to explain why bad things are bad to you because it's not a bad idea you're literally stabbing yourself as opposed to another person literally stubbing me or just not doing it why by someone else you mean a professional someone who is qualified to do so you are not I also gave myself two tattoos I'll be fine you're the person kindergarten teachers tell the students not to be guy you gotta have some balls to give yourself two tattoos let that's a risky business or just you know no common sense it's all which is probably the reason but I know you guys have got common sense and we'll click another video because it's really fun and a good use of your time watch your videos I mean at least you're enjoying it at least you know just sign bed wait you might be something bad sound bite click another one if you are so I'm better more watch another one

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 769,128

Rating: 4.9424157 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: J-HL-kyVczM

Length: 10min 58sec (658 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 19 2020