CLEVER COMEBACKS #17

a child ripped up their allowance because he wasn't happy with the amount his mum walked out of her room and saw this what would you do if this was your child's behavior i mean i would probably be pretty confused that i have a child but let's see what this person would do keep it and give him a piece of it any time he asks for money i mean technically you're giving him money so yeah hey everyone my name is jake and welcome to clever comeback so we're going to be looking at comebacks which are clever you know someone says something and that person replies with something clever and then they can't come back because they got destroyed it's pretty much that in a video enjoy why are some u.s politicians so afraid of tick tock why are they denying ordinary american people the platform for entertainment inspiration and connection because tick tock said today we are filing a complaint in federal court challenging the administration's effort to ban tick tock in the us as a company we have always been focused on transparency so we want to explain why we are taking this step and this person uh why is china so afraid of all of these you know facebook twitter instagram snapchat and every single other app wow that's kind of a lot even wikipedia and dropbox why for 24 hours all crimes are legal what crimes will you be committing uh none because they're now legal listen hey a little no that's not what i meant all right what's worse than a heartbreak uh having to watch will smith choke his dog sam after being bitten by one of those douchebag infected dogs in i am legend oh why did you have to bring that up that's such a sad ah that's like the saddest scene ever heard of chinese this evening chicken 2 pound 35 fresh egg noodles on clearance for 24p all natural ingredients sauce 75p fry [ __ ] on clearance 55p seven minutes total three pound eighty nine enough for four ninety seven p each don't tell me we have food poverty in this country it's just idleness wow that's marvelous andrew that's one meal now assume for the sake of the argument that our unemployed family of four eats that deliciousness three meals a day for a week that's 81 pounds 69 pence unemployment is 71 pounds and 70 pounds so you've staffed for one day and not paid bills you barbara wearing yeah um i don't even know what barber is but i assume it's some like expensive brand all right huh guess what fall guys game i don't care fall guys replies oh it really feels like you do care number one you're following us number two you've got notifications on and number three you replied thanks for caring jai princess charlotte already speaks two languages at just two years old wow so do most children of immigrants but i guess it's less impressive when they're poor i mean she's in the spotlight let's be honest they say oh wow princess charlotte ate food today what this was found under a video talking about an infinite versus finite universe okay not only would there be an exact copy of you there would be infinite exact copies of you whoa plus infinite copies of you with slight different choices you could have made throughout your life ah so maybe one version of me got hurt not oh god that must hurt i have always said this and will continue to say it humans deserve extinction it will either solve every problem or there will be no one left to see those things as problems wait if you actually believed that why are you still here existing why don't you lead by example whoa i wouldn't go that far as to say lead by example that's that's a bit too far but why would you say humans need to be like extinct what would that achieve we wouldn't know what the world would be like i mean it'd probably look nice but who's gonna look at it and go oh that looks nice because we're not we're extinct i have a question to all men why do you wear a bell if the jeans will be below your butt hmm well the same reason why your girl brings a purse on a date and don't pay oh yes just just for aesthetic then i guess wait other countries didn't have to sing their national anthem every day at school for 12 years uh no not at all we actually looked at the usa funny for that we think it's mad corny i live in the states now but i'm from germany yet that's because last time y'all got patriotic it didn't work out nice yeah to be fair it didn't really work too well did it but you know it's still kind of corny that you sing it every day i think it's kind of cringe this is a video of a united states russia troops confrontation in northern syria this week politico reporting now that four u.s troops were injured as a result ah so they actually like crashed into each other it's not really a confrontation looks like a bad joke do not make an elephant out of a fly ah yeah i regularly ram other cars on the road as a joke everyone involved finds it hilarious yeah just bought this new lamborghini and someone rammed into me what a joking guy boys in case you were wondering this is what eight inches really looks like ah that that's definitely not eight inches but okay wait actually uh were we talking about the ponytail or that forehead god geez you don't have to be that rude more millennials are living at home than at any other time this century ah shocking that the generation that's petrified of hard work would rather sit at home and play video games that worthless generation hmm here's an idea let's change the script instead of blaming millennials for living at home with their parents maybe we should look at how boomers left millennials with a broken society that won't let their children earn even a living wage wait when was this written though if this was written within the past six months that's because of coronavirus no what or is it saying like they're living at home with their parents that would make more sense to all y'all saying masks don't work let me ask you a scientific question would you rather me pooping your face bare butt or wearing my hands yeah you might get a whiff if i'm wrapped up but if i'm pooping at you bear but you gonna look like you were standing behind a four wheeled truck peeling out in a mud puddle the microbiologist in me appreciates you so damn much man your explanation as to why wear a mask was astoundingly accurate to virology and host response pooping with or without braves it's one of the better parallels i've seen do you just like lie about having a phd here or how is this working man your value as a scientific communicator is unbelievably real hell yeah i got a phd a pretty huge pp nice the guy kinda has a point though like as much as the the analogy is very weird with with pooh uh it's got a point you'd much rather someone fart on your face than someone yeah i don't know what i'm talking about it's gross men should be building the hoover dam or working 12-hour shifts at the shipyard not playing on the computer well someone already built the hoover dam yeah we can't build it again it's good to let him get used to an ankle bracelet early as he's sure to have one later in life ah then maybe you should get a head start with your toe tag doesn't look like you have much longer to go i can't see what this guy looks like but by the looks of it he looks old so poor guys i don't know why black people think big lips are normal hmm wait how are you talking about normal when your eyes don't share the same postcodes she just kind of looked like uh sit the sloth from i said you know it's kind of uncanny wow look a fallen earphone makes a music note you see look it looks like a music note uh actually that's a clef not a note oh oh the music boys have arrived opie is in treble now i like that it makes my heart smile when two ugly people find each other and fall in love ah so who's the lucky guy oh that's a lot of damage you walked right into that one let's be honest like come on if you insult anyone online in any way you have to be able to take it back otherwise yeah you're gonna get this a lot and you're not gonna feel good autistic people how do you feel about those anti-vaxxers using your illness genetic disorder to promote their agenda like serious questions uh i don't mind it being autistic isn't all that bad compared to being an idiot oh true sup sex is seki i mean sexy ah sup illiterate that's it just straight up elon musk unveils pig with computer chip in brain wow wow and it looks so much like elon musk yeah you probably shouldn't have used elon musk as the picture but shot hey blank how are you looking to see if you have any interest in the military oh no sorry if i wanted to sell my body to the ultra wealthy i would just become catholic oh okay thumbs up what's the best way to join mafia well if you start as a level one thug and try to work your way up to a level 100 boss it's not really a comeback it's a good tip yeah you got to become level 100 mafia boss that's an old meme now wow hmm why is your name oliver age 24 when you're not 24 that's the guy who runs the fall guys account well your name is million bucks do you have 1 million bucks oh you deserve a crown after that w round over this was h3h3 podcast joji's reaction to women in a nature setting are to be conquered which is kind of a controversial thing he said well males in nature are also supposed to be the most physically fit to attract females who were extremely picky in their partners but healer still chose you so i guess it doesn't really matter what women or men in nature are supposed to do huh ethan they got a point did you know that there are no words in arabic for feminism securism or free speech oh good uh well actually feminism is this word securalism is this word free speech is this word did you know there are no words to describe the levels of idiocy coming out of your birth doesn't that mean there's no word in english for free speech though right because free speech is two words that's not one word you put so much effort into each video it's better to have some inherent consistency in the series if one were to see the fourth part first for whatever reason it's natural to assume that whoever youtube recommended that video to would be inclined to watch the previous ones if they have not already seen them uh one and whomsoever i found the english professor oh english professor uh found the english students and i found another video for you to watch right there if you want there's two of them you can click either one right there right there or you can subscribe if you haven't already or like or do something i don't know uh thanks

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Id: D5kMCLGAjSQ

Length: 11min 53sec (713 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 04 2020